>>221295181
So worth a try or nah?

>>221295386
shit edition
>>221295331
i have the money and its more convenient than installing cream api every time
>>221295358
never felt danger here that warranted such things

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>>221295475
>shit edition
zoomers are moralfags and they have to be called out

>>221295386
Why do zoomers all have these weird long faces?

>>221295495
yeah but it couldve been something else
i do find them funny i saw my wife get accused of grooming me on discord because shes 4 years older than me
t technically a zoomer

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>>221295540
zoomers spend their time policing other people's relationships instead of actually having relationships

>>221295597
minor coded? kek
i saw someone say they should execute patrick stewart for his wifr bring younger when he married her when she was 40

>>221295630
Wait until they find out about Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones

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>>221295495
Based. Zoomies will learn, the easy way or the hard way.

Thanks to me having to commute to the cagie Im actually walking 5 hours every week more or less, i am actually getting thinner

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>females complaining about icky age gaps yet still choosing to date way older dudes

>>221295740
its usually not the ones in said relations complaining

>>221295740
Women like 30yo men the most, men like 20yo women the most

>>221295758
yeah it's the 30yo hags realizing they wasted their youth

>>221295597
Not me, I'd love to fuck my sister's friends, there's especially this tall blonde minx that looks eminently shaggable

>>221295860
based

>>221295540
that's gross, and if you disagree with them they'll say she brainwashed you and you can't have your own ideas
they literally treat you like a child

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>>221295762
speak for yourself

>>221295740
>women
>not contradicting themselves
choisissez un, svp
also, the ones complaining about age gaps are the hags that no one wants anymore and see the younger ones as competitors

>>221295894
i never engage i just joke and say yah i got groomed and tell them i was 20 when we married and 18 when we dated

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>>221295911
>her pov:

>>221295762
speak for yourself
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Yesterday I was too tired to pack some strawberries in my lunchbag and now Im regretting it

Bought a belgian choccy ice cream with some blueberry pieces in it at the gelateria. Was delish fr fr ong. The two workers there were really cute too.

>>221278116
>Clarence in particular squeats beltless because the thinks it's unathletic
Based honestly
>Have you thought about chaging jobs?
Not an option. I'd still work in the same field, just in an environment where I don't know the bossman (we're on great terms with my bossman, he's a chill lad) and would probably get a worse pay or the same pay but would have to work even more.

>>221295860
>I'd love to fuck my sister's friends
Based honestly.
Not even going to ask how old they are. Don't want you to send me flying.

>>221295495
I kneel.
But that does not change the fact that the edish is shite.

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>>221296023
>Not even going to ask
Good

>>221295996
Fra poco le fragoline che abbiamo piantato a marzo dovrebbero essere del tutto mature, saranno buonissime
>>221296023
18 or 19 y.o., not that it matters, the age of consent is 14

>>221295963
>tell them i was 20 when we married
Did you really marry that young?
Cute if true.

>>221295911
Fugg.
Saved that vid some days ago. Was waiting for the opportunity to post it ig. You beat me to it tho fr fr ong.

>>221296052
yeah i did
i wanted to marry her but we rushed it to make sure we cant be legally seperated when we travel
and we moved a lot before finally coming to settle here
and the early bird posts the webm

>>221295597
>watching other people play games instead of playing themselves
>watching other people reacting to stuff instead of having your own reactions
>evaluating others relations instead of having their own
zoomers took cuckholding to all aspects of life it seems, also
>minor coded
I'll not even try to understand what the fuck this bullshit is

>>221296049
Fragole o fragoline?

>>221296223
Insane seethe coming from you booma.
Must mean that brapzilian zoom-zooms are even worse than yuro ones.

>>221296096
>to make sure we cant be legally seperated when we travel
I see.
Still, cute either way.

>>221296049
>not that it matters
holy based
There's a cute 19 yo gypsy girl I wouldn't be against doing the needful with btw.

>>221296049
>>221296277
Peo secondo me piantarle a marzo è troppo presto e fa troppo freddo, a luglio o il prossimo anno forse

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>>221295963
>>221296049
>>221296299
>20
>18
>18
>19

hotdogs for lunch today to fuck up my stomach

>>221296366
How so?

>>221296339
She was only an adult you sick fuck.

>>221296373
theyre american style but i make them at home
mustard ketchub and onions fuck my stomach up when together

>>221296299
not seething, I just find it extremely weird

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>>221296470
Understandable.
Some time ago, must have been at least a year by now, we were waiting at the pedestrian crossing for the traffic light to turn green for us, we were like 15 people there or idk. Then out of the blue 3 zoom-zooms on the same electric scooter of theirs just appeared out of nowhere, got into a small ditch like 5 metres from us, and obviously fell, all 3 of them. Literally all 15 people waiting for the lights, we were looking at them like picrel and noone went to help them get up.

>>221296277
Fragole normali effettivamente, mia mamma ha deciso di piantarle presto perché a marzo faceva molto caldo, suppongo
>>221296339
Reddit is another way

>>221296223
Based. They're also as technologically illiterate as boomers.

>>221296583
Based, were they ethnics?

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>>221296656
No, gypsies are not smart enough to know how to use electric scooters.

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>men naturally look for fertile women, fertility peaks in young adulthood and disappears with age
>women naturally look for men who can protect the young ones and provide for the tribe
"age gap" is just a biological ingrained tendency, simple as that

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looks like something youd see on scrandle but it tastes good

>>221296686
okay you just made it weird tho
just post hags or young women depending on your team no need to rationalize things

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>>221296680
kek, I'll toast my cuppa joe to that, fren!

>>221296686
that's true, and that's why the current push against it is doomed to fail

>>221296631
I feel like I've got adequate computer skills (in regards with my limited necessities of course, I'm not a programmer or an engineer)
By the way I ended up having a pizza with salsiccia e friarielli yesterday night, it was good

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>>221296721
people who like hags only like the well preserved ones

>>221296919
>people like sexy and pretty people
yes

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>>221291985
Congratzione, took me almost exactly the same amount of time to finish my first playthrough too (second one only took me around 120 hours).
>>221293131
>Btfo'd the brain
Cringe
>did not get the waking up next to bae'zel scene as she died to her queen
Based
>Wyll went with Karlach to kick some ass in the hells.
Based
>Shart found a comfy place and she is raising funimals.
Based
>Astarion did not ascend.
Cringe
>Gale became a teacher and did not use the crown.
Based (I would have also accepted "blowing himself up" as based).
>Also literally only learnt today of how wizards can learn spells from found spellscrolls.
Yeah, I suppose there's nothing that explicitly tells you this in game, but that's how wizards typically learn new spells in D&D and Pathfinder.
I was heading towards joining the Emperor on my recent playthrough, but then I betrayed him at the final moment and shanked him in the gut like he'd stolen my commissary ramen.

