first!

rubbing dog shit in my eyes

send the trannies to rwanda

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Finbar dead

i'll turn you into a fucking woman

Nigger poo

Hallelujah

War is over!

>>221268726
what a joyous toad

i'll turn you into fucking nigger poo

Get the self-harm rituals posted before the voices tell you they’re going to do bad things

The Rape of the Rorke

and what of the poor Sugondese people?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUwAMBGjlIc/
so this is rorke?

leviticus 19:33-34
When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.
makes you think doesnt it

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VINDICATED
CHADPREET

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my turn on the 'puter

>>221268764
>New International Version
The original wording is "sojourns"

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>/R9K/
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Seasidemark’. 3619 results found.

>/Int/
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Seasidemark’. 4555 results found.

Also
>/Int/
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Timothy Byrne’. 1532 results found.

So not only is seasideMARK mentioned more on /Int/, he's also mentioned about 3 times more than Tim is LMAO. Timmongs won't recover from this

Now FUCK OFF piehead

>>221268787
he doesnt know what that word means

eating a bacon sandwich while i watch videos of piglets

rape missile closing in on rorke's arse

>>221268792
your analysis is shoddy as most people refer to the man as 'tim' which is not shown in your results

>>221268787
yep. not the same meaning as resides

>>221268792
Why do you capitalize /r9k/ and /int/?

gonna switch jobs
which job should I do
I only have qualifications for one very specific job and I don't want to do that anymore
I am also retarded and incompetent

>>221268781
me on the right

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>>221268792
Its all just you posting about Mark in a short space of time though

Seaside Mark is the loutiest of louts

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>>221268838
finance

>>221268792
Now do "rorke"

>>221268792
Fucking done him, nice one lass x

>>221268787
NRSVUE
33 When an alien resides with you in your land, you shall not oppress the alien. 34 The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the native-born among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God
ill accept your concession now

>>221268838
the springfield power plant

>>221268838
australian prime minister

Seaside Mark is unresconstructed swine

>>221268620
>No you can't do the Christian thing of being kind to your neighbour, that's not allowed!

>>221268838
If I were you I'd choose billionaire aristocrat
That seems like a nice job desu

>>221268867
what's bad about this exactly

Should I turn the EgyptBot off or are people enjoying it?

>>221268825
And most people refer to SeasideMARK as “Mark”, “SSM” or even “Seaside”, piehead.

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>for you were aliens in the land of Egypt
do u need any more proof that aliens did the pyramids?

>>221268895
it's lovely thanks x

>>221268889
nothing, the other poster is trying to distort the meaning by using a nonstandard translation

>>221268898
But you still see mark being referred to in his full name, sacked tranny does it all the time
Nobody calls tim by his full name

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>>221268904
Its just sad. Mark is a transphobe too so I have no idea why she worships him.

bunnings 6 nugget meal

>>221268923
Yes they do you retarded mutant

This is just sad

>>221268916
This is why protestants ruined everything. The gospel is in latin and latin only.

got lost in the bunnings gardening section once as a kid and lived there for 8 days until my parents remembered they left me there

Piehead can't cope lol he's positively fuming

>>221268916
what's the distortion? many translations render it as 'sojourn'

>>221268867
Now do the king James version, the widely accepted standard for English translations not one from 1989

>>221268953
Never seen him more on the ropes than this defending his dogshit /R9k/ gimmick

>>221268942
That verse isn't in the Gospels.

>>221268952
i was also there

oh youre a christian?
have you le let in all the rapists and destroyed your home? god commands it after all

chiko roll up the arse

>>221268930
Mark isn't transphobic, he's actually my friend on WhatsApp. Unlike Tim, who your only meaningful interaction with him was sending him a fucking picture of Poleaboo for some bizarre reason LMAO

*sticks my middle finger up at you behind your back and quickly hides it as you turn around*

>>221268935
Nobody goes oh did you see that new Timothy Byrne image
The only time his full name is posted is when people parody his writing style and posts

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>>221268933
I wish our DIY stores would serve barbecued sausages

>>221268916
>KJV
>none standard translation
Are you actually retarded?

>>221268960
nrsvue was released in 2021 and is considered the most accurate translation
>>221268954
sojourn: temporary stay
very different meaning

>>221268968
where does god command that

>>221268988
Nobody ever asks for the weird autists to repost his Twitter feed here, but they do it anyway.

