Mental how you can go from shooting ropes on some girls arse to being ‘friends’.
Reform are the pajeet partyGreens are the paki party
the silent generation literally genocided germs and japs though
>>221269970shh
flicking bogies at rorke
>>221269982
>>221269982telling the teachergonna get you done
Alright let's have a good clean threadNo funny business this time
bored now
>>221269950how do i do that if im not spiderman?
>>221269995potion seller...
Silence goyim
remember when mousey used to go ballistic if you told him he wasn't allowed to post somethingmiss that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>221269950never been able to wrap my head around this either. Mate at work used to date my supervisor, said she loved it up the arse, and now they just have casual small talk while waiting for the kettle to boil
>>221269997*smears an absolute whopper of a bogie in your hair*
>>221270027Dead now of course
urge to filter the australian flag rising....
>>221270035Its just sex rorke its not that deep (especially with your lil willy)
Let the goyim deal in the real world
yank niggas gay as hell talmbout SIR YES SIR
>>221270035I guess what else do you do. Gonna be adults about it at the end of the day. Is still mental though
>>221270060Wonder why theyre wearing gloves
>>221269969This. Every candidate running in my area is brown except Labour, so ill be voting for them simple as
car has been at the garage for nearly 5 hours for its MOTim getting worried
>>221270066
>>221270066I guess you could call that a dick
>>221270066Getting the gardening shears rn
HOW THAT CAR TURNING?!
>>221270059if I'd used a girls arsehole like a fleshlight I don't think I'd ever be able to look at her the same way again, just baffling to me that people can carry on like it was nothing
>>221270109AI
Good night you sexy babes x
>>221270075Only the driver is wearing gloves the other gentleman is simply melanated
>>221270116Night sweetheart
>>221270113anal is inherently transgressive and wrong, that's why it's sexualised and fetishised
>>221270092don't like the look of those track rod ends mate
why is every willard i see on here always deformed in some way
>>221270113They're calling it the most incellious post of all time
>>221269970So you think if a country is being invaded then they just need to accept it?>flagClearly you do believe that. Unfortunately for you, WW2 shows that invaded countries can successfully fight back
>>221270075Stolen car?
weird willys
>>221270147grow up
JANNY HE'S DOING IT SIDEWAYS
just seen this lot in london
ur willy is rubbish
on my lunch break and i'm quite cold and tired
>>221270140>thinking a foreskin is a deformityFOYOY
>>221270170NOOOOO
>>221270165Have sex
the first willy is an iphone picture so it's not out of the realm of possibility that it's actually his willy
>>221270156none of the invaded countries in WW2 fought back successfully. France broke away and became half-nazi until brits and americans arrived, and Russia liberated the east.
>>221270180you can have deformed foreskin. like the picture had
yanks get born and the very first sensation they experience is the doctor slicing half their willy off with a mincraft diamond sword
>>221270200>fighting back successfully with the help of allies isn't fighting back successfullyLol>liberatedLmao even
>>221270168Huzzah!
we want our ball backwe want our ball backwe want our ball backwe want our ball back
>>221270180there's normal foreskins and then there's that flesh snake
>>221270202I didn't open the picture up full size cause I'm not a homo
I'm fi dead lads
>>221270228it's only gay if you're attracted to it
>>221270211circumcision trauma makes them the way they are
>>221270228You can see it in the thumbnail too
>>221270197POV youre a impoverished factory worker in Peterloo, 1819
>>221270211Kek we don't talk about this enough
those were freshly picked parsnips not penises
>>221270243it's not half their willy though it isi mean it's it's not from their willy chamber
not feeling great, think I might have that hantavirus lads *cough*
got the hentaivirus
/brit/ rpg
>>221270270stuttering stuart over here
>A well-known restaurateur has shot dead his wife and their two young children in a suspected murder-suicide that has sent shockwaves through the community.>Matthew Mitchell, 52, Thy Mitchell, 39, and their daughter and son, eight and four respectively, were found dead in their Houston home on Monday evening. Investigators have been left scrambling to understand why Mitchell could have wiped out his own family.
