LOVELY FUCKING THIGH GAP edish
>>221255143sex
B.Oo.BS
This is the thread.
>>221255143Ive just been reminded once again how I wasn't furloughed and had to work while 99% of the country were on three month dossFucks sakeAnyway three dollars a pound
might scran a catbergtimes are hard you know
Sir Cans Mong
ExchangeStudentYank, get yourself checked into student accom in South Kensington
groundhog day.. movie you couldn't make nowadays for no discernable reason just wouldn't happne
you're all AIs aren't you
>>221255209yehx
>>221255209I'm from the Sainsburys.
>>221255194Brother lived in South kenners for his first year was bloody lush visited a couple of times
>>221255145>>221255145i'll be enrolled at Loughborough University London
Your dating prospects as an average man in the US with a British accent are astronomical. Makes a yank wonder what HIS prospects are as a California white boi accent-holder.
>>221255143>this was considered fat by angloid standards
>>221255209yeah awesome and interesting
>>221255185>three month dosswas like nine months for me
>>221255238>Loughborough University Londonyou know this is the subsidary they use to milk jeets for money right?
can someone help me fix my 4chanx it started hiding the file info for webms and also the button that closes the webm so you have to reload the page to close it
>>221255243You have to finbar maxx if you're going to get with English Rose
>>221255269you can drag a webm left to close itx
>>221255269Can't be fagged so:Try these fixes in order—they should resolve the missing file info and WebM close button.1. Quick Settings Check (Most Common Fix)On any 4chan page, click the [Settings] link (top right, near the top bar).Go to the Images or WebM section (exact tab names vary slightly by version).Look for these options and toggle them:Show Controls (or "WebM Controls") Turn off if it's on. Many users report that enabling controls makes the video pause on click instead of closing, and can mess with the close behavior.Expand All WebM or similar Toggle it off/on and test.File Info Formatting Make sure it's enabled. If you customized the format string, reset it to default (something like %l (%p%s, %r)).Click Save Settings at the bottom. Hard refresh the page (Ctrl + Shift + R or F5 while holding Shift).This restores the original close-on-click behavior for expanded WebMs and brings back file info.2. Reset 4chanX SettingsIf the above doesn't help:In Settings, scroll to the bottom or find Reset / Export options.Export your settings first (backup), then reset to defaults.Reload 4chan.3. Update or Reinstall 4chanXGo to https://www.4chan-x.net/ and grab the latest stable or beta userscript/extension.If using Tampermonkey/Violentmonkey: Disable Re-enable the script, or reinstall.For Chrome extension: Update via chrome://extensions.4. Other Common CausesConflicts: Disable other 4chan-related scripts/extensions (e.g., custom CSS, image hover tools, or sound players) temporarily.Browser zoom/adblock: Reset zoom to 100% and check if an adblocker is hiding elements (some block the "Save Settings" button too).Firefox-specific: Some older issues with click-to-close were Firefox-only; updating the browser or 4chanX usually fixes it.Test on a fresh thread after each change. If it still breaks, reply with:Your browser + version4chanX version (check in Settings)Whether you use the extension or userscript
>>221255277wtfdidnt know this
>>221255269i know exactly the fix for your problem
new basketball PR. 2 shots from the 3 point line made in a row. i might go pro honestly
>>221255249Yeah thanks for letting me knowPrick
>>221255262i mean i'm going for free on scholarship so idrc
>>221255277wtf you can
>>221255238Baffling that they even have a London campus but better areas than Camden would be Hackney Wick/hackney Central if you like hipster gentrified areas, Islington/Angel if you want to be around fit young professionals Those are both on the overground so you could get to uni in Stratford easily though tbf Stratford is connected to everywhere even somewhere like bermondsey is commutable on the central lineDoesn't your uni have halls?
