Your countryWhich fast food restaurant would you base your home's decor around if you had the money?
They showed extreme home makeover here on the TV like 20 years ago and I always thought it was ridiculous they always had some "theme" to the room. Kid likes trains? MAKE EVERYTHING TRAIN RELATED. do americans really "theme" their rooms?
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>>221310739That's AI
>>221310962yes and I had the train room. But it had real train stuff dad had stolen from work so everything was filthy and smelled like grease. It was extremely fucking cool and my bedroom was right next to the garage where I could work on my bike. my sisters' room was horse themed, so mom put up all the skulls of her old horses around along with great grandma's original bed and candlebra light fixtures. The cat litter box was put in there for authentic barn smell
Grandpas room was gun themed with all of our guns on the walls, under all the antlers.
>>221310739Having that order board up at all hours would be hell, I might have one of those stools from 90's mcdonalds or maybe a toy display but that's it
>>221310739Imagine redecorating your home to look like a sleazy nafri kebab shop.
>>221310962My parents did that but only the TV room. The subdivision fucked us on a bad utility hookup, so they comped us with a free room themeing. Instead of the stock Cinema or Home Cinema theme we went with Gas Station. TV room was painted a nice shade of OD Industrial Green, two-tone on slate white with neon signs. Entertainment Center was custom stained green wood. Light fixtures were reused from an actual classic gas station that was torn down, and both doorways replaced with a custom archway. It was really cool but didn't last the house, when we moved up we painted it all green and sold the signs/fixtures to a collector. Overall it was a pretty good deal.My friend's parents paid extra for a custom Pink Girl Poker theme that had the entire dining room and TV room together (no wall), painted hot pink with cowhide trim. Light fixture was slightly pink with a custom "rose" sky ceiling. They took it out after the divorce.
>>221311193this is known as "hispanic" and you can just buy one of them used, private party sale, no realtor fee. It's how my employer bought the company warehouse, which used to be like six of those homes but he tore them down
This is what a "gas station" theme looks like if Europeans are unaware.
Dinosaurs!
starwars
>>221310739U.S.AChick-fila-A. I want to fuck those hot sexy minors who believe in God and want to have children. It's win win desu senpai.
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mine was a construction site, my dad took the dry wall panels off the walls so I'd have exposed insulation and studs
There's a subdivision near me that actually licensed the rights to build officially themed Star Wars™ rooms from Disney. It's an extra $25,000 per room and, based from local Facebook groups, there's at least 20 of them.
>>221310962same man I always thought this was weird as fuckAmericans are so strange
>>221311337The assorted belts hanging on the wall really sells it as authentic midwest gas station with a pull-in mechanic bay for changing tires.They need about 15 years of dust on them though.
As you can imagine, the #1 theme is Pink For Girls. There's like 10 or 15 in their catalog, from just Pink to Pink Feminine (ie strip club), Barbie™ Official Pink, Disney Princess™, Generic Princess (like the latter but discounted), and Fashion Show. Most of the buyers tend to be First Time Home Buyers, which I later learned is a special term realtors use to describe people with no credit/bad credit, felony convictions, or other problems that give them a subprime loan. You know, the same ones that caused the market to collapse twenty years ago. Basically they figure out whatever their maximum monthly payment can be based on their wage, and just sell them up to that.
>>221311489>bro why would they do something for entertainment value on the entertainment showEuros are the weird ones.
I didn’t have a themed room but my mom did paint flames on my walls when I was a teen.
>>221311522The #2 theme is Sports Big Screen TV which is an official setup they have. They got the "economy" Big TV setup and the better ones which include officially licensed sports branding from ML teams. Usually it's football and, honestly, most of the buyers here are older white men whose lives are football. The type of adult men who get their sons into pop warner despite the head injuries and permanent brain damage that got it banned in liberal states.
another example, this one is pretty good and better representative of what most people can afford. Sorry for low quality, it's from fecesbook.
baltimore ravens
>>221311337What happens when the kid outgrows the gas station obsession?
