oriental edition
goodbye have a great night
new day new thread
>>221210541she looks like she would be a good wife
:3
right it's midnight time to get to work
is everyone okay
always fart about 30 seconds after I cumthink it's my bowels relaxing
learning japanese because i'm a massive weeaboo autist
>>221210578not particularly no
noticed a lot more yellow fever posting on /brit/ lately
And so to bed.
DJDJD-D-D-D-DJCome on...DictionaryDJ
>>221210578Every day is getting harder and harder
just seen a devilish apparition
>>221210578yeah mate, you?
Thoughts on the man who ruined England forever?
just typed out some gay shit and deleted it
>>221210629me?
>>221210612haha yuppp
Sticking my tongue into the phones charging port and wanking
>>221210578Nah nigga I'm pretty fuckin far from okay
in bed, bum out
>>221210578could be better, could be worse. thanks for asking. how are you lad?
all my friends are herex
anybody want a shag
would anyone like to cuddle :3
>>221210694>>221210695
>>221210532>Do they really hate Alex Jones that muchMost sane people do
self conscious about the size of my willy because it's so massive haha
>>221210629that's not Tony Blair
sex chebs soogs https://www.tiktok.com/@soogsx/video/7635803027038850318
>>221210721why? he's entertaining
where is the bulgarian.
>>221210629England was ruined by a woman named Margaret thoughever
>>221210738in Bulgaria
You wake up, it's 2pm in the afternoon and you stumble down the stairs of your mum's council house ready to make breakfast. There's nothing to do with the day, and much like any other you'll spend every waking hour online. Life in your 20s is no joke, but for now you're safe. Not a care in the world for getting a job, need to drive, or any other basic requirement of being an adult. Here's to living the same day again and again until the passage of the day itself has become a blur, much like any other.Here's to the future
Just found out about the Boriswave.Blood is boiling.
>>221210721To the point of potentially destroying your own business just to pettily point score though?
still mental how john barrowman got cancelled for getting his willy out for a laugh in 2008
>>221210756I'm sure some people will argue for the pr stuff, but when I see news about it I just think "who cares"
finbar being notified of the boriswave with a knife in the back
>>221210772get my willy out everyday
/brit/ - sponsored by Ezgif™
>>221210775Need the follow up where it's shoved up his arse
>>221210738in bed, got the on screen keyboard on
any plans for this bank holiday Monday lads?
right well that's a white man being sexually dominated by a black woman
know nothing about economics mehave an encyclopaedic knowledge on history, global culture, language, religion, politics, architecture. but know squat about how the economy works or what the problems of capitalism are (apart from everyone not being able to afford anything anymore and there’s immigrants everywhere). don’t know what economic policies work best and why
Why's /brit/ so slow? No toil on the morrow
>>221210784made hundreds of amazing posts courtesy of ezgif
>>221210819Encyclopaedophile
>>221210819ktim
>6 Most Disturbing Abandoned Building Encounters Caught on Camera
>>221210845been dogshit all this week
>>221210845don't know, I'm usually asleep by now
women be like yeah let me get a tattoo between my tits that looks good cheers
>Night time passed in the blink of an eyeA feeling farther away than a dream in my heart>Candlelight burning together with memories>A melting space that held onto me>Woo, I can’t stop feeling>Beyond this space pulling me in>Right now, like a massive gravity, at the far end>There, an unknown darkness>(I’m so, I’m so confused)>Shows me things I could never imagine, yeah>(Found some, found some, found some clue)>The secret within the distorted night>Even the once-fixed time scatters and tangles each moment>This Black Hole we meet without a sound>Even my certain heart melts and waversThis night I fall in and wander all night long>Even blurred memories become clear againhttps://youtu.be/henyk_JzCls?si=G3HATp6l-8MoYoGg
is it okay to want to shag sophia lillis
>>221210887yeah, why not?
hate hate hate the internet todaywhy do I have to be exposed to these normgroid cretin retard freaksthey belong in real lifethe internet is supposed to be for people like me
>>221210884Family friends very fat daughter got this, looks grim and she wears tank tops to show it off so you end up seeing her fat belly hanging out all the time
men's mental health awareness
>>221210899the internet hasn't been for shut in freaks since 1998
>>221210899fact
To the lad in the last thread that dropped out of uni with 90,000 GBP in debt and unable to return, two questions: Why did you drop out of uni and why can't you return?
