I can do anything I like, Owen; I'm eccentric! editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYpsdBJlBcU
Scraeming
>>221309893>>221309917buy an ad mouldie
*shifts cautiously into the thread**pulls back hood and scans the room for eavesdroppers*so... this the new?
who are brits electing then
>>221309930walt disney
>>221309930nobody important
tucking rorke into bed and giving him a goodnight kiss on the forehead x
how do i emulate star fox 64
What If I was the new prime minister?
>>221309950start with your hairstyle and clothes and go from there
Not long woken up from a nap
How was Shylock wrong? It is a matter of fact that Jews bleed whenever they are the prickee.
>>221309949Comfy. Maybe you should get into bed next to me.
In their prime I think I'd have chosen Fearne over Holly
i wanna get fat and learn how to weld and become a fat welder
giwtwm
>>221309964lazy shite
Its all just pixels after all
BREAKING NEWS: Sir David Attenborough, the beloved broadcaster, has his 100th birthday tomorrow.
>>221309929*doors slam shut behind you**shadows lift to reveal the /brit/ high elders surrounding you with daggers in their hands*
>>221309939>only dates black passing womenlesbians are a mistake
>>221309939I will never experience this LOL
>>221310043Be funny if he died before midnight. Not wishing it, just saying he's had a long life and it would be a troll move
Rumor has it Emma Watson farts during sex. I’d love to find out firsthand.
i reckon society was unironically better when we only had 5 channels, most people would have at least had shared cultural references now we only have sports and politics
>>221310027dont see what's wrong with thisis a man not entitled to purchase his ideal death with his own hard earned money
>>221310052Good lad
>>221310052>ballot in paki gibberish England really has fallen
>>221310087
chippy tea for me tomorrow (get in)are you having chippy tea tomorrow?
I have ESL fatigue so I've come back to /brit/
category 4 gale force hurricane poo howling outside my window
>>221310149good day to be inside
nth for the holodem
nighty night lads. borough councilberg almost definitely going to flip reform when I wake up tomorrow. oh well.
>>221310027I thought manslaughter was involuntary by it being manslaughter
>>221310118bit of a waste of time, that
did the citizens put the ballot in the box
why didn't any of you daft wee nonces tell me that kurtjmac finally made it to the far lands a few months ago?
might have found some new youtube kino
>>221310118Haha love how they ruined one for the picture and did a real one afterwards lol
sir fairer britain
>>221310215who?
The Black Rorke Theory
shouting the nword loudly in my incel lair
>>221310215because he cheated. it's not possible to walk to the farlands in one human lifespan. it would have to be a multi-generational feat
>>221310216why was this on my front page also
>>221310234*ruffles your zoomer hair and gives you a lollipop*run along now sport
She is literally perfect
https://voca.ro/17mBbcvhgPpR
>>221310246nah it is, surprised it only took him 15 years instead of 25-30 though
Couldn't imagine living to 116. Probably going by 50 me.
sir fartin shitain
voted for gary linear
Fair Britain
>>221310268you say that now but when you actually are 50...when i was a zoomer i thought i'd kill myself before i was 25 and now i'm a 31 year old boomer and i quite like life, it's not so bad
I didn't vote yet! Is there still time?
what if we all just move to china
>gary linear
>Greater Manchester mayor Andy Burnham has pulled out of a speech he was due to give tomorrow morning.
>>221310052love the distribution of posh twat names
in bed farting
was walking behind a woman with black hair and it made me wish I had a Romanian gfbut then I saw her face!
well the quickest way to make it to the farlands is building a redstone tracklayer so you can ride on a cart most of the way
gary linear spokesperson for random walk-ers crispmathematic joke for you:)
Finbar's Da
>there's an absolute gay at my toil>he's a literal gay (with the gay whiney voice), but he self identifies as a conservative nonetheless>a lib dem esque tory though, fucking loves the royal family>speaking about the elections today and he unironically used the words "genny lec" (general election) He's unironically single handedly made me homophobic
>>221310052SNEED 2026
right well that's nightmare fuel
>>221310340
>>221310339haha xdon't get it x
eating fried chicken and watermelon
>>221310341How can Brendan schaub be a former professional football player and former MMA fighter and still have gay face?
i dunno lads
Last time I voted the old ladies at the polling station seemed so nice and sweet and I felt weird after I voted ukip because I knew they would be upset if they knew I did.
Sir Shabbat Dinner
Any Peng Asian Tings in?
doing a 'ead of some 'eb 'mics
2bh if she's over the age of 19 there's no point
listening to gay house music
might pull myself offyeahthat's itpulling myself off
>>221310336Now you're a believer?