>>221270301wheres the "trannyspammer" class
>banning alcohol on morning flightsright well that's another thing taken away because certain badly behaved spastics love to ruin it for everyone else
imagine being prime minister of the canary islands lol
I have no energy to do anything
no fault divorce ruined this country
>>221270308#71
>A 14-year-old girl has gone missing in Chelmsford.>Evie is 5ft 11in tall, slim, with brown hair in a ponytail.>She was wearing a black denim jacket, black flared leggings, and black trainers.
>>221270304he needed a white woman, not that
>>221270304wife was pretty tastyshe probably told him she wanted a divorce, the kids and half of all his shit
>>221270328haha
>>221270304Grim
>>221270214thats you done
>>221270243they are a very angry people this could be truemore research required
>>221270314just don't fly ryanair mateproblem solved
>>221270330>>221270304why are you posting that
the results are in
>>221270314All laws are like that
maybe today i just go out and sit in the sun
>>221270304
>>221270330>5ft 11inShe'd tower over the runts in /brit/
>>221270361Spastic continent
How does a lad get himself into one of them one-way open relationships? You know, where the wife or girlfriend lets you shag birds on the side as long as you don't get too attached, and she doesn't shag anybody but you. I think most men would be totally fine with this as we are able to separate sex from love.
>80% of people in the world have never flown on a planemwad.
>>221270330:/
>maybe today i just go out and sit in the sun
>>221270361going to post that on /outer/ with the text 'new whiteness map just dropped' and get a million replies
>>221270301You ever played Destiny? I guess fighter would be the Titan class, mage would be the Warlock class, and rogue would be the Hunter class. Good game that.
>>221270403you're on thin ice my friend
>>221270403scream
>>221270425I'll see myself out
>>221270349Funny way to say you've conceded
>>221270393unbelievably mid and generic
>>221270403wish i were a little lizard with a flicky tongue
>>221270393Big ol moon face
Mount Everest ain’t got shit on me
any good new films going?
>>221270454I'd take the molestation any day. The worst they'll do is cup your balls. Better than radiation giving you cancer.
>>221270454Once got patted down by the police and they touched my 20cm willy
spaki meltie is it? nice one
Islama BAD
>>221270484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iugPdHEjc7w
>>221270476Yeah im sure the million other things like phones or wifi are fine
>>221270486meds, now
>>221270508Why are they like this
>>221270508me at the dentist
>>221270508aliens woiuld never do this this is anti alien propaganda
>>221270529curry thrown at the wall again is it spaki
>>221270484pics
I SAID HOW THAT CAR TURNING?!
having an insane evil mentally gay breakdown
i'm STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL IN A DREEEEEEEEEEEEAMsnaaaaake eaterrrrrrrr
>>221270560ummers
>>221270556you are ruining your life
bloody learner drivers going slow on my roads smdh
what is the british equivelant to abraham linkedin?
>curry thrown at the wall again is it spaki
wish I could shag some sloppy wogette bag
>>221270586i said PICSNOWMOVE LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR THREE
can someone post some nsfw content i want to jerk off
>>221270514>>221270560Had to strip in front of the police too and they were just gawking at my flacid willy
Y’all see that turning car??
>>221270617
>>221270617>>>/gif/ sort yourself out young man
Hi guys
fuck off spaki no one carres
webms don't have filenames again
i'm not very clever so i just do what i'm told
litle chicken
>>221270668no new features in 10 years and still managed to break something award
HOW’S HE STILL POSTING?!
>>221270685what's the dude in the blue shirt doing
this one >>221270508 didn't have a filename but this one did >>221270685 fuck is going on hiro?
poor little man has ruined his life
leftypol
Imagine living in Australia as a neet on benefits. I’d go to the beach everyday and smoke weed. Instead Im in grey Britain
>>221270717gay if you wouldn't
>>221270717i dont want that
spaki meltie spaki meltie
>>221270717ballmogs me
>>221270725neither of them do for me
Right well
>>221270751what on mars are you doing!
