i believe in pooicles
you sexy thang, you sexy thing

Today we ALL defend our boy Sir Keir Starmer!

starting a new type of angry woke artist thing where you have to post the original version of a templated meme to give credit to the original artist of it or people get angry at you

peter thiel
thats one weird ass nigga

jd vance is built like peter griffin

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>>221290054
don't know what this means

uk has the best teeth in the world because of the nhs

>>221290054
LOL

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

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needing a trim

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mad how this happened

Where did all the Blemmyes go?

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>>221290105
this was more mad

>>221290099
making plans
for nigel

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morning

>>221290121
don't imagine the philippines u17 women are that good so not that mad

>>221290088
kek why does this exist

>>221290054
Gemerald

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>>221290076
facts

>>221290099
62 year old politician who looks 17

remember to vote lads

>>221290121
why do all the north korean women have men hair cuts?

>>221290137
positively pearlescent

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das me

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>>221290054
https://www.ucl.ac.uk/medical-sciences/news/2015/dec/us-vs-uk-who-has-better-teeth

i'm so acidic it's trying to burn out of me

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my carbonated drinks exploded on my balcony. i thought someone was doing a drive-by

>>221290160
done that gaptooth mong

mental how during my grandads life the germans rounded up 6 million jews and gypsies and retards and gassed and shot them to death. also mental how they tried to cover it up. finally its mental how that is the backdrop to everything that ever happens now, it is the worst thing to ever happen in history - the point of comparison for everything bad that ever happens

>>221290176
well i suppose a poltergeist is more interesting

>>221290005
more like Slagatha Christie

>>221290187
nick fuentes told me that didn't happen

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my teeth at 31
brush only once a day
floss maybe once a week
haven't been to the dentist since I was 14
no missing teeth
never had toothache
have never once used mouthwash

I want massivr fucking war!!!!! Killing and death widespread!!!!

man she punched me like a dude

>the worst thing to ever happen in history
if you say so pal

>>221290215
ktim

the teeth are always cuter before they get the caps or veneers or the bonding or what have you

it’s a ukg/grime/riddim sort of day lads

>>221290206
Want a medal?

why is it so cold

>>221290238
He'll have several crowns one day.

>>221290137
*parks a lorry in the gaps between her cheeks*

>>221290249
dohohoho

entering a console command that deactivates all niggers

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>>221290206

>>221290259
s

>>221290249
I'll be a King of several Kingdoms?

entering a console command that turns all niggers' slipperiness to 1000% so they're uncontrollably flying around everywhere

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>Dreaaaaaaaam weaver! I believe you can get me through the niiiiight!

rorke finding himself at the centre of a humourous scenario

>>221290206
You should at least consider brushing twice a day as a bare minimum change.

>>221290281
rape is not funny

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>>221290262
sc

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>Error: You were warned. You must first view this warning to post again.

my apolitical nanberg has started saying things like 'I'm not racist, but the town doesn't feel English anymore'. I never talk to her about this kind of stuff by the way, this has been out of the blue.

Just got off the phone with me nan

*isis member about to execute me by shooting me in the head, pulls the trigger but the gun backfires and kills him instantly, i have my eyes tight shut for a few seconds thinking i'm dead but slowly open them, look around utterly confused, his fellow isis members think allah intervened and they come to worship me as their new king and provide me with a computer and a local vpn to post in brit with an aussie flag*

>>221290328
she got reformed

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outfit of the day

How about a new political party called the Truth and National Defence Party (TND)?

>>221290356
Ruby is how all women behaved before woke.

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chuckling at the idea of voting for reform because you don't like that your relative is on bennies

>>221290356
Ruby looks like she smells of wee :/

>>221290385
he's only 40, just a kid

>>221290385
>my partner’s son

rorke's dad spying a bunch of mincing queers and frowning and saying 'they need their bloody legs whipped, the embarrassments!' while breathing heavily

>>221290385
>my partner's son

>>221290385
Sensitive young men are the most oppressed group in society

>>221290356
are these middle-class people larping as upper-class

>highs of 14C, cloudy

it's another absolute scorcher out there folks

>>221290385
It's so hard for a young lad to get work these days.