I didn't know Americans were that deranged
>>221311703>kidThis is the desk of a guy minimum 60 years old
>>221311747An adult American couldn't fit under that desk or in that chair
>>221311703you go buy a new theme from the subcontractor that installed itbigger issue is if your team changes cities, like the raiders
ditto but for the wnba
wow, look at that custom ceiling fan! because this house obviously has no A/C
this was a carport that was converted to a garage, then converted into an open air living roomwhich is never opened up because it's in oakland, but the thought is nice!
previously the dining room, then the kids hit 18 and were kicked out
I'm posting all this Raiders stuff because the team moved from Oakland to Las Vegas, rendering all this stuff worthless. This is the second time it happened, I'm old enough to remember the LA Raiders.
>Representing the Raiders die hard fans, a fan of the Raiders for over 45 years Raiders4Life. DIY MAN CAVES>King Garyjams Husband father grandfather honor God leading my family into greatness^ direct quotes from his facebook
That's it. Every single american must be locked into a mental asylum immediately
I know like 5 different Cowboys fans with rooms like this. They all call each other during games and don't actually go over to each others' homes anymore. Most of these homes are big enough to have both a formal den and TV room, so the husband and wife can watch TV separately. I notice this amongst a lot of older people now.
texas
red star is communistblue star only!!god bless
>have a BLESSED day, friend!
how much do you think that custom cooler cost to make?how much do you think they charged for it
I found this image. No idea on the source. Seems to be a film photo that was scanned in.
custom Cowboys™ kitchen
>>221310739Chick Fil A loyalty is so bizarre and pathetic to me. Their food is fine and it’s fine to like it a lot, but this intense sentimental attachment to the brand just strikes me as absurd considering how minimal and sterile it is, and usually people hate that. It’s like romanticizing Ikea.
is there anything sadder than an oversized living room wet bar. In most countries, like europe, this is either put in the servant's quarters, a separate room, or a small 2" wide cabinet like ikea has.
>Europoors are so deprived, decorating a child's bedroom shocks them
The light dates the entire house. Want to guess what year. Maybe 1965? 63? This probably stated as a Tiki or Hawaii themed room. Also that door is a new, standard Home Depot door that is not original to the house.
>>221312331It's like In-N-Out loyalty but with Big J, The Bible, and God.
>>221312285How much did it actually cost
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>>221312494god bless ;__;77 for he is MIGHTY
>>221311110>it had real train stuff dad had stolen from work so everything was filthy and smelled like greaseKing shit
>americans can afford entire separate rooms just to live out a vibe or watch football meanwhile I cant afford to move out of my mums appartmentLife aint fair broskis
>>221312674tbf having a bunch of pointless rooms is easy when your houses are built like tv sets
>>221312674east germany gave people entire buildings in communist theme
>>221311395>bed pressed so far back that the curtains can't open
>>221310962I have never seen that irl in any house, sounds like a tv thing. I mean if a kid likes something in particular you might have more of a particular decor in his/her room
>>221312674Some people in this world have too much money. God will judge them for using it like this as they neglect the poor.
>>221310962That's something they did for TV and I always thought it was weird too.I remember one show where they were trying to figure out what kind of room to give the kid and he just happened to be fidgeting with a toy alien at the time so they were like>oh you like aliens? You get the alien room with the UFO bed!And even as I child I thought "but they just assumed that off of nothing, what if he barely cared about aliens at all"
>>221313442why would you open the curtains? the window doesn't open
>>221310739I've never actually been inside a chickfila, do they have couches? Lmao that's gay.Also>restaurant decorThe fuck? >>221310962You don't want a train room? I'd take a...idk...I like birds.
>>221311110>The cat litter box was put in there for authentic barn smelllmFao
>>221313644what's an open window worth to a room with a tv anyway
>>221310962lmao yeah that shit was WEIIIIRD
>>221311395>>221311446it's not the children that like those is it?
>>221314239Well, manchildren
>>221314239did you watch pimp my ride?
>>221310962the goyim deserve to be molested by jews
I'd like that house where the widow of the rifle manufacturer had lots of dead ends and stairways to nowhere built to fool ghosts
>>221310739Teremok
>>221310739>>221310962Europeans think this sort of behavior is insane but they also have no idea that remodelling and renovating your home used to be considered a cheap way to liven up the average American home
