I raped society
>>221267306
>>221267299quentin has finally finished his slow transition into sam hyde
>>221267299SIR Marco Pierre White OBE
I'll check in your big crac bong
alri /brip/ im here now hows it evening
Morning, boys
loathe yanks me
Me fr
Chilling at Au Bon Pain with the Mormon gf.
>>221267355Sc
screechhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhing in a young black gentlemans face
me just trying to live my lifehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776656436543937.webm
rorke raping himself and as he finishes another rorke walks in and starts raping that rorke
>>221267344Would
Hope everything is going alright for Employed Woman at her doctors appointment x
i WILL visit England i WILL be loud and boisterous i WILL sex your womanyewl dew nuttin
>>221267378odd
snow white and the 7 gay dwarves
someone just screeched in my face :(better than the roaring i suppose..
Yeah that's quite a nice glacier if I'm being honest
>>221267380you missed the bad news anon. they told him he'd never be a woman, and that his "boy pussy" had a trillion infections
>>221267382hes hitting that shit
had a VERY gay dream last night thankfully I didnt wake up with an erection so I dont think im actually gay but still a bit confusing
snow white and the seven dwarves with aids
OH WILL YOU GROW THE FUCK UP YOU FREAKS
>>221267399what is this, glacier base camp?get yerself up that ravine and into that dark glacier hole
>>221267406das ri broose
>>221267423*farts right up your nostrils for 8 seconds*
Snow Shite
Alas, poor Rorke! I knew him well
You have no idea how fucking badly I want to live in an off grid remote cabin in Alaska. I’d literally do anything for that
>>221267429Trolls will get me :(
>>221267443now that's a fairy tale
ziedy made a post that he saw an ethiopian airlines flight go over but at the time of posting the only flight with the callsign ETH in europe was over south london heading east towards beligum and wouldnt reach beligum for another 15 mins can someone explain that?
>>221267445too big
>>221267447so just go to alaska and do it then
>>221267476hes a paki man city fan who lives in london this is known
>>221267482Impossible to move to get a visa unless you’re some tech nerd
Awe inspiring, humbling, cold.
GON MAKE A PROPPAH LUSH FULL ENGLISH YEAH?
niggers live in the jungle
>>221267476Australianinternet
This picture goes so fucking hard it's insane
i'm a feminine straight guy who both easily gets close to girls but they refuse to have relationship/hook up wtf am i meant to dolike start acting more "straight" and pretending? or what
>>221267447https://www.landsearch.com/properties/1038-horned-owl-ln-fairbanks-ak-99709/4623596off you pop
>>221267476dont bother trying to understand zeidy
ahh I need constant content!!!!
>>221267498That's spring time cold in Norway. Mental living there in Winter
>>221267515Impossible to get a visa
>>221267498there's a thousand spots that look just like this in america
>>221267476you mean he's actually just been a mentally ill british pedophile on a vpn this whole time?? you think you know a guy
>>221267513cliff richard and mark linked up
>>221267511This is true.
>>221267513imagine going out for a nice walk, enjoying your retirement after a life of graft, then seeing this dosser playing his music and drinking in such a picturesque settingenough to make you want to shove him into a meat grinder
>>221267541the american jungle
hiyajust had some toast and now i'm drinking a coffeewill take some ibuprofen after
>>221267526get an off the grid hut in the uk then
>>221267529Why are you like this
>>221267476Ziedy lives in London, why do you think he’s always going on about the Gherkin? His flag appears as Belgian because he’s from there and has a Belgian SIM
>>221267529Yeah but might run into you there
>>221267564grow up
>>221267564cool mate *fucking rapes your entire existence into nothingness*
>>221267545Even worse, some tranny mong just off-camera with its tongue firmly up the anus of said dosser
>>221267566>off the grid>uk
>>221267560Tell me about it
snow white and the seven black dwarfs
Why did he do it?
just got bullied a bit by some horrible nigger cunts but I'm not letting it bother me
>>221267566It’s not the same. Alaska is massive and dangerous. This place is fucking tiny and shit. This is the most dangerous animal in this country
>>221267597can't call aussies that
Cactus Jack vs Mankind cage match
>>221267603mooooo
would love to live off grid but it would have to be somewhere with plumbing, electricity and a supermarket nearby
deeply unfunny thread
>>221267603Just read into the wild and realise that you'll inevitably die immediately
for just 30k the official /brit/ shed could be yours https://landlister.co.uk/mid-glamorgan/fields/for-sale-Penygraig%20Terrace-R7qS1MeWvakf9TooYcCy
>>221267595Literally to bait you into doing this. Over a year later and this moment lives rent free in your head.
