Old >>221285423
dios mio
>>221286874yuck
>>221286874We eatin sexmex tonight
>>221286874puta indianegra
You fat larping linex poor people are on the same side as the N favelas monkey Brazilian
Fantastic VoyageMove OnAfrican Night FlightRed SailsYassasinBoys Keep SwingingDJLook Back In AngerRepetitionRed MoneyBeauty And The BeastV2-SchneiderSense Of DoubtMoss GardenNeukolmSons of the Silent AgeJoe The LionBlackout"Heroes"Secret Life Of Arabia
Why yes I am an iPhone chad
I really hope they have good food at this ballgame tonight
>>221286874Jesus, what the fuck is this image OP? Don't make anymore threads.
>Why yes I am an iPhone chad
only browns cave to crab bucket pressures.
weird how baseball is huge in usabut cricket is like kinda shit in the ukmental innit
Dad wants me to watch the Hulk Hogan documentary on Netflix
>>221286859>what kind of retarded shit is that?Same every time I turn it on it tries to "sync" accounts and flips out demanding 15 different things I don't have like passwords and phone numbers.Fucking fag shit.
>>221286933This woman is very attractive by Mexican standards
cum barbecue on the weekend lets go
>>221286960How old are you?
I have a big L shaped desk I turned my old monitor riser platform on one side in to a raised cat bed since I no longer need it and now my cat sits there all the time
>>221286960I watched Hulk Hogan's sex tape
>>221286968raped bitches really put up with that shit. shake my damn head.
Xochitl Gomez
>>221286980Soon to be 23
>>221286968Her inferior brown italian pussy is made for bec conquest
bros I put way too much vodka in this cocktail
>>221286960Poop in my gym brother HH
>>221286992She’s ugly. Tate mogs her
doinng a poo contempraneously
>>221287010just pour it out and make another
>>221287010No such thing, just jerk it outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w869Avr_fXI&list=RDw869Avr_fXI
>>221287035mama didnt raise no bitch
>>221286960Don't work yourself into a shoot
>>221287030Her music is nice. Her face is not.
yeah. i'm thinkin it's nap time.
>>221287010TWU what drink combo you drinking?
Habs getting BTFO
For me, it's Melissa Barrera when it comes to Latinx.There's one specific scene in a shitty show she was in that gets me off every now and then to this day.
always loved milk-based cocktailsthey feel regal and never too strong like negronis or summatn***ronis are bad boy drink
>>221287059smirnoff + OJ/lemonade
gock shock
>>221287073she looks so bland here both breasticly and facially
I never enjoyed video games
>>221286951makes sense to me, the original is more popular than the cheap knock-off
i use linux because i like my computer booting up in 5 seconds, and all of my applications loading instantly. (and also fixing things myself when it randomly breaks, which is not that often cope)still, that is better than things working badly literally all the time for no reason and being unable to do anything about it. i hate using windows for work. it's like chewing glass.
>>221286968Too big
>>221287090Negronis taste like hand sanitizer.The Dude got me onto White Russians and they're excellent.>>221287092Koltiska spirits pairs the best of any drink I've mixed with lemonade imo
>>221287073She called my girl McKenna Grace a scab for doing Scream :/
>>221287090>>221287092Gonna make some of these fuckers this summerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca7UoDT5TKo
>>221287072and the butt?
Why are y'all mfers drinking on a weekday?
>>221286765Me on the right
>>221287141LIFE IS PAIN
zoomzoom vs jasonwho mogs
>>221287124phwoarnow dissi would arseshag
>>221287141I already told you, smirnoff and OJ
>>221287072All 5 Barfalo fans must be pleased (Habs still suck though)
Just remembered death for the day - what the fuck bros, I don’t want to stop existing forever.
any of you guys know some good soft-core gooner games? i like games with pretty girls, but without lascivious elements.
>>221287152Jason obviously
>>221287197My boss just peeked over my shoulder, saw this and fired ne
me desu>>221287186can’t think of any, I made my characters nude in BG3 tho because it was hot
>>221287186Leisure Suit Larry
just received this f riend request from the most obvious scamming/trading bot imaginable.