>>221210884it looks fairly pretty tbqh but i couldn't imagine committing to having a tattoo let alone one like that
>>221210906Nothing more than a labour conditioning technique in the regulation and (re)production of the self
>>221210927no but it had a higher barrier for entry than just having a phone which every human on the planet hasyou can be an indian child and just instantly hop on twittergrimmers!
>>221210541love a horny yellow woman
>>221210966bitch
>>221210944Menthol elfUsed up whatever tuition loan I can take from the government, and it would cost me 18 grand to finance the first two yearsOnly hope now is doing a degree with the OU
pale women are sexthe paler the better
men's dental health awareness
DRONE CORPSE AVIATOR
>>221210906>How men can improve their mental health and be better men>1. Respect women
>>221210975genuinely looks like me stood outside jobcentre
>>221210966would love to throw an urn at her head
any broken childhood man in?
>>221210878grim how fat her cock is
Justin on a mad one
Back when I was on the bennies I'd be so ashamed of going to the jobcentre that I'd get off the bus either one stop early or one stop after, since the stop was right outside the building, and I didn't want people on the bus knowing that I was going in there
>>221210795hello bulgarian.
>>221210898she is small
>>221210990u single?
>>221210990LONDONONDON
>>221210541Noodle sucking lips
>>221210997erm a little bit
men's genital health awareness
>>221210974Righto best of luck to you and stay in school xx
>>221211011Dead by 40, the tren reaper collects another one
>>221211015howdy
>>221211016imagine dating Hank Hill
>>221211021in a situationship>>221211026kent >.>
>>221211016bitch sent a camel toe pic
men's CBT health awareness
>>221210975why are so many trashy fucktoy women named bailey
>>221211043with Cornwall?
>>221211038zhaba :)
>>221211012Europeans are so communist they're ashamed to let people know they're trying to STOP being neetsJust kidding haha I know you were making your mandatory perfunctory effort so you could keep neeting
mingy
wagies are asleep
>>221211030Cheers xx
>>221211057glesga
>>221211065>they're trying to STOP being neetsno one assumes that of people at the jobcentre
why do scots call it glesga
should I get back into MtG?
Found a bar of gold pressed latinum down the back of the sofa
the watch
>>221211086get tae fuck or a'll give ye a glesga kiss
>>221211083JOBSEEKERCAN OF STRONGBOWI'M DEPRESSED CLUTCHING ONTO A LEAFLET SUPPLIED TO ME BY THE NHS
>>221211059
>>221210975goths look nice
wish I wasn’t a speccy bam
fett
any wizards inany warlocks inany witches in
>>221211124we love casting spells
>>221211098Characters modelled after these guys >>221210893?
>>221211124I'm a nonpracticing mage, the pay wasn't great
fuck goblins and fuck orcs
These mfs leaving me completely in the dark rn
if you cast fewer than 100 spells a day then lower your tome when talking to me
the village rapist
>>221211124more of a smeg alchemist me
biden BLAST
>>221211124In my own way
>>221211143classic post
>>221211069I'm awakex
Emma Watson does smelly farts.
>>221211124who's asking
ate too much ice cream again award
>>221211176would drink her squirt
>>221211179Bit cold in the sky fortress desu
on no no no PLEASE stop
Zoggie Blumpf, Zoggie Blumpf Ora-orange cheeto, Zoggie Blumpf
I pooYou pooWe all pooFor poo
they've invented a new fruit
>>221211194um concerning
>>221211202That's not true
Mods are asleep, post mustelids
reminder to support black artists
Much to think about
>>221211223much to celebrate!
