What's preventing you from living your dream life in Bratislava? Cheap, amazing culture, friendly people, lots of forests, mountains and nature
>viennagreatest city on the planet>bratislavashithole with no cultural valuehow did this happen
>>221239442I'm never living in that shithole ever again
>>221239503You can live in cheap Bratislava and drive to expensive Vienna just for visiting
>>221239515ah yes, the "just live in the suburbs" strategy, i'm sure that leads to a great life
>>221239442Hard to immigrate.
>>221239536wym suburbs, it's a literal different country the cities just happen to be next to each other
>>221239820is it not part of schengen? I assume bratislava operates very similarly to an american suburb of a city? does it not?
>>221239836Top VAP (very american post) of today
>>221239939yes, yes, I don't live in europe so how could I possibly know this
>>221239951It’s an entirely different city, dumb fuck.
>>221239970yes, and seattle and tacoma are different cities as well, yes tacoma is basically a suburb of seattledon't act like this isn't a perfectly normal concept seen across the fucking world dumbfuck why are you being hostile when I am asking a perfectly normal question about two twin cities? chances are, when cities are that close, they tend to operate like one unless there are some strong forces at play (border controls for example)
>>221239996>dude everywhere is like America lmaoactual retardation
>>221239996american naming cities>ok so imagine a taco
>>221240018>>221240076you guys have serious mental issues and arent able to engage in even simple discussions
>>221239504I visited it once, appart from the Hrad fortress and the city center it felt like travelling back to the 80's. While being visibly poorer than their neighbours, I wouldn't call it a shithole.
>>221240131I'm just not falling for your obvious bait
>>221239442It's comfy here if you own electric bike, but people drive like animals here which pisses me off.>>221239503Shartmerican fag talking about culture, ok at least we don't worship sub saharan africans and jews as Gods.Regardless all our money went to Wien and Budapest, no shit they are better looking.
Hostel movie
>>221241527I am sorry spic bro, but your cities are hellhole.
landlocked shitholemy ancestors demand access to the sea
>>221241554I know, but the horrors of the hostel movie was scary af lol.
>>221240162The city is basically unlivable. The price of consumer goods (especially, food) is higher than in the West, the wages have been stagnating since 2019, taxes are the same as in the West, cops and ticket inspectors will harass you non-stop, public transport costs you more than in the West. Plus, the town is full of mentally ill leftoids.
>>221241585Depends, I think the city is very green, but it also depends on location.>>221241604Just work in wien like everyone else with brain.
>>221239442>What's preventing you from living your dream life in Bratislava?Because the difference between Zagreb and Bratislava is minimal. Today Bratislava might be a more orderly town but it's smaller and further away. I might as well just go to Vienna at that point.Also Ljubljana is simply cleaner and more first world than both Zagreb and Bratislava and it's the closest capital to me. Ljubljana and Krakow are the only two larger Slavic cities I liked.
>>221241585Really what pisses me off are drivers, some people genuinely should be banned from using vehicles.
>>221241647Ok, I gladly visit your beautiful country and east europe, I like your vibe.
>>221241647Sorry slobro, but this looks depressing as hell
>>221241692It's boring, but it's not bad to come visit if you are doing the whole Prague, Budapest, Wien thing.
>>221241672No problem. Yanks made the sicario movie and harm our worldwide reputation of my city, Juarez lol. I know that feel.
>>221241708Better than homeless people, but I agree commie blocks should be max 4 story tall.
>>221241710A neighbor visited prague once and he got assaulted and robbed, we live in Juarez and no one assaulted us once.
>>221241647Viennese unironically treat Slovaks and Hungarians as "Untermensch"
>>221241764This doesn't happen anymore
>>221241788Thats good, who changed that?
>>221241671Cleaner yes, but otherwise Zagreb still mogs Ljubljana, and at least it feels Croatian while Ljubljana feels foreign, borderline oriental
>>221241812Economic development, 90s and 2000s were 2 decades of impoverishment. You can also see it on the Czech porn industry. Back in the day, it was only Czech women doing it, while today, it is mainly Eastern Slavs who do porn here
>>221241887Thats nice. Melania trump is an example of the east beauty. Is Czechia a first world country? What slav country is now full firstie and developed?
