dasha editionprev >>221306887
>>221312902Who is dasha? Has she shown up on 4ch like Mimi?
For me it's Masha!
I'll never make more than $35 an hour
>>221312902stop posting pics of my wife
>>221312914/cum/'s belarusian princess and the most beautiful maiden to ever grace this earth
>>221312902hoe
>>221312899he's getting 30 years minimum
Anna mogs that titlet
95% of criminal cases in america are resolved by plea bargain
>>221312914>Who is dasha?She's a Russian actress from New York known for being chuddy and hosting a podcast called Red Scare with an Armenian that until recently was very popular in NYC among the elites of that city. She was in a movie (picrel) that's my favorite for the decade so far.Lot of Americans on this site like her.
xanax is evil because it's a palindrome
i would die for her
what the hell happened to redbar
>>221312955what about kayak?
>>221312960*nervous gulp*
>>221312960I think the fags of this board are pretty honest desu, often a little too honest
i watched gay porn as a teenager when i was bicurious but now im almost entirely straight
how does she do it??
>>221312956>lusting after ugly mutted russian instead of a purebred russian that has the facial physiognomy of a foxrngmi
>>221312933>>221312942This one is super public and they're going to make an example out of him. Everyone wants the spectacle too. A plea deal would result in riots. He killed three black folx remember.
>>221312974some femboy stuff pretty inviting ngl
>>221312988it's because you're brazilian
>>221312921Most I have ever made is $21.5/hr
>>221312986So we need more sikh truckers to combat the altimakin menace?
>>221312940Gayboi
polish people are like the socially conservative version of liberals. they're deeply indebted to liberalism but they express it with the same zeal a nationalist expresses their nationalism. seriously odd
Long fingers are gay
>>221312996most of them are american and canadian tho, brazilians prefer trannies
>>221312921Respectable
ate a lot of foodnow my belly fat like pregnant man emoji
>>221313005No they don't you'e just making up bullshit, as usual
>>221312974>>221312988
>>221313016t. polack
>>221313005>they're deeply indebted to liberalism but they express it with the same zeal a nationalist expresses their nationalismIt's because they're spiritual thirdies and sluts for whoever rules them. They're the Filipinos of Europe.
>>221312958He might actually be dead
>>221313006short fingers are retarded
>>221313006I have long fingers and chronic inflammation, so they're pretty useless
I stand really awkwardly my neutral standing posture is awkward. So I feel like i have to constantly move and dislike standing still
crazy how americans understand foreign politics so well
>>221313003We need to put them in a sports arena and watch the combat. Like the Romans.
>>221313010Cant ever make it on thatShitty house is 400k
What are some meals I can cook on a Sunday night and bring to work with me for the week? So far, I've got meatball subs and popcorn chicken.
>>221313045we're actually all CIA and have a master's degree in shit nobody cares about
The world champion of competetive programming is from Belarus but he lives in Russia now. The second place guy is also Russian. Russians have a very specific type of autism that makes good programmers.
>>221313048In five years we'll all be living in space
>>221313051speak for yourself. I'm not CIA
>>221313052ehhh the kinda created the sport though. it's like saying canadians are good at hockey
>>221312921bruh i make almost $70/hr lmao
>>221313005This is true actually desu I know exactly what you mean
>>221313045I'm not joking when I say I'm in the 0.1% of Americans who have autistically studied the domestic politics of every major country to the point of going to school for it.
>>221313003Roof Koreans are the mongoose to this snake.
I want to be a han solo kind of guy but I'll never be badass and carefree like that
>>221313064you're a manchurian candidate for the CIA, completely unaware and insulated from the circumstances that have been carefully manipulated for your entire life, up until this very moment
>>221313081>Mm, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mm, yeah, yeah, yeah. Feelin' like a star, you can't stop my shine. I'm lovin' Cloud City, my head's in the sky. I'm Solo
>>221313067Not fair
>>221313090do you think George Lucas knows about this game?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A
>>221313076https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df3ZL862vgw
>>221313104pure kino
>>221313098>Star Wars KinectAnon anyone who was alive in the 00s knew about Star Wars Kinect and the dance central mode. That was the one part people liked.