>>221290406
Her nan is wearing pretty a standard middle class outfit for a women here age, whereas Ruby is wearing an outfit at least a century out of date.

I'm not sick but I'm not well

tanisha performing procedure 110-montauk on spc-148-8 "rorke"

Vile boomers taking it out on the young again when they were given everything

>>221290422
you want to fuck her

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Ice spice cottage cheese sexarse

People need to realise that we have a world where not everyone needs to work, our productive capacity is so much bigger than the amount of people we have. That is one of the reasons for mass immigration, new consumers.

ice spice the demon's souls of slightly odd to pronounce clearly names

>>221290437
She's not really my type. I'm not the rubyposter, I was just answering the yanks question.

and it's a sin to live so well

didnt luis enrique die of cancer

>>221290440
Currently having a shit and the smell of my hangover shit combined with the image of her flabby arse just turned my stomach.

>>221290487
Yup

>>221290356
a) who the FUCK is this one-reality-check-away-from-katatonia bubble sheltered girl?
b) why are you obsessed with her?

chocolate rain
some stay dry but others feel the pain

any rorkey racists in?

The only example of the mandela effect that gives me pause is the women who smiles at Jaws in that James Bond fillum. I distinctly remember her having braces and apparently she didn't.

bloody rubbing my freaking willy lads! wahey!

Wish slavery was still around

>>221290506
fake quote, he said this in german not english

>>221290506
that nigga was incel as fuck

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...

>>221290513
i'm actually pretty adamant about the tiananmen square one, i distinctly remember learning in school that the tank rolled straight over that chinky lad and squished him to death

>>221290517
Slavery was retarded since it allowed bantus to spread.

>>221290506
Ah yes, Göbbels, infamous for speaking the truth

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insane floor plan

>>221290517
It is in West Africa

Currently ill and shall be marathoning Doc Martin

>>221290533
2026 = 2023 + AI

please ignore my huge malformed penis

>>221290570
every year is just 2010 over again

>>221290538
They should spread their arses on my bwc

>>221290005
I have seen some little Japanese boys walking around onsens with some pretty big ole swingin dicks, not to dispute facts and figures

>>221290570
there was plenty of AI slop in 2023

>>221290580
noice i'm gonna listen to dubstep and bully scene kids

>>221290570
makes you think doesnt it

um I was making an E = MC^2 + AI joke, apologies if that was unclear

>>221290533
wahey hope they make us stay home for 6 months and double my dole payments again

nyan cat sex arse

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… early waking up time wearing my excellent glasses watching the bad guys on sky cinema on my tv via sky stream in home …

>>221290618
this is what's known as a 'dutch angle' in photography

>>221290618
Why don't you message him and tell him to post here? He looks like he's got nothing going on in his life.

>>221290618
a'you gonna make a proppah lush BIG ENGLISH bruv?

>>221290618
What's that on your feet?

Hate that we got no trees on mountains here

rorke doing the haka outside the polling station

>>221290629
Hes got better shit to do

>>221290618
mad to think how strong ol Tim must be getting on that Revitive® Circulation Booster™, the drug-free solution for relieving leg and foot pain with patented technology available today at Argos, Wilko and JML Direct dot com.

>>221290637
Like tv and booze? I'm going to message him and tell him he's a celebrity here. Employed Woman's going to flip lol

me great nan voted labour
and me nan voted labour
and me mum voted labour
and I........ will vote for Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch

Christianity is the mother of liberalism and the grandmother of communism.

