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>>221227057Women truly are the foremost sufferers int he world.
>>221227057which means 3 out of 4 men made them homeless
Run a km for the first time after my hole in the shoulder.My tits bounced a bit so it felt kind of uncomformtable, I hope my shoulder didn't get affected.
>>221227171How is your general phisyque after this shoulder ordeal (because you mentioned tits)?Also, you could have used a sports bra or something to keep everything in place, and I'm not joking.
>>221226798ain't getting my data, Milei>>221226866wtf, is this real?
>>221227057Yet i never saw oneIf i take a homeless woman off the steeers, will she love for ever, be my best friend, and always be loyal?
>>221227226>How is your general phisyque after this shoulder ordeal (because you mentioned tits)?It's worse but not like crazy worse I still look like I lift.>Also, you could have used a sports bra or something to keep everything in place, and I'm not joking.Unlike you I don't own a sports bra.
I was mirin myself at the mirror, I got some big fucking arms
>>221227272In the US some times when they say homeless they don't mean living in the streets, that's "unhoused", homeless can be someone who sleeps in a car for example.I suppose most homeless women are drug addicted prostitutes.
>>221227313Post them
We miss you maltanon!>>221227277I don't own one either, I was just saying. Who cares about lookinjg zesty when it's health we're talking about? Professionals use those sports bra that measure the heart rate and whatnot all the time.
love this guy's stuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuuAZKVBY5U
>>221227370Not sure which would be more appropriate, so here goes.
mods
I have something for robosexual gentlemen
>>221227171Post tits or gtfo (kidding bbygrl, lov u)>>221227091That's me thovgh, I just know how to pronounce japanese cause I'm a weeb lmao>>221227243Pweeeh, I want to hear how your accents sound when saying something funny! I have some type of voice imagined for all of you but it's hard to picture it. I remember hearing Gironde's voice but I forgor how it sounds. Kinda like Tom Selleck unironically.>>221227370TETAS GÓTICAS
>>221227661I don't know much Japanese, but you sound amazing
I could stop shitposting on the chan to find the time to go the gym
>>221227626Imagine putting your pp inside only to lose it to a setof geraboxes int he most painful way possible, vgh.>>221227550Are fags.
>>221227171Nigga runs on his hands
>>221227729normally I put the phone in the locker in the gym so I'm focused. Today a girl sat on a machine I wanted to train at so I got my phone, the difference was striking. It made me way less focused and I picked up the phone each time during sets.
>>221227729me on the right
>>221227729You can always shitpost while exercising>>221227732That would be unfortunate indeed
>>221227830I dont bring the phone at the gym at all. I stare at the clock on the wall like a maniac to count the resting time>>221227831That's Zendaya, sciocchino
>>221227863>I dont bring the phone at the gym at all. I stare at the clock on the wall like a maniac to count the resting timebased. I have a fitness watch so I use that normally. I'm on the phone way too much, but usually just lurking 4chan as I barely get messages.
>>221227830For me, the phone serves solely as a timer. I can't imagine wasting time on such trivial matters as actively measuring time :D
Shitposting between sets is a tried and true strategy.
>>221227729Use 4chan while lifting, optimize your time in this planet, row row fight the powa>>221227728Thank you man! I try my best! My partner says I have a strong ass lisp due to my accent, and I can't pronounce the word "excéntrico" without it soundind like "esCENtrico">>221227929What's the most you can lift at the moment? And would you say you're more flexible after you began lifting and training your body?
>>221228044>And would you say you're more flexible after you began lifting and training your body?Not him but yes, if you train properly you ought to be much more flexible and elastic than before. I day elastic because after you squat for reps double your bodyweight then walking, jumping, running will almost feel like you got springs/pistons in your legs
>>221227370>>221227504hot
>>221227974>For me, the phone serves solely as a timer.that's good>>221228010did it today, I hate itI wish I had more self control sometimesbut usually I manage now and just keep it locked away.>>221228044>What's the most you can lift at the moment? 150kg deadlift 6-7 times. If I did it only once, maybe 160-170kg? But deadlift is the exercise I can move the most weight.>And would you say you're more flexible after you began lifting and training your body?not sure. I did strength training before for years, just only with my body and little weights, not with serious weights like at the gym. And I warmed up/stretched before too. So idk. Probably not.
>>221228174Did you hit your head fren? She has big boobas.