>>221268965
youre the gnome that raped me

picasso was a shite artist let's be honest

ah yes the protestant bible interpretations go play with your snakes and speak in tongues you utter freaks the only church is the catholic church that simple

>>221268995
It is generally accepted that the KJV is inaccurate

>>221269030
lump of odious biomass

>>221269017
is that what they're calling it now

>>221268995
no serious individual uses the kjv as an authoritative source

rorke be like um technically yhe binble says i can be racist

>>221269039
he still has lived and still lives a better life than you

>>221269025
>My fairy tale is better than your fairy tale

Piehead in damage control mode

Protestantmongs are like that autistic kid at the playground you were forced to share your toys with or else they would throw a tantrum.

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I’ll be there will you?

>>221269061
No he doesn't lol. He sits in bed all day drinking alcohol and watching sports on TV while shitting and pissing himself

>>221269071
right well that's extraterrestrial life isn't it

>>221269072
And yet you thought Leviticus was written in Latin

>>221268998
>and is considered the most accurate translation
Yeah lol by trannies

>>221269062
grow up, god is real and his presence on earth is proven by the institutions in Rome

>>221269101
magic is real and its existence is proven by harry potter theme parks

A religion debate...without Diego? No, this cannot be allowed

boring freaks
talk about poo or something not this bible shit

>>221269113
Genuinely embarrassing post, grow up young man

>>221269099
grow up little boy

>>221269118
Did you hear about the poo cruise?

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>>221269082
You work in lidl and watch pedo jap cartoons and worship a nonce who shits and pisses himself and also smells like fish.
Tim studied in the states in the 80s, worked in defence for 18 years and was an actor on the side.

>>221269071
You got weird dogs in Australia

>>221269117
meds, now

>>221269144
Tim is a convicted paedophile

>>221269155
Bizarre response

>>221269145
that's him

feels like friday in the brit
but it's not haha

>>221269171
Why are you lying about this again?

>>221269173
you have to see someone about this mate, you are ruining your life

really not worth arguing with christcucks in any circumstance at all
the neuroplasticity falloff that comes after a childhood of religious indoctrination kinda just disables a person for life, once that mental concrete sets it's over

>>221269194
What do you mean

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https://youtu.be/Q9M6SEWOcms

>>221269185
Would you enjoy a Friday themed early new?

Spartan-kicking niggers right the fuck off of Mount Olympus into the River Styx

>>221269200
have never seen you actually engage in a proper conversation
you just resort to le epic sky daddy stuff and leave it at that, so dont act smug yeah

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midge fuck

>>221269080
....enjoying fried waffles at American diner in my excellent where's wally glasses....

>>221269205
and this is sacked tranny's hero, is it?

>>221269200
You get baited by it every time lol

>>221269239
scream

>>221269223
this is my first post about religion in probably months lol

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remember it does not bother him at all

every christfreak thinks the multiple australians who rape them to death in debates are the same person

interesting. my willy appears to have gotten stiff.

>>221269252
>>221269262
>>221269264
Lmfao

>>221269236
I respect dwarfs unironically
they see daily the casual cruelty of people who otherwise see themselves as good

>>221269264
normally this is true but mate come on LOL >>221269262

>>221269264
remember diego mindraped you so hard you tried to claim it's impossible to prove a negative lol

>>221269203
this dolly obsession you have, you come across as deranged. i know in your mind you think its funny or trolling, but all jokes aside youve been doing this for the best part of 5 years now and its become an OCD ritual for you. You are mental deteriorating, please see a doctor

>>221269271
based rick

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>>221269262
great series of posts here

>>221267292
carnivora diet

>>221269285
heatherpaedo

Lot of gimmicks I invented being posted
No need to thank me though

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>>221269242
Yep
https://youtu.be/kY05r_Z4dv4

There's a lad in here currently ruining his life

>>221269281
only about half of those are me tbf

EXACTLY 1 month until my driving ban is up

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>>221269285

the japanese were onto something the way they brutally tortured christfreaks to death

>>221269306
sup ghostie
what's the weather like up thereee *points to desuarchive*

>>221269277
you're really no good at parsing anonymous posters are you. wasted your entire life here with nothing to show for it

>>221269318
get this baby shot in the neck pronto

>>221269308
it's you aint it

>>221269315
Then what? You will go back to worshipping a pope that wants your country to be uninhabitable for you and your family?

