Yorkshire edition
poo
Retarded Nigerian cleaner the landlord insists on sending weekly is overJust heard him chuckling to himself as he cleaned the bathroom
>once chance at life>parents call me barnaby
you all got that little joke out of your system now?
>>221252772Sudden memories came flooding back to him. A hymen bashed, a shower taken, a baton wagged.
Got a lovely gf of 6 years but still the only thing that motivates me to do anything in life that's not basic survival is the prospect of shagging fit girls on the sideBeing a go-getter was so easy when I was single because the incentive to fuck girls was so fundamental and strong. I still have that but I feel guilty and scummy for it.
congrats you took so long to settle on a thread that i forgot the post i was gona do so you'll never see it
>>221252838nigger seal
Max /brit/ threads up at once should be 2 Every thread should be hitting page 8 before a new is made
>>221252857bizarre gay incel fantasy
browning some mince if anyone cares
Islam is kinda right about dogs tbf
>>221252882>fantasyDon’t worry bout it
>>221252915leftypol ecstatic
i think there's something wrong with my computer
>>221252772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2DF4BEmUac
>>221252915leftypol needs to wake up
got the veg roasting which i SHALL be having with couscous shortly x
>>221252941never trust west africans they're all scammers
What the hell is Nintender waiting for to port Twilight Princess to the Switch then?
>>221252915Rorke’s gonna go spare when he sees this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdviZSwhjfo
>>221252975dont think he will actually
>>221252915wonder what would happen if i made something that said "the christian vote endorses" and it's a bunch of white people
>>221252989Oh right sorry
>>221252907Ooo what's on the menu x
going to bed now I think I will dream about finding love tonight
a brief and sudden flash of energy
Not the biggest fan of immigrants from Africa, the middle-east and south Asia if I had to be truly honest.Not racist just would rather not live near them.
scrimmy
>>221253020Nobody would look at it or read it Rorke you retarded bhenchod
>>221253060roar
>>221252864iktf
handing out “being too loud” awards to foreigners
new Abroad in Japan is up but it takes place... in the UK?!
looking forward to watching some p0rn later 0_o
>>221253045zesty lil nigga
>>221253120braphhog
>>221252915I live in Canary wharf and am unironically voting aspire for the banter
>>221253059>just would rather not live near them.Right well you’re in the wrong country then aren’t you mate?
>>221252864you're just polyamorous. find a polycule. mad to think rorke cries about LGBT but what influence has it really had if straight cheating white men can't use it to their advantage
>>221253231what books are banned
listening to Golden Slumbers love are Paul x
Has voting ever mattered?
Damn J-vloggers shidding up my NIPPON
>>221253212Ooo I'll have one xBrighton x
>>221253252Ye binble
>>221253231mental to think this is unironically more true than any of that hokum
Voting is like a census for the lords so they know what they can push through envelope on without mass uprising
Very important tip with women is that you need to make sure to accommodate every last neurotic impulse and worry they have, ideally changing your behavior in whatever way they need in order to make them feel better
>>221253229No you don’t. No you’re not.
here's the thing; a friend to all is a friend to none
>>221253252ones about IQ and race
>>221253257Smiles await you when you rise:)
mad how if you're single there's literally no point in being alive.
>>221253252rorke kampf
banksy be like what if I made a picture of drumpf reading a book upside down
>>221253304Lol ok mate
>>221253340love me boozelove me wankinglove me gaming
>>221253340God created us in a single state retard
>>221253326actually they're a friend to one because im everyones friend also
tfw no dobby gf
My friends are saying shut up JENNIE just get in the car
>>221253366you exist in an isolated chamber no one cares
scran
>eating meat
>>221253326even him?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Universal_Friend
>>221253340It's literally just killing time till you die
>>221253399yep
>>221253415Corr it wouldn't pass through my intestines for 3'weeks
Declan Rice has got those Irish Eyes.