Finished cagie recently. Today was rather mid overall. I'll have some comfy choccy milk now. Really need that bitch to improve my mood.>>221227729Just go to the gym and tell us after you arrive back home about how much weight you lifted for how many reps. Simple as.>>221227171>My tits bounced a bit so it felt kind of uncomformtableslutMy nipples used to chafe a lot when rooning in my teens. My solution was wrapping a bandage around my torso at chest level under the chest. Might have been nothing more than the shirts being of shitty material as I don't get that anymore and all my sports clothes are from decathlon apart from a few one but they use the same material.>>221228194>150kg deadlift 6-7 timesStrong ass nigga.
>>221227504I love zishyI was considering subscribing a few years ago, but in the end it's just porn
>>221228273>have some comfy choccy milkaryan moment.>Strong ass nigga.you're making me blush sis.
>>221228318>aryan moment.I'm more of an edeljude myselfhttps://i.4cdn.org/his/1777635544075326.jpg
>>221228356 scum
>>221228356me on the right after transitioning
>>221228201I like big boobas, it's just that I love small booba more.I have wide tastes but got my preferences
>>221228286But it's such wholesome porn (never subscribe to porn, everything is free on the internet, yaaaaarrr).>>221228595A man of true excellence.
>>221227370can you link me the original i wanna see the nipples
>>221228657
>>221228687me on the left
>>221228609the same to you, my good man>>221228711kek he is literally us
>>221228687based
>>221228767I have to say that I've always loved small booba all my life, but since someone got pregnant for the first time, big booba have been growing for me. And I'm not talking literally kekBut the best characteristics will always be a thin waist with wide hips and bubble butt, plus freckles.
>>221228953Give those jeans back to the hobo you stole from, slut. He needs it more than you do>>221228873Very understandable, I suppose seeing your wife go through a pregnancy must fuck with men's brains
>>221229027>must fuck with men's brainsSome turn into absolute architects trying to catch that high.
>>221228953Imagine touching her whole body
>>221228873ive always loved big booba and had a mommy fetish since i was a kid>be me like 12>running >smack into a lebanese woman who is like 30 and fall down to my knees from the impact>she goes NO NO NO in a lebanese accent and hugs my face into her chest>her boobs were massive >her boots were big tooit never even begun for me that bitch shaped my sexuality forever
>>221229325You have to be 18 to use this site.
>>221229416i'm 29 now i'm more unc than most posters here
>>221229425So you're not 18.
>>221229446bodied that freak btw
cool photos from Reutersnevermind
>>221229446kek
is there a bigger humiliation ritual than being a teacher?I can't be the only one who heard back in school shit like "you must study otherwise you'll be a construction worker/garbageman", but honestly as an adult both of those seem to be a lot more dignified professions than teachers.
>>221229770teachers here make good money and have more than average vacation. If you are cut out for it and have decent pupils it's a good job.
>>221229770Are teachers Civil Servants in Portugal? If so, I don't think it's that bad.
>>221229325Do you like Milena Velba ?>>221229770I wouldn't finish a dossier on my death bed desu
>>221227057kek i love this picture, it's fascinatingpeople often talk about what it's like to be the "second sex" but few talk about what it's like then to be the first sex. the normal, the unspecial, the evident, the invisible
>>221230105looked her up and she is hot
>>221230439She's pure sexo even in her 50s
>>221230672honestly women age like wine
>>221229838In Shitaly they have crap wages, like 1300 net, but considered they literally work half what a normal worker does it's a good pay.
>>221230702
>>221230912im really spoiled because my wifes jugs are bigger than hers but i still appreciate mommy here
>>221230990Many german women have big boobs
>Hi /med/, did you know I have a wife?
>>221231017shes not german but you are correct>>221231035keki gave up
All of you guys are fucking crabs in a bucket.>muh fakecel>muh do you know I have a gf/wifeGrow up.
Good night med see you tomorrow
>>221231138imagine the conversation in a bar and anons acting like that irl
>>221231177nini
>>221231079>shes not german but you are correctWhat is she
>>221231182
>>221231138I have a wife too, I'm just bantering.>>221231177Pink dreams, Momo.>>221231257*AHEM*
>>221231237shes dutchi avoid mentioning that because racebaiters on this board but you guys seem fine>>221231257kek
The incel/fakecel dichotomy is a psyop made up by women to provoke infighting>>221231035kek
>>221231307kek
>There’s a longer version of Comfortably Numb on the live album Pulse that last 10:37. The version included on the album was edited, cutting about one minute from David Gilmour’s soloWhy would they do that?