>>221269331
you have a very disturbed mind

>>221269289
scrteaing

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what gets me is people who believe the religion they were raised to believe and never question that
like out of all the religions doesn't it seem a coincidence that the one they think is real is the one their parents happened to follow
I suppose not if you chalk it up to God's plan or whatnot
I'm just rambling I don't normally engage in this religion debate spam I'm sorry here a picture of an elephant with tits doing a sexy pose

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>>221269348

right well that's an elephant with tits

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need to mow the lawn but robinberg made its nest in the little enclosure where I keep my mower and I'm afraid of disturbing it

>>221269331
saw "japanese" and "brutally tortured ch..." and assumed this was about a certain ethnic group rather than a religos one

actual fucking ricky gervais arguments being given by these redditaussies

>>221269334
>>221269369,1

>>221269315
what did you get banned for

>>221269347
I don’t think you meant to reply to me

>>221269379
shriek

>>221269406
no that reply was for you

>>221269387
just get it over and done with, he'll be back

>>221269337
I didn't implied any of that bizarre dollhouse nonsense with my post
You really are sensitive lmfao

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*enters thread*

outta the way plebs

>>221269394
youve beenn done
reply to submit your concession

I invented that gimmick as well

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Uncs used to piss themselves laughing at this

>>221269423
oh he peacockin

>>221269399
DG10
>>221269416
I’m not religious so what’s the pope to do with it

ever noticed how many fucking old people there are
stop them breeding

rolling rorke up in my giant katamari ball

Cry about it you absolute knobheads, I'm just here for the fucking Bunnings sausages. Stop writing essays on Leviticus and go touch some fucking grass.

>>221269423
rorke's da in town after a couple of shandies

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*turns women off*

>>221269420
nigga your literal entire existence is being a generally mentally unwell dollhouse parasite it's not exactly a big assumption

Yes let's pivot to zoomers vs millennials again
That is always a riot

Just got thrown out of a tall building by an explosion from the inside detonated by ISIS but my friend is about to catch me in his helicopter and then I'm going to throw a nuclear grenade into the city which will blow everything up (it's filled with terrorists)

err yeah im really going to listen to the arguments from the autistic spastic aussie that spams on here 12 hours a day to himself

>>221269423
how's that story about the chicken that survived a beheading and the farmer fed it corn with a syringe down what remained of its oesophagus
sounds like a load of shit in hindsight but I don't want to live in a world where Sir Ripley Believiternut can't be trusted

>>221269451
couldve just said drug driving
that weeds rotted your brain

after my nan and granddad died I stopped giving a fuck about old people I actively dislike them now.

>>221269465
why is she always so fucking smug

raccoon girl detected

>>221269483
thats it?

>>221269481
Gonna cry?

>>221269371
might be a boring reddit answer but most of this can be explained away with basic psychological shit (>>221269200)
it's why learning an instrument is way easier when you're a kid, religion just uses the power of a child's malleable mind to spread itself. remember this the next time you hear a christian say that gays molest kids to make more gays lol

>>221269482
you never comtribute to any conversation on here, just cunty passive aggressive remarks like a moody gf at the end of a couch watching a film she doesnt like

>>221269491
Couldve but that makes it sound worse than it is

>>221269478
find this webm weirdly hot

>>221269535
Gonna cry?

>>221269530
tbf gays do molest kids

>>221269548
thats you done

bro spamming his only emote

>>221269548
tbf he bodied you

>>221269559
Okay

>>221269540
Same it presses my mind control fetish haha x

>>221269548
are these pitiful little (You) dopamine squirts really worth ruining your life over?

was listening to women's hour on radio 4 the other day and they were on about how they need to get more women bouncers for nightclubs and that. very bizarre

Spaino blogposts were comfy.

I am full Egyptian R1b.

take advantage while they down

Struck a nerve in three different anons around the globe somehow

>>221269588
probably to pat down women instead of a man doing it

>>221269600
He was a good poster

>>221269549
not saying it doesn't happen but the notion that they're all out there prowling around like vampires trying to turn kids gay is a bit silly x

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>>221269608

>>221269608
Not with me. You're my mate in my head.

