the simpsons on channel 4 edix
>>221278666satanic edition
I want to die
>>221278695she's hit the wall BIGLY
>>221278695white boys love they jerk off instructions
13 minutes until boozeberg is here
>>221278715im faceblind who is she? x
>>221278695FOY
>>221278722some of us girls too
right well then that's a horde of grey goblins fucking a human woman but only two are doing it and the rest seem to be wait for their turn
>>221278715body is still fire
Alternatively i want to go to kazakhstan
Rorke your new spawn point is Tower Hamlets
say something funny or interesting
something funny or interesting
the footy in 30 minutes innit. just one of the lads, me
Need a job where you can just zone out for the entire shift. Don't want to all to customers or answer phones or any of that. Just want to push a button for 9 hours and get paid for it.
not long until the men kick the ball
cursed (said in two syllables) thread
>>221278724charli xcx
>>221278780when is it ever
>>221278770*sniffs around suspiciously*hmm.. yes.. “one of the lads”
/ʙRJT/
>>221278784gp
How many of you lads are even actually employed?
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all
>>221278758If any of us were funny or interesting we would be with friends or gfs
blasted thread
eurovision soon. you lads excited? this is the gimp representing the UK
>>221278820Not me
thinking i should take up some mild drugs to help take the edge off and wean me off the 'cohol but no idea how to buy them
gone all cloudy and windy lads. looks like rain. sunberg has well and truly packed up for the day
>>221278825
>>221278825Leftypol siding with the bugs
>>221278820I'm disabled
>>221278852goodhe's been doing shinetoil into my flat all day and made me unpack and set up fanberg
wagedrones actually have to request and book time off lool
nobody:rorke: right well
>>221278881>fanbergnot had to get him out since the heatwave in 2022!
>>221278865THIS IS HARAM!!
>>221278875We can tell
an uber service but it's pimped out blackies in a lowrider
im gay disabled
it's very good
Pregnant belly. Erotic.
>>221278916I don't get it
>>221278917isnt there a form of this for blacks where you can order a pimped up uber for a little extra?
Voting green for hackney major + councillor tomorrow so get in there de ladsIt time for change de lads, no more politicians paid by billionaires
Sir Micheal Jackson, King of Pop and Honourary Aryan
Just had a lovely dinner now drinking a guaraná (Brazilian soft drink)
>>221278943They stole my fuckin idea?
>>221278955Greens ar controlled opposition
>>221278850careful you don't get addicted to benzos
Hey guys first time poster here is it true that 4chan hates "namefags", "tripfags", personalities etc yet you constantly and endlessly talk about them in every thread?
(8) kick me, kike me (8)
>>221278934A white baby is in there
running around like a little faggot horse
>>221278973might only be in yankland i've seen it think they have female only driver requests too
well thats me, sissifiedbeen sissified
>>221278989seen webm of you
>>221278934BWC owned
>>221278978was thinking of trying the weed via vape pen as it can't be that addictive and just get myself lightly monged out
Sir Snizz Licker
>>221279022never really understood why homer and krusty have monkey mouths
>>221279024grow up
Weeeeeeee!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
>>221278820Employed but wanna leave
Equity building
>>221279022much to think about
tried quitting booze in april, failed a few times, now I'm just back to drinking beer 2-3 times a week and not giving a shit
>>221279044it's meant to be dad stubble
spider-rorke, spider-rorke
>>221278723off the booze for two weeks myself
the way drinkmongs talk you'd assume alcohol just appears in their fridge every day and they're powerless to stop it
Voting Plaid
>>221279051hope you get squashed under a juggernaut ranjesh you stinky rape rat
>>221279118Always makes me smile
:D
>>221279144Thanks I invented that gimmick btw
>>221279134Got one of their letters "we must stop reform" ok? But what are your policies? We must stop reform!