>>221287186Touhou
>>221287197Oriental rice farmer standing in a puddle of Orangeade as viewed from above
>>221287152Who vs jason?
>>221287229already played that
>>221287186Dead or alive beach valleyball
>>221287152jason
>>221287214>mustard>high in sodium
>>221287224boo hoo nigga
I'm obsessed with trannies
>>221287250Is that Fuentes
>>221287256that's for reading my blog, stranger
>>221287258The cvt on my new subaru is great
>>221287274I don't know what that means but it makes me think of trannies
>>221287274>subaruAre you a lesbian?
>>221287267
>>221287258Lol faggot
I'd shake my ass for the money to buy Luigi's Mansion 3My local EB Games only has used copies
>>221287296I own that game
finna boutta get drunk as a muhfuh
>>221287286If desiring amazing crash test ratings and best in class advanced driver assists makes me a lesbian then give me a rug because I'm starving
>>221287125What are the oranges for
>>221287310join me, comrade
>>221287304Same. I enjoyed goouigi
>>221287288He is very handsome
>>221287295tranny detected, let me suck your gock
Don't take the hantavirus vaccine
Nigga with the last name Butterworth and a Ukraine profile pic liked me on FB
>>221287286Ummm when did people start saying that Subarus are lesbian cars? I remember when the Subaru stereotype was it's a stoner pothead in college type of car.
i've begun huffing mouse shit to build up micro immunities to the new coof
>>221287323Kill yourself, preferrably slowly and painfully
>He is very handsome
>>221287333The sedans and wagons always had different associated stereotypes
>>221287304Let me borrow your copy nigga I'll rub your feet or you can rub mine
>>221287333That lesbian who got shot by an ICE agent tried to ram him with a Subaru
>>221287333Wait til you hear what the stereotype is for Subaru drivers in Australia!
>>221287310phwoargood kittingtonshire diss
stone cold khhv. 27 years young today. i am a wholly raped soul not meant for this world.be honest—would you kill yourself if you were me?
>>221287344that's not an option for me until I've fucked every tranny on Earth
>>221287327>Ukraine profile pic that's a glowie. do not respond
>>221287358what switch games u got? maybe we can trade
How many of you were fans of the Game Chasers? Currently remembering Billy by watching some of the classic episodes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHTxY45ph30&t=188s
>>221287372I sapport ukraine though
ngl just saw odyssey trailerandwellcall me old fashionbut im a traditionalistprefer dem using british accent not american accentjust doesnt sound right using american accentsi dunkno if diss sum weird ploy to make shidd more accessible to us zoomers
>>221287370I can help you lose your virginity but I'm pretty big so you'll want to practice with fingers and toys first
>>221287382more like trannykraine LOL! get it? because I want to fuck ukraine
>>221287384Zendaya can't act or do a British accent thougheverbeit
>>221287374DK Bananza is the only physical Switch game I got
>>221287370stop watching p*rn girls can smell it on your aura
>>221287399>BananzaThat is a very clever play on wordsI tip my hat to nintendo
>>221287389believe it or not part of my being khhv is due to resisting people i wasn’t attracted to/couldn’t see myself marrying. now my looks are fading and my desperation grows. i’m not at the point of fucking a fat male yet, but i’ll post again in here if that ever changes
>>221287399wrong console, niiiiiggga
imma watch porn now fuck women
Movies in ancient Greece and Rome always use a British accent but the accent doesn't matter because they wouldn't be speaking English anyway. A British accent doesn't make it more realistic. If they are speaking English then you are not trying to be realistic anyway so they can just have an American accent and it would make no difference.
>>221287407have you ever considered becoming a tranny so I can fuck you?