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mad how this used to or still has a cock

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak1-qLbHHCM
>Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better... stronger... faster

>>221290633
shut up lad

>>221290667
Leftypol is the mother of celibacy

me? never vote me because there is statistically never a chance where my 1 (one) vote was the deciding factor

only low iq mongs vote

if god is a male then he must have a penis right? wonder how big it is, and if he's circumcised or not
bet this was a rather serious theological debate back in the day when people still took this crap seriously

>>221290688
usually I just ask my mum who she's voting for then vote for the opposite party to undo her vote

If there was a hantavirus pandemic I genuinely would support a lockdown this time.

don't want to be autistic anymore

my mum refuses to vote even though it's mandatory in australia and you get a fine if you don't do it

get the pubs locked down
get the schools locked down
get the hospitals locked down

let the boat people roam the streets freely
get it done

I’m voting today because I want to stop reform and their army of gammons

>>221290707
How many times has a party won just because they happened to be listed first on the ballot

>>221290695
That you even ask this question reveals how unqualified you are to call theology 'crap'. The unwashed peasants you're descended from might have asked such retarded nonsense, but not the true scholars and theologians.

>>221290709
This is why I love the IRA. I wish they'd defeated England.

>>221290704
no one would comply with lockdowns this time. Any goodwill they had with covid has long since been used up.

this is all completely independent of the fact hanta is a more serious virus. People simply do not care anymore.

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pokemon go to the polls

>>221290717
pipe down diego you're not due until tomorrow

>>221290707
doubt they ever do fine you though its all just scare tactics

have had jury duty at least 3 times in my lifetime and never went to one and never got the supposed £1k fine

>>221290717
>The unwashed peasants
Like Jesus Christ?

>>221290725
>hanta is a more serious virus.

Oh I am sure.

>>221290732
they actually do send you a fine, but you can contest it, lie and say you did vote, and there's no way for them to prove otherwise so they'll just let it go

>>221290749
I mean in the sense that it's more likely to have complications for normal people rather than just the elderly and obese

Yank larpers flip the fuck out when they find out the average English person has more Irish dna than them

never had jury duty before, wish i would have it so i'd have the chance to send some bogan, or even better, a big delicious darkie to prison

>>221290728
lenger

I would just say I'm retarded if I ever got a jury summons

>>221290767
We know your women are gaggin for Rorke stick mate. Katy wan de rorkdem

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you can walk my path
you can wear my shoes
learn to talk like me
and be an angel too

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corr would shag diss wun deep inside the brapper and romantically glaze her face

They cant be more irish than me im full black irish

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we have pure irish specimina that can only be found elsewhere on the west coasts of ireland

>>221290783
in reality you'd just show up and do it. It's interesting and a break from the monotony of everyday life.

You wouldn't hear your name called, stand up and say "um actually quoting subsection 3.1(a) under the judgement HM's Crown vs Rorkeberry I hereby declare myself except from jury duty" and then everyone clapped and said "woah he's dead cool". You'd just sit there and when your name is called you'd get up and shuffle off to the jury room with the rest of those selected.

Facts dont care about youre feelings

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take the piss

Ive got ketchup vibes

>>221290850
that's what you get for using your tranny programmer brain

>>221290866
it's called catsup yankee boy

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looks like plastic

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>>221290850
>reused B placement on final guess
uh oh

im a social pariah

went through a bicurious phase in my early 20s where i let some guy bum me up the arse, and the anal soreness i experienced over the next couple of days were a dreadful reminder that i'd committed an unholy deed. don't be gay lads. shag fannies.

>>221290911
Very allegorical

>>221290898
ye well I'm gay and also stupid

>>221290911
ktim

Today, I am going to refer quite frankly to a very grave chapter. We can mention it now among ourselves quite openly and yet we shall never talk about it in public. I'm referring to the evacuation of the Jews, the extermination of the Jewish people. Most of you will know what it's like to see 100 corpses side by side or 500 corpses or 1,000 of them. To have coped with this and—except for cases of human weakness—to have remained decent, that has made us tough. This is an unwritten—never to be written—and yet glorious page in our history.

