the (new) england edition
Right well this is the new isn't it
impossible to find a nice graphic t-shirt when you have no interests
>>221204588so this is the new
ghosts don't exist
fuming with villa
>>221204588Lurv PatriotsLurv CelticsLurv BruinsLurv Red Sox me
>>221204615I buy T-shirts and shoes from a skate/snowboard shop. I've actually found T-shirt made in America lol.
Me, Timothy James Byrne outside my Celtic hillfort in the year 65 AD being terrorised by these Roman thugs I want to seek asylum in the Germanic tribes someone get me away from the cowards in this colony
go go gadget nigger masher
deens and rice for tea
>>221204588Shithole
>>221204662scream
wish the working classes of this country had as much passion about politics then they do the men kicking the ball and the men and the women on the island trying to shag one anotherbread and circuses
>>221204626they were never gonna let a big 6 club get relegated, too much money at stake
>>221204662wearing my excellent loincloth
>>221204662s
>>221204662scroge>>221204714srimc
>>221204709What do you mean too much money at stake
>>221204694Did you see that thing in the US where 1.5 million men stood for hours outside to see the NFL draft
what the fuck are they doing!!!!
Dumb Italian woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCfRcgoPxTw...I don't want to change the world......I'm not looking for a new England......I'm just looking for another girl...
>>221204694Not on is it
>lived in London me entire life>only know half the boroughsI'm a genuine retard omg
>>221204640name?
>>221204752Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
gauls be like big night outnigga you live in a hill fort :skull:
>>221204781ariana grande
>>221204751having a mare
Currently on pussy patrol in my neighbour hood
*nutmegs you and takes the ball up the pitch and sinks it into the back of the net with a super hypersonic nigger kick*
>>221204763Lambeth born but not bred
tonsil stones making my breath smell like actual poo
>>221204825enjoyed the use of nigger in this
>>221204839yup sorry about that mate
what did morrissey do to upset leftists so much?
Salicylic acid is turning me into a 10/10 chadMogging cunts left right and centre with my soft, twinkish, blemish free face
>>221204839Well that's a cock
>>221204839I think that might be blurred pornography
>>221204839abstract art is trying to do what music does
>>221204865be racist
>>221204825put one right in their goal hole from me, son
>>221204839UM
finbar losing his life trying to save a grey squirrel from a group of red squirrels
>>221204865was mildly sceptical of immigration policy
I need a bf
>>221204629
Playing cyberpunk 2077, gave my character a big willy
What do you call it in the UK when you bounce a ball on one foot over and over again (without the ball falling to the ground)?
>>221204935gave mine the smallest size possible and she still cockmogged me
>>221204937Hackey sack?
>>221204937keepie uppiego on laugh
>>221204937I have no idea
Whitby goth weekend is not what i was expecting...
tgenuinely so brainrottedcant stop thinking about all the people out there having sex/with their gfs while i'm here spending another day and night alone in my hovel
>>221204965>googles it >it's true
>>221204748spuds are a fairly rich club so they want to keep their money flowing
>>221204983probably all get drunk and have grim boomer sex
>>221204983
>>221204983No no no this isn't right at all. Where are the cosplay ethot slags?
>>221205028Girlie what the duck
>>221204986ktim i think this everytime i see a normoid in public
>>221204929Nice 1!
>>221205007Flowing to whomI don't think you understand how club finances work
>Free with adsthanks youtube, works great with my adblocker
Shirty Harry
>>221205010Yh x
>>221205028mr monopoly looking ahh
>>221205028konbanwa barnsley-san ^-^
>>221205028Imagine tossing her on that loft bed and drilling her sopping wet hairy fanny!
So yeah one time I did 5500 keepie uppies.Another time I did around 2500 while walking, I think I did close to 1km maybe 800m.
bookish songs to have (slightly absurd) lesbian sex to
>>221205111um um um um um
>>221204983>>221205080lemme guess, millenials and zoomers cant afford chinese made goth clothing
i'm fat, sick, and inflamed
Banksy strikes again.
How about them spurs then?