Ni hao
i want to drink a beer
cum tributing rorkes nan
My name is Rorke and Im really glad to meet you
used to catch toads as a kid and throw them so hard against the wall theyd explode
>knick knack>alright then who goes there>chicken>pardon? chicken of which parish?>CHICKEN BUTTOCKS>oh ho ho ho blimey me
got nothing to do but thankfully it's almost bedtime. oh wait no it's 14:00
She studied sculpture at doctor martins college
>>221270391bump
>>221270864uk niggas be like "whats the time? fourteen hundred oclock mate"
>>221270027How can an anon be able to tell an anon they can't post something?
>>221270851i used to behead ants when i was a child. they would actually walk for a while before they died
>>221270898we don't say that
>>221270864AM or PM?
is the name george one syllable or two?
>>221270905you quite literally just did
might put the Seinfeld onneed george's wisdom right now
>>221270907i dont know actually
TAMALE
>>221270922i wrote that. i would say 2 O'clock
>>221270920this is my biggest FEAR
mr hitler you saved my life
my dead withered black incel heart jumps for joy whenever little catberg decides to jump up on the bed with me
>>221270920KEK why is your pp smaller than koreans pp
>>221270907Feel like it could be either but idk
>>221270732That's based Hunter. Love how committed he is to his fetish
how long is normal to have sex for each time ladsI usually take about 20 minutes with the gf
>>221270982ROUND AND ROUND IT GOESWHERE IT STOPSNO ONE KNOWS
>>221271004no idea i'm a 36 year old virgin you see
>>221270035I used to sex up this little German girl at work, really passionate sensual stuff, not just banging her and then telling her to get lost. Months later we would say excuse me while squeezing last each other, I remember borrowing a lighter from her for a friend, then giving it back and saying thanks, and that was the whole interaction for the 8 hours. I made it that way, and now I think back and ponder how insane and weird that whole thing was
>>221270147>>221270059You've never had sex
>>221270059Go back JD sports forums please
>>221271017jesus wept
>>221271034Didn't know JD sports forum had an incel section
My vaginas PH is out of balance
any white nationalist man in?
>>221271055i love you
filthy catbergs got all their dirt on my bed these ill mannered beasts have a thing to learn!
>>221271056Can't figure out whether you're insulting me or him (you)
>>221271104catbergs are clean and elegant animals
theres a webm of a woman sucking a mans genital penis on the log if you’re interested in that sort of thing
used to be if you were a failure your parents would send you to the monastery to become a monkdon't see that anymore
>>221271150too much cock not enough woman in all honesty
>>221271150>>221271160>>221271161>>221271185Y’all ever try fairy bread??
>>221271160why would you go to the monstery thats scary
>>221271197no whats that
>>221271150I don't see it so presumably it is from one of these dogshit posting countries (would bet on cloggy)/^Netherlands$/;boards:int/^Belgium$/;boards:int/^Chile$//^Peru$/;boards:sp/^Egypt$/;boards:int/^Kosovo$/;boards:int/^Brazil$/;boards:int/^South Africa$/;boards:int/^Mexico$/;boards:int/^Belarus$//^Bangladesh$/
>>221271033Sad projection
>>221269970The silent generation was mostly kids during WWII THO. Your thinking of the greatest generation.
>>221271197yeah at birthdays back in the dayfairy bread, fredo cake, party pies, cordiallush
>>221271256*you're
>>221271238brazil
If you had one of these ten things as a kid, your childhood was AWESOME
cannot believe I fell for a chatgpt recommendation to get chinese wired earbudsthey have less than zero bass
umm, why is this 'classic rock' station playing music from today like the white stripes and foo fighters?