Good luck on your honour mode run. I look forward to hearing about your creche shenanigans and how you deal with a certain event.

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just saw on the news the britbongs are having their elections today

what kind of fucking psychopath has elections on a weekday?
here it's always on sundays

>>221296631
>>221296680
fascist scum

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i had hotdogs for lunch meanwhile my wife is making this
and before you ask i said no because i hate ramen noodles

>>221297101
>second one only took me around 120 hours)
How did it take you that long?
Did you again reread all the books/texts you could find and listen to all conversations without skipping them?
Also idk why bae'zel gives you the 'ick so much but you do you chef. She a cutie imc.
>shanked him in the gut like he'd stolen my commissary ramen.
kek
Btw as I was talking again with Halsin after 6 months of not seeing the companions, my character really wanted to eat his brain fr fr. I could resist the urge though. Was afraid I would have to roll a dice on all conversations afterwards but thankfully that was not the case.
Also there was a place at camp where in a stash there were like 17 letters or so, ofc read them all and next to it there were 4 prints of the baldur's mouth. There was a title that read "stone lord killed by beloved ranger" in one of the newspapers. Absolutely sent me flying.
For my honour run I'll probably download a mod that adds a new class to the game and play as that class. Also will probably add a mod that lets alfira permanently become a member of the team. Then again I do wonder if that's compatible with a durge run or no cuz apparently it's also scripted in a way that it does not mess with the durge run. We'll see.

>>221295401
The DLC is basically only Byzantium stuff with most changes coming in the free patch.
I think the game is improving over time and generally getting better, outside of the retarded way complacency work and the fact that the AI can't manage to make good armies I think the game is great and I wouldn't change much.

>>221297347
By the way Magyar I got another interview today, although I doubt they'll take me

>>221297484
Couldn't care less
#sentthatfreakflying #rorkewonteverrecover #stickaforkinhimcausehesdone
Jokes aside
Is this interview also for one of those temporary tourism jobs? Do you even want this job btw or did you apply just in case you don't get accepted to the company you actually want to work at?
Best wishes, sis. I'm sure they'll see that you are a smart ass nigga.

>>221297570
Yes, yes, this year I'm just looking for some summer jobs to make some money, I'll think about legal jobs next year after I graduate
The problem is that everyone wants me to start working immediately until November, while I want to work only 3 months from June to August

>>221297570
Also I've never understood who Rorke actually is (I don't visit that cesspit known as /brit/)

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>>221297347
>How did it take you that long? Did you again reread all the books/texts you could find and listen to all conversations without skipping them?
Because I'm old and slow and loot every single pot, crate and vase despite the fact that 90% of them are either empty or contain 3 gold coins. Didn't re-read every single book again, but of course I'd never skip dialogue like some ADHD-addled zoomoid.
>Also idk why bae'zel gives you the 'ick so much but you do you chef. She a cutie imc.
Hey, you're the one who killed her by giving her to Vlaakith. She survived both of my playthroughs - makes you wonder who really loves her, doesn't it?
>Btw as I was talking again with Halsin after 6 months of not seeing the companions, my character really wanted to eat his brain fr fr.
Grim, but honestly if you have to eat someone's brain, it might as well be Halsin. Nibba's the kind of the guy to get left behind on a field trip and nobody notices until they're doing the head count.
Also bear in mind that mods disable achievements, so if you care about getting the cheevo for completing the game in honour mode, you can't get up to any shenanigans (if you're just doing it for fun, it doesn't matter though).

ever wonder how your body can push gas out to fart without pushing poop? how does it do that thats wild

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also finished product
didnt get to take a pic before she ate

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>>221297703
>you can pee without pooping
>but you can't poop without peeing
God has a lot to answer for.

>>221297671
>you're the one who killed her by giving her to Vlaakith.
In my defense I had no idea that would happen. I did know based on the material I found scattered throughout the game that Vlaakith is a bitch compared to Orpheus, and Bae'zel really wanted to join here, but still, I had no idea she would get eaten.
As for the modded version not giving me rewards, I really want to see if I can beat it in honour mode so I might just speedrun it and use go for the same choices I did in this run. Shouldn't take me more than some hours I guess.
>>221297837
>he can't poop without peeing
ngmi unironically

>>221297625
>that everyone wants me to start working immediately
Yeah ofc that's natural when they see a smart and dashing young italian stud.
>I've never understood who Rorke actually is
I guess saying Rorke is retarded is like saying he is retarded, but the subject rorke is not as direct as using the word he as a subject
Or something like that idk. Catnigga probably knows better than us, then again he will probably keep his secrets.

just realized we say ifranjy in arabic to mean foreign meaning to say french or francaic

>>221297671
>not using the highest graphics settings
'ick
Insane forehead on Shart icon btw. Never really noticed that. Wonder if it has to do with the textures ong.

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>>221298207
Don't bully me, I have a 6 year old PC with an RTX 2060 in it, I can't play games like BG3 on max settings.
>>221298137
If you had gone to the creche, you would have learnt certain things that might have steered your course in another direction. This is another one of those things where meta knowledge comes in handy though, since Vlaakith (like Umberlee) is known for being a total bitch to everyone. Except that Umberlee is an actual god, and not a faker.
>ngmi unironically
Let's consult the science, shall we?
>To the main question "Are you able to defecate (poop) without urinating (peeing) at the same time or right before?", overall, 44.2% of people answered "no", 29.4% answered "yes, with no effort" and 26.5% answered "yes, but it takes some effort."
>For people with penises, the "no" is a bit higher (50.6%) ; "yes with some effort" is 22.6% and "yes without effort" 26.8%.
>For people with vaginas, the "no" is lower than in the general population (39.2%) ; "yes with no effort" is 34.7% and "yes with some effort" is 26.1%.
Statistically speaking, if you're able to poop without peeing, you're more likely to be a woman.
Take off your pants.

https://youtu.be/02WQoy4CeMc
This British gentleman is great, I've first seen him on Instagram
>>221298137
I'm a young incel loser thoughever

>>221298351
Yeah I know about your 2060. Was unsure if it's a standard 2060 or a 2060 super tho. Guess things are not so super in bongistan so to say.
>If you had gone to the creche
My original plan was doing either creche or underdark on the og run, then the other on the second run. If I do attempt to complete vanilla honour mode though, it'll only be on my third run that I go to the creche and that I go dark urge. For honour mode, I don't really want to try the final fight on dark urge and as a non-illithid as having lots of allies and being able to use mind sanctuary and fly were definitely carrying me there.
>you're more likely to be a woman.
Well, being an INFP moid is like being a woman in a sense ig. (it's over)

>>221298366
>I'm a young incel
I believe that
>loser
I don't believe that

My partner's waiting inside the airport where I can't reach, and I'm going back to my city. I'm trying my hardest not to cry since I don't wanna worry the driver who's a friend of my mom, but man. It's insane thinking the love of your life is going back to another continent and you have to stay behind for some time...
I'll soon continue playing morrowind to soothe myself a bit.

