Tube edition
*unzips dogshit zinger*
wow so many live alone here
so this is the new
scranning lidl own brand dark chocolate
>>221304790so they say
>>221304767um
just not posting in a canspaedo new, am i
>>221304767do they wear clothes under these or just underwear?
*doors open on the dogshit zinger lift and, like the blood spilling from the lift in The Shining, they slowly begin to pour out menacingly*
Snooker Audience Fart - Judd Trump v Ronnie O'Sullivan - May 3rd 2013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55b3Q_yLTzY
>>221304796tranny nonce
Fucking Hell, lads. YOU ARE IN THE WRONG /NEW/COME TO THIS ONE INSTEAD>>221304767
firm it g
Choose your fighter
hey no ins and outs
I'm a /brit/ lad through and throughThere's no denying itNo, it's just who I am!
>>221304889Wonder who pang pang voted for
vibing so hard x
Pang pong three two one
>>221304896bet there are great white sharks in those watersbetter stay out
might do a drivey drive in american truck simulator while watching youtube autismo
TRANS POWER
Haven't wanked in over two weeks.
Pregab anon was right, does make you horny
Accidentally came hands free all over the floor when I had my prostate examined by the GP
RightLife plan: get fatter, get drunker, get the autistic toilfu, not the Latvian, the socially awkward one to become anorexic and bring me the cansGood idea?=
parentberg keeps asking if i'm okfuck off i was until you bothered me
>>221304932NOOOOOOOOO
>>221304931What's it supposed to do? Will it treat anxiety?
>>221304932living the dream
Love cats
>>221304920Patriot >>221304910I'd shoot in the face with my sig sauer!!!!!
who we voting for lads?
>>221304935Are Latvians obnoxious there as well?
>>221304976Stop raping them, Mr. Spaino
>>221304785Yeah, its easy if you lived in the south and then move up north. If you remain in the south, you basically live with your parents or become an eternal rentoid.
>>221304930Same mate
>>221305001or you find a partner and buy a house like intended
but can i trust /brit/‘s coverage of the upcoming election results?
>>221305020has to be reform
>>221304932this is me except i live with my parents
>>221304976use them to supplement your lack of pussy?
What the HELL are they doing??
>>221304785Denmark is Zased!
>>221304816I wanna know as well. Go outside and ask one.
>>221305023If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck mate
Which girl has the more attractive legs?Left or right? I saw this poll on twitter/x and the results surprised me
tumy
>>221304977the biomass megaswarm
>>221305025SEXOEXO
>>221305075Left ez
>>221305020Seems like the type who looks like a tory but actually despises conservative parties and is moderately leftwing.
>>221305025horrid little halfling
state of it. Junky Samsung S25+
>>221305070*nods solemnly*
>>221305106cap
>>221305025honestly does that face not look a bit ugly to you?
>>221304965Yh its used for anxiety
*makes bear noises*
>>221305060I asked. Apparently they wear nothing at all underneath it.
just detected foreign material in this thread
>>221305131boop
They’re all whoresPick one
>>221304932>Tinder on the ipadIt was over before it began
>>221305094That’s what the poll saidBut they’re like tree trunks! Where right are svelte and feminine. I simply don’t understand
Hope we don’t get mauled to death in ‘ere
>>221305167Why?None of them would even want to look at me why should I “pick one”
>>221305075thicker
Me? Playing as Earth
>>221304977How does it affect you?
>>221305202whatchu say bitch
I still don’t understand photography. What’s the difference between left and right?
>>221305167Middle one. Now give me her.
>>221305025Scleral show is dysgenic
darth rorke
>>221305210why what’s the matter with you
>>221305228always knew the natural language of man was Anglo-Saxon English
>>2213051673,5,4,2,1
>>221305248490 mm
>>221305241Er..er… nothing, Mr Maul!*scuttles away*
>>221305250sup mouldie
uh oh
so these are all the mature toilers then is it? off work and ready to have fruitful discussions and hearty online banter are they? yeah?
190mm
>>221305219But right are svelte and graceful and feminine. Are lads really into thick tree trunk legs on girls? BTW the poll agreed with you
leftypol cleaning up princess leia after jabba has creampied her with his slug cock
>>221305250was going to post that about that looksmaxxer earlier but didn't want to get called a virgin
>>221302911new
>>221305294virgin coward
>>221305251>good, good, let the race hate flow through you!
He's here.
>>221305266Oooh, so close. The correct answer is 3, 5, 4, 1, 2. I know you'll get it next time though!
