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i make weird posts and people think i'm a fag but i'm infact a biological woman which is funny
>>221214682put this foid in a normal one piece swim suit and I will be bricked up
I went to Tim Hortons tonight and of course the jeeta cashier had to be super rude. I called her a bitch before driving away (it was my mum driving actually lmfao). I hate Tim Hortons.
Singh Hortons
>it was my mum driving actually
>>221214708>it was my mum driving actually lmfaoYou have to be 18 years or older to post here
I became paranoid over the years so I stopped eating food that wasn't prepared by me
>>221214725I haven't reached that level yet, what else should I look out for?
>>221214725goodthey were spitting in your food every time.. and doing worstluckily you stoppedmashallah my brother
If christ loved me he'd spawn a big titted chick ontop my small incel dick He could snap his fingers at anytime and make it so
I think my relationship with porn is veering toward being unhealthy
>>221214682z-zamnn
I want to have sex more often
>>221214725that's pretty paranoid
>>221214736You are his strongest incel
Where's that fuck ass Canadian flag that posts about china all the time
>>221214725We've been slipping probes into them for years when you're not looking
I am only up this late to talk to my family back homeI hate to being up this late but it is good to be close with family
>>221214743think i might be asexual
>>221214753That dude is high as fuck
>>221214725Sometimes I cum on the raw ingredients you use, but it's because I love you and care about you
>>221214743I don't really care i assume I won't have a gf probably till my late 20s or early 30s
>>221214743You could have sex everyday if you're not picky
>>221214708>I called her a bitchGood. I don't think they get enough of that yet. The other Canadians are being too polite to the hordes. It's time to call them out.
>>221214724>You have to be 18 years or older to post here
This is gonna be my year
>>221214825your year is already half over
>>221214825>This is gonna be my year
I am going to get a girlfriend this year
This summer might be your last.
>>221214846>I am going to get a girlfriend this yearHere's your girlfriend Jason
>>221214841Fuck
>leonardo spamgrim
>>221214822We need to be as rude and aggressive towards these people as possible, brother.
>>221214846good luck
>>221214856it'll be okay
>>221214852what's her story?
Absolutely love this.
if someone is spitting in my food, just dont let me know and idgaf
>>221214875she shot up a school because she didn't like blump's policies make it make sense
why dont images and video on /gif/ have filenames anymore?
playing futa fight & fuck
https://youtu.be/fPycPICKvPM?si=UTnIs8J613X6Wv9n
>>221214875I don't drink monster because it's fucking satanic fuck you
>>221214935the jeeta from this band is hella cute
https://youtu.be/S4sAp9mLaHQ
>>221214914all webums are broken >>>/wsg/6122321
>>221214824Nonsensical post
>>221214930played femboy survival the other night it's pretty fun and free on itchio
>>221214935Friendly reminder.
>>221214682i used to watch her blogs back in 2012
>>221214846I really hope it works out. I want one too.
>>221214974there's a cute blonde blue eyed girl in my gym that likes me but she is taller than me how the fuck do I lock her in
fink hotline bling waswun of greatest songs ever written
Want to perform hand to penis masturbation, but im tired and it's pathetic hope the goon fairy relieves me in my sleep
>>221214998
Whaddya guys think of this photo I took at the beach today?
>>221214994say what you want about British spelling but tyre goes hard vs tire
>>221215009pretty
>>221215012lolno"Colour" with a "U" is definitely spelled the right way though.
My fingers hurt like crazy after weight lifting . It's like temporary arthritis
>>221215009it kicks assbeaches are better than mountains, even though being at the beach gave me sunburns and skin cancer paranoia
I'm a riser
the beach is boring. all you can do is stare out at water and the horizon. at least in the mountains theres actual nature around you
>>221215024ok but you're against tyre?
>>221215045there are girls on the beach
>onbegone, third worlder
>>221214986>she is taller than me how the fuck do I lock her inWhat is your ethnicity and what is your location>>221214998It's the song that got Trump elected here
>>221215060>ethnicity I am told I look Italian/Eastern European
>>221214962Bastards
>>221214998Me when I was thirteen:
>>2212150703 years ago
phwoarwould insufflate nell korda's asshole nasally
>>221215068I'm italian and people think I'm jewish (happened thricely)
>>221215080Try ten years lil bro
>>221215070i forget hes canadian royalty
>>221214967that's odd, are you a chi or what?