>>221255290HOWLING
>>221255291kill yourself
think i've got the hanty v x
>>221255329loads of unis from all over the country have London campuses for international masters students with minimal course load, basically a way to let them live in London with an automatic visa
business idea: 4-4-2 with a big man and little man up top
>>221255269https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/108745775
>>221255233duke's place in marlowduke's place in marlow
>>221255334Here you go xWhat the fuck did ye just say about me drinkin', ya little bollocks? I'll have ye know I finished top of the session in every pub from Dublin to the Aran Islands, and I've been involved in numerous all-night lock-ins down the local, with over 300 confirmed cans sunk before last orders. I’m trained in bare-knuckle scrappin' after a skinful and I’m the hardest cunt with a pint in me hand in the whole of Ireland. Ye are nothin’ to me but another dry shite who needs a lesson. I will drown ye in porter the likes of which hasn’t been seen since the Famine, mark me fuckin’ words.Ye think ye can slag me off over the internet, ya wee prick? Think again, ya dry-headed eejit. As we speak I’m ringin’ me network of lads from every shebeen in Ireland and yer IP is gettin’ traced so ye’d best prepare for the storm, ya miserable fuck. The storm that’ll leave ye facin’ the worst session of yer life. Ye’re fuckin’ dead, boyo. I can be anywhere, any time, and I can wreck ye in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just usin’ me empty cans and a hurley.Not only am I extensively trained in drinkin’ till I see two of everythin’, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every off-licence in County Galway and I will use it to its full extent to fill yer miserable gob with whiskey till ye choke on it, ya little shite. If only ye could’ve known what unholy retribution yer little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon ye, maybe ye would’ve kept yer gob shut. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’re payin’ the price, ya goddamn dry cunt. I will piss pure Guinness all over ye and ye will drown in it. Ye’re fuckin’ dead, ya spa. Sláinte, motherfucker.
>>221255290gout gout the origins
>>221255364thankyou <3i should have checked /g/ first really
>>221255359International students seem to either come here to fleece the visa or just to have a bit of freedom for a year or two away from their parentsSeems like only about 10% actually care about studiesOnly third world internationals mind
SAKA
>>221255238Stay in Dalston
>>221255409I really am fascinated with this ladLike, he's clearly not trying to look like a woman. He's clearly a lad.Does the lad not get that?
>>221255409that man is a bent nonce
>>221255408thanks for reposting my meme x
half time wank on the cards
>>221255409right i'm hard
washing my laundry in a canadian river
>>221255442this nigga plottin lol
>>221255390I'M HAVING A HEARTY LAUGH SO I AM
Saka’s got his pink boots on. He keeps falling over with his arse up presenting itself. These bucks are peculiar…
>>221255459call that a superior cleani know it's a lake, fuck off.
>>221255390What's spa?
washing my laundry in canada water
>>221255322That's fair enough but just bear in mind 80% of your fellow students will be fresh of the boat thirdies
miss the olympics
israel should be allowed to murder tens of thousands of arabs because nearly 100 years ago germany killed millions of jews. it's only fair
>>221255442the succubus loves to the embarrass the sensitive young man
>>221255493it was kino
mad how much bigger it looks after you shave
Post quality declining rapidly
Cansladdiñho, what is spa?>>221255536Your chin?
Might go to bed now, lads>>221255486Means eejit or 'retarded cunt' for the non-lads>>221255491Like can he not get fake tits or fucking jelly or some shit in his fucking man bra
Mad how much bigger it looks after you drop from 300 pounds to 200.
>>221255493for me it was manila esposito
>>221255409>>221255491mad how this guy started making porn the second he came out of the closet. what's up with that? it's not like he desperately needs money, he's a fucking streamer. bizarre
might walk from Bromley to Bank just because I can
>>221255557How do you even get up to 300? I start feeling fat and uncomfortable at 200 and start cutting
off to beddy bo bo's me. early start tomorrow x
hi
>>221255602wasn't really sudden he was publicly groomed by a rich doctor via stream donations for years
>>221255633
>>221255624night matex
bought shoes
>>221255561I'd approach her if she was in the manga section
>>221255624look at that cute cat haha
>>221255602some lads really just want to get fucked mate x
my gorgeous future wife is portugeuse and I'm not sure how I feel about that they're basically brown
what is the :3 face supposed to be? no one has a mouth like that
just had my tits hypnotically expanded by Zack Polanski lads
the proverbial Scrandemic*picture of a fat girl with glasses*
>>221255409mad how much stella mogs her
>>221255671Here's some rims for your car too mate
Time for the EARLY sleep, ladsLet's hope I don't wake up in three fucking hours like normal thinking of killing myself x
>her
>>221255758yes herhttps://www.tiktok.com/@stellaxfrancis/video/7636023141428514079
you wish your nipples were as pink as mine
>>221255740mad how trans women are superior to bio 'women'
>>221255771sorry mate that's a bloke with a hairy cock, bollocks and arsehole
>>221255711:3
>>221255715Uh you know it's not even a properly licensed tit expander don't you?