>>221290919
happened to wank off a lad in my gay year but would never do it again

fascinating... i never knew that such things could be..

>>221290827
Ginger girls are hot though. We need more gingers not less.

>>221290949
and what do you want me to do about it

>bicurious phase
>gay year

bent benders

Just finished deadwood. Absolutely garbage ending just like most tv shows. Suppose breaking bad's is the only good one

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imagine being gay LOL

>>221290930
Your government didn't believe in the Holocaust fable, and at one time cut off contact with jewish resistance groups in Europe because the resistance groups kept nagging British intelligence in the middle of the war with nonsense.

>>221290979
not very modest is she

suppose they had ended the simpsons back around 2000 like everyone says they should've, how should they have ended it

>>221290977
these days I just watch the first season of any show then drop it

everything after that is always rubbish

>>221290930
Based Himmler

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Kid always was a dumb fuck though, wasn’t he?

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>>221290979
imagine not

>>221290965
think i'm asexual tbf, i found i wasn't particularly interested in women so i decided to give men a try to see if i liked it more, but turns out i'm not into blokes either, got no use for this penis of mine other than to do a stand-up wee to flex on foids

>>221290977
get on the three kingdoms (2010)
~95 1 hour episodes of pure kino

>>221290998
the movie coming out in 2007 was a good point to end it

>>221291031
>>221289179

>>221291043
movie was shit and wasn't meant to be an ending so it would have been a shit ending
i guess there is no good way to end a show like the simpsons, even though it's gone on too long

>>221290979
Mashallah

>>221291052
well i think the movie was at least better than most of the episodes that were coming out at the time. never understood why normies thought spider pig was so hilarious, every day at school people were singing it, it was so dumb

>>221291040
>asia
>pre-1500
Dont think i will but thanks for the rec. Cant even stomach Romeslop cos it's too far back for a period piece

>>221291058
Y-yeah

I will happily die of arse cancer before I let anyone stick their fucking fingers up there, how humiliating

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went to the shops to get some ketchup for my tendies but accidentally bought the salt and sugar reduced kind. fucking cuntbuggery.

>>221291071
it is pretty humiliating to die of cancer because you're too insecure for a basic medical check

>>221291071
get a female doctor to do it

i prefer to say humbling than humiliating

one time my indian coworker (cute girl) microwaved a salad which I thought was very odd

I believe in discrimination. Discrimination is a moral good and a moral law! It’s an aristocratic spirituality. Of course you discriminate. You discriminate over who’s your enemy and who’s your friend. You don’t treat people all as the same except in some universal ninnydom which only exists in the minds of people who’d like human nature to be different from what it is.

>>221291077
Thats why i voted trump

any you lads watched slow horses? is it good?

>>221291106
my dad watches it and really likes it. I tried the first few episodes but couldn't get into it.

might ask the toilfu to get her piss flaps out for the boys

>>221291114
is gary oldman good in it? mostly interested in it for him desu

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rorke's bevvy

me? spiritually aristocratic evolian

>>221291132
Pepsi Max for me

>>221291126
yeah he plays his character convincingly

I never made it to the end of the first season but I assume the twist is that while he is portrayed as a dirty slobbish oaf, he's actually a highly competent intelligence asset.

Me? Jeffersonian. States rights democrat.

got the slow horses torrenting, going out for a tessco meal deal. day shall be sorted lads

gay british rorke refusing to come out of the cupboard

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Might eat some crackers and peanut butter

nigger

bit chilly today
got no plans
might top up the gas card
and go the vape shop
could do laundry
might ring mum
nothing else on

eating buttered crumpets

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love her
albanian queen

>>221291203
jigaboo

what time do the polls open?