>>221310483prefer women over 25 (but not by too much obviously), they have better hygiene. young birds don't know how to clean their bumholes
>>221310487fkin beat me to it
>>221310503>young birds don't know how to clean their bumholesdisagree
sir keir starmer
>>221310515well obviously you've never caught a whiff of poo while a bint is sitting on your face
finna relive my childhood
Thought I was the only one
>>221310448
>>221310415you felt guilt after doing something bad
>>221310534Thankfully no, I guess their mothers taught them well. They are very conscious about that stuff
>>221310539for me its super mario sunshine
>>221310341I used to be involved in conservative politics. You’ve just described the vast majority of our supporters lol. See also Reform - if only gay men had the vote, Reform would win by a huge landslide
>Have you seen Layla (14) missing from #Bolton (#GreaterManchester) last seen on May 4, 2026?
sir chicken korma
keyboard is at 20% power
Just had sex with my Irish Catholic gf.
Emma_Watson_sex_farts.bitmap
>>221310590> BoltonUh oh
sir jew harmer
>>221310609
>>221310590May the fourth be with her.
>>221310618Kier would never hurt a jew, he's sir jew lover
>>221310606they still have catholics in ireland?
>>221310606did she like it?
>>221310590I’ve got bad news for you lad
behind every successful man there's a baddie
white women aging gracefully now I met a woman that's 46 year old today and she looked in her early 30s.
>>221310590almost bout to phwoar dis sbefore saw agemental innit
small boat migrants: return to sender!
Sir Netflix Drama
>>221310646I’ve had some filthy thoughts about a 50 year old work colleague
sir deer farmer
>>221310644would not
>>221310644phwoar wpuld shga arse of woman on right
sir dalai lama
>>221310644she stands to his east, eastern roman empire
Hello /brit/I yearn to do sex tourism in your blessed constitutional monarchy, so I asked AI to rank women in UK countries by hotness. The results, from hottest to ugliest, were:>1st: Scotland>natural, healthy northern European looks, redheads, pale skin, sexy accent, fiery personality>2nd: Norn Ireland>friendly, freckled, vibrant, sexiest accent of all>3rd: Wales>most glamorous>4th: England>dead last, even behind the sea, chav, heavy makeup use, no exotic Celtic allureDo you confirm?
>>221309373just read the description for each of the chargesfuckinggrim
Canceled my Netflix last year
Catholics and protestants killing each other meanwhile orthodox are just like *sideeye* lol
i actually sound so sexy when i have my flu voice on
sir penis wanker
>>221310677scots the fattest and most inbred people in the isles by a large margin I massive respect who ever does their pr because aside of their god tier nature they are just everything bad about england with nothing good.
Hollering at his last words
>>221310644>>221310676sex (the foid)
All the 3-5 euro vinyl sound like shit, no wonder nobody buys them, fucking throw them awaaaaaaay
still got it
>>221310677the fact Scotland is so full of redheads brings them over the hump over the other rainy countries in this list
>>221310703Stop gatekeeping your redhead qveens
>>221310677Stay in Luxembourg jew
>>221310706
i reek
might play kcd2 hardcore mode
I can drink you god damned fucks under the table. What are we doing shots off?
>>221310726based black fella
>>221310676phwoarwould decimate the fannard on diss wun
>>221310712i'll take them off your hands
>>221310118I can respect this, unlike the racist idiots who back Nige
turns outlittle black fella
Zack Polanski real feel and self lubricating sex arse
Turns out... Little black fella
>>221310677corr based list>>221310703just slanderous lies
>>221310746Can you outsnort me? >>221310769For the last hour I've been listening and it's all pure shite Here, try to find something goodhttps://www.discogs.com/seller/ToPikap/profile?sort=price%2Casc&limit=250&format=Vinyl&price=under5
>>221310118>GazaOh my days fuck off
>>221310746It's not even night yet McAlcy
is the ukraine war still on?
>>221310476Not a fan of this repeat of fascism to be honest
>>221310677anyone or anything that tells you that there is enough of a difference between english, scottish and welsh women to be able to determine a randomly selected woman's origin without hearing her speak is lying
>>221310799yeah and still absolutely mogging gaza in terms of casualties
>>221310799yeah but nobody watches it anymoreterrible after the first few seasons
he chug
Favourite racist slur
>>221310835big fan of pavement ape
>>221310835Moon cricket
>>221310835alabama wind chime
>>221310835Spear chucker
Your next starter for 10…which nonce’s last words were ‘little black fella’?