>>221269630
cringed out my nut reading these

doing a really smelly poo

fucking sprinting to woolies at 37kmh

putting rorke in a centrifuge and spinning it at 90000000000000000 rpm until his puny brain explodes

>turn on COPS
>first guy being arrested is black
kek never gets old

>>221269608
All Spaino on a VPN

>>221269630
Tbf he said he can’t post

>>221269608
for what it's worth I think you're fine I just haven't had much to say on the topic and didn't feel like replying to the seethers who's skin you've gotten under

spaino was fully mindraped by this leaf.

>>221269630
What is this supposed to be?

>>221269649
i can break these cuffs

>>221269643
>>221269638
>>221269647
/brit/ not /aus/

>>221269663
But at what cost
DTFIC defeated Spaino but he turned into a megaschizo

dtfic did mindrape spaino but he became a weird schizo freak in the process and ended up the same as his enemies

>>221269671
For what it’s worth, the lad in the middle is British

bit chilly today. may have to deploy the blanket and desk heater

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>>221269623
well i mean that's what paedos do lad it's why they're called predators and there are an awful lot of gay paedos
not to say everyone that gets nonced turns gay but if you ask gays when they first had sex and the age of the bloke they sexed it is quite the eye-opening experience, especially because they themselves often don't see it as having been nonced even if they were 13, 14 and the bloke in his 20s or 30s

>>221269683
FUCKIGN SNEAKUY CAT BASTARD

>>221269630
This is like looking into the home of a severely unwell hoarder. A little shrine to mental illness we were never meant to discover. And when everyone laughs he’s like “haha, I shitted my house up on purpose to bait you and it worked!”

>>221269671
I'm not aussie you silly little man

>>221269659
Thanks I don't even know what the topic is

>>221269685
>>221269688
he had to become a schizo to defeat a schizo.

at the train station earlier and this black woman shouted at me for being too slow on the stairs because I was on my phone… I kinda liked it…

done my phd thesis on an automatic black cocking machine

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the milf in the cafe always puts extra meat in my sandwich

Patrick Stewart is really hot in the early seasons of Star Trek tng

>>221269722
get your meat in her sandwich

>>221269715
do i even need to say it?

>>221269722
she wants you in her roast beef

>>221269671
I bet there's more Brits in my neighbourhood than yours

accidentally replied to one british flag when I meant to include the aussie below him
feel like a spack

>>221269728
He's too short for me desu

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Wonder how much they're paying. Nice side hustle

need a smelly gf

>>221269734
Say what

>>221269736
by coincidence it actually is a beef sandwich

>>221269113
Done 'im

>>221269122
You've been done

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… lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching the Fast and the Furious on sky Cinema on my tv via sky stream in home …

>>221269759
bpCr

>>221269761
Redo

>>221269757
get the crackheads running around cracking these open and selling the gpus

>>221269765
grow up young man

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colleagues have been teasing me about the toilfu today

>>221269755
I never noticed his height, he’s just a cutie. I think data is hot too and riker.

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get in lads

>>221269757
>Strap £100,000 to the side of your house

working on an AI powered raping device

>>221269796
Unfortunately, Data cannot be fucked.

>>221269779
Yeah but I’m not rorke

>>221269806
the only women worth a damn in this image are the brown ones

>>221269811
i dont need no ai

do not post the raccoon girl

>>221269817
He’s got a mouth

>>221269806
all ugly

>>221269806
>wearing jeans to the met gala

>>221269825
i love her

>>221269806
you know it smell crazy in there

feel that?
i just impregnated each and every last one of you

>>221269806
imagine the smell

>>221269837
would you shag wharf

working on an AI powered raping device so i rape my own arse at 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999mph

>>221269806
Zoomoids all look so vacant

>>221269837
Omg you're right

>>221269859
scromblish

caught the new girl checking me out twice, might be onto a winner boys

>>221269787
That's not an argument is it

>>221269866
werid freak

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>>221269857
Yh

>>221269859
think those numbers are a little unrealistic

>>221269873
actual aura loss pic they look like incels

>>221269874
on work experience was she?

*surreptitiously googles whether data's mouth is wet or not*

raping a poo

>>221269907
no she's shadowing the role currently

>>221269918
>>221269918
>>221269918
>>221269918