Rorke getting nervous in front of black queens and accidentally introducing himself as Bjork

Need the glowing rectangles to keep the bleakness away cos it bleak

>>221291272
https://youtu.be/fq2dWTBVZD4?si=NBuA3-eqAuQM9BFg

i miss my ex

just voted for the monster raving loony party

>>221291272
s

>>221291281
any second I'm not looking at a screen is time wasted frankly

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>>221291151

>>221291295
Send her a text

>>221291295
imagine her getting drilled by several new bfs and that feeling will go away

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just been for me run x

>>221291281
ktim every day since i was about 7

>>221291330
she's blocked me on everything tbf, even went out of her way to unfollow me on spotify

just voted for the lib dems. think ill do fuck all for the rest of the day

could defeat any of you without even powering up tbf

i'm just a 33 year old kid with my whole life ahead of me

reminiscing about the halcyon days of 2023

>>221291369
ok roboknob

>>221291354
UNIT

got a heart shaped hole in my chest where i was shot with the heart gun

>>221291369
ill take that challenge. meet me in Missoula, MT tomorrow at noon

>>221291400
dis nigga lives inside the inceltics head coach

rorke getting transported back to 1930s germany and getting stuck in an asylum by the nazis

>>221291400
>Missoula, MT
what's Montana like? seems Aryan

>>221291406
Imagine the USA, UK and Germany as allies during this period. What would the world be like today?

>>221291441
leftypol getting his bits cut off at the Sex Research Institute only to realize he's AGP later

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>>221291445
100% White.

some rum posting going on

>>221291442
The western part of the state is beautiful and the rest is a wasteland.
There are lots of injuns

>>221291434
Das ri
>>221291442
Think of the western cowboy movies you've seen, where the men are rugged outdoors types and the women are fertile and marriage minded. It's like that.

>>221291400
patrick doran reference

catalogued all my seeds

EDIBLE
basil Genovese x2
anise (pimpinella anisum)
goji berry (Chinese wolfberry)
lemon seeds (4 seeds) (in bag with misc pink native bulb)
custard apple
broccoli
heirloom lettuce forellenschuss

MEDICINAL
white sage
agrimony
lovage
chamomile
yellow gentian
lemon mint (bergamot)
ashwagandha (withania somnifera)
yarrow
opioid lettuce (lactuca virosa)


MISCELLANIOUS
red amaranth
pink and white everlastings
senecio serpens succulent
joans red flame nasturtium (1 seed)
dwarf carnation
jacaranda
wattle tree x2
pink geranium
eucalyptus ficifolia
eucalyptus erythrocorys
red and green kangaroo paw
daisy
delphinium
traveling palm
cats paw
vinca mixed bloom
unnamed vinca
diamantina topaz vermillion
white button mushroom inoculant

also got heaps of mystery seeds ive collected or inherited over the years

>>221291499
That's a lot of seeds

>>221291513
he's done for the day

the muppets have taken manhattan
those poor people

>>221291513
dont like this post mate could you delete it

>>221291513
sent that cunt flying

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10mph speed limits coming

>>221291529
they really don't want the plebs having access to transport do they

rorkeazoid

>>221291527
sorry

thanks x

in bed, farting

20mph limits are retarded since cars are more efficient at 30mph in 4th gear
i actually don't care about 70 IQ groidbeasts being run over

seedmong loves his seeds

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>>221291467
As it should be.

might give minecraft another go. been 6 years since i last played it. got nothing else going on in my pointless incel life

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off to bed

don't let them get to you it's cool you have that many seeds

>>221291584
/brit/ server now

>>221291585
night mate, love you
x

>>221291584
they added a cum cube

>>221291578
name?

>>221291585
Night lad. Happier days ahead.

>>221291600
Idk

Sir Penis Enlarger

Had a dream I was having sex with this woman
Used her like a flashlight
Only way I'm shagging these days is in my dreams
Sorry state of affairs

Why do the crazy ones always shag the best. 5 years on and still the best schzioussy I’ve ever had

just voted for labour 5 times

>>221291656
alri sheed

im conflicted about voting
might just not bother