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my fav morrowind meme

>>221298699
try not to dwell on it too much and remember you will see him again soon enough Hermana

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>>221298943
kek good one.
Mine's this one

>>221298943
Thank you so much brother, I'm doing my best to stay strong and keep my head above the water, but it feels bittersweet saying goodbye for now.
I'm praying that the entire trip will go well and my partner will be safe. It's going to be hard not feeling his warm embrace and hugging his chubby body at night.
Man I'm gonna cry like a lil' bitch once I'm back home.
Soon I'll watch that Morrowind meme, I'm on mobile data still, hahah. qwq

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>>221298586
>My original plan was doing either creche or underdark on the og run, then the other on the second run.
Just do both nibba, both areas are pretty fun.
I speculate that originally you were only supposed to pick one, which permanently locked out the other (also explains why you hit the level cap 10 seconds into Act 3).
Thoughts on what class you will play for your honour mode run?
>>221298699
Hope you get to sniff and lick and kiss him again before too long.
>>221298943
>>221299119
For me, it's every Fargoth meme.

>>221298943
>>221299119
kek

>>221298699
>It's insane thinking the love of your life is going back to another continent and you have to stay behind for some time
Well at least it's only some time. Imagine being a spaniard girl then your consquistador husband just fucks off to another continent. That's like the last time you see him fr fr.

>>221299577
>both areas are pretty fun.
Not risking my honour run in the creche fr fr ong. Will do it modded tho. I'll blast through this honour run. It won't be enjoyable at all, but I want to do it. For the real second run I'll install mods that make the game harder by giving more mini-bosses and more encounters.
>Thoughts on what class you will play for your honour mode run?
No idea yet but definitely one with high chasrima. If I can't talk yurgir into fighting against raphael on my side then it's definitely joever at that point. Also it lets me talk enemies into killing themselves or killing each other so that does come in handy. I'll keep you updated.

>>221299577
Also.
As I said I'll make the same choices, but I definitely will romance someone else rather than frogfu this time. Either shart or karlach ig. I'll leave 'thara for the modded run.
Oh and by the way catnigga, do you know exactly how many days did it take you to complete this recent playthrough of yours?

>>221299713
I would die of sadness if I was in like the 1500s and my husband I loved dearly sailed away on a boat for months and I didn't have any way to contact him or his crew to know if he's still alive. At least with today's virtual insanity I can contact him at any moment and I'll know he's safe and sound and alive.
BUT I'M STILL SAD AND SENSITIVE AND HE WON'T BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WHILE ON THE PLANE WAAAAH!!! TAKE ME OUT OF THIS GODDAMNED COUNTRYYYY!!!
>>221299577
I hope the same Catnigga, he was extremely sniffable and kissable. He smelled really really really good.

>>221295386
shit like this is why i am so autistic about morally questionable things (yesterday's clip, for example). if you let the puritans, or like minded people such as our EX-islamic friend, police what is and what is not acceptable in media, you eventually get people genuinely arguing that a 1 year age gap is too much. not at first, of course, since this is a process that takes years, but soon enough the vocal minority turn into a majority and the retarded standards are passed into law and you get fucked because your grandparents had an age gap of 2 months (the law is retroactively applied, qina style, because the world turns into a neofeudal bug dystopia).

>>221299821
This the best reason to feel sad. Having someone dear if worth the suffering of being away

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>>221299713
>No idea yet but definitely one with high chasrima. If I can't talk yurgir into fighting against raphael on my side then it's definitely joever at that point. Also it lets me talk enemies into killing themselves or killing each other so that does come in handy. I'll keep you updated.
I see you rolled high wisdom (irl).
Probably a sorcerer then? With the huge bonus that you don't need to have Gale in your party. Or a swords bard with ze paladin dip for smites (I'll probably do swords bard if I ever play BG3 again, or just a bard in general).
>>221299763
>Oh and by the way catnigga, do you know exactly how many days did it take you to complete this recent playthrough of yours?
Started on 14th April and finished on 2nd May, so about two and a half weeks.

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who's that pokemon?

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it's alice!

>>221300641
I dont like cats

>>221300674
wtf?

>>221300674
Based, everybody is infected by toxoplasmosis nowadays

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Good day med am back from the cagie.
Cutie coworker asked us if we want to participate to an obsacle course race next month her, we're 6 so far, dunno if I should have refused but it's too late to change now.

>>221295762
I initially thought that was bullshit until I became closer to 30. 18-25 is the prime for girls while we're still ""kids"" at that age.

>>221300738
Get a dog and youll see they are a waste of oxygen

>>221300641
Did you really name your cat Alice?
Tranny coded from your part if you ask me.

>>221300916
>Cutie coworker asked us if we want to participate to an obsacle course race
Breed her after the race behind one of the trees.

>>221300927
Men stop developing at 25ish on average. Some do it earlier ofc. After that it's becoming adult. A good surgeon will tell you that it's useless to get a FESS only after 25 because your bone structure is still changing before that.

>>221301212
Kek
>>221301151
Cats are miles ahead doggos

>>221301225
Get a FESS before 25*
Meanwhile women can do it as early as 17yo.

>>221301228
>Cats are miles ahead doggos
Cats are basically bio-bots. They dont have souls. I had both and I know.

>>221300916
Fakecel

>>221301358
I'm not having seggs, I'm just rooning with coworkers and having to do obstacles that makes me scared shitless also there'll be mud.

>>221301385
>I'm not having seggs
that's something a fakecel would say

>>221301401
It's pointless to keep saying this shit if you come from the country that invented sex and practices it the hardest

>>221301151
i never owned a dog but i love my inlaws dog
>>221301185
its named after a friend
her brother is named chester to fit the theme of alice in wonderland
i dont let trannies using something ruin it for me i dont really care what others do

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>>221300625
>>221300641

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I want to play and finish Ninja Gaiden 1

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I don't trust people who don't like cats. There's something wrong with their souls - if they even have them.
>>221300916
What is the prize for winning?

