leftypol is finished

Now here we go. Back to being friends…

honestly thought greens would do better than this

>>221314225
you mean the nasty old people vote more than the nice young women (30 is young) shocking stuff ahah

leftypol waking up to reform sweep and immediately ringing up toilberg to let him know he shan't be coming in as he's having a panic attack

>>221314245
i thought the polling momentum would incensed them a bit but no the youths truly are just lazy bastards

Sir Cristobal Colon

>>221314225
same this isn't good
I didn't bother voting though

>>221314225
Greens will win seats in urban centres but I doubt they'll get much else
Also they're a completely unserious party

>>221314267
Didn't brexit fuck up your economy hard and now you voted for the dudes to fuck up your economy again?

>>221314308
:)

>>221314308
Kinda

>>221314308
>you

only old people vote and they've already forgot about brexit

woke up and it's freezing but I already put my winter duvet away can't be getting it back out

burned through all my good vibes early in the day so now it's just terrible dreadful vibes

>>221314356
yeah I took out all my spring kimono tops but it's been so cold I'm still wearing my hoodies/ sweaters

I've been gone for a month.

What level of DTFIC game of telephone are we on. I've seen 5 different people be accused of it and at least 2 people claim to be him.

Mental how every single right wing party loves Israel. Proper mental

>>221314515
it's simply not possible for an anti-Israel right wing party to exist, they'd have so many forces working against them

sending constant relentless dark energy towards all of you at all times

'entes is waiting for all britons to arise from slumber before going live

>>221314515
israel is a right wing ethnostate, why wouldn't they love it?

>>221314200
Does anybody in bongland actually watch this?

just farted in america's direction

>>221314632
Why are you getting kicked?

did restore get any?

>>221314639
Humour humour, godly done

>>221314654
De dues.

watching the iron lady lads

as much as people may not have agreed with her politics, you have to respect when someone is so dominant in politics really

our last few prime ministers have been shocking to say the least, zero respect, zero authority, nothing

Reflecting upon the day.

do the council elections even matter

>>221314680
*grabs you by the ear*
Of course they matter, but nothing matters to you, does it, you insolent little twat.

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jeets out

america first is starting any second lads...

america first is LIVE

>>221314748
>>221314758
>>>/int/cum

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>>221314761
you cant cage the amerilion

very troubling dreams last night
just dreams though aren't they it's not real life

>>221314820
>>221314586
yw

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>>221314630
not really it's on this channel which is a complete backwater
like probably 5-digit live viewing figures although i assume there is a lot of clips that people see on social

im a white ass nigga goin hard as fuck

David Attinberg is 100 years old lads.

Brian is going after a latina girl in the latest FG ep, now this is NOT going to end well

>>221314920
Haha, enjoy the episode mate, sounds like a doozy

praying for hantavirus to go global so we can get another couple years of lockdown comfiness

maybe the stimmy cheque or two

LIB DEM SURGE

>>221314748
>>221314758
not a fan because he's probably gay and hiding it

>>221314992
you're gay and not hiding it

>>221315018
honesty > dishonesty
also he's a young earth believer, evolution denier which is retarded

rorke winning bigly
leftypol losing smally

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bet it was sick living in the 1920s

hi everyone

>>221315106
Hello hun have a great day xx

>>221315074
true

Better Reform than Con or Lab

>>221315129
its a good protest vote but then you have to have some retard in charge of your local council

rorke hoovering up a bombay bad boy pot noodle and a pack of 4 tesco's finest white chocolate bakery cookies for his lunch

leftypol mindfully savouring a meal set for the local ethiopian restaurant

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Millionaire in a car that was driving well within the capabilities of a modern car was stopped by officers who cited stopping distances from 1975

>>221315139
That won't be a change for most councils.

looking at anything from before like 1940 sends me into a rorke rage
mad how completely shit and ugly everything looks now

Ok I will dress like I’m from the 1920s from now on!!

>>221315143
not much of a joke is it
more just saying a thing

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>>221315106
heelo

*runs into the thread with a cane and starts thwacking everyone*

was gonna take my dog for walk just really can’t be fucked I’m so tired too

seeing some weird images on the net lately

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>>221314200
>couldn't even get the flag right

Just realised my shitty posture is because I walk around with my head down in public

rorke dealt a devastating blow this morning

All the stories have been told
Of kings and days of old
But there's no England now (there's no England now)

>>221315129
reform are con

>>221315167
forgot you were the post police, sorry x

>>221315246
ktim

https://youtu.be/GegN_AXWWqc

sriracha sauce is too spicy for me

Restore bros…
We lost Great Yarmouth..

>>221315152
the speed limit is less than 96mph
significantly less

voted lib dem myself
only party left that doesn't seem like a complete joke at this point

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just imagine… imagine looking like this… wish my parents weren’t ugly

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>>221314200
t.

