First for diarrhea

Everyone here either lives in Wisconsin or Minnesota and I'm the only New Yorker here

Third for male lactation

>>221316086
Classic

>>221316100
I live in Long Beach, California.

Mom and Dad
They sacrificed their wants and need
So we could reach the light
Although the times were tough for us
We knew they both worked hard
They gave us all their hearts could give
And still made room for love
We're all united
And standing strong
And still today
We're one big family

i need to brush my tooth

I live in Spokane

The bay area?
More like the gay area.

>>221316100
>Wisconsin or Minnesota
Well if you think about it Canada is a literal extension of those states

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Is it true I could pass for a native in Brampton?

Minnesota is closest to Canada culturally

I went to a pub for a beer with my dad this evening and our waitress was a super hot altgirl who could've been the manic pixie dream girl to save my life but I said NOTHING to her because I'm a fucking LOSER even though my dick is unreasonably LONG.

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>>221316145
Easily, you're spiritually Tamil especially if you get a Jheri curl and a soul patch.
>>221316150
Sadly true. I'd argue Sweden too. Vermont and Maine are very Canadian too.

>>221316154
SoCal is kino
We had a wolf wander into LA county recently

Minnesotan accent and Canadian accent are similar

>>221316160
I'm crying

>>221316182
That was me

>>221316182
big whoop, I had a bear wander onto campus back in highschool and it put us in lockdown

minnes-oh-tah

>>221316160
Even his mom had the chud face

>>221316187
>Minnesotan accent and Canadian accent are similar
They aren't. The only place in the world with a similar accent to MN is North Dakota. Little Canada is of course an exception (yes, MN has a Canadian ghetto).
>>221316160
The funniest thing is that the lyrics I posted were from a Jackson 5 reunion song which included Michael and Janet, so Hitler is strangely on point lmao.

Hitler's father, Alois Hitler, was the illegitimate child of Maria Schicklgruber

>>221316177
Is Alaska culturally similar to Canada?

dumb yoshiposter

Taking a shit then I shall eat it

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the pooing

corr

>>221316231
Alaska is most similar to Virginia culturally, although there are many that resent this fact

I love my mom so much. She sacrificed so much for me. She gave me everything. I'm gonna make enough money to pay off her debt. If somebody wants to expedite the process by destroying capitalism or at least by tearing down the banks and financial institutions and credit card companies, then that would be splendid.

>>221316231
>Is Alaska culturally similar to Canada?
Not at all. It's very unique given the natives apart from the Inupiat are their own thing unique to the region and are closer to Russia than anywhere else while most Whites are old-stock Anglo and French with a Russian minority. Likewise there aren't many Jeets as most "Asians" are Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, and Filipino. Very unique part of the country and the world.

Crazy how when we die, that's it. You're gone forever, like before you were born

>>221316262
I'll put my poo on your donation box

>>221316225
If you read the wiki article it says the accent was influenced by Canada

>>221316277
It will be as if we never existed at all. As if nothing ever existed in all of reality. The complete annihilation of past, present, and future.

I don't want to die

>>221316284
>the accent was influenced by Canada
I doubt it given most Minnesotans are of Scandinavian descent with some German in there. I get it for sure and I tihnk there are some parallel similarities but apart from the Duluth-Thunder Bay area on the Superior coast there's no real direct connection we have to Canada apart from some cultural exclaves like Little Canada and smaller pockets of Canadian immigrants.
One of my best friends as a kid was from Victoria BC as a matter of fact.

>>221316277
I refuse to accept it. There has to be something else. I think maybe we repeat our lives forever

>>221316315
Me neither. And I dont even like my life that much. But death is too scary. Whenever somebody suggests they're not afraid of death, I firmly believe they are full of shit.

>>221316277
Yeah i wonder how old people don't go absolutely insane with the thought of their impending death. I'd be out there day drinking and going crazy if I knew i was about to disappear from existence

>>221316328
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>>221316348
Probably why people turn religious as they get older

I'm officially /druk/

>>221316348
I think it's legitimately comforting for some of them.

with age porn is harder to jack off too
once your prefrontal cortex fully develops past 25 it's like now you got the part of your brain that tells you wait a second this isn't real.. whereas when you're young evolution makes us retarded and blinded by lust

>>221316365
Yep. My Dad is in his 60s. Smart guy. Always took very good care of himself and stayed fit. So he might be lucky and live a really long time. But he's getting to that age. And suddenly he starts bringing up religion when he never did before. Asking me if I'm interested in going to church and whatnot. He mentions his mortality obliquely. I can tell it's weighing on him in his sunset years. I hope he stays alive a lot longer, but you just never know. I had a seemingly healthy cousin drop dead from sudden cardiac arrest at age 31. Terrifying and sad.

