>foreigners always ask me dumb questions like "do you have pet kangaroos in Australia?" and if I'm scared of getting bitten by a crocodile>walk into my coworker's house last week to get something she forgot and see a little Joey (baby roo) just chilling in her living room>just today I get a text from my cousin in the family group chat saying his dog was eaten by a saltwater crocodile Now I'm actually starting to worry that a Redback spider is going to bite my arse on the toilet
>>221261154I'm the stereotype, where I look angry, while walking down the street, but if someone talks to me I'm friendly.
>>221261154I'm a stereotype of a different race than my own and I also don't look my race so I feel like 3 different people at once.
>>221261154Have bad teeth
>>221261154I hold schizophrenic and contradictory beliefs and have no interest in changing them or consistency
>>221261272didn't know this was a turkish stereotype. thanks fren. this will help me be a better racist in the future
>>221261154I always play video games on easy mode
>>221261305based
>>221261310Ha. Ha. Ha.I hope that Redback spider gonna bite both of your cheeks.
When I travel I always try the local cuisine, but I also like to see how other countries make their burgers.And if my nationality becomes apparent, I notice the cooks/staff pay curious attention to see if I like it, which they don't seem to do with the other tourists.
>>221261310This was never funny not even like a decade ago when you first decided wasting your formative years on /pol/ instead of possibly having a life was for the best.
>>221261305and yet you and everyone like you still votes republican
>>221261336I understand staring at American tourists who go to foreign countries and order burgers. Fascinating.
>>221261349I vote Vermin
>>221261349I don’t vote can’t be bothered
Somebody pulled into my driveway and knocked on my door in the evening one time. Didn't seem familiar to me so without answering or turning any lights on I got my gun out, got into a prone position on the living room floor, and trained my sights on where their center mass would be if they kicked it in.Anyways after they left I checked outside and it turned out to be Uber eats meant for my neighbor's address.
>>221261362I get it though.Sometimes I want to carry a card printed in the local language(s) saying:>I am in this country for 1-2 weeks. Every meal I ate before, and will eat after, consists of normal food most likely from this region>I am only ordering this hamburger once, in order to sample this country's take on my country's culinary cultureYou may think that's too extreme, but I've found that if you can travel as an American and not fit certain stereotypes like being loud or entitled, you actually get treated really well
>>221261450As if that couldnt be more American he probably noticed you were talking to him from on the floor and assumed you were on fent
>>221261154I live in California and one of my coworkers got bit by a fucking wandering spider last week. It was in a box of car parts from Australia.
>>221261532damn that spider wandered far as fuck
>>221261605Australia continues to fuck over California. They also sent us a bunch of trees full of of flammable oil that exploded during our fires last year and made them worse. They also like to send us their chronic drunk drivers for some reason. I'm an emergency responder and like 1 out of 10 accidents I respond to involve a fucking Ausssie and they're only like >1% of our population.
>>221261154Hung out at a friends (drug dealer) house , whole room was filled with weed, money, and guns spread out over the place and we were getting high blasting rap music, playing COD and drinking Heinekens. Then people just came in and out of house buying weed from the dude. He also had a pitbull as a dog that he'd blow weed smoke at so he would "vibe". Only thing missing was the beeping smoke alarm.
>>221261666I bought drugs from a guy who was this beefy bald dude who'd gotten a massive swastika tattoo across his chest in prison. Anyways halfway through the transaction this tiny SEAsian twink walks in and he says to me "hold on a minute, my roommates home" and then he goes over and gives him a big hug and a passionate kiss on the lips. Freaked me the fuck out.
>>221261154starved
>>221261703Lots of aryan nation dudes go gay in prison and get exiled from the etc gangs. Happens a lot actually. Never met one of them irl but a friend of mine who did time used to tell me stories when we were high about how fucking weird prison is
>>221261703>*walks back*>Hey don’t get the wrong idea I ain’t no faggot!
>>221261154>most stereotypical thingCalifornia - Participated in an orgy with 5 FTMs/non-binary women. I was the only guy. I would do it again. Also drive an EV and hate the homeless.
>>221261893Holy shit its John California
>>221261893If Californians actually hated the homeless there wouldn’t be so many
>>221261982They hate them so much they promise them safe haven in their state then just pocket the government money to buy better cars for themselves while the homeless have to shit in the street or die of fentanyl. The level of hate is on another level
>>221261635That's actually hilarious, Aussies emigrating to California already seems so absurd since Australia is essentially already a big California. Emigrating purely to wreck traffic havoc is peak Boganry>>221261605>>221261532They migrate via Bananas and other exported fruit too iirc.>>221261331different Australian user lel but don't worry I'm not Chinese myself if you were wondering
One time I was flying from China to Vietnam. I saw two other white Americans on the plane, a fat white couple. The fat blonde wife attempted to communicate in chinese to the stewardesses even though it was a Vietnamese airlines and they were Vietnamese
My sister is dating a white man
>>221263289is he at least attractive
>>221261272 >:( >:( >:( >:( :D Hallo! >:( >:( >:(
>>221263706I do this
>>221261154>most stereotypical thing you've ever seenLoud drunk british tourists smoking weed in Amsterdam mumbling 'this is what the Netherlands is all about' asking me where the red light district is
>>221263840grim
>>221261635you're welcome
>>221263911>911 digitsguess what we did?
>>221263923>>221263911I kneel, strayan shitposting is too strong
>>221263586better than that, he's a reckless spender and she's bad with money.A match made in hell
>>221261154I jack off to CP
>>221261154The fact that you think it's a dumb question makes me think you either OBVIOUSLY do keep pet kangaroos or you OBVIOUSLY don't, so which is it?
>>221261154I’m black and pretty apt in athletics
>>221261154>only eat beige slop>drink about 7 cuppas daily>not me but my mum has gotten so drunk in places like ibiza that she had to crawl home
>>221267433I used to think it was the latter myself, but I guess we really do keep them as pets She named his Mikey btw
>>221263923>>221263911>>221262638HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>221261666I have also hung out at a drug dealer's house and gotten high and played COD. Felt kinda bad though, his kid woke up in the middle of the night and he just yelled at him to go back to sleep.
Today i ate two éclair au chocolat and watched gay porn.
>>221274582At least my bud had no kids i guess
