Can British people stop coming to my country to die please? What is this, the 7th dead briton in Mallorca alone this year? Please stop. We need our police to investigate more important cases.
Just to be clear, I have nothing against alive Britons. Just stop dying please. You're polluting our beaches. At this point you can't even go for a swim without bumping into several corpses floating around.
>>221304703Balcony status?
>>221304961Usually they are made of sturdy materials. So they don't break when the britoid falls on them, and you only have to clean the blood stains.But even though if they don't damage our property, it's still annoying as hell
>>221305011Spanish balconies are ridicule dangerous, you can be 100 feet up and there's like a half foot bit of metal to stop you falling off.I wasn't allowed near that side of the living room when we went to spain because my mum thought i would jump out the window
>>221305242>britishers need to be restrained against their will when near balconies or they'll jump because they can't help themselveslolalso bro, you don't know what a balcony is? I mean if you know there's a fall there just don't lean on them. do you really need a sign?
Posters added context: what Tijuana is to US, Spain is to the UK for people unable to read Roman numerals.
>>221305367I don't understand a word you said. I thought Tijuana was a snack
