my stupid chud ass parents named me in a way that puts me at the top of every fucking list
Aaron?
my parents named me stanislaw.people correctly guess my parents are immigrants, yet they still gave my older and younger siblings normal american names
Is alphabetical order by first name and not by surname in the US?
>>221288430Hello Aaron. We've been expecting you
>>221288462It depends on the situation
>>221288462I'm pretty sure it's both, otherwise I'd be at the bottom of every list. most people won't distinguish between them because the people sorting by alphabetical order are using word or whatever
>>221288478bros last name is Aardvark
>>221288430Adolph
>>221288430Aaron A. Aaronson?
>>221288430Aarav Aakula from Hyderabad
>>221288430So you're not going to get missed when sending in your CV :)
>>221288430Just be glad you have a top name and not a bottom name. Then you'd have to take some cock up your butt.
>>221288552one of the two biggest gossips in town
why are there two As on Aaron anywayis there a single other word in the English language that has two consecutive As in it?
>>221288430Andrés Andrade?
>>221288778so thats how that works
>>221288810aardvark
>>221288797kek
>>221288870I've had some battles with these guys. But I'm not ready to tell my story yet. They may still be out there, lurking.
>>221288870god what a loathsome fucking animal makes me want to throw up
>>221288430Usama?
>>221288870what does aardvark taste like? will it burger?
>>221289638Sawdust
