Lol the brits are trashy as hell
Are these americans under your bed right now?
>>221312992at least they know how to dress, they don't wear sweatpants with crocs.
>>221312992A lot of it has to do with the fact that they annunciate their words properly.
>>221312992they're comparing the brits to themselves
>>221312992Proving them right with your ungentlemanly rudeness, no?
>>221313129brits dress like this>>221313155brits be like>Wa'a Bo'el
>>221312992>>221313007>>221313129>>221313155they are just humans like us
>>221312992Britbongs are like every stereotype about Americans x100: super loud, perpetually joking about everything, and generally bad manners.Why do bongs think everything is a joke? A very unserious culture
>>221313155No they don't. British people can't even pronounce the word "properly" correctly.
>>221312992You’re so brown it ain’t even funny
I didn't think about the British
>>221312992I only ironically think that.
>>221312992BE NICE TO YOUR ANCESTORS
>>221312992We don't think that, only dumb women stuck in 2005 still think that.
>>221312992I grew up reading old novels and was homeschooled, I first became aware of actual modern British culture when I first went online in college through the following venues:Patches' PlaceSnuppasiteSkymouse Productions / WHPUK-flashersiykyk but I don't know if /int/ is as cultured as I am
>>221313155OUH LOH'UH'EH 'AZ TIDDOO WIDDUH PHACKDAH DEYANNUNC'YATE DEYR WUHDS ROIT PROPPA
>>221313155only the posh ones do that
>>221313203speak for yourself
real working class British people don't exist in American media
>>221313440you havent even begun to scratch the surface of the enigma of british culture https://youtu.be/FMe8VzUnRE4?si=uYeeNERRvuKdKWst
I went to New York a few months ago. Different American girl every night. The tinder notifications were never ending.What I think is interesting is how many Indians were there. And Africans. I thought we had a few Indians and Africans, but fuck me, New York was full of them. I didn’t hear one New Yorker accent in my entire time there. Why are you so africanised and indianised?
>>221313213It's a coping mechanism. People joke and laugh when their lives are shit because it helps them to get through the day.
>>221313491new york is where the immigrants turn up dude. its whatever flavor the latest immigration wave is. imagine, its such a cess pit that being fucking english is seen as exotic.
>>221313491you weren't in New York, you were in New York City.
>>221313491>Why are you so africanised and indianised?democrats [spoiler]and republicans[/spoiler]
>>221313497What a rose!
>>221313491>I went to New York a few months ago.let me guess: you were drowning in snizz?>Different American girl every night.yep
>>221313482Now it seems low moral gaijins are bringing even their anthropomorphic sewer slimes into our beautiful, clean, orderly and polite New York...really, what is wrong with foreigners.Is it really okay like this?Should Americans be expected to host such low moral, disorderly, child tantrum, loud people?How can things continue like this...general low social moral of British people...
>>221313491NYC has been THE melting pot of the west since like 1800, da FUQ you talmbout wiboi
>>221313585t. didn't go there in the 90's
>>221313589I literally did, and I stood on top of a twin tower too.There being a lot of loud annoying jews on Broadway doesn't make it not THE celebrated melting pot.The last place you should be surprised to see more blacks and browns after the miss immigration is NYC.
>>221313613Do you know where the myth of the "melting pot" derives from?
>>221313589famously no black people at all in NYC ever in the 90's
>>221313634Imagine seeing the twin towers before they fell vgh
>>221313613I went to a concert in Brooklyn in late 2007 or early 2008 and I distinctly remember only seeing one black guy there. I remember him because he was the only one.
>>221313540> snizzkekThe funniest thing wasn’t even all the Indians and Africans trying to sell bus tours and gifts and shit, it was the people working for the city. It took 4 men to do a one man job. One man was doing the job and there were 3 people watching talking shit to each other. This is a bit of a meme at home but America was the first place where I’ve seen it in action. The public workers there were some of the least productive people I’ve seen in my life
>>221313725>One man was doing the job and there were 3 people watching talking shit to each other.that's union work for ya
>>221313716>I went to a self-selecting subculture-specific event and...>>221313646You can't even see people from that high.Cars looked like ants.When I spread my arms wide, the wind came in gusts so strong that it caught my fleece jacket and I could barely walk against it, leaning with my full strength, as an 8 year old. When the wind started to subside it was easy to just shift my balance and weight gradually back under my feet.
>>221313725>>221313747>why do greedy capitalist dumb hick shack dweller americhuds believe the capitalist propaganda the corporations must surely be spamming them with through unseen channels that unions are corrupt/a scam/full of crooks/a ripoff/run by the mafia?