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Fucking finally the captcha loads again and I can post on the pc, after a month!
>>221298943
Finally watched the Morrowind meme, I confirm that it is literally me anytime I try to attack any enemy at 100% stamina, I miss like a motherfucker. Now if I'm about to die (ironically kind of rare) and hit faster the blows are more effective. Diamantes are born in presión or algo
>>221299921
Absolutely, I'm really glad I got to meet my partner and I... Somehow don't feel that terrifying fear of abandonment I've had before in other relationships with him. I feel really safe and happy. But I am scared of the fucking airplane not falling down. It is a boeing after all.
Also please raise an F in the chat for my partner's bolas, he bought a pair of gaucho bolas that can actually be used as a weapon as a gift for his dad, but they made him leave 'em in the airport 'cause... Weapons are not allowed in the airplane. Even if it's a pair of clacky balls.
>>221300641
Absolute qt. How old is she? And how many kots do you have?
>>221300887
Humans can give you herpes, cats give you toxoplasmosis. I'll take the toxo every day over herpes or other STDs.

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>>221302444
People who like cats (also nice trips btw) usually like dogs or at least say that they have too much energy but are still cute, or they say they don't have enough space for a dog in their house, but dog people ironically hate on cats like they're the antichrist.
I would like to have a pet giant snail but it would die either here or in the region of Spain where my partner lives. Also it could be a pest so it's kind of illegal.
>>221299826
I personally agree with Kirbycup anon, I think it's really weird just watching kids pretending to be sexual on TV. I don't mind if they do weird shit amongst theirselves, I- this will sound horrible but I know kids do have sexual instincts and curiosity, and gotta develop that stuff, but *I* as an adult *DON'T* want to see kids doing that. Even in fiction.
And putting a kid in goth clothes pretending to seduce and take advantage of another kid in TV is weird as fuuuuuck duuuudee. Like I know kids be kissing and doing shiet, some people lose their virginities at 14, but that doesn't mean it gives us adults the right to get involved with them in THAT way.
I don't know, I can't explain myself very well, people usually never understand the points I try to make but tl;dr: dude don't watch kids diddling eachother wtf
even in anime it's a bit weird to watch

>>221302734
>Humans can give you herpes, cats give you toxoplasmosis. I'll take the toxo every day over herpes or other STDs.
do you go around fucking cats? wtf kind of comparison is that? only s*xhavers get herpes and other stds; deservedly so, if i may add.

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>>221302876
No but I drink mate and apparently you can get herpes from drinking mate with others. And you can get STDs from other humans even without sex/penetration. Look at hepatitis A, crabs, scabies, you can get herpes simplex or syphilis from skin/sweat/sexual fluids. My mom caught Hepatitis as a kid cause she used a public toilet for example.

>>221302848
>blah blah blah
you are agreeing with me since you are part of one of those degenerate evangelical churches btw. regardless, in case you didn't get the memo, i don't want to see any of that shut either, it makes me seethe. i guess the difference is that i am not a performative moralfag pretending to care about the heckin childrerinos and i am upfront about my biases and the reasons why stuff makes me mad.

>>221302444
Dunno didn't look it up yet.
But I'm definitely not winning desu.

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>>221303026
>says he doesn't care about my opinion
>still answers and seethes
Okay anon. If that makes you sleep well at night. And I identify as catholic. Nice use of ad hominem though.

>>221302997
just don't do stuff that exposes you to those diseases and don't hang out with filthy degenerates that would carry them (clean ones are ok). other than from me mums glass when i was a wee lad, i have never drank from a glass/bottle that someone else had used before me, precisely because of germs. it's not that hard to avoid getting such diseases if you are not a s*xhaver.

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Back from the gym.
The first bench press set first grim af, but the subsequent sets felt better, and the OHP felt pretty close to normal.
It's definitely going to take me months until I can move some decent weights.

>>221303138
my argument hinges entirely on the fact that we shouldn't let a particular group of crazy individuals become the moral police. the fact that someone against any of what i said belongs to that particular group is pretty pertinent.
>i identify as catholic
catholics are better, but still have some wacky believes. regardless, you don't go to catholic mass, you go to a pr*testant service and listen to their drivel, which you then internalise.

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Turkchuds want to build a 6,000 km ICBM
they will have nukes in our lifetime, mark my words

>>221303291
If turks get nukes, everybody in Europe is gonna need nukes too.

>>221303310
it's better to habe the delivery system first and then build nukes you can put in them. That way you can make the step to nuclear power much more rapidly, quick enough to prevent others to stop you. They are smart, they learned from Iran.

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>>221303274
I mean, I don't know what you want me to tell you. We seem to agree on the facts, just have some differences in the how or why I guess. And I've gone to catholic mass lately, it feels really good on the soul. And the mormons in my city are pretty much like evangelicals but believe in wackier stuff that I don't believe in.
I like their morals about being accepting with others and being kind, and helping others. I know they got a shitty past and I personally hate Joseph Smith as a person, but hey, I respect religions. People got the right to believe in whatever they want, and I can't point out the flaws in others without checking mine first.
Plus the mormon young girls are qties, heeeheee. And I can practice speaking in english and portuguese with them!
>>221303291
Turkish century incoming?
https://youtu.be/b_H_5vnrIpw

I think this needs to be posted so Germster and Argentinster understand the difference.
https://youtu.be/7uiTUYHoYJg?is=Sd27y8x4R1q87QfL
This is sexualising children. The goth one wasn't
I feel like it has to be autism.
>>221300916
Getting out of your comfort zone, that's exactly what you need!

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>mot yn-vird
>helores pret
>eadrom
One of my companions in this game is from NotFrance and I can't tell if these are corruptions of French words or not.
>>221302848
>People who like cats (also nice trips btw) usually like dogs or at least say that they have too much energy but are still cute, or they say they don't have enough space for a dog in their house, but dog people ironically hate on cats like they're the antichrist.
It's true, cat owners are far more chill than dog owners. More enlightened, one might say. I think dog owners are just angry that they have to go out when it's cold and raining to pick up dog poop.
>I would like to have a pet giant snail
Any particular reason, other than to intimidate guests while petting it?

>>221303892
Thanks, I only agreed to because we're a consequent number

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This dog owner slander is funny to witness.
What I hear is that you guys aren't powerful enough to main both

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>>221303892
>video
I'm gonna be on some watchlist if I watch that, I imagine. Visiting /csg/ and /ars/ already makes me cold sweat for the stuff I see there.
>>221303920
>mot yn-vird
>helores pret
>eadrom
this must be some obscure spanish community language frfr
>I think dog owners are just angry that they have to go out when it's cold and raining to pick up dog poop.
As an average kot and dog owner I say I love both, but god damn I get tired of my dog barking like a retard at everything, including lights. Cats are so freaking chill it's insane. Also my dog has eaten poo before. And drank piss.
It gets bleak with dogs too.
>Any particular reason, other than to intimidate guests while petting it?
I love the gastropoda and I will forever love my gastropod friends, watch the fuck out frenchmen. I'm not letting any of you eat snail frens in my vecinity when I get to Evropa.
>>221304005
One thing I will say though is why the fuck do hamsters die such horrifying deaths in domestic settings?