>>221232284theyre saying you and i need to sleep by doing that
>>221232284doesn't matter, this is the best version of comfortably numbhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEzp0EItzWs
>>221232361The solo is ok, nice cover
>>221232470you're joking right?
>>221232480Yes
Good night frens.
bump
>>221234760nice bump
bump for tomorrow
>>221227370Pretty hand. I would sniff and lick honey from her fingertips. Also a big fan of the wings, more girls should have those.
>>221231138Not going to apologize for being a proud truecel.
>>221236215what do i call you
>>221238331whatever you want, though i've heard jillposter beforewhat about you?
>>221238374anons call me the zesty german or the kirby cup anon i prefer the latter but use whatever you likei like jillposter
>>221238391i didn't come up with jillposter but it fits the bill, no complaints from mekirby cup sounds good, why do people call you zesty?
>>221238433because im a twink irl and wear makeup sometimes even though im the only one itt with evidence of my straightness being married
Incel morning /med/.
>>221238443you're married, you're a thousand miles ahead of the kissless virgins calling you zestythough i don't see anything wrong with being a twink and wearing makeup, it takes courage to break social norms and i respect it honestly
>>221238468morning>>221238505oh its not meant to offend me its just a jokeand thank you! although germans make it easy to break norms because they frankly don't careas for being a twink i soent my whole life being someone im not and at this point id rather not be at all if im not allowed to be myselfthankfully my wife likes this
>>221227057Reminds me of when a leftie channel here made it a point that african immigration wasn't that big because 50% of our immigrants weren't from Africa
>>221238468Based AndalusanonI read that you went on a run yesterday, that's good
>>221238571damn, what happened to germans being strict? that's not something you can get away here, you'd get called a faggot before you even got out the door if it was accepted i could see myself wearing some concealerwhat kind of makeup do you usually wear (when you do)?
>>221238672>what happened to germans being strict?only in matters related to work besides that germans genuinely don't care what you do they're in their own world outside most of the time italians are way more social so it makes sense that people there are more likely to care but germans genuinely won't even react to you doing anything unless you're filming themif anything i think the way i present makes people less threatened by me because they know i'm not some islamist or something you can get away with concealer no? i doubt anyone can notice it>what kind of makeup do you usually wear (when you do)?mostly eye related because my eyes are the feature i'm most proud ofeye shadow eye liner mascara and the like
>>221238718that makes sense, seems like the alps keep the introverts and extroverts separatewhat do you mean by the "islamist" thing?do you think concealer is that hard to detect?>eye shadow eye liner mascara and the likeoh wow, so pretty noticeable, i love a good eye linereyes are beautiful, you're right to be proud of them
>>221238870>what do you mean by the "islamist" thing?i'm nafri ex muslim but people can't tell that i'm not muslim they just see a brown guy and their brain has to er on the safe sidewhen i wear makeup the question of wither or not i'm a religious fanatic gets answered with a no easily>do you think concealer is that hard to detect?if it fits your skin and you do it right yeah>eyes are beautiful, you're right to be proud of themthank youi always had super long eyelashes and big eyes and i was never allowed to capitalize on them because the only allowed look was the super masculine look and i hated it
Hello medsters. Back at the cagie, coffee acquired at least.
>>221239713Hello Gironde, how are you doing, any holidays planned?
>>221239722Ciao fra, we got a lot of holidays this month so it's a good time to relax already. I've got a hike planned for this summer and there's a few surprises for /med/ if it works out the way I want it heheh.What about you? Got any nice gifts?
>>221239934That's cool, where are you going to hike?They gave me a bit of money which was nice and some friends offered me lunch
Hi /med/, do you like big booba muttoid freckles females? It has been growing on me.(No I haven’t seen a single film with her).
>>221240525boobs are boobs
>>221240532But in this case they’re attached to a very cute half choc (coffee with milk) girl.
>>221240594that just makes them better
>>221240606Exquisite you say.
Good morning /med/, yesterday was a really busy day, and I made some rice with spices and slow roasted pork chop ribs. It was extremely tasty. Yet I feel a bit melancholic.I've also been making outfits in IMVU just to get inspired, and made a really cute purple one. If I knew how to model in 3D I could even make my own stuff.>>221228114That sounds so cool honestly. Most of my life I've felt really sluggish and with low energy, even when I wasn't as overweight as now. Having major depression sucks.>>221228194Hmm... What's the biggest muscular build a man can get without steroids, and only by training and eating a lot? Would you say you're at your biggest capacity, Kwabian?My dad was a bodybuilder but he was a bit thin, unlike nowadays where bodybuilders seem really huge.