>>221316409
>it's legitimately comforting for some of them
Well they're in tremendous pain and half their bodily faculties no longer work. More of a case of life being shit than genuinely wanting death

>>221316385
Me too. What's your poison, Zoomy? I'm a beer and whisky lad.

4chan dying or just me

Fuck, you guys are making me want to drink now

>>221316437
No it definitely lagged for a second there

Some nigga needs to find a cure for ageing soon

>>221316471
Not gonna happen
At least we can take solace in the fact that rich people will die too

>>221316489
We are so close i can feel it

79 fucking degrees in my room and I can't sleep lord have mercy

>>221316508
Damn bro that suuuuuuucks

>>221316489
At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

>>221316100
I live in Iowa. I hate it

I live in Gary Indiana

>>221316542
Thats where Michael Jackson and Andrew Tate are from

>>221316542
Are you the Michael Jackson? I love your Billy Jeans.

>>221316280
corr good post diss

got some IRL stream on

Realllllllyyyyyy want to binge eat some crackers and peanut butter

>>221316557
>>221316559
Hehe Shamone

>>221316385
phwoar good aphex twin album

>>221316431
>What's your poison, Zoomy?
I had some Belgian-style tripel from New Belgium in Boulder CO upon completing my semester of University that went down easy and got me hammered fast. For American generic beer I like Coors Banquet (Johnny Lawrence ik) but I love stout and stronger pale ales in European styles. I'd say Stella is my fav as basic as that is, but I hate Heineken which is weird given it's similar but just slightly skunkier to the point of unpalability.
I love Koltiska spirits as a uniquely American mixer along with gin, but Whisky is great too. My signature at the bar is an Old Fashioned with Maker's mark given it goes down easy, is hard to fuck up, and isn't too fruity (a girl even complimented me on this once, saying she liked that I drank whiskey like a man instead of espresso martinis like all the other richfags). Wild Call is my fav though despite being hard to get (Jack is overrated and a meme for Bongs and Japs imo). And for Vodka Prairie is my fav given I grew up in MN and my Mom drank it when we lived there.
Also fun fact: Tanqueray is more potent in the U.S than it is in Europe and Britain by over 4%. Gets you the good kind of buzzy drunk fast even mixed with tonic.

Mamasay mamasa mamockoosa

as i said before

atheist buddhism is the oerfect rleigion

>>221316577
Woah there buddy if you think any of us are reading all that you're mistaken

>>221316561
>>221316574
At least post a silly cat with your dumb posts

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>>221316542
Are you one of the Nigganons?
>>221316557
>Andrew Tate
Erm, he ACKshyually gre up around South Bend, not Gary.
Also, Fox made a shitty Bear spinoff about Gary the day after I posted picrel, lol.

>>221316599
I'm the only white boy left in gary

Not enough to be average guy with an avg job anymore you need to be grinding oats in your free time if you expect to make it

>>221316610
>I'm the only white boy left in gary
What is the Kween market like, are they primo or are they shit?
Also, I assume you're either the last oldfag White or potentially a gentrifier.

>>221316586
>atheist buddhism is the oerfect rleigion
Thereveda Buddhism is kind of nihilistic and death worshipping , but it's cool

>>221316145
hi, you're cute

>>221316267
Oh yeah I forgot that you technically see Russia from Alaska

>>221316635
If you like fat chicks or skinny crackheads this place is paradise also my family has lived here since the cities founding

>>221316577
Bruh I'm /druk/ and this is the longest answer of all time. But I'm not too dissimilar from you. I like many different beers but Belgians are generally great. Coors is fine. My basic is a Canadian lager called Moosehead. Whisky is great and I love an Old Fashioned. If you can find it, try a whisky called Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye. That shit will put some hair on your chest.

I don't particularly like vodka, but I like gin cocktails. I love a gin martini. Really I just like to get drunk honestly. I'll try anything. Especially different kinds of cocktails. My favourite cocktail is a Caesar, which is similar to a Bloody Mary. I guess that's vodka though, so forget what I said earlier about not liking vodka.

>>221316586
https://voca.ro/11vHRS2x90bW

>>221316574
That album is way too crazy for me to take in all at once. But it has some great tracks. Mt. Saint Michel is insanity.

Tibetan Buddhism is cool

https://youtu.be/rAP6yNKwZCc

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>>221316640
>you technically see Russia from Alaska
There's times of the year when the U.S and Russia are connected via the Diomedes. Very interesting dynamic. This is also why the Aleuts and other tribes/ethnic groups had weird laws surrounsding military service given there has been concerns about them spying for Russia because of how close we are to them up there.