>>221287407You have low tI would recommend a steroid cycle and if you're still a pissy faggot after that then kill yourself
More like cereal sexperiments laid
>>221287185No one responded to this - insane…
>>221287416tranny porn hopefully
I'm only 5'8"
>>221287446That's normal height
>>221287446>>221287451
Ameribros how do you resist the urge of just offing yourselves if you own a gun? genuinely how can you survive with a gun laying around
>>221287250it bothers me that you took the time to reply but didn’t look into what you were talking about beforehand
>>221287426nope, i’m pretty fit. not the best shape i’ve ever been in, but the last time i had my sexual hormones checked (last year) i was fine. i literally just used to be very religious and wanted a woman who i found attractive, was funny, and was a virgin. never happened, and the few times it did, it didnt go anywhere or they were already taken
i'm 5'7 and women hate that
>>221287419ummmwee little yank mandidNAE say anyfing bout realism didnae i? ye?just sounds better in british accentbro you tryna say dat havin' he odyssey performed in zoomer yank ebonics would make no difference to the experience?shut the front doorjust sounds better in british than general americannuff sedye?
>>221287468Damn rip then
>>221287446Get a pair of Timberland boots. Romeo boots offer a bit less height but they're still a solid choice for the height/comfort. Try not to judge yourself without shoes too harshly, most of the time you're wearing them anyway and that is what people base your height off of. Also, you're 5'8. Not the end of the world by any means.
>>221287458They shoot each other instead of themselves
>>221287458I don't own a gun. I think about hanging myself often though
>>221287371You'd die of aids way before that
>>221287465it bothers me that you sleep with men but here we are nonetheless
>>221287458I want to own a gun but this “call of the void” ideation is a real possibility I don’t think I’d do it, but…
Interesting thing happened in /cum/ today, you guys thought one jeet getting squished by an Elephant webm was fine but 2 was going too far.
>>221287508Nah the more the merrier. It was faggot janny who sperged out and started banning people.
>>221287521Pretty sure it was just redditjeet mass-reporting again. Gotta give those jannies something to do I suppose, for free btw.
>>221287495>immediately thinks about rough, moan filled, bareback, sweaty anal sex with menGot something to tell us?
>>221287491Yeah me too but what sucks is that lately that is the only thing I can think of, I can't get it out of my mind when I get home I do nothing, I can't think or feel nothing, I go to sleep and then it's everything the same all over again I wish I could do it
>>221287346It’s just objectively true little bro
>>221286179you just don't belong hereplease stay in california or colorado or wherever you are arizona? bitch ass sun fried nigga sun chip garden salsa ass
>>221287538its objectively true that youre gay, nigga
what the fuck
>>221287495There is nothing wrong with cleaning the house and making dinner for another man before having sex with him
Sweet LeafAfter ForeverChildren of the GraveLord of this WorldSolitudeInto the Void
It's like in that TV show The Chosen set in Bible times but they speak English with some vaguely middle eastern accent. I mean it's like come on dude in real life they wouldn't be speaking English anyway, so you don't need the accent. You might as well just have them speak with a normal accent. The weird foreign accent doesn't make it any more realistic because they're still speaking English so why bother with the accent at all
>>221287536Hey man I'm not the one who brought up glistening, slippery wet cocks slapping a tight pair of buns like some fagola, that was YOU pal.
california mentioned
>>221287552men don’t look like that thoughbeit
>>221287552
reminder that even though Black sabbaths seminal heavy metal record Paranoid was released before, Bowie's Man Who Sold The World had been recorded months before the former had beenBowie very underrated in pioneering heavy metal particularly doom and stoner metal
i want to cum on a cummingtonshireberg
>>221287566what do i think of this?
>>221287566what is wrong with women
>>221287571stop replying to fags. ignore all faggot posts.
in particular i recommend the visconti remix of bowie's man who sold the world, named METROBOLIST (i belivee diss was original planned name)check out tracks likeall the mad menshe shook me coldthe supermenwidth or a circlsaviour machinefor that thick stoner metal sludge sound
>>221287578Black Sabbath's Black Sabbath off Black Sabbath is still doomier than anything of Bowie's
>>221287552You don’t look like that
We need this
Shit Dickington, Esq. at your service.