Sup.
yes dtfic invented that gimmick so please stop using it out of shame it's annoying and unfunny
>>221279172That is the only reason I'm voting for them, correct.
Saw these posters in the library today
>>221279144it is a bit mental isn't it? what are the chances of firing into a crowd of left wing protestors and all three hit being either a paedophile or child abuser
>>221279171The one time autistic spamming worked
>>221279176bambi is a boydon't you see his antlers?figure it out
>>221279001fr?
Succulent arse ladRipNever forgotten
Nice
Voting for the NSBWP
>>221279201100% evidently
>>221279224>bambi is a boyso is ariananonce
>>221279233aaaaa
who invented the Sir X Y-er gimmick
>>221279203Wrong
I am Fares.
you don't see people carrying their shopping in big brown paper bags anymore
>>221279246done that disgusting tranny freak
Is driving stick really that easy? When I ride a bicycle, sometimes I find changing gears a chore. Is it not the same with driving?
>>221279241National Socialist Branch of West Poogong?
All my leftover veg with pasta for tea
Sir Bane Masker
My life is a discoAnd I am the bouncer
what's for tea mum?
>>221279066would view 2/3 times a week as a success at this point
>>221279278Yes it is very easy but many people cannot figure it out Makes you think doesn't it
>>221279289elton john has done a GIANT peppery fart on it mate
Get the children sacrificed
not voting just not arsed
showing my gf /brit/ rn lads. don't be rude pls x
sir rod stewart
https://voca.ro/18Xldqw6xPuP
Shall NOT be voting tomorrow. No elections here you see.
… some time earlier - scored an early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live WTA Rome on sky sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home
Hey, middle millennials, remember seeing old ladies wear these?
aff tae bed
>>221279324
sir rod sterling
Mmm yummy is that rotting carcass and rotten milk on my plate yummy
got one of those blisters where theres dried up blood underneathjust picked off the skin and had a chewlike black pudding innit, good for you
https://voca.ro/1aKfeczocyLz
>>221279340it 4x lush tim de lada
>>221279340Nigga gonna die soon
>>221279348
>>221279358she is asking why someone from Canada would be in a British general
there's a punk couple that lives near me and they have a teenage son, but the son dresses normally and is not punk at all
>>221279310But doesn't it get tiresome having to continuously change gears?
I give the vegan Aussie gimmick another week before he gives up and tries soemthing else out for attention
>Mmm yummy is that rotting carcass and rotten milk on my plate yummy
enjoy stealth camping videos but not a fan of how most people making them look like nonces
https://voca.ro/1mZRSQyWjpSa
>>221279348good. fuck off
Conservatism is the new punk rock
>>221279395nosey neighbour aren't you, curtain-twitcher
>>221279400sup ghostie
>>221279324I've always said we could do with a more feminine presence/ perspective in here
just looked at rorke and went Mmm yummy
>>221279403hmmm. doesn't work with randomised filenames does it
https://voca.ro/19SLkyCVGm0N
>>221279393International board innit x
>>221279201Mad that if it had happened here he would have just been beaten to death
>>221279397It's annoying learning the clutch on a new vehicle but after a while it becomes second nature and you don't even think about it but auto is just easier
-1.63 MB to my ssd
https://voca.ro/1kDE2rTvlDqJ
>>221279423Don't know what this means
back in the old days of /brit/ the arianamong was a reddit flag user called Cornwall and he was a notorious paedophile Unsurprising he's now a deranged transsexual
>>221279470haha he said the line!
who's winning the footy /brit/?
>>221279363You dont know how cheese is made
>>221279397No more tiresome than anything else related to driving IMO
What's a good job lads?
https://voca.ro/18TB7opOGvwO
>>221279480attention seeking on 4chan and being a nonce and/or a tranny. MANY SUCH CASES!!!
>>221279492billionaires
>>221279492it hasn't kicked off yet
1700 caloriescount todaymight treat myself to a doughnut x
>>221279395Rebellious kids!