>>221211119alri dalai lama
sometimes we overthink, i think
anyone else pissed
>>221211223ktim >>221211232ktinm
>>221210541>be a jolly negro from Alabama >just want to lynch the white man>sent to Vietnam to kill innocent peopleMakes you think don't you think
>>221211202that's a mirror mate
>>221211232
watching ted
>>221211214i don't know what that is but he looks very polite
do urbanites really
>>221211214
I could get with that girl from finland
touching ted
>>221211262otters and badgers and those kinds of ‘mals
timmy loves pang pang
florian wirtzSHITE
it too hot
Need a bird that's kinda a waster like me but is nice and isn't fat
>>221211277why would you do that hes a bear
need all you uppity homos ground up for fertilizer
do male feminists do it because they think it'll get them pussy or do they genuinely believe in that shit
>>221211214caberge
Whatever I guess Im not receiving closure tonight I'll see what happens tomorrow
>>221211307
Me, Timothy James Byrne outside my Celtic hillfort in the year 65 AD being terrorised by these Roman thugs I want to seek asylum in the Germanic tribes someone get me away from the cowards in this colony
dogberg howling up a storm in the early hoursneighbours must be fucking fed up
it's all a celebration
More like gaycation
>>221211345get him housedget him fedget him wanked
>>221211345What's got him all excited
>>221211321i think it's a. guys trying to get their willys wetb. guys whose mums had abusive husbandsc. guys with multiple daughters
>>221211345get him ground into mulch
painting myself blue and stealing the neighbour's sheep under the cover of the night
might become a pidgeon
having sex in Spoons
>>221211342
>>221211359>>221211362bizarre lies
love him <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F9x8ieKfUQ
>>221211345*launches a cheeky firework*
>>221211359based
>>221211354hes already fed and housed hes doing it to get a rise out of me because he wants more>>221211355probably wants more food but cant give him more because he will get fat >>221211357um grind up pidgeons instead
>>221211359>>221211362>>221211364lots happening rn
>>221211366Felt a bit sorry for the lads, toiling away and the local schizo calls you a terrorist
>>221211359Tobias coded post, this
>>221211366That devious little smile after giving them racial abuseWhat an icon
>>221211377>cant give him more because he will get fatHave you tried explaining this to him
>>221211370tf wrong w bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KAMBv584_g
>>221211098considering the average black woman I don't blame him
>>221211262That's an otter apparently. Otters belong to a family of animals called mustelids. As the other anon said, this family includes badgers, as well as weasels etc. Pic related.>>221211269>>221211324Good posts.
>>221211321In my case I thought girls should be in charge because they were better behaved in school and had neater handwriting
>>221211359highly celtic post
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends(Gotta get with my friends)Make it last forever, friendship never ends
When a newfag asks you about the mousey years
>>221211370this nigga tweakin
>>221211394no maybe we should have a sit down over tea and sternly tell him that if he keeps this up hes going back to dogstrust
just got off the phone with elliott rodger
rorke seeing muslims in spoons and wondering why they're at a pub
>>221211321Explain why trans people existGo on, I dare you
>>221211407don't forget the stoats
>>221211419your friends don't dance and if they don't dance they're no friends of mine
>>221211437mentally ill blokes
>>221211437Cause they're mental
ren and stimpy is on
>>221211437autistic fellas who watch too much porn and try to become the woman
Don't think you could explain mousenonce if you tried You really just have to see for yourself
>>221211377>cant give him more because he will get fatktim
>>221211407look at the size of that giant otter flipping heck basically a seal
Slipping into a porn induced coma
haven't wanked in nearly six hours
>>221211497nirvana imminent
>>221211497Millennia. Eons, even
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate women
>>221211437Incel men groomed by other incel men into wearing a dressThe women were usually raped, thus change into a man to avoid a repeat or to feel like they could fight back
>>221211429Wish I’d downloaded the elliot rodger trap song before it was scrubbed from the internet :/
have a fat fetish so going outside in dangerous for mewas in spain and a bunch of fatties were round the pool so had to slip into the manky bathroom and wank it out of my system
>>221211514*turns you invisible*
>>221211321they believe it's the morally correct position to take, regardless of whether or not they actually believe feminist ideology and most probably haven't given it that much thought to begin with
>>221210732CORRRRRRRRR PHWOAR but she's asking for a tiktok ban with that
>>221211514
wish more women were bald
Mental the EU won't let the guy who shared this picture have a bank account just for sharing this picture because now he is a Russian agent apparently
i’m a meist. the only person who should have rights is me
>>221211098saw that on my recs fhs gigi
>>221211437the internet
>>221211254cunt
>>221211538yes!!!!