>>221313050Cook a bunch of bratwurst, slice it, and make a bunch of sandwhichesOr alternatively make a bunch of soup and then you can bring it in ceramic tupperware
>all these Jeets not knowing the LA riots were in 1992
Steven Spielberg is a hack and his new movie about "alien disclosure" (that's a psyop btw) looks really gay and shitty.The style of cinematography looks extremely ugly too.
I'm ngmi
>>221313048What state?
>>221313143Undress.
yooo the soybooru looks so clean now, its also fast as fuck, i suppose the sharty really is more popular than 4chan now
>>221313134>Steven Spielberg is a hack 100% true>his new movie about "alien disclosure" (that's a psyop btw) looks really gay and shitty.Not only that it's a blatant ripoff of Arrival which itself is a shitty movie.Some directors are like Eastwood or Miyazaki where they'll make kino until they croak. The vast majority however are not and should know when to quit.
>>221313096I have a STEM degree.
remember when your mom said that booster boxes were too expensive in 1999?
>>221313143Puerto Rico
>>221313134The trailer looked like the most generic and uncreative bullshit ever like you could get any other Hollywood hack to make the same thing or just use AI and it would be exactly the same.
>>221312980fink was afta she shagged me she got diss aurafink just from my semen
>>221313150Duress
rip julio foolio
>>221313170corr good lyric from trout mask replica
>>221313133Everyone knows this
>>221313164No one is going to buy that ever
Sorry I asked
not doing roids is so boring
>just inherited the keys to the cityah, yes thank you plebs for nominating me as your Mayor. I owe all my success to playing SimCity3000
>>221313167 Emily Blunt looks really ugly now too. She was never that great looking but I don't remember her being this ugly.
>>221313164>paying $575k USD for le bing bing wahoo bullshitChildhood nostalgia (to this degree anyway) is a disease. Like I reminisce about my childhood pretty often but I don't go so far as to buy le bing bing wahoo bullshit and play with toys made for literal children. The fucked thing is the people who are spending $575k on a shiny Charizard are zoomers larping as '90s kids.
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
>>221313179someone will probably offer $300,000.
>>221313134>that's a psyop btwworst psyop ever because nobody cares even though leaks have been mounting for years.big announcement on this subject from the government tomorrow, btw
>>221313216she's so fucking hot
i wouldn't even pay 5 for that dogshit pokemon garbage
why is steam so anal about cheating in video games. like just let me get the ray gun to pwn noobs online in gta online ffs
>>221313233>just let me get the ray gun to pwn noobs online in gta online ffsisn't the ray gun free?
>>221313231I would probably pay $5 for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImEQ_PCX2lY
>>221313207>Emily Blunt looks really ugly now tooShe was gorgeous in Smashing Machine just last year. I think it's a case of shit makeup direction.>>221313210>the people who are spending $575k on a shiny Charizard are zoomers larping as '90s kids.LMAO it's not Zoomers spending money on a shiny Charizard given most of us hate consumerism and don't have money anyway. That's obviously Elon Musk types who are older Milennial finance bro types.
>>221313233I orb people who bully noobs.
I have a theory that Will was sent to live in Bel Air because he was a homosexual and his mother feared he would be killed if he stayed in Philly.
>>221313218>nobody caresI think after years and years of never ending bullshit from these people, even normies just don't care anymore
>>221313244You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of them>>221313274you gock people who bully noobs
>>221313266corr would shag her tits through her top
>>221313266she's such a fucking milf
anyone want to play the hot new coop game far far west
When did nigga become 4chan lingo?
what if there was a scorpion that specialized in hiding under toilet seats and cutting off your penis when you sit down
>>221313298>coopnope
The Empire had the sickest drip.
