BRITISH ROSE edishNO REALLY I FUCKING WOULD sub-edish
dont tell me you silly cunts are actually votingyou know that your vote literally doesn't matter, right?
No such thing as a 'British Rose'. It's 'English Rose'.It's always been 'English Rose'.Thank you.
Piehead's mum must have taken him out to the pie factory again today. The owner of the factory lets piehead come in regularly because it calms his autism and stops him attacking his mum. That's why Tim posts have been noticeably absent today
stepdadberg has this as his wallpaper on his laptop. bloody manchild he is
>>221301448Who could be behind this postNo really who, I don't know
>>221301428
>>221301448voting for you to get raped by a pack of fresh off the boat bames
Vote Reform Starve the turd world
vote reform! MBGA!
>>221301456Can't even remember what one looks like anymoreThe image in my mind has been replaced with london slags since they started being sarcastically referred to by itthe memory is fadingonly the pain of knowing it was once there remains
>>221301461can you tell me which election it was that was decided by your personal vote?
>>221301448Even if voting doesn't matter why not just do it anyway?It takes 5 minutes to walk to your local polling station, put a cross in a box and walk back out again.>but i can't be botheredIf you're not a fat cunt, then going for a little walk should be enjoyable regardless. And it's a lovely day out.
is this another general election? i thought the uk had 5 year terms but you lads are cracking them off like nobody's beeswaxhow many prime ministers has britain had now since big dave called it quits?
>>221301499no just council
The last poll in Birmingham had the following results:>REFORM 47>IND 17>CON 6>LIB 5>GREENS 10>LABOUR 14 (-51)
got my kappa shorts on
>>221301434I look just like this dude only I'm not as fat, 83kg at 6"0 and currently don't have my scraggly red beard grown out
>>221301502does that mean it's a nowtbutty then?
>>221301482ok this is magatarded
might buy a CRT telly and a ps2 and play ps2 games in my smeggy incel dungeon
>>221301492Cast the deciding vote for Augustus, me.Were you posting to demoralize just one specific person into not voting though? Or as many people as possible? You silly bint.
>>221301511pretty much yeah
>>221301499Council elections in England. Devolved parliament elections in Wales and Scotland (which are slightly more important but still not on the level of the national parliament).The only reason the council elections are getting so much attention this time is because Starmer is literally the most unpopular PM of modern times. And Reform and the Greens are both attempting to use this election to become the two new major parties, replacing Tory and Labour.
Having mental health problems no doubt makes my life tricky. I bought a DS Lite in January and haven't used it at all.
>>221301511No not at all, labours performance will put them under extreme pressure
>>221301488
>>221301504Complete bullshit Rorke
>>221301539mite bogged this'un, innit?
>>221301527that's cool you can do what you like in your own house once the kids are in bed
>>221301527brought my dinky one down from the loft and was playing my gamecube games on it
what's up with the egyptian schizo? never seen anyone acknowledge his presence except the janny when i see a string of deleted posts
>>221301527Get a GameCube as well. Better library of exclusives + better versions of many multiplats.
>>221301536Actually that’s called being a retard who can’t control his impulsive spending
rorkes whip
>>221301552don't plan on ever having kids, would be irresponsible of me what with my irresponsible tendencies
mini balling session there. everyone in the area (0 people) were very impressed by my ability to shoot from 3
>>221301560no idea, just gonna filter the flag and carry on
>>221301532>Cast the deciding vote for Augustus, me.reckon you're a bit young for that mate>Were you posting to demoralize just one specific person into not voting though?not everything is about demoralising you literal child>You silly bintbegging you to make a vocaroo of you saying this out loud so i can laugh at how embarrassing you sound. have some self respect
>>221301539Pure White Germanic Anglo-Saxon stock. Untainted since the arrival of the first Nordic tribes on British shores some 1500 years ago. Beautiful.