>>221315269
struggling to comprehend a time when the lib dems weren't a joke
a few months in the lead up to the 2010 election perhaps

total lib dem sweep in sutton, feeling good

>>221315246
simply doesn't happen

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lol

>>221315290
open your eyes

>>221315264
1. 70mph limit was introduced in 1975
2. When you get pulled for speeding the police will give you fearmongering stories about how at this speed you won’t be able to stop blah blah. In a modern car this is untrue
3. It’s a victimless crime

rorke paying his poll tax

>>221314489
i think the real dtfic is either gone or got mindraped into becoming nice. he was a malignant cunt whereas the current cohort of leafs are quite good

>>221315301
cause zero people are killed on the road each year yeah

>>221315289
>independent councillors
leftypol cheering as birmingham council votes to send the money budgeted to end bin collection strikes to palestine instead

>>221315301
1. the 70mph still exists
2. 96 is a higher number than 70

It's not illegal to tell the Seattle homeless population that there's fentanyl inside the synagogues

>>221315299
if you're saying I have 6 or 7 women desperate to hook up with me but am too blind to notice you're sorely mistaken

the femcel larping epidemic needs to stop we need to destroy women

its not illegal to tell the swedish muslim community that zara larsson is an idf commander

>>221315321
Most are killed due to drink/drug drivers, mobile phones, dangerous driving

love that news clip from America where drunk driving being a crime was first introduced and most of the residents genuinely can't believe it lol

>>221315328
>"but the government says so"
bootlicker

>>221315335
many women would kill for a chud bf

Strickland v. Khamzat watch party with the book club finna be lit(erature) this Saturday. Mom said we can borrow her paramount+ login. Those who fail to attend will be assumed to be observing Patriot Shabbat on Trump’s orders.

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based!!!!

right I'm off for a mcmuffin

>>221315352
dangerous driving such as being well in excess of the speed limit?

>>221315377
did the Welsh make up another silly Welsh party for them to waste their votes on

*punches you in the stomach a thousand times in one second and then sends you flying with an uppercut*

>>221315383
get me a mcpoo while you’re there

just played about 10 games of connect four online to restore my machiavellian vril

>>221315414
no they been around for a bit. They are plaid if plaid was based, anti immigration, anti english, pro independence… but plaid steal all their votes

>>221315246
Me unironically

do enjoy imagining a world where rorke sat in his grotty bedroom not having groomed himself or showered in days has a legion of women just waiting to be asked out by him so they can sit and hear his chuddy views on various topics like "small government" etc

>>221315452
Small hat government in his case

>>221315452
its true
t. rorke-only femcel

going on /s/ sexy beautiful women and jacking my cock!!!

>>221315363
i say so cagie

>>221315491
None of the girls on there are hot

Walt Disney !! didn't win in my constituency

>>221315448
Sorry, anti-english is never EVER based. It's a sure sign that they're resentful and could become leftists at any point out of spite.

Stingless bees in Peru now have legal rights, they are entitled to lawyers and legal representation against corporations who endanger them as a species.

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Oh dear

>>221315507
it was just a joke i only use my imagination
t. already done

voted for nig dem this time

are reform actually anti immigration or do they just pretend like zion don

I've got a carl gustav gun buried in my backyard.

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Very nearly shat myself just then lads. Fortunately the walking farts I was doing while penguin waddling to the bathroom with my buttcheeks clinched were just that, farts.

>>221315607
pretend

rorke calling clavicular gay, but secretly mewing

>>221315607
There's no real anti immigration parties in any Western countries
Liberal democracy is not going to provide solutions to its own problems

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My shopping list
If you even care

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>>221315607
Lol

>>221315652
i dont lol

Do you think Taylor swift knows I exist?

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on a xitter space with rorke himself

>>221315543
will be great to see the greens underperforming they had themselves convinced they were the second biggest party. they could do a lot better if their voter base could stop having gay sex and taking drugs for an hour to vote

>>221315607
The UK will never be allowed to have a pro-English, pro-white political party. Reform is like MAGA, a carefully crafted continuation of anti white globalism.

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is wimpy burger good
looks a bit weird

there is no way starmer's position is tenable now

>>221315714
without starmer, britain is lost

listening to the new aldous harding album

the rape rorke party has won by a landslide

There are far too many councillors and they have no real power

>>221315703
greg x rowley

The outcome of the elections was terrible!

No, I did not vote.

>>221315607
they're the party of big business so now that they have a large following they're quietly softening their party line around immigration and if they get into power you'll see a boriswave level INCREASE in immigration not a reduciton

>>221315607
they literally have a candidiate standing for election in Swindon called addy aszususufaman who’s here on a bullshit student visa from Bangladesh

HEIL Moseley
HEIL Joyce
HEIL Griffin

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Going to watch Sky this morning for a breakdown of your elections

I don't get how the bigwigs in charge really don't understand how farage keeps winning so much

big baz and pensioners are the 2 largest voter bases, and they want 2 things, the immigrants out and woke lgbt shite gone

farage promises this, and wins. simple as.