>>221316704
Suck my tongue

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I like seriousleaf's gayposts but his other ones are a bit lame

>>221316725
chupe mantequilla de mi culo

>>221316738
Die pdf

>>221316738
Who is seriousleaf? I am unfamiliar with this /cum/ character.

The chupacabra was real. The CIA created the animal by splicing together a hyena with cougar and released it to weaken Latin American agriculture.
Do not ask me how i know. I shouldn't be revealing this at all

>>221316760
the one who always drops serious posts with proper punctuation
some are good, but most are lame
you?

>>221316808
>the one who always drops serious posts
It's always just quotes from stoic authors. could be a bot given how formulaic his posts are

>>221316125
I went to Gonzaga but I wouldn't live there. maybe by the river I guess but probs not

>>221316803
Everyone already knows that

>>221316808
I make serious posts with proper punctuation and I am lame but I don't make gayposts.
>>221316825
Isn't that Peanutposter?

>>221316748
He's gay btw, and a bottom at that
>>221316671
>Canadian lager called Moosehead.
Based Slewback enjoyer.
>Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye
I've only had Crown Royal black cherry whisky because my Grandpa drinks it a shit ton but it turned me off whisky for a while because I didn't care for it. I'd probably like it now.
>I like gin cocktails
My nigger
>Really I just like to get drunk honestly. I'll try anything.
Same. I had a phase where I went to Mill Ave in Tempe AZ and got hammered with blue curacao cocktail buckets and other dogshit that made me vomit.
>My favourite cocktail is a Caesar
There's a fantastic Italian restaurant tied to the mob here that I love who serves this, been meaning to try it. Maybe I'll get it when I get a job again.
>>221316692
I've been listening to a lot of MJ and the Jacksons (Jackson 5 in the late 70s/early 80s) since watching the movie. Been really liking it all so far, guy has a surprisingly rich discography.

>>221316803
Bigfoot is an alien

>>221316864
Both of your last two replies are to me. Caesars are very yummy and I hope you enjoy. They were invented in my city. That second reply was about Aphex Twin, which truly has nothing to do with Michael Jackson. But I like some Jacko. He's probably my favourite honosexusl pdf file. Jackson 5 is great. If you like Motown, please listen to Stevie Wonder if you haven't. You probably have.

I love SAW and SAW II but the rest of Aphex Twin's stuff doesn't do it for me. Too many fart noises

>>221316639
Thx

Evens masturbate the dick in the jerk shed
Odds go to bed

these argentinian women bad as hell

Fun fact: I'm actually chinese but not really

>>221317016
You're one of those weird off-chinese like Hong Kong Taiwan Tibet or Xinjiang

>>221317028
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>221316917
>They were invented in my city
Didn't know you were an Albertan, nice.
>That second reply was about Aphex Twin, which truly has nothing to do with Michael Jackson
I meant to reply to the British guy, whatever.
>He's probably my favourite honosexusl pdf file
I think my hottest take about anything is that he was likely innocent. I'm not a retard that thinks he didn't get surgery or bleach his skin or that he was ACKchyually saving kids from Epstein via Neverland Ranch, but I don't think he actually raped kids upon analyzing it. That being said, I'd kill for an epic, R-rated biopic about him along the lines of 24 Hour Party People or Control.
>please listen to Stevie Wonder if you haven't. You probably have
Better believe it.
>>221316663
>If you like fat chicks or skinny crackheads this place is paradise
Brutal, good luck I guess.
>my family has lived here since the cities founding
Rough holding down the fort like that. I had a Great Uncle like that who was among the last old-stock Whites in Maryvale in Phoenix (now it's a 70%+ Mexican area). It's an interesting if tragic existence though I assume you love the cheap expenses of the area.

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>>221316864
I'm bi

>>221317016
Very Hongcouver, potentially Toronto post

>>221317068
>I'm bi
I know, but when you talk about guys you always do so in the context of being a bottom ;)

>>221317057
Yeah I think he was probably guilty but maybe I'm retarded. I'm from Alberta after all hhehehe

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>>221317093
im 6in taller than you
who's the bottom now

Too much homosex
Time for bed

Let's all have gay sex with each other in the penis

>>221317153
this but not

thirsty but I need to pee

>>221317182
I just became a girl it's fine

>>221317143
>who's the bottom now
Depends, how big is your pp
>>221317129
>Yeah I think he was probably guilty but maybe I'm retarded.
Macaulay Culkin, the FBI surveillance coming up with nothing (including two years of post-PATRIOT act surveillance) and him being acquitted and not guilty of all charges both irl and post-mortem are the biggest reasons I think he's innocent along with me thinking he was a really sad type of schizo fixated with young boys in a non-sexual context given the impressions he's given me. I think it's 65/35 between him being innocent and guilty imo but we'll likely never know for sure, which makes him all the more interesting and dark as a figure,