>>221313216phwoarwould kiss dem nips
>>221313310it would go extinct because that's too specialized
have a paper cut on my fingy that wont heal so I put on a bandaid
>>221313310If your dick did get chopped off wwyd? You'll never be a man again, and nowadays everyone will just think you're a crypto-tranny
>>221313233>oppressor kiddy tries to grief me>use raygun>he rage quits after dying for the 6th time
>>221313210As ridiculous as that is it is NOTHING compared to silent and boomer gen mental illness
I fapped without lube and now my dick has a big blister.
>>>/lit/25262630>>>/lit/25262630>>>/lit/25262630>>>/lit/25262630
>>221313326>everyone will just thinkWhy would you go around showing your cock to people anyway. There's no reason why anybody else needs to know.
>>221313332skill issue. my skin can almost stretch completely over my head even when hard, despite being cut.
>>221313342They'll know by the way you carry yourself If you're cock-less you're never getting that cock back and you'd forever be half a man
there could be something in the woods that nobody has survived encountering
>>221313330the really early baseball cards from the 1910's used to get ripped off a sheet which is why it's so impressive to find ones in decent condition.
>>221313326I just wouldn’t tell anyone. Schrödinger’s penis and all that.
>>221313349not possible because there would need to be large numbers in order to survive as a species.
>>221313356it is possible it's just really unlikely
>>221313310theres that fish innit in the amazon or summatlike if you piss in the riverclimbs up your piss lodges itself in your willard
>>221313356unless it is supernatural
>>221313316After severing the penis it grabs the fleshy prize and scuttles down the pipe. Probably eats other things too but enjoys penis as a delicacy. Maybe it eats poo and is amphibious.
>>221313330only a white man would spend 13 million on a baseball card
Women cant do the most basic stuff yet we still have to pretend that they do
>>221313349there's that interesting case where a 3 year old boy traveled from one side of a mountain to the other with no injuries and his clothes were in perfect condition despite the fact that it was raining.
Nobody who can remember the year 1900 is still alive today except for maybe some old Japanese person in a remote village because they live a long time but even he is probably senile at this point and can't really tell you anything
>>221313382If a scorpion evolved to do that, it would eventually very fast run out of dicks to eat
>>221313403the oldest verified person last time i checked was born in 1909
>>221313394I’d like to see you get pregnant, mr do-it-all
I am the world greatest masturbater
>>221313408nah it only enjoys old man penis after the animals have reproduced
>>221313425What are your feats?
There was a medieval knight from Austria who was over eight feet tall. They have his suit of armor in a museum.
>>221313352Yeah well Pokémon cards were for snotty little kids, it's still retarded >>221313386It's not something to be proud of
>>221313397reminds me of the case where the fella went out on a drive, saw an alien, and grew a beard
>>221313434what's his name
>>221313434should be an easy target for an archer, guessing his armor didn't get used long
I WILL DO IT. I WILL GIVE TAYLOR ALISON BABIES. I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!!!!!!!
i wish i could play cod but that shit is expensive never go on sale and theres a new one every years, its the biggest scam series
>>221313429I do it, like, a lot
People think medieval people were short but not really. They were slightly shorter than modern people but not that much. It's the 1700s when people got really short. In the 1800s height started going back up again.
>>221313478you buy one and play it for a few years. You don't need to buy the new one every year
My mom freaked out on a random jeet a few days ago because somehow he managed to break one of her potted plants just by walking past. She took the potted plant and smashed it at his feet and screamed obscenities at him. I'm proud of her.
>>221313493based boomer
>>221313489reckon the peasants were all malnourished and small and the nobles were well-fed and huge
>>221313478they don't make 'em like they used to, anyway.
>>221313500>reckon the peasants were all malnourished and smallA common misconception. They really weren't.
Have you heard the news?
>>221313280True
>>221313509they certainly were when a famine was happening
>>221313499My mom can be based but she can also have a white-hot temper.