Wish Diego was here to explain all this politics to us dumb-dumbs

why the eff are they starting counting at 9 am today???? Usually they count overnight and the winner is announced at 4am or something what the eff

>>221315652
>nightshades
>processed grains
>soy
you live in a constant state of inflammation

>>221315758
at least 3 heebs in this photo

>>221315758
this looks like one of those cartoons of a mouse squaring up to an elephant

>>221315739
rorke reading the news and frantically packing a suitcase to flee the country when he hears marching feet approaching down the lane

>>221315652
so youre going to eat all that then shit it all out? seems like a waste of time

rorke designing his reform SS uniform for when THAT days comes

>>221315743
no

is it a dolphin in a bathtub

Updating my resume
Looking for a new job you see

>>221314630
Yes, rorke wanted it to get cancelled and he LOST

>>221315765
The problem is the other parties still treat the goyim like they are humans with brains which they are not. Reform understand they are dealing with retards here so it’s easier to manipulate the masses

>>221315821
resume not posting here please nigga

>>221315772
That's only for general elections
They counted a third of the votes overnight then will do the rest today

Itching for a game of ping pong
It improves your hand eye coordination and its fun!

me can't believe it not custard

mechanicberg really gonna make me wait till 0.00000001 minutes before he closes to tell me the cars ready is he

>>221315821
Ktsbm

JK Rowling is a sket

>>221315860
sketting a bit boring seeing this gimmick every day

>>221315821
told work I'm looking for a new job, got my references sorted, had the day off
simply cannot be arsed doing it and spent the day wanking off

190 loved Plaid Cymru

the online British right have really dig themselves into a hole going all out on restore

>>221315870
What gimmick? JK Rowling is oppressing my female penis and sketsticles

The aubergines looked a bit ropey so I doubled up on sweet peppers instead
Also got some rasps and some strawbs

cumry screaming

>>221314225
Labour will unironically win the next election

All the funny people left my job and now it's just depressing.

if reform have won the senedd I will kill myself no joke

>>221315888
da fuck is an aubergine

Imagine a job where you get paid to wank off, now that would be something!

>>221315884
rorke loves doing that

>>221315888
still dont care

>>221315916
everyone on 4chan 150k a year to work from home 2 hours a day

>>221315918
dug myself into ur sister's hole last night in fact

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>>221315914

wait you lot don't have mandatory voting?
I assumed that was some shite we inherited from you.
When we have elections we are forced from our homes to stand in long multihour lines to vote against our will under threat of legal consequences

Your political system is so complicated. America's is much simpler

Like the post leccy days like this
Already had a cursory glance to enjoy the seethe on what reddit forums I know of for the UK
Billionaire media owners have truly brainwashed us off labour, and thats a damn shame

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>The aborigines looked a bit ropey so I doubled up on sweet diesel instead
>Also got some raspos and some strawbos

Is the uk really on the verge of economic collapse?

>>221315936
We know you told us yesterday multiple times

>>221315916
that's pretty much the situation I've got going on
they only roster me for like half my contract hours so 50% of my pay is for sitting at home having a tug
moneys shit though

be more funny!

>>221315950
It certainly was a few years ago, not sure about now

>>221315960
Me to the current people at my job.

>>221315957
Add it to your résumé

>>221315950
Already in progress lad
Highest tax burden since the war
Whole towns colonised by ethnics
Full takeover by the Bolsheviks and brown shirts
1933 back again for a repeat

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oh hannah spencer, let me chew on your weird hair

sick of david shatinboough
old boomer cunt didnt do anything. all tv is fucking pointless shite

>>221315985
Better an end with horror then horror without end

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Could I pass for a native anywhere in /brit/ish isles?

based reform will ban toiling from home so /brit/ can go back to comfy neet posting during the day

>>221315999
Local Incel SLAMS Sir David Attenborough!!!

funny how the same people who had meltdowns over Rayner not paying £40k tax are happy to make excuses for why Nigel Farage received a £5,000,000 donation from a billionaire and didn’t disclose it lol

>>221316013
you look like the bloke that runs the chinese near me

>>221315997
Very masculine looking

>>221315950
The UK has an impossible to solve problem in that they have an increasing population of tax burdens while millionaires and productive workers leave the country
So the only thing they can do is introduce more and more tax to cover the shortfall, but that only disincentivises people from working, earning more or staying in the country

>>221315950
It won't be far off. We borrow circa £150B a year just to stand still.
Aging population and a youth unemployment crisis brought about by increases to minimum wage and employer NI contributions.
55% of UK government spending is on benefits, NHS and debt interest, this doesn't include local councils that spend most of our council taxes on social care.
Highest taxes since WW2
Brexit reduced trade and thus money into the country
When Starmer gets kicked out, he's likely to be replaced by a leftie who has no idea how the economy works.
Bond markets will react negatively, our yields are already higher than the Truss fiasco, where she got lampooned by all sides of the media.
No innovation, no real infrastructure investment. Anyone who succeeds either quickly sells up or relocates to another country.
All in all, we're pretty fucked but I look forward to it. The UK needs to accept it's a poor country propped up by a rich capital and south east, and needs to start living within its means

>>221316018
>>>/r9k/
can do it right now

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What happened with Restore? Or were they just abnormie twitter heroes?

>>221315935
had one of those up my arse once

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>>221316030
Charles schwab over here