>>221302734
Yeah well, not really, I'm not a disgusting sexhaver like the lot of you

>>221304005
Reminds me of a CatDog episode where Cat wants to join a cat club but had to dress Dog like a Cat because dogs are forbidden and the club ended up being a cat supremacist group

>>221302734
she was born may last year
i have 2 a brother and a sister

Really like the sadistic smile of the durge. Failed the first fight on the beach 2 times out of simple retardedness fr fr. Third time's the charm ig.

>>221304450
Sir >>221303144

>>221304533
My bad chef.
>The first bench press set first grim af
In what sense? Tell us more.
>but the subsequent sets felt better
In what way did they feel better?
As for OHP, it kinda does make sense that it is not as shite as bench, given how it was during bench that you fucked your shit up ig.

>>221304659
Basically it didn't feel too different to when I tried to bench with the hole like 2 weeks ago, and the subsequent sets fell less like that and more like normal benching, although it still didn't feel normal.
I don't know how to explain well, it didn't hurt but it felt very weird and not ok.

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>>221304231
Oh, the tiger looking kitty is the brother of Alice? I wouldn't have guessed at first lol.
Also I put on a small jacket and since it's cold, now I feel colder than before. Oof.
>>221303144
Glad to see that you're able to lift again, even if it's little by little. How much did you lift? How was your grip? Did your arm/shoulder joint feel the impact?

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My highschool crush looked like this. I will never ever ever sneed a girl like this.

>>221304738
>How much did you lift?
Just the bar.
>How was your grip?
The exercises aren't hard to grip because the bar rest on the palm instead of on the fingers.
>Did your arm/shoulder joint feel the impact?
Not the joints, the weird sensation was in the muscle.

>>221304686
Ah alright I see.
>I don't know how to explain well, it didn't hurt but it felt very weird and not ok.
I kinda get what you mean.

>>221304834
Cute hair.
My first high school crush was a 8.5/10 or maybe a 9/10 blonde baddie with blue eyes. I mentioned here several times on /med/ as the slavic princess gf. She kinda let me know she wanted the d, but me being autistic and retarded just did not give it to her cuz I felt like she would not be a gf material. She definitely was not going to be one anyway, but wish I was not that retarded back then and had done the needful.
I guess I was more attracted to 6/10 girls with bubbly personalities rather than a 9/10 acting like a bitch.

>>221305047
You deserve to get bald and crippled no cap

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Speaking of dogoids, I just took the 'og for an 'alk just now and saw a strange thing in the park. A skinny barefoot Asian woman dressed as a mime was moving (dancing?) extremely slowly in time with someone playing the violin extremely slowly. Creeped me out a little bit.
>>221304135
>Also my dog has eaten poo before. And drank piss.
It's a German shepherd, isn't it? Our dog doesn't really bark at anything, but she's sort of anti-social and doesn't like to be touched by strange people and has zero interest in other dogs.
>>221304450
>Really like the sadistic smile of the durge
Kek, it's such a fantastic expression. You look so fucking evil when you smile as a durge, it's almost adorable.
>Failed the first fight on the beach 2 times out of simple retardedness fr fr. Third time's the charm ig.
Unironically I think this is where most honour mode runs end.

>>221304738
her brother is chester!

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>>221304839
Oooh, the bar with no weights? Sounds quite curious. I imagine you can't do certain types of exercises like pushups yet. So keep being careful, but well, you know way more about exercise than me.
Oh, hey, Andaluzanon! I started the diet today! I'm trying to reduce my caloric intake and trying to avoid wheat, and avoiding sugar. Actually, today I didn't eat sugar at all! A sugarless monster (not the healthiest desu but... It has 0 calories, it's the green sugarless monster!), two bizcochos, half a sandwich the driver to the airport shared with me, a burger with no bread, just the burger itself, and two teas. I'll replace foods with liquids if possible, and if I'm too hungry I'll drink hot drinks with a bit of milk and sweetener.
>>221305047
I get what you mean Magyarino. Y'know, actually, a guy who was extremely handsome did hit on me on highschool, but either I'm extremely autistic or he was joking (I believe that), but... He hit on me like 2-3 times, saying that I should have a crush on him, like laying a bit on the work desk I was in highschool. But I told him I could not crush on him knowing he had two girls who liked him, and one of them was supposedly one of my friends, and she was sad because he was a flirt and a bit of a manwhore.
I'd rather have a 6/10 person with an attractive personality over a 9/10 who sucks as a person. I even told this guy that he's very handsome, but he should focus on the girls who do like him and stop playing with other girls' hearts.
Also Magyarino, check this song out.
https://youtu.be/_Q3QUoSgBLs
>>221305132
>skinny barefoot Asian woman mime
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXOOO!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAA!!!!!!
>It's a German shepherd, isn't it?
Yeah, a German shepherd mix, she's kind of small for a shepherd, but she's really sweet, curious, doesn't bite at all unless you were to hit her, and likes barking a lot at random shit. What's your dog's breed? Or is it a mil leches like they say in sPain?

>>221301225
It's exactly at 25 when I realised I was an adult in all the sense of the word.
>>221305047
That slavic princess would have been my crush too if she wasn't a b*tch as you say. There were plenty of them, but their personality turned me off. If I wasn't a pariah as I was back then, maybe I wouldn't have been that intimidated by them.

It’s almost nine thirty and I gorged myself on salame (the chocolate cake) and then palmiers. Feeling very catnigga-y.

After dining six chiggen nuggers and a Mc Tasty Double at McDicks, of course.

>>221310956
sleepless night?

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>>221313054
woke up at 11 pm
what about you?

>>221313066
I'm actually quite tired, I just stayed up late playing age of empires and lost track of time

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>>221313125
age of empires is fun but you should get some sleep anon, i'll keep this thread njice and bumped for the morning

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>>221313146
gn jillposter
I'll give you a (You) if this thread is still alive by tomorrow

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>>221313306
thank you anon, good night

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up we go

Dio boia moment

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>>221315099
what happened zio?

>>221315110
Isn't waking up a good enough justification?

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>>221315222
ah, yeah very true
at least it's better than the alternative

Incel morning /med/.