>>221310835Big fan of porch monkey
>>221310791Wonder if Tasos has an vinyl releases from back in the day
>>221310835cracker
>>221310835none
>>221310886
>>221310791Lay it out mother lover. I didn't realize Europeans were in sleep. What is your DOC?
need a spanking
>>221310886LOL, how do you know this guy?
finished me 3 hour balatrro session off tae bed de lards xoxo
>>221310835I find bongo bongo land to be far more eloquent than shithole
>>221310804there is zero chance you have ever mistaken an english woman for a scottish one even without hearing her speak
>>221310912I'm not understanding what you are saying
>>221310902right then
>Party activist in Blackburn texts in:>"I'm welling up at my count. Reform after Reform after Reform."https://x.com/BritainElects/status/2052520018621919594
>>221310898good lad, no need to bow to peer pressure
>>221310947THIS IS ITKEIR'S FINISHED
Said I was going to pull myself off but I'm not in the mood. Sorry. Didn't mean to lie.
>>221310964I will be eating this in a couple of days. How do you call em in the UK?here is Karnacheta
>>221310835Picaninny for me
>>221310986they're called jobbieswirls here
>>221310964love a curly sausage
>>221310677Why do so many forners love the Norn Iron accent? Is it because they've never heard a milly in person?
>>221310341why would conservatives not like the royal family
>>221310791what is your turntable setup like?those old shitty records need a specific kind of needle (conical) to sound okay and they sound way better with a mono cartridge otherwise theyre unlistenable
this shit is mad
For me it’s the Welsh accent. A female valleys accent is mellifluous to the ear, what the angels in heaven must sound like
>>221311002Charles and William are both left-leaning progressive types and have advocated for demographic replacement of British people.
Jobs should be 7 hours a day and 4 days a week. Rent should be one week's wage. It's shite that we spend like 90% of our lives working or sleeping.
>>221310942coke, meth, heroin what is your doc that I rail up my nostrils?
>>221310988>what you see last as you gasp for oxygen and die
>>221311018can you share an example?
>>221311021okayand why would conservatives not like the royal family
>>221311022people like moneytube drivers are striking against a mandatory 4 day work week on the same pay they're getting now for 5 days
>>221311038ai cooked with this one
>>221311039Republicanism isn't generally left/right aligned. Like, you know, the Republican Party? Anti-monarchy but very right wing.
>>221311015part and parcel
fucking hell rorkeshe's brazilian for fuck's sake
>>221311039Small-c conservatives, by definition, would dislike anyone who advocates for the replacement of their own country's people.Of course, not everyone in the Conservative Party is a conservative.
>>221310835soutpiel
what are the tory parties original values
>>221311006I had a pair of Technics sl-1200mk2 with Pioneer DJM 800 (I still have it). But I had to sell em a couple of years ago cause I needed money, I do regret it. But soon I'm gonna be buying the same pair. >>221311026coke/speed
>>221311090The price of corn must be fixed to at least 7d per lb
>>221311049Tube drivers are the only workers on the planet to actually have some fucking sense to them. Eternally impressed by how they've managed to get paid more for less work repeatedly.
>>221311089>A soutpiel (often shortened to soutie) is a derogatory Afrikaans slang term for a South African of British or English descent. The term implies they have one foot in South Africa and the other in the UK, with their penis dangling in the Atlantic Ocean.scream
>Trying to have a quick wank to an ASMR girl and she keeps showing off her ugly fucking dog
the green woman on BBC election results is well fit
>>221311131name? x
playing an AI president simulator game made in England
>>221311022Britland doesn't get very hot. You could buy a car an sleep in it. Test it out in their parking lots my dude. Many people live in Walmart parking lots in the USA.
>>221311090Small state country gentry paternalism. Read Parade's End for a better understanding.
>>221311090Sodomy in private schools and high society clubs?
>>221311102kek
>>221311118>Wanking to amateur porn video>Random pet cat or dog shows up in the background>Doesn't leave the camera for the rest of the videoInstant boner killer.
>>221311086preserving the monarchy is one of the core principles of british conservatism
>>221311118>she lets the dog start licking the microphone
>>221311143It gets cold though
checked up to see of eva angelina was still staring in XXX hardcore sex videos for a bit of a nostalgia wank, and turns out she is, but she sounds like she's been smoking 3 packs a day in the interregnum, and her clit is the size of the tip of your finger. wonder how that happened
I know some people will be disappointed with Starmer & how he’s performed (and I know local elections aren’t meant to be about him necessarily).It takes time to change the country, we are 2 years in, repairing the country from 14 years of Tory ruin. Reform is not the answer, they’re a bloody pipe dream from right wing believers. I’m frankly sick of it.I only hope people believe in local people and he can stay on to fully perform for the country.
