sun bleaches brown hair

descendents of brits and irishmen cursed to get skin cancer are awarded the small consolation prize of blonde hair before a horrible snake comes from their toilet and bites them in the nards

>>221267824
you wouldn't survive here, especially since we don't have guns

Might be something to do with genetics, any scientists up in this bitch?

>>221267868
because of the wildlife ?

>>221267893
germanicx (true aryans) were always the barbaric faustian people
aussie ancestors were exiles and criminals
hence more blonds were mingled in the boats per capita
source : my ass

>>221267914
that and everything else (weather, cost of living, not being able to handle banter)

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>>221267530
abo

>>221268387
nah i actually think Australians are really funny. most americans would probably get pissy, though. how bad is the cost of living problem there? like, to get an idea, how much of your monthly income do you spend on rent?

>>221267530
hair dye like 90% of adult "blonde" women