>>221301564only gamecube exclusive i'd be interested to try is eternal darkness, and even then i wouldn't buy a whole gamecube just to play it. also, i've heard copies of the game are really expensive and hard to find
>>221301560its a literal botthe purpose of it i dont know
>>221301527Considered getting into retro gaming but doubt I'd use any of the consoles. I really like the ice blue Nintendo 64 though. It looks wicked.>>221301573It only cost me £25
>>221301593Breathe.
monkeypox lockdown imminent
cunts online are going around selling CRT tellies and marketing them as "retro gaming tv" and putting a 300% markup of what they would've been worth brand new back in the day
>>221301637me when i see a person seemingly made of chocolate outside
off to the pooing station
>>221301637wish i could do this and have it be funny and endearing and not weird
funny, isn’t it?
defecating and urinating
Who's buying the new Star Fox game then, lads?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZeyh5q9R8
went for a shopping walk ...
>>221301604just get a wii and homebrew it, you can play the iso
Still like Pokémon designs but the last game I actually beat the champion in was Pokémon Y in 2013. Never beat the Elite 4 in Omega Ruby, never beat the Elite 4 substitute in Pokémon Moon, never played Ultra Moon/Sun or Sword and Shield and I never finished Pokémon Violet.
I feel like the world is circling the drain. I need a university degree in order to get a volunteer job
love it when unexpected things happenwas watching some ir cuck stuff and the scene ends with the black bull letting the husband spunk in his wife first and he cleans her up before wanking over her face to shoot his bbcmost surprising
>>221301639that's zero elections decided by your personal vote then?
>>221301721You are extremely mentally ill.
>>221301721right yeah sounds brilliant mate
keep saying porn quotes out loud
>>221301687wheres krystal
are trips showing like this for anyone? I have this freak filtered but for some reason can still see his posts
wonder why every single car from the 90s to the early 2010s was ugly as dog shitdefinitely never going to be seeing any midlife crisis lads cruising around in one of those like they would with a car from the 50s-80s
>>221301755it's just someone pretending to be him
>>221301755just filter by nameeither somebody impersonating him or hes trying to get around filters
>>221301781they were very good looking compared to now, not sure what youre on about
star fox adventures when you play as krystal and you can see her underwear when she jumps
>>221301781they all started to get streamlined at some point and lost all their charm
the most unsettling pair of OP images I've ever seen used
foo fighters are so shite
>>221301816i like newer cars, they look like they're from the future, basically they're finally pulling off what the automotive industry was half-assing for the preceding 20 years
imagine a parliament with Reform and the Greens in it, instead of Labour and Tories. very mental to think about it
>>221301604ive actually got it somewhere, never played it like. might have sold it for weed about 15 years ago
a weak green government with a strong reform opposition thats what the country needs
newhttps://tattle.life/threads/ruby-granger-50-to-phbe-or-not-to-phbe-that-is-the-question.52596/
Catbergs want their tea but they have to wait until half past
sucking a ______
… lunchtime time wearing my excellent glasses watching liye WTA Rome on sky sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221301908feed them now you fucking freak
To get the cans and hometoil while hungover tomorrow or to not get the cans and hometoil sober tomorrow
thought about turning to a life of crime on occasion but i reckon i don't have the balls to be an effective crimi shame my ancestors i do
>>221301717the world is a drain, set to vampire
>Following multiple reports of abusive chat from other players, we have silenced your account.
>>221301939ktim it would be easy to get away with crime but it would be too shameful if I did get caught
>>221301939actually the vast majority of your ancestors were voluntary british colonists, not convicts :)
>>221301957what AAA slop are you playing so we can laugh at you
>>221301957silence nigga
it's over... i should jump off a bridge! I will NEVER have sex!
>>221301974overwatch
>>221301957this nigga got ssh'd
trucel niggas like us reject the concept of women
>>221301913Piehead why do you keep posting Tim when you know he's a convicted nonce?
everybody wants to have sex but nobody wants to lift this heavy ass weight
>>221301985can't help but laugh at you niggas
going to make a chilli tonight
>>221301964yeah the social faux pas would be worse for me than the prospect of actual legal trouble
>>221302006the fuck you mean 'us', nigga?
@221302008
>>221301724You admit you weren't talking to a single person with your broad, obvious demoralization post then? That you're just a retard trying to ennoble apathy?
what's the name of that weird chinese cabbage
>>221302043bok chuoy?
never believed in the tooth fairy...until I saw my male dentist walk!!!