>>221240525Big breasted women are objectively superior in terms of attractiveness.But skin colour and freckles are subjective criteria.
According to government figures, as of January of this year, there were 2,841 homeless people, representing 0.002% of the population in Japan.One-third of them were in Osaka.192 of them were women.
/med/bros... I'm going to be assigned to a project at work.
>>221242219Is that you Andalusanon? Finally your sinecura comes to an end
how's today wagie cagie going so far anons?here's a meme to brighten your day
>>221242254Yes...I will work fixing the mess some indians made.Once I work on it for a few weeks or like 2 months max I will probably start having a low work load.It has happened to me before in every other project I worked for, but to be fair I never had to work fixing indian code.
>>221242289Well some working won't hurt you, P*radox slop isn't going anywhere
>>221242289Are you allowed to use ai?
>>221242574But a EU V DLC is coming out tomorrow.>>221242764Yes, I'm encouraged too, even.
>>221242789>Yes, I'm encouraged too, evenThen you can finish your work in a bunch of days
ive been nauseated since yesterdayits over im gonna die
>>221242830I think how much I have to spend on it depends on how fucked up the code is and how clear the requirements are, and while AI could accelerate it I think the bottleneck won't be writing code anyway.
Did a caca. Had one 45kg propane bottle at the cagie that I had to open to test some stuff. I saw it had two valves (red and green) so I opened the green one (red = bad, usually). It was the purge valve, a lot of gas escaped and activated the gas alarm. Then we had to wait until the exhaustion system purged the building of propane.Almost blew myself up, luckily there were no lit candles or Tesla arc generators nearby.>>221242219Amazing, that’s good news (and bad news to your Germany map painting chud fantasy).
>>221243643don't the valves come labeled or something?did you just wing it without reading the thing?
>>221243643You keep having gas related accidents, why don't you hire a homunculus to warn you about future accidents.
>>221243643>Did a caca. Had one 45kg propane bottle at the cagie that I had to open to test some stuff. I saw it had two valves (red and green) so I opened the green one (red = bad, usually). It was the purge valve, a lot of gas escaped and activated the gas alarm. Then we had to wait until the exhaustion system purged the building of propane.You could have killed Portuguese interns with your carelessness. Also kind of worrying that you're just turning gas valves at random - maybe people are right when they say that those at the top are just as stupid as the rest of us.We used to have one of those propane heaters back when I was a child and even I knew better not to flick the valves.
>>221244032It didn’t have any marking at all.>>221244063I should. The worst gas related accidents are my farts.
>>221244226sounds like a major security flaw, how do you not go mad knowing a random valve you pull might just release flammable gasses?next thing you know you'll be at work and open the unlabeled Zyklon B release valvemaddening, in my line of work if an ampoule or container is unlabelled the general procedure is to just drop it in the biohazard(incinerator) container
Hey /med/, about leaving the cagie soon. I want to have a shit so bad. Today I have leg day and tomorrow I may play footie since my abductor which I have injured feels okay enough.>>221227504Holy sex>>221227857>>221228010>You can always shitpost while exercising I sometimes do it, but always managing the time of the stops between series.
lunch
>>221244538Protein?
>>221244334>zyklon BGood, that way we can kill all the bugs and mices.The bottle has labels but they come off when you access the valves.
>>221244538meagre ass starvation mealplease go ask the Hauptsturmführer Lager Kommandant for some meat on your plate
>>221244538>lunchFor whom, your pet rabbit?
>>221244602uh feta has protein>>221244700what? its spinach feta cucumbers mushroom onions garlic and tomatoes with the salsaand full corn tortia breadits filling and nutritious and tasty
>>221244721But where is the protein?
>>221244719okay but youre british i cant take food feedback from you seriously catnigga
>>221244737at breakfast i had 2 eggs and this had feta not everything needs to be full meat
>>221244771We need andaluzanon’s expert opinion on this issue.
>>221244771Du bist ein dyel
>>221244721Considering that feta has more fat than protein, I'm not particularly impressed.Bread also has protein, it doesn't really have enough to support a healthy lifestyle.Good enough for you though I guess since you plan to stay a twink.
>>221227330There are also homeless shelters exclusively for women who usually have better amenities because they get extra funds from women oriented organizations while public shelters share the same public funds
>>221227370Sesso sesso sesso sesso
>>221244751>okay but youre british i cant take food feedback from youkek sent catnigga FLYING
>>221227272I've seen them, they're normally heroin addicts, you wouldn't want one.