After finally training again with my left arm now I feel some kind of doms on my left trap, which is kind of weird because that muscle was perfectly healthy, obviously I didn't use it all this time because you can't use your traps without your shoulders but still weird how tired it feels when I've only done some very little weight.

>>221315412
Incel morning to you too.
I did a short but I think effective push session yesterday, and while my bench press is still at 8x80kg, I hit new PRs in 3 other machine exercises.
How much do you weigh btw?

>>221315457
>How much do you weigh btw?
I was 89.5 or something like that last time I weighted myself like 2 weeks ago but I'm not weighting myself very regularly lately.
I'm going to recover some strength and then go on a cut.

>>221315471
maybe dumb question, but can you do pullups? and if so, are you good at it?

>>221315529
I could but I shouldn't do them now until I recover properly.
I used to do like 10, but I rarely went to failure on them I don't really know what was my max, and I also rarely do weighted pull ups only bodyweight.

>>221315582
I do them first on pull days, but I'm not good at them. My max is 10 clean ones with full range of motion. My friend is 90kg and does 11 very clean ones with 20kg extra weight which is insane to me.

>>221315612
10 is good my nagger, I have never been able to do 10 in a row

>>221315701
try harder my nogger
you will improve
and do them clean

>>221315879
I'm not doing calisthenics regularly these days, only occasionally

kwab i was thinking how shit cars are financially
assume the cheapest electric dacia for 11k
>100 to 200 monthly insurance
>25 to 50 charging
>15-50 inspection and other things for brakes
>license costs
>tüv every 3 years
>depreciates and loses value
meanwhile for 50 euros a nonth i get the d ticket

>>221315898
but you should!
>>221316175
>kwab
it's still Mr. kwabian for you.

but yeah cars are a luxury. They are just way more comfortbale and kind of necessary if you don't live in the city. You pay for the comfort and flexibility, you should just be aware of that, but as long as you can afford it it's fine and i'm happy I bought my shitbox.

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I would give your sister the d ticket too btw

>>221316449
kek
>>221316546
also kek

Gym time

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Good morning med, coomed to chocoqueens, feels good

Good morning, sisters.
Finna gaym a bit then I'll work a bit.

>>221315412
>I feel some kind of doms on my left trap
Well you gave it a stimulation it did not experience for several weeks by then.

>>221305374
>Also Magyarino, check this song out.
'ick
Glad you like it, but honestly to me Gorillaz just gives me the 'ick.

>>221305132
>Unironically I think this is where most honour mode runs end.
Yeah I unironically believe that.

>>221317146
>10 AM
>coomed
Are you not working today, Momster?
Did you take out a day from the cagie or is it some regional holiday in Momoland that's not observed in the rest of France?

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>>221317789
Today, we celebrate the defeat of evil Germoids 80 years ago because we're not Germoids

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>>221317832
cringe
celebrating the WW1 victory would be reasonable, but WW2..
anyway, at least you used the free time wisely, choccy woman sex.

I started going with a friend who has started like 3 weeks ago and he can row 80kg for reps on the row machine

Wtf man, I feel completely mogged

>>221317959
>I started going
To the gym

>Smells like barbecue outside
Ngggghhh
>>221317877
A win is a win, I could go shopping in Germoney today if I wanted to but I bet it's filled with French people

Crazy how overhead press is much harder than bench press ou quelque chose
>>221317146
Based Momolino. Also based for the michat michien reference yesterday

>>221317877
It's more to remember the ones who died and the end of the war more than the win.
It wasn't really much of a win for anyone.
And also it's a no work day so everyone loves it for one reason at least.

>>221318034
>>221318176
yeah I get it.
>it was not much of a win for anyone
that's usually what coping Germans say. It absolutely was a win for the US and USSR. For UK and France a little bit too.

but my gripes with it is that remembering war with Germany for all time might not be helpful for Franco-German relations in the present and future. Anyway it's a free day and if it's like here, normoids don't care about the reason of the free day anyway.

>>221317959
it's like that, some people are just stronger at certain things. I'm stronger than my friend in a few exercises and in others he completely mogs me.
I can row 100kg for reps, just to brag a little doe.
>>221318148
>overhead press is much harder than bench press ou quelque chose
on the OHP machine I can press more than I can bench. But with dumbbells I can bench more than I can OHP. How do you OHP, dumbbell, barbell, machine?

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>>221318148
Thanks, I have fuzzy memory of this show

>>221318211
I think it's good to remember history, good or bad. It doesn't really hampers and improves our countries relations
>France a little bit too.
Not really, that's when our Empire started to dip and 16% of the male population died, which triggered huge issues back home. Less than Germany of course and we did get Elsass back but you know.
>normoids don't care about the reason of the free day anyway
basically this
>>221318308
kek it is a good one
>>221318246
I do it with a barbell and I can lift the bar alone but that's almost it kek, doing 5x5

>>221318246
Meh, he mogs me on everything for what I've seen, he is 10kg heavier than me but still he is stronger than average, I think it's because he is from the countryside and he does physical work related to that

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My wife played some old time MMORPG that I loved back in the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1IWpQ3Aug4

Did you guys ever play it? We used to create completely black characters with my childhood best friend and shout slurs at people until we got banned

Egg muffins with chicken deli have been eaten for brunch

>>221318454
Never heard of it desu

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>>221318407
well France suffered ofc but it still regained independence from Germany and successfully defended/established its great power status in the aftermath, maybe it was a costly win but it was a win in the end.
>>221318407
>I do it with a barbell and I can lift the bar alone but that's almost it kek, doing 5x5
noice, finna keep at it and become stronk. I wanted to do barbell OHP in the gym yesterday but I didn't do it because I was in a bit of a hurry. When I did it at home months ago I could do 36kg. But it's strange, with machine I can OHP 90kg for reps, with dumbbells just 40kg. I assume with barbells I could do 40kg now too but idk.
>>221318429
>he is 10kg heavier than me
this means a lot in absolute strength, so you shouldn't feel week. Just train hard and eat a lot. medders will all look like Markus Rühl in a while.

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/med/ meetup's next location

>>221318520
>But it's strange, with machine I can OHP 90kg for reps, with dumbbells just 40kg.
Has to be something with balance or something.
So far I've been doing only barbells but maybe I should try out machines and dumbbells.
I felt like I should train with a bar at first before going the machine way

Why would you use a machine, it's not how much you lift but how you train.

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Never noticed how pretty and hot a girl at work was until now. When I joined the cagie she was fat. Double chin and all. Apparently from having a kid and then letting herself go. But now she’s making the effort and has lost a lot of weight. Her face is extremely pretty, beautiful even. And the boobas didn’t lose a single bit of mass. She’s now maybe 5kg overweight and it seems it’s all in her chest. But I can just fixate on her face instead of the chest because she is so pretty goddamn. Happy for her effort.

