jerkin' the gherkin edition
>>221260540how much are you looking to lose?
alri
>>221260550it is a cool building you gotta admit
*enters brit roaring like a lion*
>>221260576i don't know. i'm more taking it because i have liver disease even though i'm not really that fat or a heavy drinker
my town is so poor and irrelevant that none of the major shops here even stock charlie binghams pies
pawasite
Diaper predator
>>221260658hmm, was that recommended buy your doctor, never heard of that, is your diet clean?
>>221260685yeah i'm only taking it on my doctor's recommendation. i normally have a pretty good diet but it's gotten worse as my health has
watching run fat boy run, mad we used to have a film industry
>>221260672can't you just go to the pub and get a real pie instead of some frozen shit
Snatch a motherfuckers birthday
>>221260717that film was directed by ross from frends
>>221260732finna putcho ass on a tshirt nigga
>>221260723howling
I’m not even getting ragebaited by the fella who called me a footiemong in the last thread.
feel fucking miserable !!!!!!!1!!!!
>>221260672What about Mr. Brains faggots?
>>221260715I see, from what I know sugar and carbs contribute to fatty liver, maybe a keto diet will help. Hope that stuff works and you get better.
I was on a plane with my cousin from England and she was like "I can't wait to get off this flight so I can have a fag."I was like, heh ok.Didn't realize what she meant until like a week later.
need a latina gf
Watching charlie bingham pie reviews on yt https://youtu.be/RvMQrFPphDE>>221260726I could, but I want to experience what rTim enjoys for his din dins at least once in my life. Also the pies are fresh and not frozen, they're luxury.https://www.dotwnews.com/michelin-starred/chef-creates-world-s-most-expensive-ready-meal
>>221260794nothing better than a fag after a long flight
>>221260801
>>221260814holy moly
>>221260770They're quite good actually though I only had the lidl ones growing up
>>221260811you need professional psychiatric attention
take me to americaplease
at what age did you realise you weren't special, unique or as intelligent as you thought you were?when did you realise you were just another number and your life was going to amount to nothing
>>221260550what position does liam rosenior hold in gherkin enterprises
>>221260814get the self hating ethnics posted
>>221260672you look like that
fuck my chunguscel life
dtfic is my best friend
turns out a giraffe is a weiner mogger
>>221260830
>>221260814>Serena Morales Collinstimmied
feel sorry for dogs when people buy them and just feed them the cheapeast pound store dog foodmust be like eating iceland ready meals for every meal
>>221260862need a freudian analysis of this woman stat
>>221260912sad that we'll never get to see any of these mental prehistoric animals
I deserve to live in a trailer in bumfuck Arkansas
another day in my dogshit miserable life
how does rorke feel about the dinos having feathers now
init mad the biggest animal ever is alive right now
Tried Regal Crown sour cherry and Fruit Pastilles today, good quality candy
>>221260941woke nonsense
>>221260913>pipthats pretty cool
>>221260936why arkansas
>>221260841You will NEVER be an amerigod
I don’t trust like that
green tea is helping with my sore throat
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34028377/>The investigation of foot structure within children who have attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder: a case-controlled studycutting edge scientific break through this changes everything
Need a new kdrama to watch
>>221260927true, as far as warmblooded mammals go, african elephants, rhinos, and giraffes are pretty impressive as it isbut some dinosaurs were on a whole other level size wise
>>221260992Why are you obsessed with children’s feet?
wanking to anime girls in the Spoons toilet
>>221260979you cannot suffer in america
>>221260992 go to bed
Cold at night again…
>>221260997Hotel Del Luna
There are people that sit there watching telly with the big light on
>>221260990put a little bit of lemon juice from a fresh squeezed lemon and some manuka honey with a crushed up paracetamol its like an mega lemsip, which actually works
>>221260919In America we have bedwenches and they're very nice if you're a whiteboy
>>221260967
>>221261044do shaniquas not have a personality beyond sex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L14UKBjC5Is>The lyrics appear to be primarily descended from an Irish folk song of the late 18th century called "The Unfortunate Rake",[6] which also evolved (with a time signature change and completely different melody) into the New Orleans standard "St. James Infirmary Blues". The Irish ballad shares a melody with the British sea-song "Spanish Ladies". The Bodleian Library, Oxford, has copies of a 19th-century broadside entitled "The Unfortunate Lad", which is a version of the British ballad.[7] Some elements of this song closely presage those in the "Streets of Laredo" and in the "St. James Infirmary Blues".love these old folk songs that traveled the sea and changed with the landscape
rorke leaving the lights on and being told it's like the blackpool illuminations in here by mumberg
>>221261011Well one day we die then we dont get to live in Heavenmerica anymore + it's gettin slightly less epic n awesome
my waitfu did amazing on snl ukhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RfwUPDIOHs
imagine being a dog and seeing a blue whale
>>221261045now that is grim why are you doing this to yourself
we're being led by retardsdeary me
Need Emma Watson to do a sexy fart in my face.