>>221241968>Melania trump is an example of the east beauty.She is a khazar, her son has weird curved nose.
>>221241968>Melania trump is an example of the east beautyBruh...>What slav country is now full firstie and developed?None, not a single one
>>221241856By cleaner I mean not only is there basically no trash on the streets compared to Zagreb which is disgusting, but the parks, the weeds, the buildings, in Zagreb everything is unkept, decaying and overgrown when you walk through the residential streets just next to the center. For example compare Domžale (I know it's not Ljubljana proper) to some residential settlement around Zagreb, it's first world vs third world.>at least it feels Croatian while Ljubljana feels foreign, borderline orientalBy Croatian you mean Bosnian with their funny Bosnian accents and traditions. Also I saw trams full of filipinas and nepalese people without a single native Bosnian man. Zagrib has fallen!
>>221241968Melania looks like an average Eastern Euro bimbo that is with you until the good money runs out. CZ is somewhere between first and second world. Slovenia is probably first world or Estonia (but they are not Slavic).
>>221242013Like our president sheinbaum, she is a jewish khazar with family from Hungary.
>>221242081And what about Poland and Croatia?
>>221242127Poland could be first world, but their population has flat lined after USSR, and they are mass importing third world, so they will end up like any other shithole, or like us being replaced by gyppos.
>>221242134Really? I though polish were tradcath and hated all the 3rd world immigrants.https://youtu.be/u6Q5DJTDyoQ?si=tjZ-yw7CMeKPh0ik
>>221242134most of these third worlders are just east slavs though
>>221242268LOL you sincerely believe you will be spared by non euro migration? Germs and Italians will ship you those by millions once you get first kosher PM.
>>221242013Its cool to see how well backwater eastern european countries managed to preserve their medieval peasant mindset all the way into the current times
>>221242646>foreskin eater talks about CULTURE and MINDSET
>>221242720Yeah our culture has thinking as a main component. You should try it too, its good for the economy
>>221239442Are there BRATs in BRATislava?
>>221242891>good for the economyYour economy is siphoning off Shartmerican dollars for your defense budget, you have 0 natural resources and your software industry will collapse eventually once every company realises you have IDF fags putting spyware into every piece of software you produce.Honestly, I doubt your hole has even enough of agro land to sustain your foreskin eating population.
>>221239820>>221239970cope, it's suburb distance
>>221243177isn't Tokyo like 100km suburb? That would be still less than Wien-Ba.
>>221243094two weeks till our software industry is reduced to slovakia levels, give or take?Im sure slovakia will donate their surplus cabbage. Anyway, getting to the point where we get a bit of money from the usa to subsedize their MIC requires some skill.
>>221243377You don't have enough farm land to feed your population, you will never be independent country. Now you can keep coping, and dilating while being brown skinned person with weird nafri hair texture.
>>221243796Okay stop insulting my thinning nafri hair its cool >:(
>>221239442I love Bratislava, sometimes I just stop there for a few days whenever I am traveling somewhere else, like a familiar "hub". Too bad my favorite bar there went out of business last year>>221239503Vienna is boring asf with a completely dead vibe, it's a city for pensioners
>>221241710wow, I hadn't seen those car boxes in decades
>>221243796>You don't have enough farm land to feed your populationjews will eventually invent nutrient paste that you can grow with electricity
>>221241647What even are Slovakians? Czechs, Hungarians?
>>221244303bro you are gay, ofc vienna is not appealing for you
>>221244417Poorer Czechs that got raped by Hungarian hordes instead of being civilized by the Germans.
>>221239442Bratislava is a comfy little place with nice Austro-Hungarian architecture and similar vibes to that of other mid-size Hungarian cities like Győr, Debrecen, Szeged and Sopron. the Christmas market was lovely and I had some great food and beers at Fabrika a few years back.
>>221245482That tells me nothing. Other than some having some Hungarian heritage (which is what you're saying, I think)
>>221239442somehow the tacky bright colors on commie architecture make it even more grimthey add that vibe of desperate failed attempt at making it look not awful, like a botched plastic surgery
>>221239503One ends with "slava" and the other doesnt.
