start hagmaxxing edition
What the fuck no one told me that the market is closed today
hi
popping to Sainsbury's, your want anything?
Hi I'm American.
>>221216748it's a wank holiday mate
>>221216760Can of fizzy pop please mate
yanks have nothing to do with england, at all. it's a genocidal irish-german rebel state that achieved independence with the help of the french and spanish
>>221216736She’s probably 29 lol
>>221216736stepmum has this body type but a little fattersex sex sex
>>221216765https://voca.ro/14LLjupvm3xU
>>221216764council fatcats got plenty money to maintain random bits of grass and flowers yet the roads are full of potholes it makes me sick
>>221216760trout pate and a carton of pomegranate juice
>>221216764Off to Betty's for a fat rascal later? X
>>221216768I get that but why does that mean I can’t sell stock it’s not like a human has to do that for me it’s all done by computers this is bullshit
>>221216760golden gaytime
>>221216770We dommed your little puckered hole in the war, and then snatched your empire from your like girly hand. You are our vassal state now you serve my interests.
>>221216784seethe on cager
>>221216764harrogay
>>221216748what market
>>221216781Trickster
thinking about how the girl i like spend most of the weekend with her fwb
>>221216790No it's packed as per
>>221216826tugging your little worm no doubt
>>221216826bank holidays bring out foid's slutty sides she probably let him put it in her bum
You're never going to make it. Take the grime pill. It may hurt at first -- but dont despair, that's just your pride fucking with you. Once you purge that pride, you'll be in a whole new world. It's like seeing the matrix for the first time. All the grime pussy and ass and mouth you can handle. Flows like ambrosia.You can even have your own braphog or titcow.Once you've taken the grime pill, settling for one cock socket becomes a laughable notion. With your powers of shameless indifference, you'll amass a harem of gutterskanks to cater to your every whim
tall man with nice penis
>>221216782
>>221216821Borough market
wonder if the toilfus ever done it up the bumshe doesn't seem like the type to be into it but you never know
>>221216821
You're all so chubby
>>221216862Ask her. Say its a bit cheeky but x
>>221216764Why don't they get rid of that dead tree?
>>221216862depends how old she is
>>221216838no pussy 4 u
>>221216867I'm svelte and dapper
>>221216862reckon most girls have tried it at least once when steamboats
>>221216821bum market
>>221216873I'm not sure she'd appreciate such a crass question>>22121687727
maybe i go outside and skip with my rope but it's a weighted rope so it's not gay
made a perfect cup of tea. everything about my cup of tea is exactly how i like it. very pleased with this turn of events.
>>221216897ill give you a weighted rope all right
>>221216920*knocks it over*oh whoops sorry mate
just dont understand how to get girlssometimes while drunk i fumble into sex but they never want to see me again (at least romantically) not as if they're not moaning or seem happy in the moment...
lobbing my poo at people and shaking the bars of my runt cage
you people make me sick
bank holiday more like wank holiday
>>221216932you on the apps?
>>221216938bro is an cow
>>221216923i already own one, but thank you x
>>221216932make them laugh and have something interesting about you
>>221216938holy cow
>>221216736Mum when I bring my big black friend over
it's funny because you can see the pink/red/magenta dye fading from both of their haircourtney influenced both of them to dye their hair the same way at the same time in 1992was it embarrassing for them? I don't know
>>221216946no>>221216946these girls will specifically say they rater date frineds then strangers but... here we go>>221216955i do, how do you think i even get to the sleeping togetehr part. i'm 5'7 and meh looking
>>221216938wonder how he dials
99% of Brit won't know who this woman is
>>221216932Maybe you come across as a player/fuckboy
i hate 4chani hate how shitposting makes people retardedyet im still stuck here
>>221216983i dont see how i'm practically an inceland i openly want a long term monogamousr elationship
>>221216973well you could give the apps a try. That way you get to know one another and they might want to stick around and your girlfriend or what have you
>>221216978foxy knoxy the murderer innit. got away with murder.
katy reign wit di iron hand
>>221216948>an cowis this a reference or are you esl
>>221216966kurt does look a bit irritated probably because he knew his soon to be wife had received billy's knob inside of her not long before and because she was taking the photo to laugh about later
>>221217005its getting to that point (i'm in my 30s and never had a relationship) but as i said i'm 5'7 and not exactly a looker so it's personality that most helps get girls which si hard to get across on the apps
>>221216966God the 90s were such a shit time for rock music. Hard to imagine it's the decade that followed the 80s.