>>221271259frog in the pondchocolate crackleshoney joysfooty franksFUCK i love australia and australians and being australian
>>221271287do goyim really
>>221271294tf is any of that
Irish
>>221271294do antipodim really
>>221271313you're either chinese or a yank on a vpn wtf lad
>>221271288you don't know it yet, but its overits so fucking overbut its rockin
>>221271313frog in the pond is a fredo frog inside a cup of jellychocolate crackles are rice bubbles coated in chocolateno idea what honey joys or footy franks are
>"mental how..." >it's mundane
Let the goyim deal with the real world
>>221271287your life is so pointless
>>221271338ive maybe had all of those but you have some weird ass names for them
bruce ya fackin drongo ye took the last footy frank ya dog cunt
Literally boggles my mind that the Irish actually exist. Never met one in my life.
I’m still in bed and I’m farting
let the antipodim deal in the real hemisphere
>>221271327they're pretty shit, jelly and chocolate don't blend or compliment each other in any way
>>221271358bet you say potato scallop and parmi
proper fancy a Solero. off to get one x
>>221270318um
my knowledge of Canada comes from the Scott pilgrim movie and that made it look comfy af
Y’all ever have one of those dimmies??
>>221271383what the hell is even that
>>221271384Don’t do it. They’re tiny nowShrinkflation you see
feel terrible saying this but I've finally got a gf but her vagina is genuinely a mess, proper dangly labia and always hanging openbeen an incel for so long and now I actually want to not be in a relationship with herI feel bad saying this, but it's true
>>221270318minecraft girls make do
>>221271404*reaches through your screen and slaps you* behave
What is some actual australian cuisine? No vegemite on toast or sprinkles, but real meals
>>221271388I watched letterkenny for a bitI like the main guy, he reminds me of me in a fictional world where I'm respected and liked by others
>>221271394Pretty soon I’m gonna start sucking ur cock
>>221271425Kangaroo bacon
>>221271413just seen it's grey and cool out anyways. not Solero weather at all
the extent of australian culture is esoteric names for kid's party treats and a couple crudely drawn animations from the early 2010s
>>221271425
>>221271414what's the tits and ass situation
Loughborough London university is craaaaaazy
>>221271452Elton's on a detox I see
>>221270732how can people look at this and say its anything but a protracted fetish based on feeling degraded while dressing as a woman
Australians are all a bunch of cynical assholes
>>221271414thats cap
>>221271459>ass Just FOY
>>221271459>assFOYOY
>>221271459Very big tits, with an okay arse>>221271477It's true
the cold/covid/hanta is still fucking me upanother 2 paracetamol down the gullet, sort me right out
>>221271425meat pies sosij rollsbunnings sausage
>>221270769Someone should remake this so it's rorke but then it pans out to a black woman whining on him
>>221271497in opposite land maybe
>>221271469jesus
Currently watching Baki the grappler
the potential wife has small tits.not really on is it
I think I’m going to throw up
got an ugly face a smally willy and a pooey hairy arsehole
what the actual hell nigga
>>221271497She's fat isn't she
why don't ups give you a delivery window I just know as soon as I go for a poo or wank this black lady will show up with my parcel
ffs lads
>>221271561No
vgh
>>221271425don't think we have very unique cuisine beyond the meme shit and stuff only a chef at a 5 star tourist restaurant would know aboutwe eat kangaroo, but not frequently, it's gamey so a lot of people don't like it but it's readily available at the shops. I like it and have it maybe once a month chopped up in a stir fry or somethingwe do pies, pasties and sausages but that's not unique to us
>>221271575Janet the planet
catbergs 1 and 2 currently sleeping peacefully next to each other after spending a good hour sprinting around the house at mach 3 trying to rape each other
berg is 9 today, say happy birthday to him x
>>221271601Why does he look so gay
>>221271570If a business uses UPS I boycott it. I'm a DPD man through and through.
>>221271601happy birthday x x x x x x
>janet consider matching with women who aren't 50 year old dinner ladies or toilet cleaners
>>221271549lied again award
>>221271575is this a real thing?can men have bust size and weight requirements?
>>221269936>>221269936>>221269936
>I am full English R1b.
>>221271583me playing age of empires 2
>>221271601hbd berge x
>>221271256only great if you are in italy, croatia or germany
>>221271649egyptbotbro you claim to be like 20 different haplogroups every day, pick 1 to LARP as please
>>221271414how the fuck u got a gfwtf