>>221313521Yeah but not in normal times
>>221313295>>221313293That movie is fantastic btw. People avoided it because they were tired of the Rock but that's easily his best performance apart form maybe Pain Or Gain while I'd argue her performance is one of the best Female leads I've seen in a while.I'm also biased because it's one of the very, very few movies about Phoenix and it's also set in a period and about a subculture my Dad was involved in.>>221313347Just wear a strap on and call it a day
would like to play any fps game but its all dogshit filled with cheaters
>>221313458is that TayTay practising to juggle BBCs?
>>221313458bro shes rancid
I was raised in a cult but I successfully left it
>>221313602Me too. I hate god now
>>221312956>her
>>221313489Based on the Shroud of Turin, they estimate that Jesus was between 5'11" and 6'2".
>>221313624Do you use grindr?
>>221313624>Based on the Shroud of TurinThat shit isn't real, grow up
>>221313624>the shroud of turinYou know that's complete bullshit and likely was created more than a thousand years after the time of Jesus, right?
good thing my kitchen has a nine foot wide bar for all my frens. Idk where else I'd put all my junk mail
>>221313640>>221313639do NOT contradict catyankhe is a learned scholar and wun of world's pre-eminent scholars in heretical theology
>>221313609>hating something that isn't realmaybe you never left
>>221313602>>221313609Mormon?
Some people misinterpret the prophecy in Isaiah to mean that Jesus was ugly.However, the prophecy is talking about when Jesus was severely beaten and His face was all disfigured and bloody. It wasn't saying that Jesus is ugly in general.A common problem is people sometimes take a Bible verse out of its proper context and they think it means something different from what it actually means.
>>221313649My cats like to eat wet food, but if I put it directly on the floor, it'd make a huge mess. So I always put it on top of a piece of junk mail, because junk mail is usually printed on thick, glossy paper that won't bleed through to the floor.
Do you want to pee in my butt?
There are people who called me a retard for investing all my retirement accounts into Google. I hope they're eating crow now
>just be funny bro
>>221313661We don't know what he looked like
Anyone here play Astral Chain
>>221313661Also David in Psalms describes the Messiah (Jesus Christ) as having more beauty than all men, so Isaiah was not calling Jesus ugly. It is describing how badly He was beaten and disfigured.
Cats are over rated
Getting the hang of Hollow Knight
>>221313720I beat it and loved it, but I gave up on Silksong after 15 minutes
>>221313705>Nintendo switch exclusive No I'm a PC gamer
Silksong is 2hard5me
The saltwater from the fermented pickles caused the lid of the jar to rust
I already sucked down an orange soda, should I go for a ginger ale too?
>>221313762NoDrink water if you're thirsty and the cravings will go away
anudda pooing hath been defenestratedverily, sir
>>221313756No shit nigga, now you got rusty pickles. Sounds like some kind of gay sex act, give em the ole rusty pickle.
>>221313768You're throwing poop out your window?!
>>221313715>>221313661corr spitting facts
>>221313775I'd give you the rusty pickle you whimsical slut
hello cummiessss
I am addicted to starbursts
>>221313768Why you always shittin nigga do you have messed up guts or somethin
>Defenestrated means "thrown out of a window"Why is there a word for such a specific action
>>221313803I had some of those mini skittle-like starbursts yesterday
https://youtu.be/x_9FhKVugaA
>did nothing today>still tired
Don't delete flappy bird from your phone or you won't be able to get it back
>>221313825women are incapable of humor
German and Greek have the most specific words. German and Greek are the most technically precise languages.
>>221313812An act of defenestration in Prague in 1618 sparked the 30 Years War
Does this guy actually own this cat or is it just some shitty AI thing
Stop complaining.
>>221313812throwing a bucket of shit out the window used to be a daily custom for the longest time, it wasn't until the dumbasses figured out it was causing cholera that they stopped.
Best way to find American wife. Must live in New York. Ideally white or Jewish but Mediterranean or Baltic possibly acceptable.Go.
>>221313843That's Uni
>>221313862Move to new york
>>221313827For me it was the fish version
just spent 30 minutes watching videos of people getting blown up in the Ukraine war.