>>221217014SEXY murder
sorry, i'm a misogynist
>>221217034erm
messaging calves on whatsapp
Amanda Knox doing her one woman show but the whole front row is mixed race female uni students
Got fuck all in the fridge and can’t be fucked going out fml
>>221217034they all look like virgins no wonder i grew out of their music
I don't like yanks because they're all horrible racist pieces of shit on 4chan
>>221217064yanks irl are all friendly colorblind people which is funny
is an cow an athlete?
baquon and eggs for brekkers
>>221217014ChatGPT doesn't reckon she killed Meredith based on all the evidence and irrespective of what the courts ruled
>>221217034you know not of what you speak
fucking hell lads been standing in this queue at the post office for the last two hours absolute state of this country some absolute melt in front is taking his sweet time arguing over a parcel and the old bint behind the counter is moving like she's half dead anyone else stuck in this nightmare or is it just me today
>>221217092you're mentally ill
can't remember if i ate yesterdayi'm not hungry now which implies i did but can see no evidence of cooking or buying in scran when i was performing steamingtoilquite the mystery
Was watching the making of Doom and early days of ID software. Truly a different time like. Doubt you could do anything like that today and definitely not somewhere in the UK where bloodsucking landlords, councils and governments try to fleece every last penny from you
rorkes da all dolled up
>>221217092Hope it escalates and they all pull out guns and you get your face blasted off in the crossfire
im absolutely fuming proper fucking seething like a kettle on full boil right now cant even think straight im that angry
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Discord call together*Rorke: Just drinking some milk.Leftypol: Creamy?Rorke: Yes, really creamy.Leftypol: I'm on the milk myself to be fair.Rorke: Creamy?Leftypol: Oaty.*Rorke and Leftypol both start chuckling**24 year old woman joins the call with her webcam on*24 year old woman: Hi Rorke. Leftypol.Rorke: Hiya.Leftypol: Yo.
eggo and beekn for brekklers
>>221216978damn she smashed into the wall
>>221217119ok
>>221217109s
Plenty of money for old cunts to have the heating blasting at 24 degrees though...
>>221216978i thought amanda know was that girl who killed herself after bullying in like 2014 after her nudes got leaked
im absolutely homosexual proper mincing seething like a bottom on full gape right now cant even think straight im that gay
>>221217119Bizarre post
Very much all I plan on doing today
>>221217102Modern games are either made by a manic tranny in a shed or by a horde of micromanaged drones who all get fired two days after shippingThere's no inbetween
>>221217161should do loops of the grammar school
>>221217119You are mentally deranged
Would be a proper riot if women farted from their tits.
>>221217149we dont need weapons the borders are all open anyway
>>221217161is that it
"Mommy what's it like to kill someone?"
>>221217149We will be sending Rorke to Iran armed with a large stick
watching Star Trek, the sequel to Star Wars
>>221217169I really wanna make my own game at some point though, not a tranny.Honestly think modern gaming is so shit there's room for a decent A sized studio to pop up and smash out banger after banger and profitHonestly reckon most of video game development costs are on huge bloat like C-suire cunts that have never touched a game in their lives
genuinely in love for the first time in my life lads
>>221217220font
>>221217149would rather they paid for my heating to be blasting all winter than buy weapons tbphwy
>>221217208That's Battlestar Galaga you ignoramus
May the Fourth be with you
Look at the state of him
>>221217212>a decent A sized studio to pop up and smash out banger after banger and profitsee: rockstar, cd project red, fromsoft etc.
>>221217227live long and prosper x
>>221217220does she know youe xist?
>>221217230if dubs wake the berg and give him dreamies
>>221217188yes
>>221217230rotund
I'm on the milk myself to be fair.