>>221317029
All of these are 100% Chinese except for Taiwan

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The things I must endure, truly the endless cycle of life and death has taken its toll on me

>>221317204
Drink da pee

>>221317221
Yeah maybe. Best case scenario he still was weird around children. Maybe he didn't actually rape them though. He was so mentally fucked up it's crazy. There has never been anybody else like him probably in history.

Well we could at least dryhump each other in the butt with our boners through our pants.

>>221317309
Sounds good

>>221317029
I'm first generation taiwanese. I have a stretch limousine toyota avalon.

>>221317287
>he still was weird around children
I definitely believe he sleeped with kids in the literal sense and maybe even hugged them. Definitely megafucked but likely merely inappropriate but not illegal or actual abuse given he thought he was literally a kid judging by his behavior and thought process. Either way, I'd give my left nut for a real biopic about him, could be a really fantastic movie.

Theres no normal people posting at this hour on this website on this general, statistically impossible.

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Seven in a row

>dryhump each other in the butt with our boners through our pants
Sounds gay desu

>>221317363
I'm nermal

>>221317221
im on nofap, its 4in flaccid, like 5-6 hard iirc

We should play Quiplash some time

>>221317360
That movie would be great. His story is wild. I'll take them 65/35 odds because he made some bangers.

>>221317396
>5-6 hard iirc
Looks like I'm on top JJ, I'm 6.75 in. hard
>>221317370
I like that one of the Oilers MILF showing her tits

>>221317382
We can decide if it's gay later

>>221317370
my concubine

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>>221317422
Oilers chicks are hot

Why does sex have to be so gross? In an ideal world id cum honey and my dick would be made out of plastic or tree bark, something clean

My wiener is 8.25 inches long but it doesn't matter on 4channel because I could just be lying.

gock is so 2026

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>>221317470

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>>221317422
um you turned me on and im hard for you.....
i wanna touch pps and make out... and be topped by you

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I seen this thread before I am sorry to inform you but you live in some kind of simulation.

>>221317603
Oh thank goodness. Can you imagine if real reality was really this retarded?

Did you know? Most of the sand in the southwest USA is actually the deposit of what used to be the giant mountain range which was ground down into nubs which are the Appalachian range today.

>>221317646
Do you know about dn?

>>221317468
I cum honey but now I can't get the bees off me

I'm a proper weirdo

>>221317710
Stop /brit/posting in /cum/ it's so fucking stale

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>>221317468
you're crazy
spaff is delicious

>>221317553
>i wanna touch pps and make out... and be topped by you
Might be a tall order, I'm str8 and in AZ while I'm pretty sure you're in Toronto or Vancouver. I'll let you keep your fantasies though.

Let's all become girls and not have sex with each other just kidding.

>>221317803
no biggie ive edated bakas across the atlantic

>>221317539
Oh well it was fun while it lasted

>>221317829
i already did this with my friends but it gets old

You guys suck!

Whatever who cares. I'm literally eating a peanug nubber and jemby sangwich right now that my mom made me and it tastes so good.

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spaffed with a finger in my butt thinking about zoom thanks to his flirting
4 days of nofap over

Time, Mr. Freeman. Is it really that time again?

The tranny nightmare is the day their libido fades and they realize they're just a weird old pervert who looks like buffalo bill

It's incredible that I can attract both dominant and submissive men using my aura alone. I can have one guy want to fuck my ass and another want me to fuck his, yet I can't get a single girl irl. It's rough out there man.

>>221318506
Didn't work out with that brown girl?

we da beeble xd

>>221318568
>Didn't work out with that brown girl?
None of them. The African girl hasn't texted me and the Hapa girl too since the 2nd. I might visit the place the African girl works at given she told me but if that doesn't work out I'll be alone for the summer.

>>221318634
Ah bummer. Well good luck. I'm single as shit but maybe I'll meet somebody at work or something.

>>221318506
Erm

>>221318682
That's the hope. I'm unemployed atm but hopefully employment in a more serious academic field will get me opportunities.
>>221318766
Wait a minute. I'm not that desperate yet (no offense obviously, I bet you look decent given you're a tall dude who is bi leaning towards gay).

Thinking of picking up skateboarding. Is it worth it?

>>221318855
You might be conflating more than one leaf