>>221318582
I don’t think I can drink that much beer. How many litres are the tanks behind?

>>221318148
It's not crazy, bench press just uses more muscles than OHP so you can move more weight.

>>221318246
The OHP machine probably have a 2:1 ratio pulley so you can lift a lot more than you would with dumbbells or barbell.

>>221318520
Generally most people can lift more with barbells than with dumbbells, so if you trained both regularly you would lift more with the barbell.

>>221318769
It depends on your objectives and some possible limiting factors, like for a paraplegic person it makes more sense to use a machine, although it's not the case here.

>>221318769
No idea, for security maybe?
I'm far from lifting dangerous weight so no need for now anyway.
I like the bars and dumbbels more for now
>>221318874
yeah that makes sense, thanks fren

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Stellantis wants to produce this Chinese EV in Madrid o algo. Leapmotors are very cheap and this one doesn't look as terrible as their first model so I consider this good news for the Evropean automobile market.

>>221318816
Nice for her, must be nice to really glow up like that
I should get myself some fatass that I could unengineer back to prettiness.
Harder said than done doe.
>>221318582
Drinking some nice hoppy IPA at the brewery while playing boardgames and eating vegan pizza, now you're talking my language Momoboy

>>221319091
I understand why Stellantis would want to cooperate with Chinese EV companies but wouldn't it make more sense from a commercial point of view to make a very similar model or maybe produce the same model under a European brand name?
Kind of like Vauxhall making Opel models for the British market.
The car itself doesn't look terrible, there are quite a few good looking Chinese EVs.
I think that after I buy a house and manage to have some savings again I should buy an EV, women value men having cars after all.

>>221319091
stellantis will do ANYTHING except for building in italy despite being the most coddled company in our history

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for reference, this was their first model, and even to me this looks like dog shit. It is cheap though, under 15k I think.

>>221319190
true, good point. A better sounding name than Leapmotor would be nice. Their naming in general sucks dick. Fucking "XPeng", what the fuck. Or "build your dreams".
But afaik it's a Stellantis-Leapmotor joint venture, and the logo doesn't look that terrible to me, I guess it's fine.

>>221319216
you still have Fiat I guess.

>>221319272
fiat *is* stellantis

>>221319284
oh ok. Didn't know that. I guess I conflated it with PSA o algo, can't keep the overview over all those car conglomerates anymore.

>>221319272
I looked it up and seems more like Stellantis was about to close down a factory and Leapmotor got a good deal on the factory.
From the point of view of Chinese EV brands they want to have their name out there even if they have less prestige to build that prestige and then they wouldn't need to collaborate with Western brands.

>>221319186
She’s really prime momoselle wife material.

good morning niggas, short day at the cagie today luckly
also I need catnigga confirmation on >>221305723
>>221318816
is she divorced?
>I don’t think I can drink that much beer
not with that attitude

>>221318308
that's an mp4, buddy.

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>that's an mp4, buddy.

This morning our Criminal Procedure prof brought us to court to see some hearings
There was an insurance fraud case with a falsely stolen BMW, a neighbour beating another one because he thought he was a nonce perving on his kids, a Georgian guy who underwent a summary trial because he was caught within Italian territory although he was expelled in 2025

>>221296919
We'll she could be having a guy humping her 6 times a day instead of 3...

>>221319410
I'd wife her if she didn't have a kid desu

https://fr.sporcle.com/games/RobPro/1-100-click-me

I did 100% with 5 seconds to spare desu

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ello lads
got inspired by the songs in lotr and by reading through keep on the borderlands and wrote a little rhyme today on the bus, dunno who to share it with so I'll post it here

who are we? can you not see who we are?
by clothes we ware and arms we bare and smile we glare, when we see you pass by our clearing.
by how we lie in wait to seal your fate, along the road that rolls though our clearing.
by the way you’ll regret that you’ve ever left your prince’s gate, and came to the road through our clearing!

why you must see as clear as me, who are we;
we are the robber men!

we steal and take, for us to make a living.
for food and drink and coins that clink, and all of that just to make a living.
our hands ain’t clean and we’re mighty mean, so you better heel and give up your steal, so we can make a living!

and that’s our rhyme that we sung for a while, so now dear prey to be on your way; toss off your loot, and your horses to boot. right here, in our clearing,
so we can make a living!
>>221320765
americans were right to make reality TV out of court

>>221321471
this is the kind of existential shit you get into when you already have a foot in the grave (23)

Came back home lads. Mad how every single encounter with their disgusting kind just makes me hate gyppos even more.
0 minutes spent working today, and I don't want to start now to be honest, so I'll just push today's workload over to next week.

>>221318582
comfy.

>>221317832
Thanks for the Momolore, Momo.

>>221321471
>wrote a little rhyme today on the bus
High IQ moment
Confirms my belief that you are Ashkenazi

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lunch!
note i dont drink monster she does

>>221321769
It's not just Momolands but the whole country who celebrates today
>>221321922
Smellissimo, looks like pesto pasta but adding pine nuts to the pasta instead of pesto

>>221322000
checked
pesto sauce zucchini garlic onion mushrooms and hazel nut shavings

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New visitors for the neighbor's house, shit's starting to look like episodes of Space Goofs

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>>221305374
>SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXOOO!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAA!!!!!!
Meh, her feet were dirty, you can have her.
>What's your dog's breed?
Border collie, aka sheepdog, aka nibba needs 4+ hours of running a day not to go insane. Ideal dog for a household full of NEETs.
>>221319861
>also I need catnigga confirmation on >>221305723
1976 is a notorious year in British history due to the heatwave - there's even a wikipedia article about it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1976_British_Isles_heatwave

Also, I'm astounded at people in that thread saying they keep their heating on at that temperature. Ours is kept at 16-17C. You basically lose the ability to function after 25C.

>>221322390
>Ideal dog for a household full of NEETs.

Indeed, you have all the time to go for walks with it

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>>221322403
It's basically the reason why my parents got the dog - it keeps them active and stops them from getting bored.

>>221319861
>divorced
No, unfortunately for momoselle.

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>>221321526
pic related
>>221321769
I wonder what indian immigrants in europe think about their lost brethren
>Confirms my belief that you are Ashkenazi
I am only spiritually ashkenazi, though I dislike the jewish ethnic identifiers since it's a primary tool for our retarded gobberment to stay in power
>>221321922
>>221322063
looks nice! which one cooked it?
>zucchini
the evil cucumber
>>221317832
I just saw macron on TV with a bunch of military guys, didn't see any migrants in the crowd lol

>>221322694
my wife did

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i watched rick and morty season 8

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>>221322876
damn you're committed
thoughts?

