Why not? edition
>>221235879>Imagine putting your face between Emma Watson’s buttocks but then she goes and does a stinky. I would love for that to happen.
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>>221235927She's WALLED
Rorke being tied to the faggot breeding tree by the cronem whilst leftypol claps
>>221235911haplogroups are meaninglessif a random guy went into the third world and procreated, that whole region would be categorically the same haplogroup as the random fella hundreds of years later
talmbout some faplogroups iykwim
>>221236076It would take ten minutes for a fart to escape her ass.
anyone want to play kronos v with megoing male night elf priestit lush x
Gimmick master strikes again. His strange, pigeonholed genius is wasted here. A terrible shame
alri
have started poisoning ai models>root@kl-874962 /var/log/nginx # du -sh access.log>1.6G access.log>root@kl-874962 /var/log/nginx # grep openai access.log | wc -l>730554
me neck is achinganyone knows what can i do to fix it? rorke? leftypol?
>>221236895ive got some neck and throat exercises you can do to fix it *unzips dick*
>>221236847alri c'berg
>>221235903Fucking chatgpt. You can't have a real conversation with it. It just agrees with everything you say. That's why Boris Johnson loves it so much
>>221236881nerd
>>221236947It never agrees with me. It always says something like 'you're on the right track, but there are some key details to clear up', and then starts 'correcting' what I've said.
>>221236947Oh, absolutely! ChatGPT is basically the political equivalent of a yes-man with a PhD in nodding. "Yes, sir! No, sir! Three bags full, sir!" No wonder Boris Johnson adores it—it’s the only AI that won’t dare challenge his hair or his policies.
should really go to sleep
>>221236982Real clever, Joao
i'm 30 years old, out of education for 8 years, no job for 6 years, no friends, no talent, no skills, why exactly should i continue living?
>>221237089banter and memes
>>221237089To spite the world
>>221237089age doesnt matterdevelop a skill despite that and work history and make it work, stop bitchingbeing a miserable cunt is just a vicious cycle
Just had the privilege of learning about SmartSchoolBoy9.Can you tell me that he's found in a dumpster in Doncaster with a baseball bat shoved up his ass so I can go to sleep please.
>>221237180mad how people like that exist
hi
>>221235943was just saying this down the pub
>>221237293hello
Right. Who's coming down to Rhodes?
>>221237527what's happening in rhodes
>>221237541Booze crusade
>>221237560waheysign me up
>>221237563Alright you have 12 hours
https://youtu.be/R0aK-_d8ZL0
konnie huq sex arse
>>221237654roar
good morning then
it looms
>>221236947i find lately they've overcorrected on this common criticism and it will nitpick a lot even if it's misrepresenting what you said in doing so
feel like going for a walk but am worried i might encounter strangers and feel obliged to acknowledge their existence
looking at pictures of bianca censoris tits and arse at 5am and getting my cock hard for no reason because i cant be bothered wanking yet
kind of don't like the world
who let the dogs out
>>221237887rorke
>>221236440this but replace the american flag with a UK flag and the colombian flag with literally any european country flag
seething
>>221235927Emma Watson's stinky log
>>221237991far too early for that
the jap flag has a gay energy
trump's been shot again :/
>>221238028bullshit its like 1am over there
>>221238047gonna be mad in 20 years when the records get out and it's revealed that vinay and the builders were funded by the UK government
muslims drove on top of some people again in germany
boring get some new material
>>221238110me when I'm drilling an underground tunnel and tell the new guy to bring some cement
finally dug up the garden
fucking gay fucking working fucking hate it
people keep dying and then they arent here anymore i dont like it it scares me and makes me sad
>>221238258just become immortal then
>>221238258I am full English R1b.
Preety nice bones you got let's see it...
Bones to your face no skin...
Teeth or bones...
>>221236076i can not handle
dadberg brought home a job application for me
I am full Scottish R1b.