>>221217230looks like he needs a 6km walk around harrogate
>>221217227aha this is like the star wars saying but takes into account today's date which is may the fourth which sounds like force and so allows for the wordplay aha very clever
>>221217256how mfs in baby/brit/ be posting
>>221216838There's truth to this. The moment you stop caring and being a desperate bastard is the moment women start to look at you more than a worm.Every time i got pussy was when i wasn't looking for it. And every single fucking time i looked for it there was none (just fat bitches)
>>221217220probably just incel infatuation
>>221217230portly
>that's just your pride fucking with you
still baffled by the rorke discord post
forth of may be with you
>>221217237>production hell the studio>it works on my device the studioand fromsoft may as well be the crazy tranny in the shed
>>221217256
>>221217282samejust so strange
Plotting a May The Fourth Bank Holiday Wank to Rey Skywalker
>>221217311big fucking mouth
consumed my baquon and eggs
just done the Spock hand to the screen to salute you lot
any real niggas in
>>221217334I can't do it
>>221217337im a gay homosexual nigga
>>221217161get yourself a bike and you can go further
>>221217337*raises paw*me! me!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c-RQrkZPMnY
>>221217220me whenever a woman I barely know is nice to me
>>221217337im the worlds first white nigga
A grey Monday that feels like SundayAnd he's got no reason to liiiiiiveHe's got no reason to liiiiiiive
>>221217337I'm a ridah nigga west side
>>221217220rorke after seeing his "toilfu" his first day as a janitor
>>221217396
>>221217349https://youtu.be/FxEmdmuIRTk?t=130
i stay noided
gonna be a sad day when are roobs hits the wall won't it ladstends to be around 30 for whyte wimmenz
Sir Harold Shipman
What do zoomers think of noughties pop-punk?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfcLcDBII78
Sir Ian Huntley
im off today because im a civil servant. hope the place doesnt fall apart without me
>>221217421there isnt a wall to hit with thumbs like those
What do zoomers think of sex with older men?
yellow fever niggas can't go 5 minutes without bringing up white women
Cows with guns
>>221217459Don't think gays are that picky
>>221216760just found out they sell vibrators at like normal sainsburys and thathad no ideabit mad that women just go buy them like its normal and theyre not about to stuff them up their fanny
>>221217482gonna be a moossacre
>>221217434Was never a fan of that era pop punk even though it was closer to my generation. I like the older American and British punk bands https://youtu.be/iUxkFCBPgx4?si=ld9TSsxZUPDR1-83
>>221217467just the truth THOUGH
>>221217482*invests*
>>221217486Oh if you only knew lol.
Holding my large head high
So many villains in films drink milk. Why do they demonise milk drinkers??
>>221217506gp
Shoove it oop yer bollocks
don't want to get a job
>>221217519I drink milk FromUr.Mums FunBags
mad how shit my life is these past few weeksfall out with one of my closest friendsgirl i like tells me she's started seeing someone else (after saying she didn't want to date when rejecting me)and now scholarship applications rejected
got the 2pac on
>>221217544time to hit the oil rigs nigga
Women's trousers with the word 'Juicy' bedazzled on the arse.Did we invent that or was that you guys?
my bumhole is torn to shreds
doing fuck all today
>>221217544pathetic non-issues for gay little 19 year old mongs
>>221217580I'm wearing them now
>>221217593got lots of work to do today, has to be ready for tomorrowx
>>221217594i'm in my mid 30s lmao
>>221217580it was my idea m8 soz about that
Got any memes?
Why are there no 18 year old twink posters then
36 but look 17 me lads
>>221217544>still talking to a bitch after she rejects youIt’s your own fault
rorkes new hobbyhttps://youtube.com/shorts/pKqsRGSE4jQ
>>221217624no, sorry
>>221217645we hooked up that's when i asked her and she said no lol
>98% of children at the age of two use screens every single day
I've had enough, it's time to take Britain BACK
love buying random sauces or noodles covered in chinky moonrunes from the asian supermarket
>>221217659scream
Boiling my willy in the kettle
>>221217609Damn your life really is shit then
>>221217626Um
so... Bank Holiday then...
>>221217688Yeah? Spit it out.
Right well I've wasted my morning haven't I
>>221217686yup...
>>221217671need that at 100% ASAP, goytube does a better job at parenting than daz and chelsea ever could
>>221216748>>221216768Ahhh so that's why there's british footie today at 15h
>>221217716there's still time
It's in rar format which I don't understand I am using android to watch it but this link I can't watch it. Which is the best android play to view this
>>221217716still have 76 minutes, LETS GOOOOO
@grok why does the bottom of my jaw feel all fuzzy and weird after cardio?