>>221205130lesbian sex isn't real
tax wealth, not work
>>221205149timmy aff tae work his deliveroo shift (we're all fae somewhere)
I need to rape a nerd
>>221205179grow up
>>221205187you've come to the right place
>>221205190It's true though
mad how much shite I eatgetting fatter and fatter
50 times Britain was a Bhenchod
>>221205190mutual masturbation, innit
Bedtime soon. Got to be up and early for toil
Churchill was a wanker: fun history book for 15 year olds
t levels droppingbelly plumpeningeyes shrinkingteeth rottingface wrinklingi'm fucked
>>221205270at least he wasn't hitler
got the bends
I don't think anyone really likes sex if you're being 100% truthful. Everyone prefers a wank.
anyone else not seeing filenames show up x
things to prioritise this month:sleepdiet sunincelwalks
>>221205280hate when my eyes shrink
>>221205280Get up. Get a move on. The wheels in motion. The goals still need to be met. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking soft drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.
>>221205293Your mum doesn't
>>221205293good post
>>221205293i prefer a cuddle x
>>221205293wouldn't know as i am a cretinous little virgin
woah
>>221205326*ktims quietly*
>>221205327UM x
>>221205280An old clue gainer adage: depression can't hit a moving target.Get a move on.
>>221205327i am trans and here is my poorly disguised fetish depicted by artificial intelligence
>>221205326it's a ktim from me
>>221205293Yh but you feel amazing after a good arse shagging
>>221205327mad how many thirdies watch this and can't tell it's ai
dont know what to post
>>221205327
>>221205344Well said
>studies show that chronic lonely has the same impact on your health as smoking 15 cigarettes a dayim a hermit and a pack-a-day smokermental how im still goin
im going to try to poo again but if nothing happens AGAIN im going to be very disappointed
>>221205327I can tell this is AI because they wouldn't be friends in school
>>221205327fujos are a dangerous force
>>221205341full image please
pinkpantheress got on the 'zempic and now she looks weird
>>221204869I need to get into some proper products for my face. I use 3 in 1 shower gels and Wrights bar soap. My skin is a fucking disaster
>>221205327bizarre
>>221205373back when I smoked I couldn't take anymore than 4 malboro reds a day; how do cunts handle a pack a day.
>>221205293not really, but I do like to film a sex and have a wank
>>221205383i dont have it
>>221205327Indian made
>>221205424
>>221205373>chronic lonelyAnd that’s the term the scientists used is it aye
pinkie piehead meltdown
>>221205390Noooooooooooo, where is the cute tummy. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>221205390enough about pinkpantheress who are those fellas in the background?
>>221205410reds are fairly harshi get me smokes at the indian reservation down the road from me. not harsh and cheap as hell.
>>221205473that's angel and beep
Listen here team, if you want to succeed in life like me you have to have a motto
>>221204983Reminds me of Rochester's Sweeps festival
>>221205130not lesbian sex if you both have cocks
>>221205040not even left the house just ruminated alone in my smelly bedroom wanking myselfs illy
Just heard the phrase 'cheeky blighter' on a Poirot episode
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FO4tbIXapT8A controlled display of power.
>>221205493you are profoundly mentally illyou are profoundly mentally ill
>>221205473
DTFIC will literally jump on and start using any gimmick that gets posted here even when he clearly doesn’t get it lol
>>221205498ever considered not doing that?
thacked twanny
>>221205510
>>221205373hate popsci
>>221205528yeah even more miserable
>>221205510you never recovered from the mindraping he gave you
We are the /Brit/ team /Brit/ team /Brit/ teamWe are the /Brit/ team
>>221205510Piehead does the same thing. Always trying to force his sacked tranny and Tim gimmick
>>221205494
>>221205565ra ra rasputin
leftypol snuggling up with his chudjak plush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLpfbcXTeo8
>>221205574It’s such cringe britfeel behaviour
any northern ireland man in
>>221205327She is peng
Watkins on.
>>221205508That yours then is it?
>>221205574you were known as sacked tranny before you started namefagging though. because you kept posting about how you tried to kill yourself at work etc
Searching for posts that contain ‘sacked tranny’. 4187 results found.Searching for posts that contain ‘seasidemark’. 4615 results found.sacked tranny has almost as many posts in 2 years as seasidemark does in 10
>>221205574sacked tranny isn't a gimmick it's your life LOL
the Spursian escape
>>221205638piehead is so fucking mentally ill it’s unreal. that is what a life ruined by ocd looks like
>>221205676forced gimmick award
>>221205598least i can do is buy you that beer
>>221205484that *cough* so?
>>221205494>>221205578lel, didn't know you also have one. I was in the Netherlands twice during Zwarte Piet
Got my license at 17. Didn't drive once until I was 28. Drove into a ditch twice in one day. Haven't driven since. Am 32 now. Absolute shambles.