>>221211542wow that's some really dangerous, anti-establishment messaging in that pic tbf
Gay gooners
>>221211538there was this scene in Jason X where Jason grabs the hot blonde in the lab and dunks her face in liquid nitrogen and it freezes, them he takes it out and shatters it on a tablewas nine when I first watched that, made quite an impression
>>221211423>>221211395why are you talking like black americans?
Gayooners
>>221211542people attending these protests and believing this ideology are like chickens for kfcif bames already hate us this much now its only going to get worse when theyre the majority
Banksy. What a Genius
>>221211576
>>221211542Britain came inside me
Wanksy
No cap that ain't bussin unc
>>221211539love a bald woman but not a fan of the head tattoos
>>221211539No you don't. Shut up.
nth for the gyaldem
Always love how I can find the posters with the weirdest fetishes on /brit/
>>221211611They must be fucking minted by now
>>221211603same tbqh but she's still cute>>221211607yes I do
no but seriously i do hate women
Get a load of unc, no diddly thinks he's giving rizz aura
>>221211634ok
>>221211623for me its being fed
hate fucking everyone on earth (except for /brit/ posters)
>>221211634
>>221211682wahey!
>>221211670:skull: twins crashing out
hate /brit/ posters more than anyone in the world
>blade runner>fight club>predator >enter the dragon rate my top 4
stick mousey, ziedy, sacked tranny, heatherpedo, anyone else in a room, mousey's coming out on top
>>221211712
>>221211704try entering a woman
>>221211704>FincherAt least make it Seven
not his problem is it
>>221211634understandable
>>221211731this must be one of those cats with thumbsmost can't do things like that
women be like "men are misogynistic" then read books where the female protagonist gets abused and raped on a regular basis
>>221211539lengerslove a bit of the baldiedem
>>221211745they do be like that
Right so that's beddy byes
>>221211745internalized misogyny, innit, a terrible thing, men's fault really
>>221211759goodnite x3
Haven’t left my tiny apartment all day and now it’s dark out
>>221211781night walk time?
>>221211781im outside waiting for ya
phwoar sometimes the most mid girls are most attractivejust givenoff an energy for arse-shaggin'corrlove a mid white woman
a succulent chinese meal
>>221211794>love a mid white womanthis but anything except white
a succulent little chinese cock
>>221211818corrrrr
a succulent thai boypussy
>>221211825Fucking videos
>>221211842this but women instead
>>221211848don't think that's allowed sorry
>>221211848corrcant even imagine that me
oh waiter~more gay porn posting please!
I'm in love.
>>221211786idk I think I’ll just got to bed early but I’ve been sleeping all weekend
went on a date once with an autistic girlreally sweet girl, spent like an hour talking about planes...
>>221211881s
caffeine not worn off yet
game is crashing and now I can't finish it :/
>>221211929have you tried closing your eyes in bed?
being gay not worn off yet
lol keep it hush
>>221211825HOW DARE U
rorke claiming the coof was a nothingburger again
replaying smt v vengeance
>>221211953
>>221211942it won't workbut if you're so eager to get rid of me i will try...
>>221211963well what *I* want is you to finish off the dregs at the bottom of the can
someone please make the new......please.....make the new.....
Anyone want to suck me off
>>221211998i will not have sex with your prostitutestake them to another general
chilean pimp hours
>>221212008how much for 30 minutes wax play
el chileANO
https://youtu.be/sZYB5fFCiA4?si=7L3_KiGTEXICj9en
>>221211997...yh
>>221211983i drinked 3/4 of it and poured the rest on a plant>>221211997yes desperately
Get the migrants ON our shoresget the migrants IN our womenget your tax money IN the migrant's wallets
>>221212029the most profound piece of music ever recorded and it's not even close
>>221212041yep that's japan cuckposting again great conotribution thanks
>>221212057>>221212057
>>221212032right well that's trentham garden centre informedexpect them tomorrow to take away custody of your plants
>>221212029right well that's a tune