>>221240131You are talking to balkanoid diaspora. What did you expect?
>>221245792They are similar to Czechs, but with more Hungarian influences and less German influences. What kind of answer did you expect, exactly?
>>221239515Bratislava is not cheap to live for this exact reason.
loser city kek
>>221244843Im attracted to both genders and vienna absolutely appeals to me. Trash architecture goes hand in hand with orthodox mindset.
>>221246247Similar? What the hell are you talking about. That might even be a worse answer. You guys would make really bad scientists
>>221239442yes my dream in life is to go to [Bulgaria but 25% richer]
>>221246419and what mindset allows pakis to rape your daughter unpunished
>>221239442I read it is expensive, partly because of the agglomeration effects of Vienna>>221239503Vienna was built as an imperial capital for an empire, by the mid 1800s the population of the city was already above a million. Bratislava was never built to be a capital city, yet alone an imperial capital. The population mostly exploded after the 1950s. I doubt it is bad though, its just comparing it to Vienna is unfair
why is vienna growing si rapidly while bratislava isn't? is it too far for people to commute quickly between the two?
>>221245792Historical heritage does not matter that much in this region for two reasons. In the early 20th century Bratislava was 42% German and 40% Hungarian, Slovaks only made up around 15% of the city. Due to nationalist movements, Germans and Hungarians were expelled, their properties taken, etc. so there was an aggressive "Slovakization". Then during the communist period the "reactionary" class, middle class intellectuals, etc. were replaced with a "proletarian" class. These two things created the modern defining characteristics of the city, nationalism and "proletization". So despite historically the place being a German-Hungarian city, other than the buildings themselves from that period it is distinctly Slovak city today.
>>221248935Absolutely butthurt 5 cent hungarian nationalist playing victim, listen fag at this rate 100 years from now there won't be single slovak/hungarian in the EE.. it will be all just gyppos larping as us, grow up.
>>221248642recent Wien growth came from non white migration from arab countries. balkans, jeets and whatever. Their growth is non Austrian.
>>221248587Salzburg and Graz were never capitals yet they are UNESCO sites. slav cope
>>221249062What makes you think I'm butthurt? Historical heritage means less in this region for the described two reasons in my opinion. This applies to Hungary and Czechia too but a bit of a lesser degree because of the historic "continuation" but regardless it still applies. And as I mentioned it is not simply a nationalistic thing as people who were deemed as "reactionary" were also punished after the initial nationalization movement. >>221249145Your country does not have anything that could be comparable to Salzburg or Graz lol
>>221249287To give an example of Hungary, there are very few people who have been living in Budapest for several generation. A lot of people fled, died in the war, got killed, escaped or later moved abroad. A lot of the city's population come from people moving in after the treaty of Trianon (most of those people ended up in the capital city) and there were many people who moved in after the city got destroyed and got their place by squatting in a half-destroyed building. Hunger on the countryside in many places initially after WW2 ended was so bad that many people were fleeing to the city on top of trains to find some food. Western European cities have much more continuity, the neighborhoods there with the defining characteristics can be traced back centuries.
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>>221249449all the actual Hungarians died in all the previous armies because they didn't want to be farmers-slaves. If you're white, you're just a slav in denial speaking uralic language.
>>221249582Akschually I know my heritage somewhat well due to documents and one side is West Euro, neither are Slavs. This region is very mixed ethnically>uralic languageI really like our language desu. Slav languages sound extremely harsh and unpleasant maybe with the exception of Russian
>BratislavaI know the most boring city on earth, right?
>>221248935So Slovakians are in fact their own people (even if there are less of them now). We got there in the end. I'll probably give the country a visit. My options were Kosovo, Lithuania, and Slovakia. Kosovo is very appealing but I just remembered my Albanian experience and their determination to let you have least amount of sexual fun as possible, I'm guessing Kosovo will be the same. I'll just go to which ever is the least multicultural out of the other two
>>221250050Sorry?