>>221253335:')
>>eating meat
>>221253477sup mouldie
>>221253485yeah he looks mad healthy
>>221253340I love being alone but I have a personality disorder
>>221253506He's 29
Finbar thinking about the socio economic factors in hell
>>221253436you're supposed to reply then who are you talking to. blowing me the fuck out but making me feel better about being a loner myself
would like to see immigration reduced somewhat
>>221253562fascist
>>221253340boo hoo get a hobby
sucking a huel
day 1 on diet toil and I'm starving
>>221253562can’t have that rorke
Your opinion never mattered your vote doesn't matter you have no control over migration or anything else
>>221253612usually ok on day 1. 2 and 3 are bad for me
>>221253622trvke
can't diettoil because of steamingtoil
democracy is a sham. it's cope. suppress the vote. don't vote and block the vote
really don't like nick fuentes
>Zack Polanski was not a full member of the National Council of Hypnotherapy despite telling clients he wasblud faked being a fake boob therapist
wonder what jeffrey epsteins body count is
Have Reform councils done anything other than take down pride flags
>midget toilfu likes video games>overhear saying she's playing animal crossing and mario kart on the switchErm, right. This is going to be a challenge
>>221253672his mum was an escort and there are reviews of her online complaining that she doesn't shut up about politics
Might give up on money might return to barter and trade
>>221253661ktimsaid i would get it together last week and had two bokkles of gin between friday and monday
no assigned seating at my toil it's share desks first come first served not only do i need to get in early i also need to try and predict where the 20 something toil lasses will choose to sit so i can look at them
>>221253699They'll set up migrant camps in leafy villages and that's based and redpilled
ffs bursting for a shit
>>221253340having sex with women is gay ... What's gayer than being like, 'I need cuddles. I need kisses ... I need to spend time with a woman.'
need micah richards banned from tv
the calorie count.... it's 0
getting ready for beddy (bo bo's)
>>221253771
>>221253762darksliding the bog
>>221253771He's better than a lot of the white pundits
favourite overwatch hero?
Finbar Sullivan...
>>221253805tracer
>>221253672make boobs bigger again
rorke serenading tha pussy
>let me measure out my portion of food like an absolute spastic Your ancestors are embarrassed
>>221253771i like him. he's funny
>>221253747keep a stink bomb in your pocket. stand near the seat you want to claim with the stink bomb activated in your pocket until the person occupying the seat leaves. that way you can take any seat you want.
>>221253828
on the port
>>221253829Some them are kissable
am poo steaming leds yeesss haha
>>221253828corr would live in one of those grim new builds with her
On Thursday I'll be voting for the Democratic Party!
if britain's founding fathers were around today, they wouldn't believe the state the country is inwe've let them down big time
>>221253805Tracer
>>221253875poo good lad
>>221253810leftypol be like how goes it mine brethren! whomst shall ignite the marajuana cigarette?
>le tiforebbit club
thinking of buying a caravan or camper van
>>221253828>>221253876>Paedo teacher Kandice Barber 'moved from day release job to stop distracting builders'https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paedo-teacher-kandice-barber-moved-30705735
>>221253853who dis?
@grok decensor MIRD-150
>>221253899
>>221253875thas the face of a man who's eaten poo before
>>221253846and how does that help me sit next from the toilfu so that i may look up to see her beautiful smile and smell her luscious clean hair and hear her life affirming voice in my ear?
ate so much food today. as per usual in my life as a fat bastard
hi
poo might start a gimmick where i start and end every post with poo poo
>>221253960leftypols xe-zir-otherkin'f
>>221253927Love me some MIRD, MIDE, EBOD, SNIS, PPPD, the list could go on
>>221253875been poo out down the poo pub have you lad
>>221253970
>>221253805raper
How about them gay gooners then??
>>221253672you are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of hypno master
>>221253970poo poo screaming poo
any dogshit posture man inhow do i fix it
test
if people really knew the truth about the exorbitant privilege of the dollar third worlders would storm the coasts of america and eat the white people's entrails
>>221254034just a dogshit poster man myself
>>221254034dunno my back is permanently sore I've fucked it by my mid 30s
>>221253942discretely discard the stink bomb and blame the person that just left for the stench
any of you live on a council estate? what's it like?