>>221215087my bad unc you know I was jokin
>>221215068>I look Italian/Eastern EuropeanGo for the funny/neurotic vibe. You have to still be assertive of course, but you need to be subtle rather than overt.
She a fiend for the bussy
I don't think I've even ONCE heard Hotline Bling
>>221215100kind of
>>221215112You ain't from the city, I can tell, I can tell dawg
>>221215104nah nah nahyou are MIHAIyou are from rumaniaand you invented bin-packing during your phd at liverpool university
>>221215112You must be fresh off the boat
>>221215112a maudlin masterpiece you MUST lissen
>>221215116I live in the suburbs dawg. >>221215123God forbid lol.
>>221215112You've never heard>she used to call me on my cell phone
best poster in this general? me of course
>rancid what?>crowd replies: anus!
>>221215142No it's me
>>221215142Is leonardo an Italian name
>>221215112what's "hotline bling" ???
>>221215153>Is leonardo an Italian nameyeah
>>221215068You look like the shitskin chicano you are Leonardo
Downing a jug o'wasser at tree in da morn'
>>221215169Whats that
>>221215154I've never even heard of it. Some dumb pop song i assume
The Mormons have been pushing this thirst trap advertising on me for a long time now. Anyone else get these ads?
>>221215142It's Jason
For a bagel that went viralFor a pizza that went viral
>>221215184I couldn't pretend to believe in that shit even if the hottest Mormon girl on earth threw herself at me
>>221215184no
>>221215169retarded newf
>>221215184nit even attractive
what are we gooning to tonight
That's the second time in 24 hours I've been mistaken for a Newfie
>>221215190What does it profiteth a man to gain the whole world if he loses his soul anyways?
>>221215217OF whore
>>221215217So it's Indian male white female porn
>>221215225Wise words
>>221215230repugnant
Arguably the most useless nigga alive award
>>221215217beckys boudior
"My God, it's full of stars!"
>>221215217Breastfeeding (unironically)
>>221215217I'll probably just open like ten different strip chat cams at once
https://youtu.be/SyPpDUPCXaMthinking about how forces thousands of years in the making have orchestrated society in such a way to purposely make it almost impossible to live a healthy normal life
>>221215263Have you seen the clown at McDonald's that hides from gay people?
>>221215267>goonopticon
>>221215285
Just stepped on a crackMy mother's back is in shambles...
>>221215321
>>221215217corr maybe melody marksbecky summeror summat else from amateur allure
leonardo is the most attractive man in his college gym, i bet he gets tons of pussy
>>221215278bro nature is selectionist / darwinist to the boneno reason to expect healthy normal living be the norm
sometimes i tug it slow..then sometimes i tug it really fast!!
genuinely mental mihai anticipated what i was about to say 20 second later and i didnt even see his post>>221215267n****, i ...
look at these two cats with homophobia <3
>>221215382david bowie was homophobic
>>221215381Why do you censor the nigger word just say it bitch Strip chat is good just gotta find one where a stupid simp is paying
>>221215382what are they looking at
>>221215372sometimes i tug it, then lose interest. "man, she's so fucking sexy i wanna... ah, forget it." just have a drink, piss the pre out and move on with my day.
>>221215395I don't know
why are all the fucking cards I want so expensive, theyre not even the normie ones
>>221215396i bow
>>221215410consoom
I'm starting with the man in the mirrorI'm asking him to change his waysAnd no message could have been any clearerIf you wanna make the world a better placeTake a look at yourself and then make a change
Given that women have a strong preference for tall men, and given that height is highly heritable, why hasn't evolution given men a stronger preference for tall women?
>>221215435>women have a strong preference for tall men, and given that height is highly heritable, why hasn't evolution given men a stronger preference for tall womenThe answer to this question should be self-evident. Why would a tall woman going by this logic want shorter kids with a short man?Anyway yes I would want a tall wife but also know that will probably never happen.