I am full Irish R1b.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5779w-9XiU
*does a dance*
egyptbot generating random strings of text again
I just found out people from Laos are called Laotian. I like Laotian, I use Laotian when I jack off
5am beers in an airport is just performative bollocks
God's real. He has created paradise traits on earth.
I am full English R1b.
>>221238358the ocean?
I am full Irish R1b...
need to trim the grass already fuck me
A family of five who sold all their belongings and borrowed ₦20 million to relocate to the UK have reportedly been deported. The family included a husband, wife, two children, and the wife’s late sister’s daughter.After spending about two years in the UK, the wife allegedly decided to act on past grievances against her husband. Since she was the main visa holder with a work permit and the rest were dependents, she reported to authorities that she wanted to remove her husband from her visa, effectively ending their marriage.The husband was then notified to leave the country within a short period. Faced with debt and uncertainty, he sought legal help and revealed that one of the children was not biologically theirs and had not been legally adopted or declared during their relocation process.Authorities followed up, and DNA tests confirmed the child was not related to either of them. This violation led to legal consequences, and despite attempts to reverse the situation, the case had already escalated.In the end, the entire family was deported back to Nigeria.
>Starmer to say antisemitism 'a crisis for all of us' at Downing Street summitit's not though is it
>>221238488It is, for Palestinians.Spanish lad here said yesterday that he spent his early 20s in Russia shagging. I want to know more about it.
>>221238488theyve given up on fighting reform they're desperately trying to not get humped by the greens by bringing out the corbyn playbook
Je suis CHAD R1b
Emma Watson sexo
>>221238488It kind of is. The people who want Jews dead also want you dead for being a filthy kuffar
I CURSE THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
british people must suffer
He was slangin them ding dongs boi
How much does a fire watcher get paid?Do you have to be brown to get the job?
big fan of this look
rorke doing his mewingleftypol doing his skincare routine
>>221238590Spaff corr
every time
>>221238603sexo
just masturbated
>LITTLE ASIAN FISH HEAD WIFE>LITTLE ASIAN FISH HEAD WIFE
>>221238615Perfect chebs and body. Who is she?
dont see the point of banning pro palestine protests. to do so implies that they are achieving something, which they arent
rorke stealth camping in his mother's house
>>221238628mad how he just made it all up
Huge fan of this look
For me, it's big nose ladies
>>221238645Mad how 10 years ago everyone would have believed him and she’d have been fired
>>221238622to what?
>>221238628I would 100% guarantee she's never been with a black man, and wouldn't leave her husband to go slut around. Asian girls mog white girls.
>>221238659Aristocratic. Like a Byzantine princess
>>221238645i would never go on record talking about my small boobed asian wife's fish face
Why are people buying these again?
>>221238662Giga Jeet.
>>221238662>hover handing lmaoo
>>221238685How do they work with modern iphones?
>>221238685bluetooth fries your brain
>>221238677Most white girls haven’t been with a black or whored around. The average number of partners before marriage is something like 6. Also it’s not like Asian girls can’t also be massive whores
>>221238685It literally says on your screenshot
>Most white girls haven’t been with a black or whored around. The average number of partners before marriage is something like 6. Also it’s not like Asian girls can’t also be massive whores
>>221238708you're arguing with an asian fetishizing weirdo he has no brain
>>221238645>>221238662what are you talking about
orangutan xxx feet pics
Should probably use retinoids, getting grim nasolabial folds
bonobo threeway xxx
>>221238708It's probably different over here because of the oversaturation of black culture we experience. Women are more likely to be traditional in your country than here. 6 partners is still too many, and the average woman downplays the extent of her sexual experiences. 6 is still too many and used goods. I would never marry someone who has had 6 or more dicks inside of her, and probably has STD.
>>221238628>>221238684Is the small boobed fish faced wife East Asian or South Asian?
>>221238725LOL
cause of death: terminal negritude
>>221238737
I like American history
they should've made a comic series where bruce wayne was arachnophobic and became spider man
>>221238685no need to pair gadgets or keep batteries topped up i suspect
>>221238762I am Fares Metwally. I am full English R1b.