>>221255740is this one a bloke as well?
Tranny hours already is it?
love feeling cozy in the incel flat as it starts to get dark
trannymongs love their men dressed up as lasses so they do
>>221255711
DOSHGRAB IT WHILE IT'S HOT
how eazy is it to make customisable porn on grok in 2026?
>>221255835don't know@grok how eazy is it to make customisable porn on grok in 2026?
>>221255792>>221255792
>>221255711it's supposed to be a lion believe it or not
>>221255788her cock is shaved and she has a peng arse, she posts vids every day on reddit and redgifs
rorke sees a gorgeous transwoman and calls her a bloke
>>221255852you should be fired out of a cannon
>her>she
>>221255891terrible chocolate that
>>221255792
>>221255850
frog women > tranny womensimple as
forgot to take happy pills for 2 days head feels weird when i stand up or turn my head
Why are there so many yanks in London these days? I'll take them any day over the pakis and wogs but seems like their numbers have exploded
>>221255921phwoaaaaaaaarrrrr
been rewatching 30 rock on the 'flix lads. the show as aged like fine wine
low level withdrawalyou'll be fine
They're calling it the worst gimmick of all time
>>221255852every day?
>>221255934lots have moved out to get away from drumf unironically. there are loads in edinburgh too. they're really nice irl and it feels like im in a film when i hear them about.,
>>221255963Find yank voices grating irl
rorke yeahyou think that a peng trans woman is as close to a woman as an ugly bloke yeahbut you don't think a nigerian immigrant is as british as you, do youget a clue you wankpuffin
watching videos on narrowboatswould be relaxing to cruise rivers on one then pull into a marina at night and turn the bedroom into a cozy goon cave
>>221255450No bother champ
>Find yank voices grating irl
What are fashionable shoes to wear in 2026? Trainers or otherwise.
political party idea: green reformtax billionaires but no more immigration and deport illegals
once encountered a bartender originally from Manchesterasked him why he moved to the States and he said he used to be in the Royal Marines and met his future yank wife while stationed in Germanycrazy how people connect in all sorts of different places
>What are fashionable shoes to wear in 2026? Trainers or otherwise.
>>221256050we're all one big family after all x
starting to think the Britain depicted in Children of Men wasn't the result of some disaster or war from without, rather the country just sort of became like that over time
*waaaaaaaaahey*
pluto show erotic movies from 9.30pmmakes me nostalgic for massive wanks when channel 5 would show them on friday nights as an emerging teenge coom hound
>>221256050these are the types of people actually living lifewhat I do can't be called living in comparison to these people
>political party idea: green reform>tax billionaires but no more immigration and deport illegals
get a grip
i have got to get a gf and stop living in this groundhog day nightmare
>>221256114uguuuuuuuuuuu
>>221256129ktim
>>221256119not sure who that it is nor what you're implying
>uguuuuuuuuuuu
installing SoS female mod for skyrim
in bed
toby... is this you....?>>>/g/108758385
>>221256175farting?
>>221256184got all my farting done on my run earlierall farted out now
>>221256175bum out?
takes herculean strength to refrain from farting whilst doing squats and deadlifts
>>221255963Some are nice but as many have that retarded tiktok personality very annoying having to listen to them on the tube
>>221256219bum is encased in my pyjamas currently
>>221256178Mousey would rope if he didn't get a match with a "sexo" horse
whats up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BceH5fFiA3A
some people just want to see the world burn.
Irish-American excellence
sick of my stupid chud life
>homer bimpson
>>221256311cheer up mate:)
>>221256311mental how you could change that by self-improvement, going to meetupsz taking up new hobbies but you will never do any of that and still complain
>>221256347i dont get it
>>221256311well stop being a chud then, no one likes chuds
women five seconds after I learn to turn invisible
>or rorke i heard you did a racism!