>>221215433i'm not nuts about you, but i can confirm the song's message works. you just have to want it bad enough. i've heard dummies say, "people never change." oh they change, alright. when they want to.
there is no word for suffering in the torontese language
tomorrow we're having /cum/ game night
>>221215476I love brown girls so much and I have my pick of the litter here
>I have my pick of the litter hereMore like pick of the shitter
>>221215488make sure to get tabletop sim!
>>221215504maybe you should start with the man in the mirror and ask him to change his ways
I slowly humping my pillow for the day I will have sex
eyy im recovering from deathgrip masturbation ovah here
*sigh*time to do my STUPID duolingo lesson even though Im probably never gonna visit europe ever again
i love underground music like the dead grips and jay peg mob
>>221215557been lacking on my spanish lessons
>>221215557duo means two and lingo means language duolingo!
Music peaked in the early-mid 2010s I feel.
>>221215586same I love skrillex
extremely zoomer takes above
>>221215473>>221215524My Mom actually met Siedah Garrett, the woman who wrote that song and did a lot of work with MJ on Bad, at her work when I was a kid. My Mom was actually head of the disabliity/diversity committee at her company back then and said it was probably her favorite day doing that. She said she was a super chill and easygoing woman who reminded her a lot of a friend she went to college with, and that Garrett was an excellent motivational speaker that helped her through a rough patch when she was worn out by work and going back to college. It was a very interesting thing that I think about every now and then and have been since I've been listening to his discography again.And of course, the song itself is excellent and well-written. It's the one time MJ pulled off the We Are The World/Heal The World/Earth Song gigacringe and managed to turn it into something sincere and down to earth instead of performative or overbearing. It's corny and shallow like much of his music, but it's so earnest and wholesome that its power is impossible to deny.
goodnight
>>221215622bye
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>>221215625kek they really do be like that
What if I smiled at you
>>221215622goodn(igger)i(gger)g(ger)ht!
>>221215615hey, i'm over forty and kind of miss the wubs myself. i was watching some action movie with a girl and she was like, "ugh, they're doing the dubstep stuff" and i was diggin'. the raid! just remembered. it was the part where he's fighting all the machete dudes. she was eye-rolling about it, but i was getting into it man! bopping my head up and down, swiveling my shoulders to the punches. and before you say, "dude, not a date movie." SHE put it on, i just ended up being the only one in the room to enjoy it haha
>>221214682Her culo looks oh so stinky inky dinky!!!
>>221215648thats awsome im glad you had a good time
farting up a storm for some reaosn
My Junior year of HS I asked my chemistry lab partner to prom, she vomited on the table, and fled the room.Bumped into her at a bar many years later and she said it was because she had a huge crush on me and it was her nerves.COULD HAVE FUCKING TOLD ME THAT AT THE TIME, ALEXA.
>>221215621I stopped reading at>power is impossible to deny.
>>221215678I stopped reading when I saw he was a namefag
>>221215668I wish I was there to experience the smells(I'm a smells guy)
>>221215676Brutal. Did you reconnect with her at least?I never had a prom because of COVID.
Can a nigga get a wink of sleep
>>221215676alexa dims my lights and sets alarms for me
>>221215676in alegebra my freshman year, these 2 guys dared me to ask out this cute girl and I was desperate to make friends, so I did it. I have realistic standards and I knew for a fact she'd say no, but she got bug eyed and also ran out of the roommy luck with girls never once improved from that point and I think her reaction had deep emotional scarring on my mental health
>>221215699Does she wipe your ass and hold your dick while you piss too
jost fookin shit meself dint i
>>221215717cute kit big stretch
>>221215666i actually didn't. the movie was the only good part. her nose was oily, and the restaurant we went to beforehand disagreed with me. i hate using other people's toilets.
>>221215727I like using other people as toilets
>>221215701Terrifying.When I was in first grade I saved a girl I had a crush on from getting electrocuted because she was fucking with a light socket. I then remained on top of her and started to kiss her. She then told me to get off and said "why are you doing this?" to which I replied "I saved your life, this is what happens when a boy saves a girl, right?". I didn't actually know what sex and kissing were or how they worked, I had just watched an episode of the Simpsons with my family the week or so before with something like that and copied it.