>>221267545Omds you're absolutely seething it lush to see
they should make a sex toy that's just a silicone tongue that comes with lube engineered to feel like saliva
Gruen's up to the bit where they get demented self-congratulating advertising types to make shit unfunny ads that reflect their complete disconnect with reality
anyone from the olden days could have been a nonce that was never caught. jesus, julius caesar, shakespeare etc
>>221267641If we club our bennies together we could afford this and move mousey in, kit it out with cameras and live stream him on Twitch 24/7
>>221267632bit different. I want to actually live out there id have solar panels or propane tanks or whatever I don’t want to be some tramp like he was
>>221267603>this is the most dangerous animal in this countrythat would be the biomass, but the rest is correct
>>221267661true
>knick knack>alright then who goes there>chicken>pardon? chicken of which parish?>CHICKEN BUTTOCKS>oh ho ho ho blimey me
>>221267661wasn't it normal to shag kids back then anyway
>>221267661your nan could be a nonce even
for just 75k great british pounds this beautiful church could be yourshttps://landlister.co.uk/lincolnshire/fields/for-sale-Main%20Street-MnBvutY3areajLUhFuJ3
stop the small boats
Broodley Woolsh
>>221267702lush, what's the catch?
>>221267702Get it bought. Get those fields paved. Get the new builds thrown up. Get the small boat mandem moved in. Get the church converted into a mosque.
>>221267686woah if you just remove some teeth and make the rest yellow then this is literally me
>>221267695um
>>221267695of course not you odd cunt
>>221267719Have to clear out every Sunday morning
desperately want to fuck glados from portal
occam's razor: sacked tranny replying to himself but forgot to turn off his tripmental gymnastics: sacked tranny is actually playing mental 5d chess to bait rorkes into talking about him by pretending to be spaino, pretending to reply to himself, etc
>>221267732meant common(and it was)
>>221267686kek this is so true
Deconsecrated church but it's full of Eric Gill sculptures
just nipping out to the abyss nexus anyone want anything?
all your favourite musicians were shagging concerningly young groupies back then
Cheese and bean toastie is currently in the microwave ladsThings are about to get extremely LUSH x
>>221267790you are a pedophile
>>221267803That's why they're my favorites.
who sacked the trannythe tranny is sackedwhoever sacked the tranny is a good tranny sacker
Sticking my dick in the Whore Core
>>221267807hope it malfunctions and gives you a lethal dose of radiation
>>221267808Are you that retarded broccoli head zoomer from yesterday? You probably think any age gap over 1 year is noncey, seems most zoomers think that
I only joined /brit/ in 2025 but I took to the culture very quickly. People often mistake me for Craven, that's how well I fit in.
>>221267507if it's not back bacon it's not propa
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Discord call together*Rorke: Just drinking some milk.Leftypol: Creamy?Rorke: Yes, really creamy.Leftypol: I'm on the milk myself to be fair.Rorke: Creamy?Leftypol: Oaty.*Rorke and Leftypol both start chuckling**24 year old woman joins the call with her webcam on*24 year old woman: Hi Rorke. Leftypol.Rorke: Hiya.Leftypol: Yo.
This would be the menu at my favorite restaurant
>>221267807Hope a pocket of steam builds up and explodes into your face, disfiguring you and forcing you into a secretive life of vigilante violence under the guise of the Toastmaster
kmart large chicken burger meal
>>221267839bizarre
>>221267825why must you people be like this?
>>221267825I think this would be exceedingly unlikely mate>>221267855This is much more likely but I don’t see why you’re wishing harm on me?
>>221267867im controlled by devils
This is what I imagine Aussie posters to look like
>>221267859Fuck I miss the kmart cafeteria
>>221267807hope you umm... slip on a banana peel or something
>>221267721
>>221267788remember the time he did this
daddyeeeeeehmommmeeeeeehhunmakee meeeand save meeefrom the pain of living
>>221267899a relic of White australia
lord of war now that was a good film
normies when you buy a burrito instead of buying from a farm shop with inflated prices:
*is the biggest ever nothingburger in British politics since Nick Clegg*
rorkeboy clique
I don't own Ohio State University branded trackie daks
hello im new to /brit/ give me a qrd on the culture here
I tried to warn you
>>221267958*flings my poo at you in a graceful parabolic arc across the entire thread*
hot take, McDonald’s breakfast menu is better than the actual menu
Hes right.
Made what some dossers get for monthly bennies just this morning, without doing anything. US market still to open.What's that word they use? Lush? Is this lush?