they should really consider stocking gunpla and warhammer figurines in those old model shops, attract the younger folk
reckon theres a market for flat footed feet pics?corr
>>221260955get her some ozempic for mother's day
>>221261071cute teef
>>221261087trying desperately not to notice something in an american way
>>221261081just screwing around its not that serious
>>221261101phew you had me worried for a second x
>>221261095i love my waifu
just wanked to Elisa liu's gala pics
>>221261107flosses with rope
>>221261112
>>221261123out of order that mate
>>221261069unreal kino
>>221261107brown eyed FREAK
Nobody talks about how good mania feels after depressive episodes
>>221261124>lena dunam plays with her younger sister (colourised)
>>221261145right well that's some sort of mexican transvestite
>>221261132give us your best ratata impression love
>>221261092i got feet like that
The cracks are starting to show folks
>>221261157eww
>>221261087https://xcancel.com/Biggerhog174218/status/2051713771148550297Haha>>221261104Got you haha
>>221261145
>>221260841been to New York, it’s amazing. The centre of the world
>>221261170take it back
>>221261175Looking rough here
>>221261141have you been following kanye west or Britney spears manic episodes in the last couple of years?sad
>>221261175ugly bitch
>>221261195love how weird she looks in this photo
>>221261141good post
ANIME PRIME MINISTER
I love my country USA i wear jeans and leather boots
hacking kier starmer's twitter account and tweeting the n word
>>221261207whoa...
>>221261174>snusbasewhat a name
>>221261182*runs away*good luck catching me with your retarded feet
kier starmer? more like jew harmer
how easy is it to find an american to marry
>>221261162Got the arse out?
>>221261195aint no way that skinny bitch eating that cake
>>221261234be an underage southeast asian girl
>>221261234American dames hate pale limpwristed effete oldworld dweebs
>>221261242check
>>221261234do you mind fat women?
In love with a girl I'll try to get with her and if it doesn't work out I'll just kmsNot really because of the girl per se but that's really just where I'm at right about now
Need an adobe house so bad
>>221261227*takes speed**starts scream running*
>>221261245not limpwristed or effete but will admit i'm a pale oldworld dweeb
kier starmermore likejew dahmer
>>221261257with a big booty latina and sit outside drinking cervezas then rumping her plump arse
>>221261234My English friend came here on vacation and met his wife, and her family is loaded.Now he's living the life, she's pretty and not fat either.
>>221261256never kill yourself
>>221261279I want to though
>>221261271killshot. he'll never recover from this
>>221261256how old are you?
>>221261257adobe is a good material outperforms normal houses BY FAR
>>22126128525
>>221261276#Yup
>>221261257>looks photoshopped
Rorke put a team together. Woke dies tonight.
>>221261291you won't care in 10 years
>>221261281why
Mad im not banned despite posting my full scrotum on here sunday
>>221261277fuaarkkone day this will be me
>>221261308Arsed my life up
>>221261303these guys are so cringe
>>221261309moderation has been extremely lax lately wouldnt be surprised if they werent here half the time
Need to live my myth in santa fe
>>221261318youre only 25 you can unarse it
>>221261339Nah
The Indians have taken over TexasThe Muslims have taken over New YorkAmerica has fallen folks
do you agree?