>>221313646seeing them from up high, getting closer and closer, was really something else.
I was trying to be provocative in my earlier post but I loved New York and I’d live there if I could. Stunning place, centre of the worldHit me up if you’ve got any sisters bruvs
>>221313841I hate NYC and am glad I went there before it went completely to shit but I really hope it experiences significant economic and population loss as the only way it can possibly survive. Also I think the base culture sucked in many ways. Also my sister is yes a whore, but also a lesbian witch so sorry she girlbossed too close to the sun for you.
>>221313924I can fix her man give me the chance Why did you hate it? I thought it was amazing> centre of the world> 24/7 pizza > enormous population density> beautiful park right in the middle of it Stunning
How do I get a british gf as a blackanon?
I will take American every day instead of British tourists.American can be heard many blocks away you know to run away. They always stay inside big city tourist spot.British show up everywhere unwelcome and then want you to help them. If you do not help they get mad and smell like beer.
>>221314140im the sneaky kind of american you see several times in random places on the same day
>>221314157It is okay I do not blame you for wanting to see a working country.I can not forgive British. They educate poo monkeys and then let them roam the earth. Now poo monkeys are in Japan and make stinky food. This worse than any america bombs.American go for burger and fry but British go to give money to more poo monkey so they can bring family of monkeys over.
>>221314098Go on tinderPut USA flag in your bioWinner
>>221314074It's amazing, amazing doesn't mean good.>enormous population densityWAOW!
>>221314183After we declared independence the British needed a new kind of Indian to exploit and they still cant let it go like a bad habit. I'm actually quite fond of Japanese cuisine. Not just sushi, but I like tonkatsu pork. Its like a pork fritter or a schnitzel. And they serve it with cabbage, which is a nice salad after something greasy. There's lots of other Japanese food I like, they have a very good gastronomic scene. Lots of fresh food.
>>221313815Arab niggas are lucky
>>221314140>>221314183Japan tried to become western and only managed once their arrogance led them to utter failure and Americans taught you to become a knockoff America out of the kindness of our big beautiful star spangled hearts.Now you speak to your mentor in this tone?This is the low moral of foreigners...
>>221313841I'm glad you liked it. NYC is not for me. never liked it there. as far as east coast cities go I think Boston is where it's at, but the east coast in general is too crowded for me.
>>221314299Boston has uglier women
>>221314262Japan always remain Japan but we allow America to visit because you like silly friend who visit at the bar with much money. You are funny to Japanese.British are rude but sometimes confusing to Japanese as american because most are white. So many people think oh no white person American. Now we know better if we see black man or person with bath towel on face we know British.
>>221314140>>221314183I'm starting to think this is actually an american guy making all these posts. they're too "on the nose".
>>221314310both times I was there I was visiting a very beautiful woman so I didn't notice the others
>>221314337Because of your disrespectful tone, I have telephoned Donald Trump to add 3 new military bases on Okinawa and fill them with troublesome rapacious racial minorities.
>>221313155>annunciate
>>221312992Ok but if you date a classy brit you will NEVER want to date an American again.
I think most brits are really midwit and snobby actually. Americans are unironically smarter and more sensible than them
>>221315403cheers, friend
>>221315403>Americans are unironically smarterNo>more sensible than themYes
another day, another yank seething at his Anglo overlords
>>22131299290% of brits on this site are reclusive autists that have never left Croydon in years
I always capitalize United States but I NEVER capitalize great britain
>>221313155Standard American unironically sounds better than Queens English to my ears
>>221316164more like queef's english! lol!
>>221313576kek this will never not be funny
>>221312992>an entire society is of one social classA very American thought indeed.
>>221312992What else could a thief think about a pirate whose gold he stole after wwii?
GREAT BRITAIN
>>221316250All eyropeons are of the same serf class even the wealthy are spiritually feudal in nature
>>221312992
>>221316281>feudal = serfsthanks for proving my point lel
>>221316788You're getting hung up on details Hans. The point is you're an inferior race of people trapped in a feudal serf like peasant mindset that worships mediocrity and confirmation . So yes you're all of the same class even euro millionaires are lesser than the poorest trashiest American due to our spiritual ideological superiority
>>221313449Can' you see yerself in the meer, creg?
>>221312992people also see brits as classy and polite here
>>221313155non-rhoticity is a horrible and relatively recent feature so no, there is nothing propa about it
>>221316863>American accusing anyone of conformism and mediocrity
>>221317027That's where the british refugees live
>>221317027We can accuse basically everyone of that, especially people who feel that the appearance or placement of their house defines, determines, or displays their personality.