>>221238685Wireless earbuds make the skin in my ears peel off. Never had an issue with wired ones.
>>221238743embrace the chud lines
>>221238756the wife is an unknown, unspecified type of asian married to a nepalese manfish face is all we have.
>>221238782kek i swear i seen a souf parkepisode like diss
>>221238772This stuff just further proves what I was saying, white women are crazy and have no loyalty to anyone.
>>221238785*hides post*
>>221238830
i'm so glad i'm virgin. really dodged a bullet there
Need Emma Watson to do a stinky in my face.
going to get up and have my wee then shower then go to work
>>221238858this but i'm thinking about kysing the whole time
me flat smells like p...asian people
>>221238830Jews feel like they can be blatantly racist because they've created this environment where they're immune to criticism, and can always counter claim that they're being targeted for antisemitism.
no work for me today. im on benefits.
>>221238883whats new pussycat. woahhoooahoooahhh
>>221238888Checked
>>221238868there's a good place in copenhagen for this
Why are women always on these machines at the gym?
>>221238919more like emily fannois
>>221238919>womenthat's literally a little girl you pedororke
First they came for the refugees, but I did not speak out - as I was not a refugee. Then the came for the Muslims, but I did not speak out, as I was not a MuslimThen they came for the disabled, but I did not speak out, as I was not disabled Then they came for the Trans community, but I did not speak out - as I was not TransThen they came for the rest of the LGBTQ+ community, but I did not speak out - as I was not LGBTQ+ Then they came for the socialists, but I did not speak out - as I was not a socialist Then they came for the trade unionist, but I did not speak out - as I was not a trade unionistThen they came for me - and there was no one left to speak out for me.This is a warning, take heed.
>>221238919The pussy workout machine mm hmm
tormented by big they/them
>>221238940No one ever did that. Liberals are mongs holy shit.
>>221238775i like the wild west
then they came for the nonces and i spoke out for freedom of expression because i was a libertarian
>>221238940if there's no one left then you should have seen them coming for you next
>>221238919to warm up for taking a HUGE BBC later the same day
>>221238973thought you were a decent poster before this
>>221238964that's teenaged rorke ca. 2012 flummoxed
>>221238973that wouldnt warm up for that. she needs to be progressively stretching her vulva with the female version of a phimo ring
how can i get a job as a stalker of women
I am rorke
was going to go in for my first shower of the year but decided against it and just scissor cut my neckbeardi'll shower in the next few days probably
>Cruise Ship Outbreak: A suspected hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship in the Atlantic has resulted in three deaths. A second case has been confirmed, and a 69-year-old British national is currently in intensive care in South Africa.Rich old people on cruises
>>221239018there's no stink in your beard. just scrape your bellend and that's all the smell gone
Should not have to put up with this
>>221239027would be really easy for some enterprising person to make a line of cruise ships that are surreptitiously concentration camps for boomers and save the world
>>221239040should've tried harder in school
good morning allcan i get a "good morning darren" back
>>221239040ktim ktim ktiiiiiiimmmmm!!!!!!
>>221238983haha sorry, couldn't resist x>>221238994i see, interesting *takes notes*
>>221239040That's America though. I see these guys wearing blankets everywhere even during summertime.
good morning barron
Don't be snooty
Any rare wojaks in?
America runs your country briggers
>>221239080It’s the circle and district line
>>221239112I nicked this samurai wojak from /vst/
*poot*
The proespective tradwife
it's sad to see london in the modern agesome people are utterly GAGGING and willing to throw away their financial future to live in an 8 person flatshare and hear gunshots on a daily basisLovely to visit, but will never understand the fascination of living there, i feel many europeans must feel the same about their respective capitals
>>221239147Timmy eating like this at work because Pang Pang ordered him to
ran out of covfefe beans so I can't have any covfefe
Mad how having a big cock is literally all that matters
finna book an all inclusive hotel in gran canaria ladsthoughts?