The biggest limiter on the life of a human male is not having a driving licence. Not being able to drive is social suicide.
we used to buy this speed here that smelled like cat piss kind off, it was so fucking strong, you could smell it through your pocket
sir keir rodney starmer is britain's last hope.
>>221311191
>>221311190for me it's paige turnah
>>221311200
>>221310925I have a British Greek friend that I went to school with and sometimes I’ll ask him about random things about Greece
lol are they taking the piss
sir kier bradley starmer
>>221311100Thank you sweet pea.
>>221311191a few more diversity speechs from starmer should fix it right up
Sir Rodney King Rioter
>this millennial ginger bitch reading notes out from her phoneAre BBC journalists really this shit now?
amazing how elden ring has no replayability
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778195356094045.webm
>>221311231bbc don't send the best up north
I like how they keep saying all their polls and data are completely meaningless
>>221311200Mephedrone? it was really big here between 2007 and 2011 :D
>>221311191starmer has no desire to change the country
thinking about the Great Lakes and making america great again
>Reform candidate called for election ban on Muslims and praised 'Sir Tommy Robinson'
>>221311277he has a strong desire to destroy it
>>221311232You got 150 hours out of it mate give over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rR-wqxRjIgme greeting /brit/ posters
>>221311285Yup, I'm thinking based.
business idea rorke biscuits
>>221311208I think they caught the guy who was making it because it was too good, probably rival mafia goonz ratted him out. Legendary times. >>221311211All his songs are about fucking girls, there's one called "Thelo Na Se Paro Apo Piso" which translates to "I want you from behind", another one called "Ela sto papu" which means "Come to grandad" Proper old pervert that. >>221311225^ ^>>221311274No, we never got that here, also I was too young then. You could probably find it now, I've been hearing about it. But speed is the main weapon of choice here.
>>221311284ah the grey shit stains of chimpcongo and detoilet
where to meet foreign (white) birds to datedo i have to go into london, like where would i even meet them
>>221311131
Has anyone else noticed a general uptick in divide and conquer material on social media in the last few weeks? Men vs. women, race baiting, generational warfare stuff. Like more than the usual background levels.
>>221311308Shut up bitch
>BREAKING: The first council result of the night in Hutton South (Brentwood)>REF: 40.7% (+40.7)>CON: 32.4% (-30.4)>LDM: 12.5% (-9.5)>GRN: 7.7% (+7.7)>LAB: 6.8% (-8.5)>Reform UK GAIN from the Tories
>>221311327>in the last few weeks?How about the last 5-10 years.
>>221311232I really liked it but just like all these gigantic games there's no way I'm replaying 100+ hours
>>221311310on hellopolish ones are in catholic church
>>221311331shit hole city, ruins the whole statet. one of the few real humans in shillinois
>>221311327Did you just notice this now?
>>221311331w-woah!! big glass buildings! aiaiai!!!
>>221311327Yeah it's likely Russia/China working overtime due to the Iran war shite.
>>221311348>polish ones are in catholic churchPoles don't give a shit about Cucktholicism anymore. Younger generations of them are vast majority irreligious.
Crumpets and cake for supper. This is why I can't lose weight.
>>221311348wtf is hellois it that langauge learning app because i cant be fucked with thatalso i dont have a church its all just christian idgaf about which one i am
might get a noir on
>>221311333Total reform landslide incoming
Always have to quadruple check anything I need to upload, like uni work or CVs etc because my brain keeps going "what if you just uploaded porn tho" when I don't even have porn on my computer. Brain fucking hates me.
https://youtu.be/BZLXigfzLMg
WHO RULES BARTERTOWN?
real nigga hours who up
Vote Labour
>>221311327Yes. I also have a theory that Mossad is behind the red/blue button 'totally organic viral trend'.
>>221311321i'm a massive rorke but i need her to gob in my mouth
why can animals eat raw meat but we're not supposed to
>>221311285This is what makes me think I won’t have to vote Restore in the genny lec
>>221311381Who's going to seethe more about it though? Labourmongs, Greenmongs or Restoremongs? Gonna be a tight competition I reckon.
green woman saying the police were wrong to kick that somalian in the head
>>221311416they spend energy on their bodies dealing with it, we redirect that energy to our brains which are mad
>green womencorrrr
>>221311442I think animals are just walking around with parasites all the time but we don't like to do that
>>221311458Imagine the fucking god-awful stench.