>>221323298
man
definitely the worst season so far
only got two chuckles during all 10 episodes

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>>221323315
damn that's rough, not even a highlight or two like that's amorte?

>>221323410
eh
there were two kinda good episodes i guess
but they weren't funny ones
in general this series shouldn't have went on after the first season, really
just like the boys

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>>221322876
i stopped watching when justin was laid off due to false allegations
even tho he won the case he still cant have his career back its brutal

>>221323433
it wouldn't be good for optics

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>>221323422
which ones?
yeah i'd say the first two seasons, they're great but then everything became about rick
rick and morty went from futurama to family guy

>>221323493
>>which ones?
jerry one and the last one with memory stuff
>then everything became about rick
it still kinda is

I recently started tracking calories and I'm wondering if calories burned during exercise should count towards the deficit.

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>>221323514
yeah i got that vibe from season 7, that's why i stopped there, i liked the spaghetti and void hole episodes though
if you're itching for something like early rick and morty futurama is still the goat

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>>221323579
I should be able to enjoy futurama
but I watched a couple of episodes a decade ago
and I didn't really enjoy them
maybe I will have a different opinion now

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>>221323619
I love Futuruma because it's basically The Simpsons but 80% as funny.

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>>221323661
hm
surely you mean golden age (seasons 2-8) simpsons, right?

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I hope everyone's friday has been wonder
mine has

>>221313318
a promise made is a promise kept
Jillanon you actual champ

>>221323543
of course you should bear that in mind, though the number on you watch/exercise machine might be bullshit since they don't take into account a lot of important stuff in their calculations. also, not all calories should be counted equally, probably.

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Playing Baby Steps, it's a lot of fun. Literally playing as the 37yo man of inaction.
I know some people can't help to be too afraid of doing anything but it pisses me off. Just fucking do something, anything Nate, you redditor fuck
>>221322876
grim

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>>221323674
Of course, although my controversial opinion is that The Simpsons is still watchable until around season 13, so take that for what it's worth.

>>221323724
lots of room to spare between "watchable" and "golden age"

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>>221323619
>>221323661
>>221323674
futurama has a lot of great sci-fi stuff that the simpsons couldn't dream of, it's not every episode but they explore dystopian concepts and deep themes with a light tone just like peak rick and morty
also it didn't go on for another 25 seasons after it stopped being enjoyable
>>221323701
thanks king, always a pleasure

>>221323714
I largely rely on calculations from a phone app, I'd wager that would be more accurate since it knows my weight and height.
Either way, the calories I burn during exercise make up for any excess calories consumed several times over, so I'd assume it shouldn't be a problem.

>>221323543
counting calories is so demoralizing
>fast walking at 5kmh for 10 mins burns 40 calories
>one piece of marzipan chocolate is like 50

speaking of sci fi stuff, I definitely rec the movie Kin-dza-dza
funny soviet sci fi kino

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>>221322390
Quick update for the man the myth the legend himself.
I'm playing as a Lolth sworn warlock strong foid drow. Almost died near those hyenas cuz if you enter the cave from one side there's a tripwire that if stepped one drops a massive boulder on you indiana jones style. Yeah... that fucked my shit up... Also currently down in the goblin cave, I killed Dror Ragzlin and the priestess. For the priestess I locked a door with Gale and silenced the area with Shart. As for Dror, I managed to get the man himself, but had to run for my life cuz I was attacking from above and one of the goblins threw one of those gravity thingies at us and pulled down two of the lads into the abyss btfo'ing their health. Another one climbed up to where we were and pushed Wyll into his death. Luckily I found a misty step amulet just minutes before this fight, so I used that to get out of there. Good thing I buy literally every single invis potion I can find, as the misty step would not have been enough for me to get out. One of the goblins absolutely SHOCKED me when she casted detect presence, but thanfully she was not close enough for it to work.
Ran away crying then I went to suck off Withers. Hated Wyll in my first playthrough cuz I found warlocks 'icky only being able to cast two spells that use slots, but it was only now near where I found Karlach that I realized that they replenish on short rests fr fr.

>>221322000
>It's not just Momolands but the whole country who celebrates today
Well then France should be renamed to Momoland.

>>221322694
>I wonder what indian immigrants
Well the higher castes probably find them subhumans. iirc gyppos were considered lower caste back when they lived in india. I'm not certain though.

@Moselle
Why the hell are Real Madrid players brawling in their dressing room?

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>>221324292
>foid
does NOT look like one, your elf just looks like a very zesty dude with a bodybuilder body
did you pick a male body by accident ou algo?

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>>221323738
>also it didn't go on for another 25 seasons after it stopped being enjoyable
Not yet, but the latest season of Futurama only came out last year and there's another one in the works as we speak.
>>221324292
>Almost died near those hyenas cuz if you enter the cave from one side there's a tripwire that if stepped one drops a massive boulder on you indiana jones style.
I almost died to the gnolls and got squished by the Indiana Jones boulder in my last playthrough too. Those gnolls feel like a weirdly difficulty encounter for the level you probably stumble across them, so I just use the ogre horn for that fight now.
> One of the goblins absolutely SHOCKED me when she casted detect presence, but thanfully she was not close enough for it to work.
I've never seen detect presence work, I dunno if I've just been super lucky or if all NPCs suck at using it, but I use invisibility a lot during combat and they never detect me (I use that necklace that makes you go invisible after a kill).

Overall, not bad so far. Early game can be rough with so few abilities, but I expect you'll start breezing through once you hit level 5. I never liked snorlocks either, but to be fair, I just never learnt how to use them.

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>>221324836
>Not yet, but the latest season of Futurama only came out last year and there's another one in the works as we speak.
you're forgetting that actually those don't exist and futurama ended with the actual conclusion and didn't come back just for a cashgrab and i hate capitalism o algo

>>221324775
kek nice pic
>your elf
Racist scum
She's a drow
>did you pick a male body by accident ou algo?
No, it's body type 3. Shart's disguise kit names body type 3 iirc as strong female. Body type 4 is strong male. Obviously type 1 and 2 are moids and foids.
>so I just use the ogre horn for that fight now.
I'll use it for that bitch ass big ass spider down below the blighted village. If I can even summon them there that is. Was one of my most hated fights on the first run.
>Early game can be rough with so few abilities
Honestly I'm sending everyone flying with eldtrich blast.
Except for the lil' niggas near Dror as there were too many of them that is.