>>221302057lol!!
i used to play a fucking shitload of apex legendsidiotic game in retrospectany game that tries to balance controller and mouse inputs is going to dismally fail
>>221302049inquisitive chinese chicken says what?
>>221302057well that's just homophobic and unpleasant isn't it
>>221302057oh!
>>221302057idgi
>>221302078¿que?
police said im not allowed to vote
rorke shaking his arse and softly chanting 'my life is a movie' when his mum says its pizza for dinner
Proud of myself for not napping today :)
the 'my life is a movie' stuff isn't funnythe Nobody: X: Rorke: shazzam wazzle stuff isn't funny
chocolate rainkeir got raped again
Even kizzaOdds I shoot myself
>>221302132they are funny
>>221302114I'm proud of you too, lad. How's the masculine body?
>>221301882Ruby introducing her nan to me for a kinky threesome.
so who the election then?
>>221302160you are below the age of 25
>>221302049hmm yeah might be that
Toil done Off homeBurritos for tea
getting really mad thinking about the evil wogs in beautiful France
cozycomfyfeet vibrating And Sheppard's pie and veg for din dins brought up to him via elevator and served on a plate by a care bame servant.Beddyebyes and Sky Sports on the telly to follow suit soon too. LUSH!
>>221301637From that moment on, Rorke's life was never the same.
>>221302168indeed i am
pragmata
>>221302179Don't ever use seasideMARK sayings in association with this paedophile
>>221302194>Don't ever use seasideMARK sayings in association with this paedophileCan you explain what's wrong with you, the paedophile?
everyday we above grounds a great day
feeling down
TimothyBYRNEposting to "own" the sacked parasite
>>221302194SeasideMark had a paedophilic relationship with a disabled underaged girl in the mid 2010s.
haha remember the amazing atheist lads? old mate stuck a banana up his bum and poured hot oil on his micropenis and got invited on the rogan podcast somehow
>>221302190'
hard cock cafe
>>221302196Long Live The King
i have stigmata on my nob
>>221302223Wrong. She was 25 and she sexually abused him and took advantage of him for his money.
>>221301755yes, they broke the site and tripcodes only show up properly when auto-updating, if you refresh the page they will appear to be part of the name
Sir u/snapfirefly
>>221302252what money? mark doesn't have money, he's an unemployable dosser
>>221302132I invented both of those. What are some things you do find funny from /brit/? I only ask because I'm feeling a bit self conscious now. I wonder if you like any of my work.
>>221302252she has the mind of a 12 year old and looked 12 tooMark should be in prison getting his fat head kicked in for being a nonce
>>221302224whatever it takes, right babe?
>>221302224Remember when the Amazing Atheist BTFO'd Helpernonce in front of millions of subscribers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hg4WdwZCuE
>>221302008Since when was Tim a convicted nonce?
>>221302284screaming
>>221301755filter by name and it adds the entire thing to your filter list
>>221302269barely anything these daysfar too old to be here still
>>221302284AA went full-scale
>>221302278Any proof of any of this? Or just your twisted headcanon? Tim was literally convicted for raping one of his own family members.
>>221302296since he was a britfeel gimmick, aka neveron the other hand sacked tranny and mark are nonces from britfeel
>>221302269i find the really over the top racist aussie posts hysterical, things like "launching a spastic nigger baby into the kuiper belt"
>>221302242harry hotspur never surrenderhe is patron saint of my fave team tottenham hotspuryoumihaicluj transylvania rumaniainventor of bin packing
>>221302008>he's a convicted nonce?Any proof of any of this? Or just your twisted headcanon?
Just gonna carry on for Jesus and America
>>221302319I invented that gimmick
Mark lived in Egypt and speaks fluent Arabic. He doesn't speak it in in his videos because he's worried his Work Coach will see and make him become a translator. Every so often he gives us a little glimmer of his true intellect as a wink to the audience.
>>221302284wonder where that lad is today, a groyper i don't doubt
all troons are nonces
sacked tranny seething
Are dogs are how much more mentally deficient they are than us or do they not have the brain power to comprehend such things?