>>2213051672nd from rightYounger is always better
might do no porn but not no fap
>>221305248I don't know, but I think Americans exclusively use 500 mm because all of their professional photos looks like that whereas photos taken in the UK look like 50 mm
>>221305255Ugly freak with a fat head
>>221305320um
how many cups of coffee per day do you drink
Think I've got food poisoning ladsHad Indian food last weekend and I feel awfulFucking pajeets, last time I ever do that
She’s so lovely
>>221305266>>221305318tricked by clown makeup award
>>2213053480
hitting the griddy
>>221305322Imagination wanks!Our imaginations have no bounds!
>>221305339would you post a pic with your facial features blurred out because I’m always curious when people here say they’re ugly, you can’t be that ugly surely
What a pest this man is, swanning into a business that’s been open for a long time like he’s saving the day. How did they get so far in their lives before Gary rocked up with £500?What did bringing this bootlicker on and returning so soon to do a victory lap over a paltry sum do exactly besides feeding his ego? Random YouTube man says Gary is busy saving small businesses? Why do they all speak without any thought?It does seem like anyone can knock about with a camera, describe food as beautiful [insert texture, flavour, smell or appearance] and you’re off to the races.Please, please, please stop the “walking away” joke, it’s bleeping dead. Also, we see you snatching all of random YouTubers food, passed off as banter or marking territory? Gary does seem to deal with the big green monster quite a lot. And I’m not talking about Greeno.
>>221305296it is true thoughit's impossible to interact with a semi-attractive female these days without imagining her swallowing jungle bbc
>>221305287that is the maximum thickness that is attractive to me. the ideal is average of those two.
>>221305352You know what they cook with at Indian restaurants? Ghee.
>>221305249>>221305266>>2213053183? Seriously? 5 for me and then 4. Then 1 I think
>Gary does seem to deal with the big green monster quite a lot. And I’m not talking about Greeno.
>>221305369yeah that's the idea but i reckon my stupid ass will just imagine porn
>>221305322been on it for about 6 months it's fine
>>221305387why are you like this
>>221305384he is definitely a closeted bender
>>221305392Did you watch indira Gandhi’s funeral? That’s what they used to set her body alight
>>221305387You are profoundly mentally ill
can’t believe i used to give a shit about philosophyvery cringe in retrospect
You match on tinder but this is her profile picture. Which girl is it?
*looks up at you from my pooey feast on the floor, my face caked in shit, my eyes glowing yellow with fury, and growls and snarls at you like a dog protecting his bone*
what's winning gimmick of the year?
>>221304767She looks so British
listening to beach house thinking about a glorious future
>>221305379Ok I do that then I get 5 people calling me ugly that not gonna make me feel better is it
>>221305474'nobody: rorke' posting
>>221305248Shorter focal length, like the 10mm used on the left is a very wide angle shot, and when used to take a close-up picture of someone it can distort facial features. Most selfie cameras on phones have a short focal length as well (around 35mm) so these will give you a shit photograph. Ideal focal length for portraits is 85mm.
you are retarded if you don't vote reform or restore at the next GE
i don't think there's any point doing no porn if you're still using the internet. i mean what's really the difference between images of attractive women you see here and porn? not much
>>221305465the jugasaurus rexlooks like she's wearing a girdle and stockings underneath that dress!
>>221305465pink. you can see how uncomfortable with attention she is from how she's contorting her face
>>221305497cicely gf
>>221305497elsa is trans but no one believes me
>>221305495But what does focal length mean? Explain to me like I’m an idiot
>>221305503its gonna be labour for me, theyre doing an alright job i think
Chicken kiev nutted on my potato smiley face.
>>221305523are you pakistani or nigerian?
You're not British if you hate Gary
>>221305497>I don't have a single friendktim
>>221305465blueugliest one and that's just my luck
damn he hittin that
>>221305361Oh yes!
>>221305506porns demonic mate
>>221305497N,Y,Y,M depending on how much I’ve had to drink
>>221305526right well thats food porn isnt it
>>221305539Ok
>>221304785why did the title mention spain when italy is higher?
>>221305536What are you talking about? Blue is the most beautiful one
crack rorke
>>221305465I guess that just leaves the third one for me.
>>221305539That's not even a good ass
>>221305526Elton John kiev is it?
I am full Russian R1a.
Oh, is the man kicking the ball then yeah? No, not yet? In a couple of minutes then yeah? He's going to be kicking the ball then? Yeah?
>>221305615i'll kick your fucking balls in a minute pal
>>221305465blue
>>221305596muah
>>221305622need more lads like this
>>221305520length from the front of the lens to the image plane
>>221305622somebody should kill the negro!!!!!