Answering the door completely nude when the sniz police arrives on my doorstep to question me about my 4chan posts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmcrGNHvPvI
nothing happenedim just not going on the toilet again until there's a mafia 3 type situation
>>221205730staatw lmaso
on the chocolate digestives+9999 to my caloriecount
>>221205733"So what's this about piehead, anon"
>>221205676that's a sacked tranny dolly mate
>>221205509what is your stavros halkias joke.
>>221205753please a choccy digestive is only 80kcals
any good st vocaroos going?
>>221205776when you open biscuits you have to eat the whole pack in one otherwise they go bad
>>221205776what if i'm eating 124.9875 of them?
>>221205730>Drove into a ditch twice in one dayhow? >>221205771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-LFqUUwhh4
>>221205776if you don't eat the whole pack someone else in the house will
>>221205759um sacked twanny sacked twanny sacked twanny!
No chains shall sully thee,Thou soul of love and bravery;Thy songs were made for the pure and free,They shall never sound in slavery!
they do go a bit manky after a couple daysneed a biscuit tin or something that keeps them nice and biscuitty
>>221205812Drove into a ditch. Got pulled out. Kept driving. Drove into a different (bigger) ditch, reversing this time.
when cats or dogs do a poo does the owner wipe their bum or are they just spreading poo particles all over the house
>>221205786https://vocaroo.com/1lpU8t3HZEcO
>>221205753switched these for the werther originals
3 biscuits with the morning cup of tea (or evening if you prefer) then leave them alone. simple as.
always keep the best biccys in an airtight glass jar me
>>221205848where you drunk?
>>221205850there's always poo particles all over the housecan't be avoided
Our life is a journey through winter and night, We look for our way in a sky without light
>>221205850nooo not the heckin poo particles
Aston Villa have really pissed me off ngl
>>221205876"......"
"Do not expect the world to be fair to you, for I have lived and witnessed how the world remained silent in the face of our pain. Do not wait for fairness, but be the fairness. Carry the dream of Palestine in your heart and make every wound a weapon and every tear a source of hope."— Quote From The Last Will and Testament of Beloved Yahya Sinwar
>>221205850best not to think about poo particles because you quickly realise poo particles are everywhere and there's nothing you can doan unwinnable fight
I am full Polish R1a.
>>221205850yes I wipe their bum
I like reform but they’re gonna cut my UC/PIP if they get elected
Zimbabwe.
I am full French R1b.
England is mineIt owes me a living
kill all dogsworthless horrible disgusting mutants
>>221206022Wot?
>>221206039sacked tranny
>>221206022love that song and learned it on guitar. the live version is soo much better too than the album version.
>>221206039nonsense
SERVE A RAGGOD'S HATE GROWSCOUNT THE TAGS ON ALL THEIR TOESAND YOUR ARMY GOES MARCHING TO HELL
>>221206039BROWN
>>221205729yeah we used to have a Dickens festival as well but I don't know if they still do it
>>221206039Are you the dog hater from /metal/?
>>221205925....>>221205926....>>221205976....>>221206022....>>221206024....>>221206039*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Ian.
>>221206088Lmfao
>>221206117Think you've left your device in your mum's bedroom pal
>>221206088little one needs punting like a rugby ball
>>221206117Think your detector is a bit of a dud pal ;)
>>221206109State of British “culture” look at those unseasoned white boys in their gimp suits
>>221205792also kittens start coming out the packet
>>221206117*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
>>221205976
>>221206139owned that runt
Like a bird.
>>221205753are you mocking meplease dont
>>221206148thats before they got into costume
>>221206172I'll only fly away
I am full Norwegian R1b.
>>221206022England belongs to me
might go hunting pickpockets
>>221206188I am actually eating tesco's own milk chocolate digestives
was on 1700 calories but decided to crack open a beer so thats me fucked then
>>221206142
>>221206191Ok, mate. I am just passing through.
>>221205925Good post
saar do not get the pizza for take out get curry sir
>>221206190Im just rage r8ing, British culture is so vast it’s seen as the norm.Like watching football on the weekends and wearing a suit to work
the haters won. quality of life does improve if you go to sleep before midnight and wake up at 8am everyday
>>221206220Kurt caz seemed to have a blast in Blackpool getting drunk at noon and riding rides. Didn't get the dodgy street footage he was hoping for me thinks.
>>221206274It is true
everyone can be welsh
>>221206349even me?