>>221279492Bayern
>>221279433Lol this tickled me
>>221279497Disgusting and immoral either way
>>221279491Did I?
https://voca.ro/11HaZiTgGKPJ
>>221279385Won't.
just going to whack something in the air friarshall see what fridgeberg has for me
>drive stickFOY you 15 year old freak
>>221279543My tinder bio
https://voca.ro/14LIN9qxjYHF
Funny how Reform were expected almost 2000 councillors if the locals went ahead last year but now they're going to get half of that
>>221279544frigging epic
>>221279536It's mad how fit she used to be, like you look at her pre manchester bombing and she's a totally different person.Honestly think that bald nigger woman who is shackled to her is doing more harm than good
Would love to drive but I physically can't :(
>>221279576funny how you're a little gay boy
>>221279578Okay
https://voca.ro/1h63gJed6WfU
>>221279588sc
>>221279595raped that freak
>>221279589Whys that bub?
LETS GOOOO EBHK
>>221279619I’m disabled
https://voca.ro/1kRy10yux3Na
>>221279619Got no legs
>>221279576So labour were right to delay x
>>221279619no arms or legs
i don't want to go and vote tomorrow i can't be fucking arsed
https://voca.ro/18K9YKvdxfqQ
Wow lots of other disabled lads ITT
>>221279309I wouldn't say I drink that heavily desu. Couple of pints mid week and anywhere from 4-8 on a Friday night. Still hate being hungover all day saturday, when that does happen.
Any forgot to register to vote man in
>>221279671
I’m voting Labour because at least I’ll get my bennies. With Reform they’ll take them away but still bring in the wogs
No to prostitute.
>>221279595Cope on little chudEnjoy your underwhelming performance tomorrow
You don't even legally have to vote in the UK what are mongs on about
>>221279619No head
>>221279701how dare you deny your mum?
>>221279717https://voca.ro/1aUALo17bijE
just got pasta delivery
SAAR YOU MUST VOTE REFORM TOMORROW!!
didnt know there was a vote tomorrow. not doing it
Wet ass pussy
>>221279689dtfic gearing up for a 12 hour shift of posting alone on desuarchive
>>221279706But all our family and friends will frown upon us!
I love Chihuahua
https://voca.ro/1hJ0UGtI33XB
>>221279753the first time I asked my gf for sex I was so shy that I had to write it on the notes app on my phone and show it to her lmao
>>221279689need this
is it acceptable to be fucked from 5 pints or am I a lightweight
>>221279764hes good but wouldnt he be better if he had some hair
>>221279619got menthol elves
https://voca.ro/1e1VJVScudU6
>>221279739you sound like fucking mong abdul. why don't you go back to raping camels?
Tim's going to end up like this lad.
>>221279792depends how quickly you're drinking them
>>221279792it's acceptable
>>221279799https://voca.ro/1a8o2lhBO02Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsHm0ckDMSI
corrr :) x
>the first time I asked my gf for sex I was so shy that I had to write it on the notes app on my phone and show it to her lmao
>>221279689Ktim
>>221279804wow does kfc really sell buckets of chicken that big?
>>221279848heartwarming
>>221279804>2014imagine how cheap all that scran was back then
>>221279854not any more. gone woke now
my smile and optimism: gone
Ordered a munchie box from bossman and he’s absolutely done me in. It turned up in a little pizza box with a free tinny of Rubicon and it was stuffed so full he had to tape a bit of sellotape over the lidAte the whole thing watching One Piece and I’ve just been groaning in agony since then, never felt so full up ughhh
Bye.
>>221279874fast food really has lost its appeal. it’s like a tenner and isn’t even that goodi stopped in for a mcmuffin once on my way to work one morning and it took them like 20 minutes. i was nearly late.
>>221279887bet he has a wank while watching the women's tennis
bayern on the ropes here
>>221279894Bossman is so good to us x
>>221279770Sex? uwu
>>221279894thats what you get for supporting paki rape gangs. mong.