>>221256351>meetupszthat shit dont work on my cos im AUTISTIC so shove it up your arse
>>221256370
salford... home...
homie i'm retarded don't come in my house today
Kill STEM majors.
>>221256389you've literally never been to a single one though
>>221256370lel>>221256394is she considered a dwarf, medically speaking?
do your boobs hang low?do they wobble to and fro?can you tie them in a knot?can you tie them in a bow?
>>221256370You're already invisible to women, Rorke
the world if I had a KILL WOMEN remote control:>>221256433
>being brown, thats your culture?
>>221256434weird post box
https://www.reddit.com/r/UniUK/comments/1t3xvrd/i_have_to_write_10000_words_in_two_days/love reading about mongs getting themselves in this position
>>221256450was this ai slop image really necessary?
>>221256434looks nice. bit of grass, some trees and local shops. perfect place to live
>oi rorke, take THIS!
50 word essay due tomorrow
>>221256351>self-improvementdoesn't work for chudcel types. unironically *adopts performatively gay voice* they need to decenter the self
please visit northern ireland, we have this wonderful nature
i have a proposition for the communists
>>221256476ended up doing 10,000 words in about 4-5 days and that was not pleasant considering i wanted it to be actually good10,000 words in 2 days will be incoherent
>>221256504He pays slavic studs to punch his fanny with dong meat
Can you eat raw fish from the store
>>221256518went there on a school tripwatched a lad finger a slag at the back of the bus on the way home and wanked to that many times
>>221256504mental that Angela Rayner is the most masculine potential Labour PM at this point
>>221256518looks like a causeway for giants
>>221256351>MeetupsIndians ruined these
Any ADHD (Primarily inattentive) man in?
>>221256504He couldn't believe it
i prefer commies to liberals
>>221256524LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>221256555strange little incel freak arent you
>>221256536Ok, meet me under the bridge behind Tesco at 01:00. Be alone.
>>221256574I have A PhD
>>221256555noooooooooooonce
hello everyone, this is YOUR daily dose of /brit/
>>221256555Trips of depravity. Could noone else see them?
thoughts on the eastern roman empire?
sup weirdie
>>221256555bizarre
Edgar Davids
I am full English R1b.
>>221256630>YOUR daily doseThis guys face doesnt match his voice at all
>>221256555for a good 2 hours?
>>221256636the "biomass" according to rorke and his minions
All the zoids are in chat
>>221256518got something similar in the back garden
Pavel Nedved
https://youtu.be/sztVEgr3wxAbeen listening to this a lot recently and dancing in my room to it
>>221256656just googled, he looks like rivers cuomo
>>221256574ive got autism, aspergers, bipolar type ii, spd, spzd, wi tu low, ho lee fuk, sum ting wrong
Michael Laudrup
>>221255934>>221255963>Putting us in the same sentence as wogs I thought we were bros what the fuck?? I certainly would not put a White Britton who lived here into the "immigrant" category.
>>221256692Mmm kind of but with higher T, what's their best album, I never got into them.
Clarence Seedorf
>>221256636it was neither eastern, roman, or an empirediscuss
>>221256708a petty trick of a post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSioymr-9X4
Self harm time
kinda want to put up some fairy lights in my incel flat or bedroom but reckon that is bent
>>221256754it's a bit bent
>>221256709i luv amerifriens, please come to england fuck our women
>>221256646>>221256674>>221256702>>221256727I can't think of any more. Sorry lads.
tried watching that project hail mary but got bored and turned it off
>>221256754be a man and get a lava lamp
>>221256739
I posted the same reaction image in a thread on /sp/ just after someone else posted it and I'm so embarrassed that I closed the tab and won't go back until the thread dies
>>221256754this would give any girl you bring back the ick
>>221256796*follows that choon*
missing the snooker lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0UHV88k71gwhat went so right?
the raped
never watch gay porn
ok mami!