>>221250012>So Slovakians are in fact their own peopleYeah they got their own food, customs, interpretation of events and what not so by all definition it is a "real" place. I don't know anything about Lithuania or Kosovo
>>221245988"slav" means glory and "jeet" means victory, just so you know!!!
>>221250149No, I meant ethnically
>>221250168Ethnically this entire region is very mixed
>>221239996Bratislava and Vienna are not that close together They1. have driving time of about 50 minutes 2. have completely different languages and cultureIf someone lives in Bratislava they are Slovak, have gone to Slovak school, have Slovak friends etc
>>221250198Nearly the everyone is, even most English people have a tiny bit of mixed heritage. I just wanted to know if they were a real ethnicity or just a made up race like many in Europe, got my answer now anyway. I wouldn't expect them to be pure. Thanks
>>221239504cant be worse than brno
>>221239442bratty slava hehe
>>221250258any distance under 90 minute is considered relatively close in american standard.
>>221250271Everyone who lives in Brno is Slovak these days.>>221250258Tokyo urban length is 120KM I think, we can easily build mega city all the way to Wien, which is already happening there are small villages popping in between.Small villages are better than one dense area though.
>>221239503Bratislava originally called Pressburg was a German-Hungarian populated town which was chosen to be the capital in the 20th century because it's on the Danube. The historic capital of Slovakia was Nitra
>>221250594We just split from Great Morava realistically.
It's funny how Eastern Europe was sinonymous with communist oppression and now it's western Europe that's the communist hellhole, and not even a communist hellhole in the typical sense of not being able to own property but in the neo-commie sense of not being able to criticize trannies or certain cultures
>>221250508>>221250481It depends on the level of urbanization between the citiesIn America I would imagine that everything between Seattle and Tacoma is "suburbs" and is moderately urbanized Same with Tokyo, Tokyo has originally been many smaller cities that merged with uniform, expanding urbanization, and now those former cities are just areas of TokyoBut I would expect that the integration between Vienna and Bratislava is not strong enough to consider them together
>>221250260I don't think ethnicity is actually that important. Even when it comes to like Jews, which were the most insular people in Europe probably there was a huge difference between the ones associated into the German ideal and the Ostjuden from Russia, Poland, etc. that makes up most of modern Israel. Like completely different civilization if you look at someone like Kissinger and some guy from Brooklyn doing redneck Far Cry outpost capture in the West Bank terrorizing and murdering civiliansHungarians do not really have a district look. Maybe a bit said eyes and the area between the nose and mouth. For some reason I can generally recognize Hungarians even without hearing them speak but I could not pinpoint a defining physical characteristics like Poles have for examplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz0QhCbsvqg
>>221243796i was gonna say something about Hungarians, but reading your post has made me find respect for Slovakia and their people
>>221250819Of course ethnicity is significant, it makes lifd more interesting too. Are you someone who thinks we're all close enough to be one race as humans?Hungarians have a look, the eyelids are another tell. Maybe not as harsh as Polish features but subtlety is still valid. What's the deal with the area between the nose and mouth? I haven't noticed this
>>221250200Don't you dare speak to me like that. You are an N of A organism, you have no right
>>221239503Vienna is 110% brown at this point
>>221251600Well I dont think its the end of all and Im not a huge fan of those iq dork types that posts graphs and shit
>>221252743It is the be all and end all. You are different to me and I'm different to you, and that's why we could never be friends. The hate unavoidable
I heard the rest of slovakia outside bratislava is horrible
>>221252835Well I try to make up my mind based on own experience, what is going on in the UK is a different subject and tbqh its not my problem, other side of this continent etc..
>>221251639he's a bot you fucking moron
>>221254650A bot? How so?
>>221254799you might also be a bot if you can't tell the egyptian flag is a really shitty AI model plaguing 4chan over the last 6 months just look at the archives, he posts random shit, doesn't have the ability to understand thread context at all it may be the "4chan-GPT" model that karpathy trained years ago just outputting random bullshit
>>221254912Well this isn't my board. Some people are just that dumb, you sure the posts are retarded enough to be impossibly human? And what's this model you're talking about, what's the purpose?