>>221254068poo yeah i do its alright tbf poo
>>221254034yoga x
>>221253923shes fit as well ffs wouldve been mint to shag a teacher like that when i was 15
LETS GOOOOOOO KICK THE BALL
>>221254068no I grew up middle class
>>221254034workout, do cardio, sleep on your back with no pillow or at least a thin onelift weights but don't do squats or deadlifts
>>221254068not me i live in a posh bit of surrey x
>>221253960Xheraffe
>>221254084ok i will do it>>221254096can i do long walks / runs, just get more active in general? im not very active at all you see
>>221254090ty for reminding me
don't marry for lovemarry to improve your bloodlines
>Rented property sees 'largest value decline this century' as landlords sell off to first-time buyers
finbar apoplectic
gimmick idea: pick a random post and tell the poster to fuck off
>>221254161ooga booga dis is anudda live aid
>>221254123you could probably just get away with seeing a physio and seeing what stretches they give you to do, they aren't that expensive and hopefully you're not completely fucked and don't have to see them more than once
>>221254217fuck off
>>221254217LOL
>>221254068it's fine but 20% of the population are literally illiterate and you have to learn spazmoid as a second language in order to understand what they are saying
poo gay porn might start and end every post with poo gay porn poo gay porn
>>221254175Love this gimmick, lad.Masturbate on
Cant smoke weed in the psych ward so I’ve resorted to vaping
rorke putting up his poster of asmongold
>>221254175fuck off
seems that the good football is on tomorrow
you lads ever had a wank outdoors?
girl i went to school with was making porn videos in year 9 that were the hottest shit any of the lads in school had ever seenshe's like 35 now and still insanely hot
googling the 'fu's instagram handle to find pictures of her from other accounts that aren't private
>>221254267mental how he has mong in his namehis name also looks like mogoloidmad
>>221254161>Invades white country>Gets loads of free shit like cash, food welfare, housing >Ruins white country >Becomes hostile and angry when it sees a white person
toilfu? more like little bunny fufu because she's so cute
>>221254292name
>mogoloid
>*whips out 20cm willy*So are you just gonna stand there or what?!
saka has never skinned a decent fullback
>>221254330jenny
might start a gimmick where I use metric measurements for no reason
>>221254373>>221254373>>221254373New
He won.
Grandma fucking sent me home from her gaff with a fucking salami covered in flour or somethingTake the fucking piss walking home with a fucking massive flaccid white cock in my pocketShe's got mental
poo might steal a gimmique poo
>>221254357he'll never come back from the chiellini shirt pull
anyone else just wanna punch a shaniqua
raping my own arse at 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999mph
>>221254408Why program a bot to make posts like this?
>>221254410those are the best ones m8 granny's seen you right there
>>221254436h-he's fast
>>221254410sup mouldie
going to get a job in a hospital just to feel the rush of the pitt
>>221254451i'm not eating it for that reason
>>221254473pathetic child
>>221254454Gonna be a bit like the hero Jimmy 'Just Volunteering' Saville?
>>221254481just don't like those particular ones, sorrythat's my personal opinion and you won't change it by being rude.
>>2212544476 nights in a row?
rorke having gay sex with a man
>>221254473your nan gave you a banging soss you should eat it you idiot child
I have no mates, pals or chums.
>>221254447it'd be funny if she got allahu ackbar'd
>>221254516demonic
britishers really do be out there calling each other "old boy"
>>221254473Give to the homeless x
wish something would happen already. literally nothing happens. the g*yim have been made entirely complacent
>>221254521i'm not a child i'm 26 years of age
I am white, straight and english
>>221254491always found it a bit strange that hospitals are free roam
>>221254526at least you have your team
>>221254536black people here say ol boy all the time
rec me a youtube video to watch please thank you
>>221254553starmer, arrest this man
>>221254552you're an ungrateful idiot child
>>221254565I have no team, no buddies or crew.