>>221239169I just measured and apparently I have a big cock. It hasn’t mattered at all to me. I’ve hardly even used it
>>221239195You aren't really a Japanese.
*enters thread wearing a ridiculous hat*
Hounslow Very YooKay coded but also based
>>221236847looks like anna taylor joy
>>221239231never said i was cody
rorke watching leftypol do the haka outside cash converters
forgot i had a tony's chocolonely bar in my bag. fckin dancer
between you and me, I've got my bum out
hantavirus is coming ladsscreenshot this postin 5 years time we will be deep in a world wide pandemic
>>221239241*sparks you the fuck out*Get the fuck out and NEVER try this shit again
>Alleged JPMorgan sex slave doubles down with new claims in bombshell lawsuit as he adds allegations of PTSD, a wild threesome offer and friend who heard him beg her to stop
>>221239288nice 3 months off work
>>221239291typical unfunny yank faggot>>221239241good post . reminds me of the tripfag gimmick comic. dont let them put you down
>>221239288is it gonna be like covid where literally nothing happens
>>221239320>not funny
>>221239300*Foden face*>herEhhh
>>221239288Killed Gene Wilder and his wife
made the mistake of using too small a part of my shaver and now i'll be chin mogged until it can grow in again
Got the gachi stairway to heaven remix on
>>221239320i mean the next /brit/ meet-up has to be here
shame is the most powerful motivatori'll do anything if people are shaming me for not doing itthink we need to bring shame culture back to the UK, works very well here I have observed
found the toilfu's playlist. commence operation surreptitiously name drop her favourite bands until she falls in love with me
Yess! Slay Qween!
>>221239340No one from here is meeting up
mad how it's cold but then it gets warm
>>221239350passes tbf
>>221239354have done
>>221239373That's not a sentence burger come on
>>221239348my toilfu only likes beiber and aitch, I can't even pretend to like that shite
i don't believe we've met
>>221239384is too
>>221239350yanks be like>A-ron
>>221239394that's marginally better
business idea: visit the other floors in the toil office building and become another floor guy
>>221238940who is 'they'?
I wonder what Mario gets up to when he's not saving the princess, haha. Lots of wanking is it?
>>221239417he's a plumber mate
>>221239410don't go to 3rd floor they smell
>>221239417he's a plumber, retard. He fixes toilets for a living when he's not saving hoes.
>>221239417I would be facefucking pirhana plants
>>221239428you'd have to detooth it first
no poo this morningwhere is it
really wish suicide didn't sentence you to an eternity in hell. wish i could kill myself and go to heaven but that doesnt make any sense because then everyone would do it
>>221239428cor I reckon it can take a huge load looking at how it snaps
>>221239425went up to explore the other day and made up an excuse that i was checking something out the window. need to think up more excuses until they get to know me
Mario plum fruit arse
this doesn't concern you
new shirts have come in
>>221239440you might be able to make it work if you choose a slow-working but irreversible method so it gives you time to repent
>>221239440No burgy, you're staying here and suffering with me
on the wheels of steel
sucking a sea spider
can't cope any more, going to have to go to starbucks
>>221239459Nothing compared to my mouseLord t-shirt
>>221239467Kys
>>221239483whats in startbucks
>>221239500covfee
women really do be waking up an hour early so they have time to put their makeup on
Porn stars who start doing ASMR are better at ASMR than ASMR girls who start doing porn are at pornJust an observation
>>221239511i wake up an hour early for no reason except that im old now and dont need as much sleep as i once did
the week begins but the strong already startedlet's get after it lads
>>221239511I wake up an hour early so I have time to poo
>>221239519Wrong. ASMR girls who's nudes you stumble across look so much better than pro girls because they're not giant sluts yet.
mum doesn’t close the door when she’s in the shower I hate it
managerberg putting in 9am meetings on the same day again. might just not attend
>>221239550mhm
>>221239519probably because being a decent pornstar requires genuine experience and talent while ASMR is just whispering and tapping things with your nails
>>221239569Nah it’s horrible
>>221239594If my mom did that id be pissed too.