>>221313844The best part about this guy's boomer shtick is that he's an actor. He's not some blue collar guy who worked in contracting. He's a faggy theater kid who has only ever worked in media his entire life as a voice, commercial, and TV actor. Yet he will lecture society on how lazy young folks are and how they need to just grind it out and get their hands dirty.
>>221313835>Handschuh
>>221313835However, Fr. Peter Heers (Orthodox priest) said that modern Greek has the same problem as modern English: it is being dumbed down and it lacks the sophistication of traditional Greek or traditional English.
>TikTok/Instagram shitPathetic
>>221313867gotta watch something while you're eating
>>2213138794chan is no better
>>221313879brother this site has been shit since 2016, you're 10 years late
>>221313844>>221313871Boomers love this shit. They don't care how fake it is. They're sick in the head.
>>221313812used to be you caused a ruckus the lord'd throwe u straight out the manor door chuck'd on your behind
>>221313897poor guy :(
nothing to play its over
Licorice and reese's pieces down the gullet
>>221313661Jesus had aids because he was constantly being ass fucked by his grungy fishermen disciples this is why he felt such kinship with lepers
>>221313922>licoriceAre you European?
>>221313920Play with your cock for us little monkey
Mlecchas finna steal my izzat but I won't let them
>>221313834idk i thought it was pretty funny
>>221313903>>221313895Unless you're a woman or a pedophile there's no excuse for avatarfagging as an instagram cat talking about Christianity on 4chan. It's just unbelievably lame.
>>221313927Brian.....
>>221313922full of sneed oils pls stop>>221313905true, arguably the more fake the better. they love fantastically impractical things which is why they love all the bullshit about israel and elbows up
Holy fuck I love licorice.
>>221313864Can’t get a visa sir. Not educated enough sir. Not skilled enough sir.The company I work for has sites in the USA but they’re on that enormous cancer road.I applied for jobs in NJ and NYC but the visa situation makes it impossible.
>>221313949Do you actually love licorice, or do you just love twizzlers and red vines?
>>221313928What European flag has a leaf on it
>>221313952don't know what the fuck a red vine is, twizzler is okay but panda is a LOT better.
>>221313945Brian thinks AIDS isn't real
>>221313875He also said that Greece started having a huge rise in degeneracy and filth after the 1970s. He said that in the 1980s the older generation of Greeks could hardly believe the filth that they were seeing.
People who fetishize black men are cringe and weird as fuck>t. black man
Sitting in the backyard with dogberg Sun is almost set
>>221313952>twizzlers and red vinesThat's... what licorice is
>>221313965Mutt’s Law
>>221313962Aids is what gave Brian his dark powers
>>221313960>>221313968Real licorice is more bitter, especially black licorice >>221313956I assumed you're an immigrant since it's more of a European thing to enjoy licorice
>>221313944Oh you're talking about him. Yeah you're right he sucks even worse than namefags
Canadians are glorified mutts btw
What’s tinder like in Boston fellers. How well could a virile 28 year old blonde haired blue eyed man do.
>>221313986Tinder is dogshit everywhereBumble and hinge are better as long as you aren't ugly, but even then only Chad has real success
Had Ben and Jewwy's ice cream it was terrible
>>221313979you need to spend less time online.
>>221313949Ricky and Barb should've fucked. There was always some sexual tension.
Kino casino is so boring tonight it's a quartering episode every fucking night
>>221313983He's been on the same schtick for half a decade or more . he used to do the same schtick on wwoym threads on /lit/
>>221313996>Despite only the black Twizzlers containing extracts of the licorice plant, Twizzlers products are collectively referred to as licorice-type candy
>>221313985Canada has never followed America’s “melting pot” ideology of race mixing and integration. Our state diversity ideology is one of a “cultural mosaic,” where the different groups constitute different tiles in the mosaic; separate but equal :)
Canada is a glorified crew
>>221313993I’ve always had far more success on Tinder than Bumble; not sure why. Maybe the types of women drawn to Bumble’s feminist or femdom “women message first” premise can tell from my pics that I’m not enough of a pushover faggot for their taste?