>>221217733Right well that's true
>>221217716imagine that but also >>221217544
>interrupt sporting event to punt your OnlyFans>no repercussionsit's all a bit tiresome
>>221217741bone cancer
right well thats a forced reddit gimmique
>>221217761oh thank god i thought it was something serious
runfreaks running their bank holiday marathon. hundreds of pairs of knees, destroyed
Right well
>>221217760not in The Crucible, love. Is nothing sacred?
>>221217776What are they running from?
>BLEEEEAARGHGHH
>>221217760the way she seems o pleased with her self in the photo being taken awaysome people really are awful
Walked thirty miles over the last couple of daysFeet are a bit sore but it was lushAnd I mean lush...
>>221217760So this is the calibre of snooker watchers these days?
>>221217786having healthy knees
These are hairy knees, these are japanese
think i'll run around aimlessly for a few hours outside, its good for the joints you see
>>221217801Whatever fine she will have to pay from this, will be nothing compared to the new customers she gained
Trump has two ice cream scoops where as everyone else only has one
TWO SCOOPSRORKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl6Rz1Uvi2M
>>221217830Judd Trump. Now THAT was a snooker player.
All my siblings go out to pubs and clubs, I’m the only one who doesn’t I’m the freak of the family the ugly duckling
>>221217830That's because he's a lazy fat disgusting piece of shit. EwwwHow tf can anyone vote for a fat person to be your ruler? How? Say what you want about Biden, but at least the man is fit and presentable
>>221217760>it's all a bit tiresomeThis was the straw which broke the camel's back! Incel boy will now leave his bedroom instead of screenshotting nonce-sense all day.
>>221217865bet you're handsomex
>>221217865ktim!
miss my /fit/ days of zyzz, jason genova and rich pinna etc
>>221217879they were all so fit and healthy they died n went to heaven
chud getting mogged on omoggle and losing 18 elo
>>221217865they all have relationships/sex/and career successi have none of that despite being the eldest loland i do go to pubs and clubs all the timecos i'm the degenerate alcoholic one trying to cope with all that shit
aussie be like>i'm off to woolworths
you WILL give the AI your face data
wonder why everyone on this site is such a negative twatblogpost about this and that and your age>LOOOL you're so pathetic>your life must be so shit>lmfosogfsidgfsdf loserwhy would you even use this place seriously
>>221217935Humiliation kink
>>221217935>why do people in [set I'm an element of] do [thing]you tell us
>>221217865KTIMbreakfast this morning my 2 older brothers were telling my mum and dad where they went last night which pubs and nightclub they went to, who gave them lifts, where they got a kebab, what time they got back etc and I’m just sitting there eating my corn flakes like the fkn social outcast that I am.
>>221217899do you know how to obs ranked matches?
>>221217899woman tier behavior
right thats me done
>>221217897yeah but they were fun times>>221217967>>221217973no idea ive never used the site and never will, i just think it's hilarious
>>221217879For me, it was Scooby
anyone used to have an elgato for their Xbox 360? I really thought I was gonna be a big YouTuber What a fucking gimp
>>221217960>haha you post here you must know despite asking the question.. owned kid
28 years young and my entire life has passed me by now hasn't it?
>>221217879/fit/ used to be a great board shame it's so dead in the water nowlike a great city turned into a homeless camp
>>221217987I don't think it's unreasonable to suggest that you, a person who uses this website and thread, know the answer to the question "why would you even use this place seriously". If you want to explain why you think that's unreasonable without lashing out I'm willing to listen.
>>221217899no way this company is not selling data
>>221217899What is wrong with zoomers? Why do they think physical appearance is so important?Look at Bernie Ecclestone, he's a short weird-looking guy, but he has been very successful. Do you think he spent hours being anxious about his appearance? Zoomers are braindead.
BUMBOCLAAAAAT
just woke up from a 14 hour fucking hibernation what the actual bollocks happened my heads cunted to oblivion im fused to the bed like a melted gremlin slug any brekkie suggestions or am i just rotting into a human potato all day
do women find different things attractive as they age or is it just a generation thing? Like zoomer girls all like these pretty boy faggots like Harry styles whereas women like my mum never shut up about the Reacher guy
Thought I'd become a famous youtuber when I was a kid but now I'm just a semi-famous /brit/ personality
>>221217865>>221217909>>221217962>>221217876We'll show them. While they are destroying their lives we will be getting /fit/ in the background and rise up above them all. Trust
>>221218015would have answered this question but i do not use this website seriously, so poo
>>221218030generation thing
>>221217962weird thing to tell your parents lol"oh yeah i hit on a girl and she said yes/no"
>>221217909> and i do go to pubs and clubs all the timeAlone?