>>221287578Sometimes different people have sort of the same types of ideas around the same time because it's in the general vibes of the era you know like how Newton and Leibniz discovered calclulus at about the same time. It's like a sort of um we're all in the same paradigm and like we figure stuff out at the same time because it's like in the air you know
*chugs alcohol*
Does anyone want to go to the arcade and play gauntlet dark legacy and marvel vs capcom 2 with me?
>>221287563tried to lissen tothe band hellalike it was alri but not relly my fingkinda sovlless musici aactually ngl enjoy angine de pootrine more even tho not innovativejust catchier funner music innitwhereas hella is kinda likr black midi but take away the fun bits and vocals
>>221287566kek I've been talking to this woman for months now literal months no kidding and every time we make plans she always comes up with an excuse, at this point I don't even know why we're still talking, just a couple days ago she said next weekend I'm free and now she stops talking out of nowhere what's up with that man seriously
>>221287566>seemingly happy couple>break up>both claim to have hated each other for yearsI’m almost (but not quite) happy I’m a hideous incel chud freak
>>221287613LITERALLY me
>>221287612*has consensual and passionate sex with a tranny*
i get acne on my arms and hands and fucking legs what the fuck Nigga
>>221287578heavy metal was invented in the US around 1967
>>221287552you and I both look like that and should frot
>>221287618No, Darksydephil
>>221287632The US is the devilI invented heavy metal
>>221287619Hella sucks ass
>>221287630Im not gay THOUGHEVER
>>221287612oh OH so that's why Alaskan natives are called chugs by the local Anglos...I knew the verb chug before, but now it's all come together
>>221287566>cancels date to go out with someone else>tells you>seethes when you suggest that you are glad you won’t date herA literal demon. I especially hate the line at the end there - “you deserve this”. As if she’s some great prize and that by depriving you of her attention, she’d be dealing a serious blow to you. Genuinely repulsive.
its so over
>>221287625get some self respect nigga. put your foot down. tell her you’re done if this happens again. (if she really likes you, she’ll make time for you)
>>221287631clean up your diet that's 70% of acne
>>221287650shut the FUCK up, you anorexic drunk
>>221287598umm yehh but people usualy ignore that album. was not very fully formed. a lot of it was still like just aping cream albeitsongs like n.i.b and wizard still extremely thick sound for the time
>>221287641I don't know what darksyphilis is and certainly don't want it in my search history
fuck you pussy
>clean up your dietliterally how
>>221287647nothing more hetero than fucking a tranny in the ass
>>221287661I'm not anywhere near anorexic cause I don't drink anywhere that much. It's about enjoyment, not about the early grave.
>>221287672Just starve yourself
>>221287660i can’t afford anything better than fried fish and canned beans
>nothing more hetero than fucking a tranny in the ass
>>221287672Cut out all foods but meat salt and water for a few weeks and reintroduce things slowly until you see what was causing it
>>221287672eat tranny ass
sum early examples of 60s metal pioneering?20th century schizoid man - king crimsonI Can See For Miles - the whoHelter Skelter - the BeatlesSunshine of Your Love - the creamCommunication Breakdown - led zepellindont fink see any americans>>221287632not it wasnt
Matthew-tier
No champagne or girly drinks we drink beer and beer and beer beer beer
you can tell society has gone to shit when people like Sophie Rain or Sabrina Carpenter are considered sex symbols
>>221287704Literally who
slovie's here!
>>221287682lol
>>221287704sounds like a media addict problem. why care about that shit?
>>221287662NIB was my hard rock baptism at maybe 16, where I had listened mostly to roots reggae before (and of the British kind, too - Aswad, Steel Pulse, LKJ), and from there that I went crazy for 70's Wishbone Ash & Jethro Tull too, and Purple's Made in Japan
>>221287698hell yeah
>>221287704>Sabrina CarpenterShe's specifically the worst one.