>>221256754a balanced-arm lamp beckons for you my son
>>221256822Silly twat let the Chinaman win
>>221256832the ape doing the lttle break dance is so kino
>>221256839alright, i won't!*turns to the camera and gives the audience at home a sly wink*
Emma Watson sexy pooey intercourse.
>>221256844
>>221255934I'm bitter because multiple people gave that anon advice and didn't even get a thank you
>>221256832chimpan-a to chimpan-z is absolute genius
>>221256879need her to hug me to sleep with her big strong arms
Silent Hill 4 is creeping me the fuck OUT
chimpanzed
>>221256880Meant to reply to >>221256709
i got a wand and a rabbit!
I don't understand how these faggots not get annoyed by their own fucking dogs barking all day right outside their houses, literall biomass cattle with no awareness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHR8fPk2KP4>>221256879
>>221256920try crossing your eyes so the left and right images overlapmind = blown!
>>221256754it's a bit bent but in a 'he has a feminine side' way that intrigues the ladies
the giga pint gf
>>221256922mental how mentally ill you are you've made up your own fictional language based on your interracial cuckold fetish
>>221256946fuck I just ordered something...
I have a dog that never barks if you rile him up he will let out a bit of a howl but otherwise never barks
>>221256946kek
>>221256946must consoom
>>221256922have you got that new ai pic of the man sat on his sofa watching football with the london skyline in the back and a pic of the gherkin on the wall
>dung inna dem m&s trouser
>>221256966ktwd (kek this was dogberg) he was scared of his own bark infact
>>221256850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx6BLY2PoKo
>>221256922Sup fodie
the ADHD urge to sexually assault EW and dump his corpse in the Wye
>>221256985
>>221256922Vocaroo this for us lad
just dropped a massive fart and next door's dog barking its fucking head off. bloke's going mad shouting at it.
>>221256946
we're all going to make it
>>221256992>wasOH NO
>>221257023why do gay blokes always have fat gfs
>>221257029Yeah he lived to a good age thoughbeit
>>221257011oh wait i found it haha>>221229389https://i.4cdn.org/int/1777921576047564.png
Homie I'm retarded don't come in my house today
dogs should be illegal
>>221257023doubt itboth the girls i like this year after months of effort turned me down and started datying other people soon after(who they didnt even know before they met me, they were so put off by me hittin gon them they went and got partners)
right well that's severe mental illness made manifest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZONvaQGGDw
What is going on in american churches!?
>>221257069salamu alaykum
>>221257069inshallah
>>221257069
all the atletico fans in the crowd are beautiful and the arsenal fans are all bald old fat redditors
*mogs*
In sydney they made it law so you can have a pet in ANY rental. Mental health and that
>>221257069are rasheed
>>221257095Scrym
just dont need all this information at all times
pookayo and the gang will get heemed in the final whoever they play
>>221257105nearly wanked my knob so hard it fell off the first time i saw this
>>221257095
>>221257125going to be brutal, hopefully EBHK scores a few
>>221256754I have these it's very convenient they produce just enough light for your eyes to feel comfortable at night
>>221257103revolting
Will you enter the hole?
Sir Harry Kane you're our only hope
>>221257183yours, yh x
*sings a song about doing a poo*
>>221257183yeah
might convert to christianity
>>221257175did they?
*fucks*
going to read the odyssey so i know whats going on in the film when it releases later in the year
>>221257199you got a mouse in your pocket?
how do you donate clothes to a charity shop
>>221257243OH YEAH FUCK ME
>>221257217get in
>>221257272put clothes in bagdrop bag off go get some mcdonalds
Ziedbelg makes me so angry
Eye spy something in my little eye that starts with the letter F
in bed, bum out, asmr onx
>>221257217finally
>>221257249it's all some "Agememnon son of Blabbawemmon in the name of Ophelia daughter of the powers of Olympus I say nay to this so not to intrude by Zeus' command"
>>221257297Cuckolds are closeted gay men that go insane denying it to themselves.
>>221257301
>>221257095Isn’t the Archbishop of Canterbury a lesbian? Pretty sure this image was taken in the UK.
>>221257272>walk up to the counter>"I've got a drop off">drop them off>leave
im ghostin'
>>221257308sounds kino
>>221257347>>221257347>>221257347