how is leftypol boycotting and reviewbombing things that have ai in them different from rorke doing the same with thing that have black people. what an unfair world
>>221261234American women aren’t really into brits anymoreYour ship kind of sailed
might move to boca raton florida and get myself an american wife with a rich fatherall you have to do as a british man is say "alright guvna" in a funny accent and you immediately mog every american in existence
>>221261352You can until your 26 then its over and youre too old for change
>>221261352ok you twisted my arm you can kill yourself but only if you really want to
>>221261366i don't have a faggy accent like what you imaginei'm just normal
>>221261354She’s right and also she has the phenotype I like but tbqh women that hate or at least are openly critical of other women despite being correct are usually absolutely insane
>>221261379ta
This am I who did it (nominative construction, the copula refers to the subject)It is him from whom I got it (ablative construction)
>>221261386idk then you have probably as much of a chance as any other man heremaybe some exoticness but tbqh ive never lived in a place where brits are rare. I’ve always known some or run into some when im out and aboutTry some shithole in the midwest
>>221261405dracula's police officer cousincopula
>>221261354not even close to true never seen this bitch make a good point its no surprise since shes paid off by thiel and those other creeps
>>221261405
>>221261354blow up women with tnt thats what i say blow them to smithereens
>>221261425you're just utterly wrong though
>>221261438this post touched my soul
Just watched 20 mins of longlegs clips and read the synopsis on wikipedia so i dont have to waste 2 hours watching it
this post touched my dih
how big is your penisdoing a survey
>>2212614832 miles
>>221261483fifteen olympic swimming pools
>>2212614839" it's my greatest attribute and I'm not cut either
>>221261425are you a woman? or a female brained freak? because you forgot to present an argument as to why she is wrongwomen absolutely 100% use empathy as a moral cudgel webm unrelated
>>221261486>>221261496be serious please
>>221261483as the crow flies?
>>221261483the exact size and shape of a monster can
>>221261483the exact size and shape of that cadadians arse
>>221261483Roughly 7.5 incher
start screaming and wake everyone updo it now
just nutted to kay parker
I see through the bricks to the seaFACKIN STRAYAYou wouldn't believe where I'm fromFACKIN STRAYA
>>221261517not going to do that even though it would be funny
>>221261499first of all she didnt present an argument either and the context wasnt even included so i assumed it was about the generally declining quality of online discourse which is the fault of social media companies pushing ragebait nonstop while also getting thirdworlders online at exponential rates to be perfectly honest i dont really care about formulating an argument against a blurry xitter screencap that isnt even complete by someone who doesnt even post here
Need a gf
In a world of squitwards, dare to be the sponge
>>221261549ill be your gfill even give ya a handy
>>221261499This young whippersnapper just said moral cudgel
>>221261549Kek, this is me.
Might start drinking whiskey and bourbon like a real american
fattyfatty boomboom at toil has discovered ai and his new slop pfp on whatsapp still has a double chin
hm
that was uncalled for
>>221261574was just about to say I've finally ready for my first wank of the day and I'll take this as a sign to skedaddle and get it done
>>221261574UM
>>221261592opinions on microtonality and Kenny?
just got recommended this videohttps://youtu.be/_R24pFX4_MAlisten to the background music in it
Hang that “Brazilian”
>>221261547not even close to truenever seen you make a good point
>>221261632Its 190
Only drive american cars.Only eat american cuisine.Only drink american booze.Smoke tobacco.Wear the blue jeans.Toss the pigskin with Jimmy. This is our mantra, this is our motto.
>>221261642epic
>>221261660WHO'S GONNA PICK YA UPPP WHEEEN YOUUU FAAALL
>>221261660>>>/cum/
>>221261660> posts in /brit/Thick cunt
Only drive british cars.Only eat british cuisine.Only drink british booze.Smoke fags.Wear the tracksuit.Kick the ball with Deano.This is our mantra, this is our motto
>>221261675>>221261685Rattled
Only ride canadian cars.Only eat canadian cuisine.Only drink canadian booze.Smoke darts.Wear the flannel.Shoot the puck with Gord.This is our mantra, this is our motto
>>221261623psychosis inducingthis must be what autists mean when they say they're overstimulated
FOY
>>221261701>>221261690Good lads
Honestly mental how badly I've fucked everything up
any neurodivergent girlies in
>>221261760You’re 19 everything is fine.Just get your arse in gear.
will write a drunken email to the australian prime minister threatening to kill myself if they don't export VB to US
PRACTICE MAKED PERFECTS PLACE BE HERE OTHER THAN NOT NONE FOR TIME BEING !!! ah yes that good gosh darn go heck learn !!!!!!!
Mad how fit they are
… woken up by loud voices so wearing my excellent glasses watching live NBA playoffs on sky sports main event on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221261799no, it is refusing to engage in Jewish BS that makes prefects!
>>221261830close the curtains tim!
>>221261812why do you post this, this is not interesting
Why are his glasses so excellent?
>>221261830is the b-ball game good?