>>221239586I wanted to join the RAF as a pilot but they only pick like 5 people per year and you have to be some tarq cunt with a uni degree.
We at /brit/ congratulate Phil Zesty Boi Fodes on his new contract despite being an atrocious player
>>221239586will be on one of these in business class in a months time x
you know ya boy rorke went home a changed manhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777957973143088.webm
>1 in 8 Bangladeshi homes of working age claim over £30,000 in benefits compared to 1 in 25 nationally
>>221239615he must have given Pep that good suck
>>221239586>twin engine
>>221239665thoughts on nofap?
>>221239638>Indians so low>Bangladeshis so highwhat explains this?
>>221239638Part and parcel of living in vibrant Britain.
>>221239586was on a plane last week and was moved to the seat by the emergency doors and I could hear the engine creak and knock and it made me nervous >_>
>>221239459nothing compared to my "fart loading" t shirt
>>221239690it was probably thinking the same thing about you
raped men tell no tales
>>221239674based af. Prolactin minimization. And people in general are way too sex/coom obsessed
>>221239639
You sucked off half of 4chan lol
>>221239690a cute stewardess gave me that seat once due to my big long legsI dared not tell her my noodle virgin arms would never be able to open the door in an emergency. Just sat there quietly enjoying my legroom.
>>221239638Why the fuck are foreigners claiming benefits???
>>221239707alright i'll give it a shot
>>221239617*kills you in one punch*
>>221239665251 of them operational and never had a single fatal crash during their entire 18 year operation timesuck on that rorke>>221239730they have British nationality
lot of hostility in /brit/ in the last few days. keep it civil people. we're all friends here. this is a safe space for everyone x
>>221239730they got mental elf they need full PIP, mobility car and new council house all on for free no council tax free prescriptions and all get it sorted
>>221239723>a cute stewardess gave me that seat once due to my big long legskek same with me too, it wasn't a busy flight so there were lots of free seats and so I was moved to that spot probably because of long legs. fortunately I didn't have to try my luck with the door
gymtoil destroyed, shower obliterated, 2nd meal raped. yet to decide whether to post on /brit/ all day or do my coursework
Baked bean sauce in my moustache. Grim
wouldn't marry my cousin. not because it's wrong just because she's ugly as fuck
>>221239766corr it lush. Get that coursework fucked offsquattoil for me later today but apart from that I shall be sat on my arse shitposting here
>>221239766cor, action man you are!
>>221239638finbar oddly quiet about this one
>>221239766>courseworkFOLC
im a goy
>>221239766you have to be 18 to post here so it's off to the coursework for you mate
I only fuck and suck norse hyperboreans fyi
>>221239707>you will never have prime Winona constantly wanting to shag you
>>221239814hyperboring bastard
last for gay porn
>>221239457at least not at the present moment
wynonas got herself a big brown beaver
DOGSHIT ZINGERS CALLING ALL DOGSHIT ZINGERSALL ABOARD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAfPZp5Rhjo
>yo brody im like dead and stuff lole
>>221239665
>>221239848*desperately pushes past other anons*WAIT! WAAAAAAIIIT!
>>221239883don't post these, ziedy will start thinking they resemble black penises
>>221239894you're the one who made that connection
leftypol as usual turning a blind eye
>>221239876he looks better than he would without braids
>>221239350saw lots of these niggas when I lived in petersburg, there must've been a spawn point nearby because I constantly saw them on my incel walks near the dorms
>>221239883Didn't realize BA had a380s. Lush.
I believe I speak for all of us when I say where's the FUCKING new
>>221239932not me, i know that jah will provide the new when the time is right
Get it made!
>30 next monthIt's ovah
i will not be making the newas a non-brit i think it would be at the very least out of order and at worst downright disrespectful
>>221239973>>221239973>>221239973>>221239924some
>>221239976no i don't think i will