>>221267613
>>221267948more like bored of snore. film sent me to sleep!
>>221267958>poo>um
Australians will go to southeast asia to rape little girls then complain when they see blacks and chinese in Australia lmao
>>221267808im noteveryone knows it was common for nobility and otherwise wealthy people would marry off their children at young ages for political and economical advantage, and east of the hanjal line especially even peasants were marrying at 14-15that doesn't even account for the middle east or north india, which had especially heinous traditional marriage ages, sometimes as low as 12 up until british colonisation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu9rk6pfzTc
>>221267975Yes that's lusht. Broke, unemployed, and in mountains of debt
>>221267911desu no we don’t remember
>>221267986knowing all of this off the top of your head isnt exactly making you look like any less of a pedophile
>>221266964Believing in something doesn't make the thing real.>>221266980I think there's as much chance of me being sent to hell as you being sent to hell. The Christian God is no more likely to exist than other gods. So if you're a Christian you could be worshipping the wrong god and behaving in the wrong ways. Therefore the real God would send you to hell.
>>221267975I made 90k selling an nft once.
straight in the fucking bin where it belongs
Bloody tripped a fuse earlier and now my Internet has been playing up ever since. Not on
just blew my nose and bits of last nights vomit came out yuck
cracker yanks dont play about dale earnhardt
>>221267975still a virgin and still posting on here though arent you?
>>221267973
Grey aliens must be roman catholics because they love to probe anuses
having a wank in Spoons
need to sort the clothes out at the bottom of my bed
>>221268010I know a bit about Chinese dynasties but that doesn't make me a historian does it
>>221267986ok they werent shagging them tho
there's so much cum
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DX-INuxv7IF/i want to get my waves done like his
>>221268032this may be lush but i don't know the rules of lushprovisionally lush
get the aussies sent on death marches
>>221268081thats what the grey perv said when he looked up rorkes bum
Australians have no personality beyond telling you how much they hate tyrones, changs and abos
white australians are the last remaining descendants of ancient atlanteans
>>221268095You will never be black
>>221268033I got this sort of thing sent to my name and address, which is weird, because I opted to hide my name from the electoral register, so I have no idea how they got my name
>>221268104Working holiday in SEA sounds good and I could stand to lose some weight
>>221268141but i am
>>221268156Prove it
>>221268069think that is wrong given the view on consummation from a religious stand point
>>221268162homosexual post
>>221267973Vatnik philosophy is literally just "we're jealous of western success and we're going to throw a tantrum because of it"
had to go to 4 different parks today to find a dip station
>>221268182What?
eating bugs
I consider myself straight or heteromantic. But damn I love to have gay sex. sucking cock, getting my ass eaten, getting bent over and fucked like a slut. I fucking love it. I am not romantically attracted to guys at all. But damn that sex is good.
>>221268172dont have to know history to know that if some ruler got married to a 12 year old for political reasons they werent then immediately going and shagging them
It worked back when it was Leninism
>>221268199and the rest?
Went swimming this morning and I still smell of chlorine. Absolutely PENG smell, I bloody love it
>>221268212?
webm filenames are back
>>221267661Imagine if Jesus was a nonce and people like Diego have been worshipping him for over 2,000 years
>>221268217*puts you in a chlorine gas chamber* your move
>>221268033They came to my house yesterday, told them "no thanks, we're on the charge with Zack Polanski."They left dejected.
>>221268228how are they introducing bugs when they havent changed the site in 20 years
Doctors appointment was fine. Only took a few minutes for the injection.Went shopping afterwards and got a nice chicken baguette. Home now, considering a nap
i opened that at work
>>221268244reallywhat the fuck man
dont think ill be expanding that mp4
Literally not even sure how to describe that one but yeah.
>>221268253you have a job?
>>221268230meds, now
>>221268232>>221268253Why won't you prove that you're black?
>>221268264can you read
>>221268244ok
>>221268195and living in the pod?
someone jerkerd off to that btw
no point working for a dead society filled with dead people that are led by demons who use the tax money to further import rapists and murders that inflict great harm onto us and will eventually replace us.if you speak out your own folk report you and your own folk arrest you, all while the foreigner rapes and pillages and the leaders snort coke and burn your money to the alter of rape.we're just maggots writhing in a corpse.
Hilarious if true
>>221268273you seriously need to be locked up in a plain white room for three months to repair your mind
>>221268278yes i can but the idea that you have a job is too unbelievable
>>221268292
it lush
>>221268297Why?