>>221313993I have 6 matches on tinder but I'm awful at flirting over text so it really doesn't matterWomen are generally reluctant to meet some random stranger they met online
>>221313985Maybe you can say this now but for the longest time white Canadians were either British Irish or French blood with little or no admixture. And maybe some Ukrainians
I want to go on adventures all over the world
Despite being only 13% of the licorice sold, black licorice accounts for over 50% of all candy that is thrown in the trash out of disgust.
>>221314002you're the only person who mentioned twizzlers.
>>221314026Wow, George Floyd is going to die if Sneed doesn't stop suffocating him in this image!
>>221314022Our elites’ lack of interest in assimilation is better, as it makes future remigration much easier.
>>221314026Good post
Gonna go out with Momberg this weekend to buy her a mother's day gift
>>221314035Type of reply you'd see in Deviantart comments
>>221314026Black licorice is good, though apparently it can produce estrogen
>>221314036His little hop always gets me
>>221313944You are retard thread ruining namefag, one of the worst namefags. Bro your posts are dog shit and you don’t know how to use the site if you think namefagging here is the thing to do.
There's a variety of liquorice out there and only some of the black stuff is good enough to eat. Most of it is dry and chalky dog shit, like that stuff they sell at Christmas in the mixed tins - picrel.Panda black licorice is good but the red stuff is TOP SHELF M8.
Hey I'm the licorice bitch you know I'm looking for n-words if these n-words are rich
Cunt namefag dork complaining about the cat fag. Now you are starting to get it aren’t you?
>>221314065My grandad used to give us these as a gift. Absolutely awful
What would you do if someone did this to you?
>>221314083We had a big tin of it under the little mini-bar in our basement for years. Every year it would come out at Christmas and no one would eat it. Eventually it became a running joke and we'd put it out as a decoration to laugh at. Sometimes an unknowing guest would eat a piece and get upset because it was at least a decade old.
>>221314088i'd cum on your face
>>221314088Fart rape them to death
give me a way to contact the New York hunnies
Just bought a ticket to see a horror kino at the kinoplex next Friday
>>221314110which kino?
business idea: gay themed candy-cum drops-piss pops-poopsie rolls
UMBRA WITCH
>>221314112ObsessionNew movie getting some buzz. I saw another movie a couple months ago and it's the only trailer I remember because it looked intriguing
I had a dream that I was the main character in the show Pluribus but also Lalo was there fucking shit up
>>221314108practice jumping between skyscrapers.
Like the concept of fucking a foid in her pussy not such a fan of all the effort and courtship and such things it takes to get a chance of slipping the willy in her snatch
>>221314121Classic Lalo
>>221314123Would you fuck my bussy?
>>221312941
>>221314115Namefags favorite treats
>>221314115They already sell penis gummies and penis lollipops for bachelorette parties
SEAMUSGET THE FERTILIZER.
*stares at you in a brown manner*
Take a picture, it'll last longer
Some horror movies are fun.But other horror movies when it is over you feel that you have just witnessed a demonic ritual (such as Hereditary, extremely evil film) as in the movie itself is a ritual and it is now just about a ritual but it is one
Spencer Pratt for mayor
>>221314146Cannibal Holocaust is the only horror movie I've seen that is actually just evil and obsence.Dogshit movie, btw
dont drink and swim
>>221314155Blahpipo can't swim because their parents couldn't afford swimming lessons when they were kids
>>221314153OBSCENE, not "obsence"
Might boot up Persona 5 even though I don't particularly like that one
>>221314120>Rated Rummmm
>>221314173Are you implying that you're under the age of 17?
>>221314170Play Pragmata instead
>>221314180im 29 and hate r rated movies
WHERE'S DA NEW
>>221314194I hate PG-13 movies.Either be kid friendly or adult, don't try and find some weird middle ground
>>221314212>>221314212New