>>221305588shut up niggaboy
>>221305598getting better than that are you lad LOL
>>221305622Don't mind him, that's just the Apparition of Keyingham Playing fields.
ah shure lookIf I was going to get the cans I'd have gone already
>>221305520I can't, it's very scientific. Just know that short focal length = wide angle shot and long focal length = narrow, zoomed in shot.
Oh yeah, I am Earth.
>>221305622>blokesounds funny calling a blacky this
does my head in that one poster
>>221305683point him out
did a poo that felt like a subway sandwich leaving my bungholesuppose its better than it being a liquid slopper
>>221305622Get his entire extended family in the nation
right time to get the Villa game on
>>221305656If I were black I’d be choosing the big one. No shame in it, that’s just what they’re into
trans rorke voting for reform and then getting executed when they win
>>221305683sorry
>>221305542i have seen white zoomers wearing korean makeup many timesthis is likely due to the popularity of our cosmetics flooding social mediasince all asian women are doing korean style makeup and wearing korean fashion, even when i travel to other asian countries, i have difficulty distinguishing between locals and koreans
surprised there aren't more cases of fetishists letting themselves get eaten by dangerous animals as vore is quite popular like
represent owners club hoodie bf and white fox hoodie gf
>>221305707no need to. we all know who i mean
right time to get the Villa game on and my cock out
>>221305736absolutely peng combo that
>>221305622Not a single reason why bantus have to be.
>>221305733frightful little specimen aren’t you? are you or are you not a frightful little specimen?
anyone got any spare tickets for ariana's tour? x
>>221305733they're all damn posers!
>>221305730HERRO!!!!
>>221305733vore involves being swallowed whole not ripped to shreds
forgot my 4chan password so i’m having to use my sister’s account ffs
hope everyone did their civic duty by going out to vote today
>>221305674I think I get it. Short focal length you’re letting lots of light in from all directions everything looks flatter, like a pancake. Long focal length you’re focusing on just one thing further away and the stuff in the background just blurs into the background or is cut out completely?The picture helped
anyone here vote for a n**ger today?
>>221305722why isnt there a party for LGBTQ people who hate islamseems an obvious fit as most muslims do want us dead and that
>>221305802i'm so racist ive had my 4chan account banned twice
i'm scared
*trips up the poster below me*whoops sorry mate
>>221305772Make that two please!
>>221305838um x
>>221305834>>221305838Alri, trip the wanker again
toby as a farmer
>>221305766platonic deano and deanette forms
Ow! Who tripped me?
>>221305733vore is all about imagining firing ropes down her close-up throat, not actually getting eaten
attention: i have poo in me arse
btw scientists discovered the worlds most perfect food and it's just a croissant with provolone and salami
>>221305865cockmogs me
>>221305865lol
fantavirus
not sure what my lack of sexual experience has to do with my political beliefs really
Have you been posting here all day again??!
Sup.
Graceful
>>221305865>even the chicks
>>221305865bizarre image
nothing he could do
>>221305928ive been at work honey
if you drop a bottle of wine or other booze in a supermarket when steaming do you have to pay for it?
>>221305951don't click this
>>221305865i would get it if it was sheep but bum shagging chickens isn't a thing
just contracted mantavirus and now i'm growing a stinger out of my arse
You did me good.
Listening to euphoria by Kendrick Lamar
>>221305730I can distinguish them from other Asian women by their height. South Koreans are almost always the tallest East Asians. And Southeast Asian women have smaller frames and short stature, and darker skin. The most difficult to distinguish are Chinese immigrants living in Southeast Asia.
>>221305961thanks i hid the post
>>221305951don't like to be reminded of the barbarity of nature, meget the cute webms posted
Reply with something, mate...
>>221305806Pretty much. The background also depends on the aperture setting as well (how wide the opening on the lens is). A wider setting lets in more light and can give you a blurred background but without losing focus on the subject, whereas a narrow aperture will put much of the frame in focus as well as the subject.
>>2213059510:34 me thinkin baout my life
mad how any post that starts with "mad how" does not actually describe anything mad
>>221306007Weird...
>>221305996
>>221305936ive seen almost the exact move on the bottom irl except it was a black guy dragging his gf's braids and swinging her around on the train
mad how there's people wanking to pragmata
walked past a cop and he talked into his radio when I walked past wtf
>>221306026ahahaha the way he sits x
>>221306042i've pretty much wanked to everything at this point
>>221306052he was cat calling you
The absolute state of the dating market. Think I might've dodged a bullet with this one.
On a 1.6k calorie cut me for a month and it’s brutal but I won’t lose enough fat in time for holiday if I stay any higher than that
very decent boobs thread on gif if anyone’s interested in that sort of thing
you know my magic is strong
>>221306080scream
Eastern Oregon is such a weird place. Absolutely nothing there but pic related and a few towns sprinkled here and there with less than a few thousand people. Weirdly comfy but also sort of eerie.