>>221254553woke won't like that
>>221254585do you want a bit of iti'll eat it if you eat a bit first
Masturbation is spitefully using someone for your own pleasure
>>221254579https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGhcSupkNs8
business idea: defeat bonnie blue by taking a laxative and shitting your arse out on her
Turns out some white boy did a suicide bomb attack against his ex-gf after breaking into her home in Bristol.Why are white men like this?
just finshed a second wank
>>22125406817% of the country live in council housing23% in Londonit grim
>>221254451cheese-eating freaks will look you dead in the eye and call you weird for not liking it
>>221254602youre also wacking off a man's cock which is kinda gay even if its your own
post the white soss
>I am white, straight and english
>>221254616the second coming is at hand
Get your white salami out for the lads
>>221254646would rather look like this guy than whatever mystery meat race you are
Ah yes white middle class men clearly the most oppressed demographic
>>221254677
>>221254646he's right but 60 year old dj is a bit grim
>>221254447any glasgow lads want to meet up before?
i am a white Greek man
turns outlil monkey fella
ladswhat % match does your toil pay towards your pension contribution?I get 4% and was told I'm getting SHAFTED.What's average?
>>221254626i love cheese but i stay away from anything that has mould in/on it
>>221254646>DJ
what cheese should I get with crackers and salami
toilberg gave me a raise but still find it hard to make ends meet
fucking screamingimagine having to step down for something we all say every day
Turns out I love eating mould
Stephen Fry
>>221254705think I get 5% idk
why do brits hate muslims so muchreckon it's hatred of themselves turned inwards
>tackling your own playersaka is SHITE
>>221254734put the ends together rather than bringing them apart
you now remember the craze for ‘Nduja that swept London and the Southeast in the mid-2010s
>>221254744Yeah, it's just another organism like a chicken or whatever. Who gives a fuck.
>>221254646Doesn't look like he's looking out for himself either
>>221254763it's a mystery
>>221254765is the language necessary there are ladies here
has anyone stopped to consider that maybe autistic people are just selfish
>>221254781That is too reductionist for me I prefer to not think about it being mould desu
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1777964617027464.mp4this is me
>>221254777If I make pizza I still go for itNice bit of spicy
>>221254812ummy
little bunny um um hopping through the forest
>>221254777The hype has only just made its way across the pond
>>221254870you forgot the Y xx
>>221254854They make mould in different shapes for that reason. Like mould sausages.
will be having a proper wank tonight
>>221254812I look exactly like this
>>221252838get back where you belong
>>221254870if you're going to drop the first letter please use proper /brit/ convention and use a '
>>221254885UM!!
so obsessed with milfs it's not even funny don't get nonces at all
ummy ummy ummy sticking things in my bummy x
>>221254924x
can anyone loan me $25
>>221254919for me it's women who are my half my age plus 7
banksy is a cringe establishment stooge
>>221254777>Mid 2010's Must have had a revival a couple of years ago because it was fucking everywhere
>>221254891Hi x
>>221254889Made me baka and smile wryly
>>221254874<3
>>221254959sorry, no yanks
Someone commentating an Arsenal match and ordering a Chinese simultaneously: White... Rice...
u hairy nigga
>>221254945But the flag it's blinding him it's such a cutting and unique commentary on contemporary politics don't you see
>>221254986
homoyank on the prowl for prime pink British buss
looking at flats in Camden Town for my exchange program this Fall ladswhat's it like there
>>221254951covid stimulus and eat out to help out made it affordable again
pooscromiting
>>221254986KEK
>>221254934loan is a strong word.
>>221255051I'm still not entirely sure what it isIt's always on pizza menus but I just refuse to engage
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM
>>221254986nice stolen tweet you mong
>>221254975Ah well then :(
>>221255113based
might scran another burg tonight x
>>221255044Sincerely and unironically don't live in Camden it's a fucking dump especially in the past few yearsWhat uni are you going to we can recommend a decent area
>>221255143>>221255143>>221255143
>>221255148>>221255148