>>221268303I have a job and pieface and Timmongs think I'm some unemployable freak
>>221268252Well done lass proud of you. I hope the injection didn't hurt too much. Enjoy your chicken baguette.
kek this little creautreis literally me
>>221268320you're not involved in this conversation. so rude of you to interject
>>221268252Our sleepy girl x
>sacked tranny is ziedythe plot thickens
cockmogs me!
>>221268337Thanks but please don't respond to me with images of that creature it disturbs me>>221268342Yes lol I have narcolepsy
>>221268303ok, bit weird
>>221268313https://desuarchive.org/int/search/country/Ca/ghost/only/
doctor has just give me 2 weeks off work
gimble gumble gamble goo
was wondering why the thread was so slow then i open brit on my phone and theres 10000 posts about black cocks
>>221268389ay tone
>>221268362Do you feel more feminine after having your T blockers or do you not notice any difference? I’m curious how hormone therapy “feels”
>>221268371That gimmick really upset you way more than I expected it to.
Worst country on earth?Why, South Africa of course.
>>221268400I don't feel any different other than my arm hurts a bit
she is so peng
your summer plan sorted, the betfred derby is back
would you?>>221266713
>>221268391sup peekie
>>221268350meds now
Love cuddling my gf.Slept with her in my arms for 8 hours last night.Her body is so hot, temperature wise, it makes me sweaty though.
blonde hair on women is the best but on men it is suboptimalwhy is that
>>221268371what the fuuuuuuuuuck lol
The red triangle slug is a species of air-breathing land slug - Native to eastern Australia, this species is named after the distinctive red triangle marking on its back.
>>221268442women have melanin receptors
>>221268442You mean red.
>>221268423face like a melted candle
everythings going to be okay
>>221268449why is it called that
blurry motherfucker
Piehead has begun today's meltdown he will posting Tim for hours now
>>221268464thanks timothy byrne in your excellent glasses at home watching sports on sky sports with your puck
>>221268455no gingers are disgusting
A second Canadian has his the ghost catalog
>>221268472As an Australian, do you feel lucky and appreciate the vast amount of diverse wildlife and nature you are lucky to enjoy
>>221268455sir elton fart on her face while rimming him
>>221267839s
>>221268434alri sacked tranny, you remembered to get off the belgium vpn but forgot to add your name
bet a bunch of slugs on your cock would feel nice
>>221268493don't know
oh that nigga crazy
>>221268266Prove that Jesus wasn't a nonce, I'll wait
>>221268498why whiteboy be like this
>>221268493saw 2 bluetongues, a bunch of kookaburras and many spiders and cute birds on my run today
>>221268446Goes back over a month. He even started replying to posts on the archive lmao, weirdest OCD ritual I’ve ever seen
>>221267971These are legitimately the apex philosophical arguments americans have.
Uh oh
>>221268037He didn't reply to that!
this belgian is an imposter btw
>>221267855YELP
Rorke positively seething after seeing this
Hi Rorke. Leftypol.
67 shit scream
You're only here once so make the most of it. Now I'm going to have an energy drink. >>221268486Yw>>221268482Im not piehead. I don't think piehead even exists outside of your head.
how do you say toilet in british?
>>221268541genuinely why do they keep using disabled black hijabis on every poster? see a million of them around my uni and i have a hard time believing everybody doesnt laugh internally when they see it because of how cartoonishly PC it is. just split the features across several posters if you insist of including everything
>>221268572Hiya
>>221268571the church of england is truly bizarre
>>221268572Yo
>>221268541Browns
Sick of greens putting shit through my doordo they not have a checklist that says they've done it 5 times already
every time i eat popcorn i get a bit of popcorn skin caught in the exact same place in my teeth
>>221268627not very green is it?
>>221268627you vote for the last one who put something through, so they've got to keep getting top spot
I will vote for SNP
>>221268594You're obviously Piehead it is one of pieheads bizarre rituals that he must post Tim despite Tim being a /Britfeel/ gimmick. Piehead meltdown
>>221268627I've had a leaflet every other day from them I was going to vote for them but it's pissed me off I'm not going out to vote now
>>221268620hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to show hospitality to strangers, for by so doing some people have shown hospitality to angels without knowing it.
>>221268627Same, I had them knock once and told them I'm not interested. Haven't had any since then.I think they just spam you until you "opt out" so to speak
i actually like plastic as my cup instead of glasssippy cup sippy cup yeah
>>221268637get some milk down you, strong teeth would eviscerate that popcorn shell
New>>221267292
>>221268660>was going to vote for themAssuming his isn't bait, why?
>>221268659Stop lyingMark is a britfeel gimmickyTim has been posted on here for 10 years now
