If you could go back in time and change one historical event that affected your country, what would it be and what would you do?
>>221244906I would kill Lenin
>>221244906split betweent strangling baby Carlos II and doing better the Spanish Armada thingy
>>221244906
Pyrrhic victory means you win but YOU get annihilated in the process, where did you find this "definition"
>>221245307the joke is that the definition changed. the battle depicted is what earned phyrrus' namesake victory, and the modern arms changed it to be total absolute domination of rome
>>221244906I would go to the grassy knoll with an air horn and start blasting it when JFK's limo rounded the corner.
>>221244906none, this is a Polish timeline and all that happened needed to happen
>>221245433Ok what are you going to do about the 2 other shooters?
>>221245307that's the joke dummy
>>221245525>>221245367i see now
I would assassinate Yuan shikai who started the Warlord's period which turned China from a new democracy to the communist dystopia it is today.There wouldn't have even been a Mao or a Japanese invasion if not for this faggot.
>>221245524throw a ninja star at the one in the sewer drain and take my chances with Oswald because he's a noob.
>>221244906I would have killed Ricimer
>>221245063>spanish greatest dream is to ensure thst his shitskinned papist crypto arab empire can rape and kill even more actual white people
>>221244926based
I'd change it so there was a violent and immediate reaction to communist activities that has not utterly destroyed my country.
>>221245141Based
>>221244906Kill Cromwell
>>221244926Not Lenin?
>>221244906Find a way to take out Camillo Benso Count of Cavour
>>221244906I'd get John A. Macdonald off the sauce.
>>221244926>>221245597Based. I would kill Mohammad
>>221244906Telling Bismarck to genocide bavarians and austrians
>>221244906Friedrich the Third doesnt die too early
>>221244926baaaaaaaaaaased
I'd shoot our king to prevent the second Balkan war.
>>221244906Detonate a nuclear weapon in the Thirteen Colonies
>>221244906Can't do anything about it yet, but I'd cure Enéas Carneiro's cancer.
>>221249071You should go back and tell ww2 englishmen that speaking german isnt that bad all things considered
steal the declaration of independence
>>221244906there is no foretelling what would change if you gave pyrrhic the means to beat rome for good
>>221244906am i only one who finds these dogshit pop culture history "memes" cringe, same shitty beaten to death stolen 4chan memes usually too
I'd go back in time to kill my father. Non-existence bliss
>>221244906Force wilhelm the tranny to accept the crown from the gutter
>>221244906Amendment banning slavery.Amendment banning lawyers and judges "reinterpreting" the other amendments "creatively".Amendment banning abortion.Amendment banning """wealth redistribution""", death tax, inheritance tax, debt-based currency/"money", and selling treasury-backing gold OR detaching the currency from the gold standard ever.Amendment banning any form of "squatters rights"Amendment banning ever infringing upon or reappropriating native territory though they can still sell it to the government to then sell to individuals (they would anyways and would have less to bitch about now)Amendment banning homosexuality and any sexual or romantic relationship outside the bounds of French Rule (trannies gonna HATE this one)Amendment enshrining the duality of the sexes which would confuse everyone at the time
>>221248780This one also works
>>221244906Show the European leaders the future to dissuade them from giving away their North American land to the US for practically free, maybe we get Alaska but realistically it would lead to at least two other countries mainly settled in the current US and no loss of land for us
>>221244926I would go for Hegel and Kant and david Hume
>>221252376Every single meme ever created has existed for millons of years since humans have communicated at one another with pictures. All we have ever done is bring them up to date to modernity or swapping the clothes of the funny pictures to represent different people.Anyways AWOOOOGA
>>221244906How would you know someone didn't already use a time machine to define Pyrrhic victory as a hollow victory?
>>221252509A big Germany image with Alsace still French? Unheard of.
>>221244906I would resurect Lenin
>>221253584Why do you lot care so much about that place anyway? Doesnt even speak french innit
>>221253377davie was based and if you don't like him you're probably too retarded/ESL to get it
>>221255483He is responsible for the entire mental illness that is materialism, go shoot yourself you degenerate flesh worshipper
>>221245677You're Mexican.
>>221244926t. Fanny Kaplan
I would assassinate Steve Jobs and whoever else tries to make the smartphone popular.
>>221244906Prevent the March 1941 coup.
>>221255865There's a Serbian guy who basically invented touchscreens for apple and then went back to his wilage to plant plums and make rakijaBoy, we really are behind every technological degeneracy in existence from electricity (Tesla) and the beginnings of the telephone (Pupin) and now this... I don't know what to say my fellow Serboyim
>>221244906Save Caesar
>>221255968lmao finland has the same story about a guy inventing the touchscreen and being scammed by amerimutts
>>221244906I would go back in time to hand OP's mother some fucking condoms.
I would distribute as many world maps as possible during antiquity
>>221244906you know it, I know it, why post it.it would be niceand everyone thinks it's because people like beaches or somethingbut nah, that region doesn't even have good beachesit's the portswe'd have such a good time exporting beef to russia and china and stuff
>>221253584>we MUST annex German lands because... we just have to OK??
>>221245562THATCHER
>>221244906Probably shoot Peron while in exile or defend "Puerto Luis" from the Harriet and USS Lexington raid
>>221245562Sorry, in my fury I replied to the wrong post.Keep it up, nice flag
>>221244906I would nuke Levant, Mesopotamia, Urals, China and India before writting is invented. Aka,>no taxes>no abrahamism (including its secular versions, marxism and capitalism)>no indians nor chinese>dogs, pandas and other cool animals are safe>forests are safe>no catholic globohomo (Habsburg / Bourbon empires)>no arab globohomo >no USA nor RussiaEtc.