>>221206274yes but if you dont have a gf/romantic partner and are alone all the time then it doesnt mattert. hates myself to death (reason i hate myself is because i cant et girls)
im cornish
Is it possible to switch who leads in the relationship? Sometimes I want to be the leader but some days Im too lazy to lead
pacing around my incel cave
>>221206361everyone except white english
>>221206349I was born in Wales. Pieface was born in Hertfordshire LOL
>>221206274ive set my drinking time to 6pm-midnight only now
How are you doing?
>>221206274no devices an hour before bed too
>>221206417Not bad thanks for asking
>>221206401Why are there so many short gay Welsh guys with fuckable arses then? I've nooticed a trend.
>>221206401I thought it was piehead
English people let their major cities become non-white.The English freaks in this thread who act tough let their Worcercenshiretonville-on-Sea become non-white.
Earth speaks Asian?
>>221206393shes been lusted after and fucked and now she has that knowing look of the power she wields
>>221206440you welsh or what
>>221206394Do push ups and body squats, today I did 80
>>221206417alri Egypt bot, how are you?
I shouted at the McDonald’s drive thru workers and they gave me an extra coke
sacked tranny humiliation fetish hour again is it
>>221206429No problem.
>>221206438The face is part of the head
>>221206424>analogically brushing my teeth with my electric toothbrush
>>221206474full of spit
tilde's fucked up little willy twitches every time someone makes fun of him
>>221206456Just stating facts. Name a country in Europe other than England where the top 3 cities by population are minority native.
>>221206464I am getting, spammed.
>>221206486Hi can you see me? You never reply to my posts. Maybe you have America blocked or sth
>>221206483>>221206500Fuck up piehead nobody cares about Tim here maybe try /Britfeel/ you freak
>>221206511where are you from
>>221206526I don't block anyone that's for weak people like piehead and DTFIC. I didn't know how to respond to your post so I didn't say anything
um hi
just been called fascist in pizza hut
Piehead week-long meltdown since being called out. Lmfao.
>>221206557err hello
Can you help us find Alyssa?Alyssa, aged 13, was last seen in Harris Park, about 8am yesterday (Saturday 2 May 2026).
I am full English R1b.
First and last time I had pizza hut was in the UK, even had the on with the cheese in the crust, very decadent
Saving my good posts for the new then
need to start actually conversing with people that try to talk to me
Have realised that I use this place solely for the social aspect, and if I had an active friend group I would not spend a single second here.
>>221206614looking forward to your good posts in the new. this lad is making good posts all the time>>221206647
>>221206564what for lad
>>221206511france, belgium, the netherlands
>>221206641yeah no shit/not an interesting life
>>221206624ktim, just don't know what to say to people
>>221206648That French lad that made a post one before yours?
>>221206674?
>>221206641yeah?
hello lads any welsh men ini am a man from wales who is welsh and I'm certainly not a white english man from englandi would love to meet other welsh people and perhaps we can have a good old welsh themed chat about wales and that
Sir Tilde
thinking about Walesx
>>221206709Go back to your majority non-white settlementThere are many to pick, and all of them in the UK are in England
>>221206731me toogot your mum on my mind
>>221206739you have autism
>>221206552Oh ok ty. My posts are kind of crude ig my bad
>>221206752How so
>>221206739I'm Welsh from Wales, can't you read?
what day is today?
>>221206761type like a sperg
I want the seething and mean-spirited Welsh lad to exclude Cornwall from his posts disparaging England!
*does a little Welsh jig*
>>221206778How
>>221206799>Go back to your majority non-white settlement>There are many to pick, and all of them in the UK are in England
need a Welsh new pronto
*does a welsh haka*
*does a sheep*
>>221206814Yes that's what I saidExplain what made you think 'that is autism'
cardiff is filled with non-whites btw
IT DOESN'T FUCKING LOOM
>>221206855oh it lush
doing a runny poo
>>221206855COOL
An Englishman.
>>221206855
Welshlad on a tinder date:welshlass: so what do you do for fun and thatwelshlad: i hate english peoplewelshlass: *has a bite of rarebit and a sip of welsh water*welshlad:welshlad:welshlad:welshlad: england got niggers
>>221206889>>221206889
>>221206846And it is still significantly more white than England's top 3 citiesAnd you remove Cardiff and that's really the only non-white city Wales has, England has about 5 other cities close to the 50% white range
>>221206835pooscreaming
>>22120684673% White last census