>>221302359posts here and on r9k quite literally every day mate
Screaming, which one of you did this?
heard you was talkin shit
>>221302346I linked the newspaper article for it the other day
>>221302381what
me when l see rorke
>>221302401what did he do
>>221302359https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/womfy%7Cwizza%7Cwuppa/
>>221302385does he now? i haven't incorporated this 'helpernonce' person into my index of /brit/ personalities. what's his gimmick?
voted reform on the way to the off licence. brittania smiles upon me
>>221302409Raped one his nieces/nephews. That's why none of this family feature in his videos nor does he mention them. He's been disowned by them for what he did.
>>221302359He ended up becoming a pedophile cuck and has spent the past decade spamming interracial racebait on /int/, /pol/ and /r9k/.IRL, he can be found regularly attending Sunderland Football Club matches using his bennies.
>>221302393for me?let it be
>>221302401no you didnt
>>221302393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3joE6l9xRpIbetter times
>>221302416being a gay pedophile from what i remember
>>221302401could you post it again x
>>221302450lol
need to carry on and start getting buckets and stacking bread
>>221302416Just enjoys a womfy wuppa de lad x
>>221302416on benefits, addicted to booze and coke. short-lived fame on youtube for making right wing videos>>221302431go on link article
>>221302471>on benefits, addicted to booze and cokefairly par for the course here
>>221302464It's bizarre that he used to watch Tim's videos
rorke donating one dollar to stephen molyneux hoping for a shout out
>>221302497its thanks to him that we know about Tim
>>221302450>Pretty sure I remember the top comment on the original video being "Your toast's done matepoo scre
wonder if a tin of cold hard gelatinous soup would be good as a fleshlight
rorke donating 500 quid to a streamer who ends the stream 10 seconds later without seeing it
Playing cyberpunk 2077 and gave V a big benis
>>221302506Is it? I thought it was due to bodybuildingforums or some other site we came across him, I can't remember.
rodneeeeey you wally uncle alberts arse has fallen out again
tilde's new "break the law slandering some weird old man" gimmick doing well i see
this rorke fella has some stories about him eh
i get no respect, no respect at all i tell ya
Why the FUCK couldn’t I have looked like thisFuck my shit life
This guy at the psych ward just whipped his dick out and started pissing on the floor in the recreational room again
>>221302523did that happen to you?
hanging out drinking tea
>JensenAcklesisanAmericanactordirectorandproducerbestknownforhisiconicroleasDea-ezgif
>>221302577that would send me mental even if i wasnt already!
I like these treesNot sure what they are but I like them
just went a voted for the first time in my life
>>221302618Better have voted for reform
>>221302560I wonder how many women he's shagged in his lifetime, 100? 200?
>>221302558my mudda never breast fed me, she said she liked me as a friend!
>>221302618Well, we can't have you in our social club no more.That much I do know.
>>221302616chestnut
Also these ones
>>221302616horse chestnuts innit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrus_calleryanathe cum tree
>>221302616oak
>>221302630Lmao get to fuck
>>221302616>>221302648Harrogateanon :)
Chicken and chips for tea
>>221302680listen to Liquid Swords by GZA and then rate it out of 10 for us
>>221302667as it were
>>221302648>>221302616fink i been herewhere is diss
>>221302669>t. David Paulden
>>221302687rotten trollop needs to wash her hair
>>221302680wheres the article about tim ?
i don't like fat arses
>>221302716
>>221302687perfect aside from the being an internet whore part
playing the switch 2 version of cyberpunk 2077
>>221302716What do you reckon to gargantuan boobies?
>>221302726Based and Nintendopilled
>>221302701
never liked fat arses but now I have a gf with a peachy little bum and all I lust over are fat arses what am I like
Gaslighting the Mexican lads at walmart into fighting each other like Hernan Cortes among the Tlaxcalans
>>221302680Why did you lie about posting a link to a news article about Tim? You haven't posted a single URL in the last week.
>>221302722rorke screaming itadakimasu and digging in
>>221302726how does that run?