>>221215648wtf yiu doin on here boomeryou auld, n****
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cRctjPRv6M
>>221215746my datin' game's lang syne g'nnaway
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I WONT WANNA GO TO WORK TOMORROW NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>221215784What movie was it
>>221215789PROCEEEEDS THE WEEEDIANNMHMMMMNAZAREEETH
dreaming about cock x
>>221215825BASED
>>221215819i said, the raid. she wanted to watch a horror movie, but my guts were squirming already and i didn't wanna watch some gore-fest. so she just scrolled through her prime until she landed on that one. naturally, as soon as i vodka tonic'd and started feeling better, she got all pissy about the movie being... really cool? lol ah, it wasn't a loss. paid for the meal, shat awful in some porcelain i don't gotta clean, saw a cool movie for free, and as i was leaving her little dog pissed because "he gets scared of strangers". hey, if you're young and reading this? fucking nail one down NOW. dating at this age makes you consider buying a spool of rope, and not to tie your drunk down hahaha
For me it's Woods of Ypres.
bedberg calls me
finna goon oh dah bihdah bih = me btw
I had one of those farts where it fluffed up my undies and felt like a warm pillow then slowly went away until we meet again
Epic.
>>221215897>the raidOh I see, I misread your post.>if you're young and reading this? fucking nail one down NOWDoing my best, I'm in my early 20s in a big Southwestern city and it' nightmarish. I've got a girl for Summer at least so I have that going for me.>dating at this age makes you consider buying a spool of ropeYeah some of my Dad's friends are single and there's very little that's more blackpilling than hearing about their sexual misadventures and quests for love. It's to the point my Dad barely hangs out with them even though they're his only good friends left alive.
>>221215935Eric Adams pledged to remove all the ugly scaffolding in NYC and then they ousted him.
FUCK
>>221215949>barely hangs out with them even though they're his only good friends left alive.you just described all my friendships. well, hey, at least i'm not alone in the suffering of it. it slips so quickly, too. that 'market value' thing is real. you go from thinking you could nail a model to "well, she has a lot of tattoos, and she's kinda fat, but at least she's funny and isn't making my shoulders tense."
>>221215586For me it's 2008-2010 dubstep/dnb before skrillex took over and ruined everything
>>221216073Purple Music was an interesting subgenre that presaged synthwave and vaporwave
>>221214682https://youtu.be/qW2-xkTZmp8?si=B8PBWMiUBSvey3oA
>>221216082I won't lie, I fully ate up synthwave and vaporwave for a few years. Even the simpsonswave stuff. Of course now we've passed the 80s nostalgia by and we're into the 90s, so it's old hat.
>>221216106'90s nostalgia doesn't make much sense. For me it's '00s culture anyways.
>>221216012read this in the forensic files guy voice:>the two men were arrested, but prosecution wanted more. they needed certain proof that this man's wings were the ones that passed through the perpetrator's systems. to acquire that evidence, they took the most drastic step. opening the apartment building's septic system. DNA testing would later confirm, the feces were the remains of one ten piece wing meal. the odds of it being anything other than the victim's were one in twenty billion. with this evidence, the men were convicted and sentenced to life, with possibility of parole in thirty years.
Being in steady and loving relationship is great and fulfilling and all that but sometimes a nigga just gets the feeling he ain’t done fuckin yet you know what I mean? The thrill of chasing pussy
>>221216134It's a bit weird because the millenials already had their 90s nostalgia moment and now gen A/Z is doing it too. I talked to a 25 year old girl who's sad/nostalgic because she wasn't around for the early days of the internet for instance
This song is amazing: https://youtu.be/P0hw3T7cJWY
I GOT A HANGOVER OOOOHOOOH
>>221216106>>221216134>90sYeah we're well into y2k nostalgia now. The 80s and 90s nostalgia has simply become a part of our cultural landscape no different than 50s/60s/nostalgia. It didn't go away, it just stopped being the underground, hip fad.The mediocre MJ movie becoming a massive blockbuster driven by Zoomers romantic about the past and deeply pessimistic and bitter about the future is a great example of this.
do you sleep with a gun?
>>221216148I read it in the JCS voice
>>221216214only my regrets.
>>221216170Sir this is an incel zone
>>221216351incel crossing. if there aren't anime figurines scheduled to arrive or a manifesto in progress on your phone, begone!
>>221215744kek wtf