>>221287704I’d pee in her butt
What did we think of the Star Fox direct
Sophie Rain has good dimensions Ill give her that
>>221287708Sophie Rain is the wealthiest adult model/whore in the world, she and her agent control a huge portion of the onlyfans marketSabrina Carpenter is an obviously astroturfed “musician” (daughter of a glowie) who a shitton of normies listen to for some reason
>>221287658I know, I'm only beating myself up here but shit's rough my gf dumped me and I was talking to this girl before it happened, my point is I saw it coming and really thought I would end up with her. This weekend I'll have a date with another woman, I don't know how she looks it's a blind date some friends setup but I hope things work out
>>221287724graphics look really good and I fuck with the multiplayer. /v/ and star fox "fans" are seething but they can eat shit
There’s literally nothing wrong with being a glowie
theres only wun beeri ever remember trying and finking like instanty that i loved it, and that ws budwar. i dunno. probs not even a great drink but i just rememberthe feeling of drinking thatand the memories of the cool crisp tasteand i was likewow diss what a beer sposed to taste likelike diss what a lager sposed to taste like. not fancy lager. but like normal lager. diss waht great normal lager taste likehad the hoppyness to it too but not overbearing
>>221287672no alcohol, cut down sugar intake bigly, eat mostly green vegetables and drink 3-4 glasses of water a daygo outside and get fresh air and sunshine too, also major contributors to good skin health.
>>221287709<3>>221287697The MC5's Kick Out The Jams, maybe, I used to love that album as a kid, cause tho it is distinctly garage it's still very loud and rude for that eraNeil Young's jams on ENTIN
>>221287735>This weekend I'll have a date with another woman, I don't know how she looks it's a blind date some friends setup but I hope things work outpursue it. even if you don’t find her particularly super attractive, get some pussy. it’ll make your current situation (self harm through an uncaring foid as a result of your breakup) much easier to deal with
>>221287730fucked up weird brownoid titties on that cunt, she’s 5/10 at best
>>221287697iron butterflyblue cheerpentagramblue oyster culthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXcYZsqkZ-g
is OF content actually better than free porn?
>>221287779No lol
I won.
>>221287747heres the fingwen i was lissenin to kick out the jamsand dad heard wunceyou know what he said?"is that the who?" enuff said>>221287769blue cheer also toured wiv the who
*BELCH*
>>221287781don't reply to britshits
>>221287779only for tranny models
>>221287781fucking simpssophie rain she isnr esp. hotwonder why she so popularkinda cute girl nextdoor way if ignore rest of bodymaybe sum kinda incel fantasy fing
/cum/ is coping right now
>>221287779If there's a specific girl you're infatuated with and you've got ten dollars burning a hole in your pocket and she happens to be one of the few accounts that isn't a total scam then yes, otherwise it's a million times worse and it will make you sad
>>221287793*slips my finger into your open mouth*
>>221287810Anna is hot
>>221287813*eviscerates your testicles with my steel toed boot*
>>221287810tfw no tranny wife
>>221287821evil
>>221287779>>221287808https://coomer.st/artistsSee for yourself bud
>>221287558Most people are just retarded, I've also seen a lot of people including the media going on about how words like daddy didn't exist in ancient greece, like yeah obviously none of the fucking words they use existed at that time because no one speaks ancient greek and if any of these people were concerned for language accuracy they'd be pointing out that there were dozens of dialects in ancient greece so the most realistic way to portray accents would be to have a wide variety of them, the movie still looks like ass and they turned Helen of Troy (/literally/ within the context of the story the most beautiful woman to ever exist to the point of making multiple gods jealous) in to a bald negress, so I won't be seeing it
>>221287821idk who that is but she looks profoundly mid and my gf could easily beat her the F*CK up
>>221287715 never lissened to none of dat stuff
>>221287822*kisses your belly as I double over in pain*
>>221287844*stomps your head into the curb*
>>221287837your gf sounds like a tranny and I could definitely treat her better than you do
Here comes the seethe...