>>221302744I'm not even that into bums but my ex had a nice bum and it was fun to squeeze
diet toil is too hard I'm destined to be a big chungus my whole life
>>221302764troon innitcant trust em
>>221302776diettoil is easystaying off steamingtoil and ruining everything is the hard part
>>221302776I've nearly cut down to my goal, it's easy mate just don't eat shit. Fatties always make the mistake of thinking you need to starve yourself to lose weight and switch to having a salad for lunch, end up starving, and then pig out on snacks.
diet toil is mad easy, I do it every year before holiday and always trim 10cm off the old waistline with minimal effort
RIGHT ladsthe /brit/ inspector will be coming round next thread to assess the quality of our postsif you keep making dogshit posts like you have this thread they might have to shut /brit/ downokay? just THINK before you post
>>221302816poo smells lmao
delboy sex arse
>>221302843gp
>>221302776diettoil is easy, just don't eat. go for a walk and have some water to distract youmuch easier than bulktoil
That's dedication
KEEP ROLLIN
delboy falling through the bar onto a giant bradley shaped poo
>>221302857That's homosexuality
>>221302857that's hot
>>221302857That seems very gay
>>221302716LOVE them me. Hoping the chubby gf happens this year.
delboy falling through the bar onto a greased up bbc dildo
>>221302852bulktoil is fucking effort
shoutout to all my /brit/ niggas, keepin it real with that hustleposting
>>221302898roar
Will be tuning in to Strasbourg vs Rayo Vallecano tonight.
what adult film actresses have you lads been wanking over lately? i've been wanking over odette fox a lot, wish i could find a gf just like her, can't go past the redheads
Been quite an irritating day. At least I have my /brit/ friends to cheer me up. :)
>>221302776Easy for me but after losing all that weight I still looked like shit. I did the whole bulk thing and eat a billion grams of protein everyday and then lost weight again but I still have flabby/loose skin at the bottom of my stomach, lower back and love handles. Tragic really, looks horrible
Lads I'm telling you, Lidl's bakery's new cheesecake brownie is pengaleng
>>221302923You coomers are really grim, you know that?
>>221302929here we are. the lads haha
>>221302922loooool that's what I thought it said too
Just had these at my door saying they were here to fix a leak or something
>>221302923Don't use "adult films" lad.I wank it to Alyssa Liu like a normal person.
>>221302923i don't know their names
Cats fed and sorted their shitboxes too
>>221301717AgeUK wanted me to do a webcam interview and bring two references for a part time volunteer positionThis used to be the job people could walk in off the street and get. They'd employ the unemployable because it was all for charity. Now you need a 5 year work history
>>221302857the modern man
>>221302951Left looks like he used to be fat. What a loser.
>>221302951Guy on the right what himself when me met that 6’9 geezer
>>221302976You are a liar.
>>221302939how so? i have a type and it's pretty normal, it's not like i'm wanking to every glimpse of genitalia i see
>>221302991No I'm not
https://imethstreams.app/live/mlb/yankees-rangers-live-streaming-1266861870
>>221303009where's the Tim article then?
>>221302976would love to sort out your shitbox
>>221302951let them in rorke
>>221303008Yeah? *reveals my penis*
Shit
>>221303016In the archive you clown
>>221302976now listen to Liquid Swords
>>221303038You haven't posted a URL in the past 7 days.
you could have been anything you want online but you chose to be a liar
>>221303052I didn't post it I linked the post in the archive with the link
>>221303068grim
Rubbing poo in my open wound
>>221303068Need those lips around my penis
>>221303069with all respect I'm not trawling through 1000 of your posts in the archive so could you link it again or link to the post you made?
>>221303097how did you geet your wound
My life has no meaning
>>221303114I'm not spending time looking through the archive for a post you want to see mate
>>221303104having the first snusberg of the day, listening to bossa nova in my underwear
>>221303097got a wound right where the poo is
>>221303069Why did you post it in the archive? That makes zero sense.
>>221303069?
>>221303156I posted it here but I posted the link to the post in the archive which has the url
>>221303130you wrote it, don't you remember what it said? you can search for itat least say what the text of the post was
>>221303188>>221303188>>221303188
>>221303130can you just get on with it, one of us has a life
>>221303122does it need any meaning?
keep breaking the law mate epic style
>>221303170>I posted it hereNo you didn't, as there is no reference to it in the archive. Your LARP is retarded.
>>221303192Yeah
who would have guessed that a man pretending to be a woman would also be a pathological liar in other respects
>>221303170Lying sacked transexual pedophileYour diaper is leaking, fuck off