>>221261812Tastefully stacked piss jug arrangement
my eyes hurt
>>221261866did you exclaim corr blimey today?
>>221261866stop looking into the mirror haha
>>221261878yeah i do most days
>>221261847what a waste of good foid genetics by giving it a cock
>noooo you cant just deport meeeeeeeeeeee-ACK
Might move to Kansas>>221261847This ones crazy fit
doing a watchhttps://youtu.be/9Co_dAl63g4
>>221261928
arielle is the only tranny i would shag
>>221261949progressively more heavyset from left to right the evolution of the american rose
might move to townsville, north carolina
>move to townsville, north carolina>get shot
>>221261936your annoying stupid gf simulator
>>221261979mine?
>>221261971Got family right up the road in Henderson
you don't hear much about nebraska
>>221261949it sure would be an awful shame if a legion of horribles wearing bridal gowns their tongues lolling wildly and one with the helmet of a man whose very bones had long turned to dust in another country were to intervene!
praying the rosary with my friends :)
to be honest i do enjoy watching man kick ball
just found out my mums ai
>>221262029Couple anons from there. Lincoln seems really really nice >>221262043Good lad
morning friends I am up for my 4AM toilshift but loaded with the cold, didn't get much sleep last night. I've taken 4 paracetamol and squirted some nasal spray up the singularly blocked nostril so that should see me through my shift then I am off tomorrow
>>2212620654 am toil is evil
All tucked up in bed me Can I have a bedtime story?
>>221262106what would you like to hear x
>>221262087it is what it is. It's nice when I'm finished and get to drive home just as the regular wageoids are all heading off to their work
made some good ass spegetti now im eating it
>>221262065
>>221262156can someone just give me the insta already omggg
Who are we all voting for on Thursday then?
>>221262154can i have a bite
>>221262169might just not bother, can't be arsed
>>221262176you can suck the dangling bit of speghetti out of my mouth and our lips will meet in the middle
>>221262106there once was a freak on /brit/who went by the name of 190and even though he popped all his zitshe still was rather unsightly it took all the king's ladsand all the king's men to get him to never post here again
>>221262169whats happening on thursday
>>221262169Walt Disney
>>221262182gaaaay
two lads touching knobs together
got botulism
>>221262209waoh...
>>221262169reeform
That shower dont count if you do a poo right after
Watching SG1who else hyped for the new Stargate show lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTvU2CgOj0I
posting from my solitary confinement cell
My humors are out of balance
hate wireless headphones
do uk local elections work as a predictor for the natioanl election or not
can i get a chop cheese the ocky way
>>221262253The UK is just a pakistani breeding colony
>>221262270so is your mums uterus that doesnt answer my question
>>221262253yeh but the ge is still 3 years away
>>221262282lowkey cant see reform or greens surviving that long without imploding
on the lowks
>>221262270>t. The man who's country is being colonised by Guatemalans, Somalians, and Indian tech workers
how do you cope lads
>>221262308i don't
>>221262308Poorly
>>221262278done that paki cunt
>>221262308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_YIf you don't like Michael Jackson, then you're a faggot. Simple as.
sex with trashy goth ladies
>Gender Differences: In the UK, data from the National Survey of Sexual Attitudes and Lifestyles (Natsal) indicates that approximately 2.2% of men and 1.1% of women are virgins at age 30.uh lads
>>22126238899% of incels lie about their incel status.The vast majority of self-reported incels admit that they have had sexual encounters and/or girlfriends in the past, and yet still call themselves "incels" because of their ideological anti-woman beliefs.They are liars. Posers.
I've heard you learn magic at 30hoping for Power Word: Kill
>>221262406DELUDED
>>221262406you made that number up
>>221262437sic semper gooneris
>>221262425>>221262430My observations are total fact, informed by 15+ years of living among and observing the people who call themselves "incels".I'm a veteran of 2011/2012 /r9k/ and /adv/. I know much more than you do.
>>221262458doesn't sound like a representative sample of the general population does it?
>>221262437>>221262450I shall smite thee
>>221262308https://vocaroo.com/1iHcHE83Yzx4
>>221262477>>221262477>>221262477
planned to mow the lawn today but yesterday evening I discovered a robin made its nest in the little enclosure where I keep my mower and I'm afraid of disturbing it
>>221262464I know a lot more about these people than you do.
>>221262489not how statistics works is it?
>>221262486awwwww
>>221262496Stop talking.
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>>221262156phwoar wpuld hatefugg diss bitch
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