>>221244854kek>>221244922yeah im not bulking and i already have too much meat the 2 daily eggs are also good
>>221245001>yeah im not bulking and i already have too much meatdoubt.jpg>>221245027Whose hand?
>>221245045Don't reply to the bot
>>221244751>okay but youre british i cant take food feedback from you seriously catniggaI see. Well, enjoy your dried flatbread and tomatoes. Hopefully we get some Bruneslop to lighten up the thread a bit later.
>>221245001>yeah im not bulking and i already have too much meatNo thing as too much meat.If you don't want your meat I'll eat it
>>221245045ill take pics next time we have meat>>221245093it was delicious catnigga
Currently shitting a good one
>>221245308giwtwm
>>221245308JARVIS, tap into all pumping stations that supply water to domestic properties in France and initiate Operation: Poseidon's Kiss.
>>221245093Here have some food(dumplings) with meat in it
>>221243643Holy shit wigga you almost left your pregnant waifu a widow, I'd have shit my pants if that happened. I would've asked someone what to do just in case, but that seems really really really freaking unsafe.
good morning niggas>>221244751freak status? bodied
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Alright lads.Woke up at 6:30 but only got out of bed at 10:45, more than 4 hours later. Obviously I was feeling really depressed.Bought some prosciutto di parma and 30 months aged parmigiano reggiano.>>221245375Quick update for the man himself.Was about to get on the boat and got told that it's a point of no return so I better look around one last time if I want to finish things in that region. Noticed how a part of the map was already undiscovered. It was the House of Grief. Sent Viconia flying (spared her for the lulz just to see the cutscene, and sparing her breaks the oath of ancients too fr fr, so I killed her like I would have anyway), and saved the parentbergs.With that everything is done in the lower city (I assume boarding that boat will send me to the upper city).
>>221242286kek
>The EU votes mid May on a law that quietly removes labeling for gene-edited food
>>221247044Gene edited meat dolls when?
>>221247044Of course, the same MEPs who always blindly support every unreasonable, contrary to common sense and common decency, inhuman, anti-civic, anti-consumer whim of Brussels will vote in favour?
>>221244538Is that enough
>>221245805Sniffable. That's more like it - take notes, habibi.>>221246914> Noticed how a part of the map was already undiscovered. It was the House of Grief. Sent Viconia flying (spared her for the lulz just to see the cutscene, and sparing her breaks the oath of ancients too fr fr, so I killed her like I would have anyway), and saved the parentbergs.Good thing you checked, otherwise Shart's quest would have been unresolved forever.I got Shart to stab her to death and then take over her church, and spoke to her corpse afterwards just to hear her shocked pikachu replies about how going against Shar resulted in bad things happening to her.>With that everything is done in the lower city (I assume boarding that boat will send me to the upper city).Happy sailing, we'll see you on the other side.
Comfy time now, tomorrow I'll go hit the gym for an hour or two and then have a big burger(no fries) :>
Good day med am back from the cagie coworker left desu
Borgir of the month :Ciabatta bread (looks more like baguette though), crispy chicken, tzatziki, feta, confit black olives, pickled onions with oregano, lettuce
>>221246914Holy moly, you're really going through a bad depressive episode Magyarino. Are you taking enough sunlight these days? Sometimes when I feel too much like shit I forget to go out and stay inside, and feel better once I get some fresh air and sunlight. But soft sunlight, not 3 pm 24°C peak siesta sunlight.>>221247044I love transgenics I love the demiurge I love not knowing what my food has>>221248303Comfy! I'm enjoying my last days with my partner in my country, and the last days I'll eat sweets and chocolates and things with unhealthy stuff. I do admit I feel a bit bloated from eating some cereal with peanut filling and a small chocolate tart with sweet Malta and milk.Also I miss Maltanon :(
>>221247044>>221248061>>221248594What's the reason you are against gene-edited food?
>>221248429Will they dump her job on (You)?How long until they find another worker?I'm surprised they can hold on workers, it's an office job, with what looks to be not the worst salary and in a job market that isn't hiring a lot.
>>221248782Of course they will it's been like that for the last 6 months. Dunno when they'll get a new one.It doesn't pay that much desu.
Did nothing at the cagie award.I was half asleep watching youtube compilations of GTA pedestrian quotes.>>221245375S tier post if you ask me, based.