>>221279804>70 stone>double the weight of the average american>average american weighs 35 stone
>>221279894Thank you for supporting Muslim immigration to this country
>>221279920>>221279931Duality of /brit/
When is the media going to accept that Emma Radacanu is a busted flush and stop writing about her every five minutes? The stories are always the same: she lost a match or quit because of an injury
>>221279951She just needs more time
bossman feeding him cancerous seed oilsgood>>221279946hope dies. fat cunt.
>a busted flushi dont know what this means but i love it
How are jobs even real? People are afraid work like 40 hours a week and nobody does more than 15 hours of actual work per week. We're all just wasting our lives.
>>221279916Love him>>221279920Fuck up Rorke>>221279931Happy to support based Muslims like kebab bossmen
arseberg on the ropes after the most recent blacking
>>221279970Anger isn't good for your health.
>>221279983Kebabs are greek. My local is cypriot expats luckily
might have bubble bath
>>221279990future techno-archaeologists discovering leftypols online blog and reading this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsjKSKXz5D0
Stress is the number one killer
Surviving off one meal a day and 2 protein shakes, fucking ravenous, low energy, low mood but the weight is melting off me.
hanging out with the aviation nerds plane spotting at lax today it's good fun
>>221280028freak
>>221280027fuck up fatty
for those who missed it, i caught this lot passing through central london earlier today
>>221280027yea cutting is absolutely awful cant even function right but it's got to be done
>>221280043:)<3
>>221280014There’s a reason Greeks also eat kebabs and it’s not because they invented them. Open a history book once in a while, Rorkeypops.
>>221280053on their way to australia are they?
>>221280053fucked it. oh well
probably feels really weird being on a football pitch with a full stadium. i would have a panic attack for sure
I will stop by when I have my yacht soon
>>221280053its weird how culture for the common man is completely hollowed out in the modern day but these old rituals and ceremonies still occur. better than nothing i suppose
>>221280084Nevermind warhammer, show us her penis!
love listening to stevie g on commsdetest listening to ally "cringe" mccoist on comms
I don't know if they do this often or if there was an event going on today
put tit marsh face back right now
>>221280140mousey suddenly in favour of fewer cars in london
images and text posting hour is it?
>>221280071Ancient greeks ate meat on skewers. It ain't that difficult lil bro
>>221280140Unserious country
>>221280140the king's curry delivery
>>221280112I like ally. Used to watch him on question of sport
pornmongs never post normal good looking womenit's always some fucked up looking egirl or an actual man with a literal penis
>>221280166this coming from an aussie
>>221280080missed the last penalty in a shootout in front of about 900 people when i was like 12 and it haunted me for years
>>221280166hearing rumours that there's wild horses in oz
>>221280112Auburn furred claws scratched out this unsettlingly fenian post
>>221280195on a trip down from glesga
>>221280084
>>221280147Tesco great value brand knockoff kys
>>221280207what did she mean by this
>>221280193Imagine if they got an order through on their comms like the clone troopers in star wars and just started wailing on all the browns
I think it was King Charles birthday and they had a gun salute in Hyde ParkI thought he was still in America
>>221280247why is their jew ink always just black doodles
>>221280247>tattoosCORRR
>>221280084You can take the willard out of the man but you cant take the autistic neek out of the man
>>221280247funny she's got a PHD but being naked paid a lot more
missing the lymph node infographics and reykjavik street livestreams
>>221280288Having a PHD is just a certificate not a job. Hope this helps x
>>221280305aha that was meglad you remember the reykjavik livestreams
>>221280220Don't even know why people think he's from scotland when he has an English accent and posts things like this. Probably just from London
>>221280354>>221280354
>>221280166Our police patrol downtown on horseback to intimidate the fent zombies that roam around at night
>>221279706never voted menever willdo you actually have to?