>>221218038I would, but I've got a job
reckon in the near to distant future there will be mental illnesses diagnosed relating to heavy internet usagethis will affect looksmaxxers, imageboard freaks and the like
>>221217962Can just tell from the lack of boundaries and general set-up this is a leftypol tarq household where they have wealth but larp as being working class lads on a night out buying kebabs and chasing minge
>>221218030Remember this guy used to actually claim to be natural lmao
>>221217935The internet has done a number on many people. 4chan is addictive for depressed young men. Twitter is addictive for depressed middle aged people. Facebook is addictive for depressed boomers.If 4chan were better then they would bring in better moderation to stop the cunty behaviour, but they allow cunty bickering to continue because it makes people more addicted, because they're desperate to have the last word, and thus 4chan makes more ad money
>>221218060so has almost everyone who goes to the gym
*pays for my rustler double pack and monster energy mango loco with a pack of stamps*it's legal tender
>>221218010I used to go on about 11 boards, but now I mostly just stick to /brit/ and /int/ (and /sp/ during big events) and occasionally branch out to another board every now and then. They're all much more boring now.
>>221218051most of the time yeahprobably do it later today again
Guys guys... Poomaxxing hehe
>>221218050LMAO! Look AT him and laugh AT him and HIS shit life
repotted one of my plants. i hope she enjoys her new home
Always found Harry Styles ugly, greasy and off-putting. Looks like he stinks. Women are only attracted to his money. Same with Ed Sheeran
>>221218096I thought you weren’t allowed to go into nightclubs as a solo male like they don’t let u in
>>221218080I think the most he admitted to was TRT as well and he of course clung to the cope that it was for medical reasons. He's on a lot more than a therapeutic TRT dosage.standard clown behaviour from narcissistic roiders
>>221218103what you doing with the old pot?
>>221218091/tv/ and /ck/ still have good threads occasionally>>221218084Not true
if you're a skinny bloke you NEED to lift some weights, put on some muscle.everyone will treat you different.
Here's your British "pretty boy" bro. Looks like a chimpanzee with AIDs
>>221218110happens btu rarelyi go to "proper" music clubs not just your tigertiger though i'm way too fucking weird/ugly to be able to pull in a place like that
>>221218082this makes sense ngl just another avenue to make profit from the expense of people's mental health
>>221218110I knew people on 4chan don't go outside!
>>221218125post body with timestamp
the hate in your heart is what makes you ugly x
>>221218120keep it for future use
>>221218125eating all the extra food sucks though
poo retention #nopoo2026
You're all twats
>>221218079> leftypol tarq household where they have wealthCouldn’t be more wrong lol my brothers are both scaffolders and my dads a plasterer and my mum used to work in a salon but doesn’t work anymore
>>221218162Sound like scum either way
>>221217865My sisterbergs are even more dysfunctional than I am
>>221218125>everyone will treat you different.Why it gotta be this way man?
>>221218125bollocks
>>221218162>my mum used to work in a salon but doesn’t work anymoreGlad to know my taxes are going towards your mum continuing to be a drag on society
if had a few kids and 2/3 were successful i wouldnt mind have a freak 3rd child because then they can stay at home looking after the place
>>221217935this site is populated by 18-23 year old retards
>>221218162based scaffmen on the gear and shagging
>>221218140I mean the guy >>221218135literally just said it happens but sure whatever
still got the 2pac on
>>221218196i'm the freak 3rd child :/
>>221218233PAC'S HOME
Reminds me of my first year in uni when I would get brekkie with my three mates and listen to their stories about shagging or pulling in the club on weekdaysAt least the one time I got a shag they all gave me high fives
>>221218225He also said>i'm the degenerate alcoholic oneThey can sense that
> they all gave me high fivesBrutal being treated like the make a wish kid is horrible I’d rather kill myself then have to deal with that again
oh okay save your zingers then
Get the new made
Maybe... maybe life doesn't revolve around having sex with strangers. Crazy I know
>>221218279I am. You'll see.
I have never shagged
>>221218294>>221218294>>221218294
>>221218288This is false. Cavemen were shagging like crazy!
>>221218249>he managed to get a shagfuck how did you do that>>221218288having 0 sex/relationship is objectively awufl
>>221217608why is that mate