>>221311416There's plenty of those raw meat blokes online, you have to make your body adjust to it
Pang Pang when Timmy comes home late from work
>>221311416because we discovered fire and made food too tasty but the animals dont know how to do that
>>221311416Humans can and do eat raw meat it's a common part of many cuisines. But outside of strictly regulated countries you're likely to get parasites. Most other animals deal with it by having much stronger stomach acid (like vultures).
>>221311429greenslabour and restore know they have no chance in this election, greens think they do
pineapples belong on hats and in tins not on pizzas
>>221311488You forgot; up your ARSE
>>221311483It used to be the owners/major stockholders would get a writing credit so they would have a hand in royalties.
>>221311481Mad how our stomach acid would burn our skin but it stays inside our organs fine
I have made a peaceful and legitimate request for cheese and pineapple on a stick!
its good to see reform in lead but they are not enough to save this countryid like to see restore go mainstream and get reform's popularity but i dont know if they can do it in time and without splitting the vote
cities should look like this
Labour could've won if they'd only returned the bloody sausages.
The Greens have won in Great YarmouthRestore bros… it’s over.
>>221311526No this guy is a legit composer. Wrote for movies and tv shows ect...
>>221311537>its good to see reform in leadlol, go give yourself a wobble you knob
i voted reform
not a tranny but genuinely think i'm much closer to a woman than a man, i constantly see women saying things specific to them and thinking this fits me like a tee
a bacon and egg butty lies squarely on the cards for me
>>221311565diagnosis: bent
>>221311488
>>221311537>id like to see restore go mainstream and get reform's popularity but i dont know if they can do it in time and without splitting the voteRestore are more likely to implode than to do that.Outside of Lowe himself, the party is spearheaded by weirdos like the Lotus Eaters and Sargon who are terminally Twitter-brained and prone to infighting.One thing that will inevitably happen is a conflict over Israel and foreign policy in general. Lowe himself is a standard boomer and has the same stances on these things as Reform. But the Restore base, especially online, is extremely anti-Zionist and adjacent to American Groyper style stances on issues like Iran. This will all blow up at some point.
>>221311565but you're posting here and no real woman would go near this place
>>221311552the greek flag is a schizo commie moron who scrounges benefits in ireland just ignore him
>>221311555Nobody:Absolutely nobody:Not even Bradley Walsh:Random third-worlder Greek cunt: LET ME TELL YOU HOW YOU SHOULD RUN YOUR COUNTRY
Fucking hell are you hearing what they're saying on the news? It's a bloodbath
lol
>>221311600so he's not even greek?
>>221311619hi
>>221311622He's as Greek as you are Bulgarian
Are there people here who didn’t fully expect a reform sweep? Do you lads not talk to other human beings
Well off to bed, I'm sure I'll wake up with Reform winning everything everywhere
>>221311645So half?
glorious janmen strike these polshites down! banish them from all boards! 3 days!!!!!!
>>221311622i think he is ethnically greek but lives in ireland so he can be neetall his posts are one dimensional tankie shit
>>221311619STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!
>>221311651that much was obvious but it's funny how much greens are fucking the left wing vote
>>221311651i dont talk to people are reform that popular?
>>221311651>Do you lads not talk to other human beingsUh... no. I work remotely and no one has spoken about politics desu
>>221311619
>>221311651>Are there people here who didn’t fully expect a reform sweep?There has been a weird online narrative in the past couple months about "Reform declining in the polls" so yeah.
I'm telling you lads the Bulgarian flag is not what he seems
it's going to be a green sweep across newcastle
just heard livin la vida loca start playing from rorke's flat
one of you layabouts be a dear and get it made already?
>>221311688nah he’s sound
>>221311640...hi *runs away*
>>221311688It's one of 190's experimental personalities
>>221311688the fuck is yer problem?
well i've now forgotten the zinger i was sitting on to post in the new because of you twats taking so long, hope you're all pleased with yourselves
>>221311708hi runs away
>>221311607Nobody:Me:Give yourself a wobbleRorke:*appropriates excerpts of revolutionary behaviours and cultures to show off a veneer of working class legitimacy*
>>221311736id shag her fanny rotten *scarpers down to my labyrinthine lair*
>>221311736would wrap meself in barbed wire and roll 3 miles to get my head between those legs
new>>221311746>>221311746>>221311746
>>221311736would open those legs and spread her pissflaps and eat her bean for days
>>221311600This was a thing they used to do.Also, at least I don't fuck mooses