>>221287828coomer is essentially useless because all the full time OF whores actually individually message out the videos when they post them so the posts that coomer shows are just "DM me for video!!!!" if you actually want to see them just go on simpcity and ask or hope that someone has dumped them before
>>221287821Can’t believe this vile cunt claims to have “big natties” lol
>>221287856No you couldn't she would buck break you
>>221287867her cohost claims to be a good christian girl but has a triple digit body count
>>221287853*kisses your butt cheek while you kill that guy*
>>221287840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTuQ7v1i5wI just love it when the live version surpasses the original, it can go either way even with great bands - Led Zep were sloppy live and they interpolated shitty blues lyrics and drum solos in their songs...but this is the best example of 70's hard rock bar none
>>221287853*spasms on the floor very erotically then poops*
>>221287832nuffink to do with realismpeople would be saying same fings if it was lotr or game of thrones nibbathats what nonr of yall seem to br able to graspnot about realismjust yank accents dont sound right in certain context
this mixer is NOT going well with the vodka
When the Iran war started my boomer dad had a really bad feeling about it and he said orange man shouldn't have done this, but now my dad says it's going really well and this is great.I don't know what is going on. I just know my dad's opinions because he talks about it with his boomer friends all the time.
>>221287869that's hot, I bet her girl cock is huge
i look like this
> I bet her girl cock is huge
>>221287913>>not about realismmultiple articles have criticized the use of the word daddy as unrealistic and british accents sound inbred
>>221287919part of the purpose of news media is to repeat political positions until the audience believes them. people don't really employ all the tools of empiricism when they form an opinion.
>>221287928
>>221287920she would put a rubber elastrator ring on your balls until they fell off
>>221287929is that your tranny gf?? Damn lucky
femoids have gone insane
>>221287936based and trannypilled, thats how I like my ladies
>>221287913
>>221287919just wish summat intrestin happenedlike what was even the pointtrump is a moron
>>221287938I worry millennial insane hags are going to drag zoomettes down with them
>>221287508Second one was deleted suspiciously quickly
>>221287968Trump is a troll, he's 4chan become president
ohhhhhhh dear I am feeling the inebriation
looking at old ecards my ex gf used to send me back during covid
Ooooooohh husbantt
got an ingrown hair in my asscrack
>>221287969n****, zoomettes are gone
>>221287933>>221287968I don't know.My dad is kind of weird about some things. He knows that the media has lied about all kinds of things in the past, but he doesn't seem to question what the media says right now. With him it's just Wall Street Journal said this, Fox News said that.Boomers man
Name one Brazilian invention.
>>221288021the samba
>>221288021Airplane (lol)
>>221288021creampies
>>221287976True
i am so fucked in the head. I will never meet my employment potential, and will forever be stuck at the bottom of the white collar hierarchy.
>>221288021The bbl
>>221288021The BBL
>>221288021Sega Master System.
>>221288021Hot tranny orgies
I got some herpes on my lip :/
>>221288021sopa de macacao
Time to smoke some gangweed and get high
i surpassed my potential long ago
>>221288021homosexuality
just masturbated, i am cured
>>221288054uma delicia!
>>221288021Those BBQ restaurants where the guys walk around with meat and cut pieces for you at your table.
I must admit that I started to get a little bit annoyed but I don't want to argue with him so I just said ok yeah
>>221288048me too bro ur good just means i get bitches
fuck brazil
>>221288072They always be making threads about us on GOD
It do be like this
>Kamala's daughter is on ssris Pottery.
pov youre estupid
>>221288098>Kamala raises her full-blooded jew stepdaughter without having any kids of her ownNow that is POTTERY and a great symbol of America isn't it?
you might say 'post-punk is just art rock with a new coat of paint for the punk era', but if you read the bios of post-punk musicians on wiki you'll find that a lot of them were still in Deep Purple cover bands in 1975. Still, Chrome's Alien Soundtracks and Television's Marquee Moon show a clear continuation from 70's prog & psych
Everyone loves a grilled cheese
>>221288098And she questions them. She’s ready for a magacock
>>221288120
>>221288116>if you read the bios of post-punk musicianscould not imagine being this girl-brained.who gives a fuck how a string plucker or singer lives?
Just pulled my cock out You know what that means....Time to piss!
>>221288055i got an itty-bitty ass amount left
Die young
Weed makes you gay and lazy btw
Dai Phong