>>221306060haha yeah lad me too *starts dialing 999*
>>221306080how are women this ignorant
>>221306086Cheers for the heads up lad
What does 'cana' mean then?
I want to meet GOD
>>221306080leave it on Reddit next time
big girls never cry
>>221306101Americans will see this and build a Walmart and several car parks
Anyone else having issues with 4chanX? Can't see any filenames for webms any more
>>221306080Kek. You sure did. Sounds like a BPD whore to me. Shake yourself off and move on, fella. I'm proud of you for having the foresight to know that bitches like this are to be avoided like the plague.
>>221306080Wish this was real. Would be well funny.
watching the original Gundam
>>221306145nopeim ban evading on my phone you see
ALLAH AKBAR
>>221306145because they're shilling 4chanX Gold now
>>221306145>>>/g/108745775fixes here
>>221306168get in the damn robot shinji
>getting pursued by a kinda cute but also kinda munted Chinese girl at work>she hearts all my messages and wants to get coffee after work tomorrow Dare I do it? Dare I become the kinda busted white guy with a kinda busted Asian girlfriend?
You will be with your Muslim mates and they'll be like "just a Filet-O-Fish for me" and you're just like "cuuuuuute".
>>221306197fuck that mate there’s a lad in here that’s having a chinky son because of this exact situation it’s not worth it
>>221306101looks like yorkshire
>>221305539sex
Total turdie death
Oof.
wanking in Spoons
>>221306197How do your prospects look otherwise?
think i have covid but at this stage it's just a stuffy nose
>>221306193>>221306193Legend cheers boss
>>221306101Done some incel walks out there
sex with Iroha
>>221306234all my spoons are gone
>>221306101It's an Aryan bastion
I am royal.
>>221306253Where's the cosiest places to walk in America?
>>221306236Poor, coming up to three years without a gf
>>221306294disneyland
>>221306265Check a different cupboard
>>221306253Where's the cosiest places to wank in America?
rorke getting kicked out of spoons after the bouncers caught him watching jav
anyone have that pic of the tall lanky dutchman wearing skimpy shorts? if so, post it pls
>>221306306You should do it then to get back into the swing of things
this is what youth are listening tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y4MUCCHFGY
Good translation.
>>221306041life in america sounds like a literal cartoon
So what sort of time are we expecting a declaration of total reform victory
thinkin about taking the diaperpill
>>221306351Not at all, Rorke. These are local elections.
overthrowing the monarchy and naming myself emperor of the united empire
Got my feckin adult nappy on
BOOM
>>221305936>0:05 - 0:12KINO
>>221305996too badthis planet is an enomous altar on which the suffering and blood of literally trillions of creatures must be sacrificedevery single thing on earth is constantly trying to mutilate, strangle, disembowel, and consume everything elsethats just how it is(loving god btw)
>>221306197yea do it >>221306294Completely depends on who you are and what you like. I like the boardwalk in the off-season
sex with Emma Watson once or nuke India
Plaid: votedReform: fuckedDinner: ovenWank: completing
>>221305228>the raped poo empire
>>221306364With wider implications
>>221306294Toward my sister and with this express purpose of insemination of her yank womb with English seed
"Fletch": It was a really fearsome collision with SanchezAlly McCoist: It was, it really was, y'know
>>221306253imagine breaking down there and being forced to either die of dehydration or hitchhike and get stabbed and raped to death by a truckdriver
>(loving god btw)
>>221303188>>221303188>>221303188
Princess.
>>221306080https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianBoysOnTinder/comments/1t60vay/they_dodged_a_bullet/SCREAMING that there is an entire subreddit for tinder jeets and its not bannedthe normies well and truly know
flag shaggers convulsing after voting for extreme cost-cutting and accelerating the decline of services in their local area only to realise Sir Keir will still remain
Shapes.
>>221306475sc
>>221306476I genuinely don't understand why people hate Keir so much. He's just....fine. I don't get the fury
>>221306476holy cope
>>221306497Cool.
>>221306440you can just reply to me mate nothing bad will happen
Yes I am a blue nose and I hate villa fans, cause they’re just a bunch of wankers with six fingers on both hands
>>221306540hello
>>221306512he's a pussy-ass nigga
>>221306540absolute crushed that neek lol
>>221306585>>221306585>>221306585
Poof!
>>221305526A grown man (assuming) eats smiley faces. This is the saddest thing I've seen in 4chan
>>221305019>or you find a partnerPoof way to put it mate
>>221305497Why are they trying to force green on us? They're the most wishy washy policy havers. Anyone who votes for them is beyond retarded.
