Stalinmer done edition
>>221316727i looked this morning and barely any results are out. we should really get this shit turned around faster
>>221316727Who could have predicted this
xbox turn on!
>>221316741its all computers now innit
>>221316741Especially considering how small some of your districts are. Over here, when the counts go long the liberal candidates are always crowned the winner because they stuff ballots and cheat.
right well this won't last long will it
… got up early wearing my excellent glasses watching PGA Tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
The assassination of Jaron Bloshinsky by the coward Jazz JenningsHe was ashamed of his deceptions, his promotions, his pretensions of self-certainty and pride; he was sorry about his passivity, his delusions, his inability to express what he now believed was the case - that he truly regretted killing Jaron, that he missed his dick as much as anybody and wished its removal hadn't been necessary. Even as he circulated his school he knew that the smiles disappeared when he passed by. He received so many mindless encouraging tweets that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity. He kept to his Florida home all day, dilating his wound and browsing a chinese egg-timer forum, looking at his destiny in every meme and "Lynchian" pasta.There would be no eulogies for Jazz, no photographs of his body would be sold in tabloid rags, no people would crowd the streets in the heat to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay two hundred fifty dollars for an all access TLC-sponsored Premium Postmortem Pass™ to stand in the rooms he grew up in. The noose would tighten, and Jeanette would scream, but Jazz Jennings would only hang from the ceiling and look at the floor, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.
… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching PGA Tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221316755yeah it probably will. the janitorial staff appear to have ignored the 200 posts in the last thread about politics, which is fair enough considering there is little else happening in the british isles this fine friday morning
waking up in the united rorkedom and it feels glorious
hes in his baseball cap era
>>221316753>the politicians I don't like must have cheated if they won!
green voters do not despair! the youthquake is coming any second now!
>>221316755I'm wearing my excellent rorke glasses for this thread
https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo38b0kyAWell /brit/ lets hear it
the way im living is not the way normal people live their lives. its not normal and it’s not right
WeJapanesesupportReform UKGet rid ofshittyLiberals
>>221316794Support restore then. Reform are almost identical to the conservatives
thats leftypol done
>>221316794shouldnt you be training for your delpoyment to iran, pvt. gonzales?
>>221316778
>>221316794fuck off josh you nonce
>>221316741>Results from all counts are expected by Saturday.take the piss we do
I should be allowed to vote in UK elections
>>221316832you could have had my vote if you asked nicely
>>221316832post your ancestry results and I'll be the judge of that
straw poll is a fb profile grabber btw
>>221316838he has 10 years of posting in /brit/ about emma watson farting. id say he's done his service
>>221316844Almost makes starmer look normal
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/115323051/#115323693absolutely hilarious how many torygroids there were on here in 2019the Boriswave is on you, rightoids :^)
>>221316856I dont have fb
>>221316869Seems to be more laughing at Jeremy. I guess in your small brain if you dont like one side you must love the other
>>221316781So far only one anon actually voted
At an age where i can't justify not having 30 year olds in my age range on dating apps, but fuck it feels grim whenever i see a 3 0 show up
He's so regal
>>221316883Corbyn was anti-kikery
>>221316893Green is lower than i thought
all i do is vote vote vote no matter whatgot voting on my mind and i'll never give it upi'm a voter!
>>221316897just fellated extremist muslims instead. much better
>polanskisurprised anyone in this age voted for a stereotypical joo. i thought all sides of the voter base would despise them by now
vote right. vote not for leftvote Restore Britain!
>>221316893>FTSE down Again?!
>>221316909Didn't happen, unless you mean supporting Arabs fighting against Israel, which is based
>>221316859ok i concede that makes him more qualified than most of the electorate in my eyes
Very happy we re-elected our Conservative councillor
rorke’s down syndrome cousin joojke
>>221316905you gave up by line 3 didn't you?
>>221316893Cuntservatives doing that well. Jesus
Liberalism is based on the same principles as Christianity.Total equality, universal brotherhood, internationalism, no distinction of race or personality, salvation of every individual, slave morality.It's no surprise that liberal England tried so hard to abolish slavery of bantus, or that liberalism arose in Christian Western Europe and not China or Japan.Nietzschean Himmlerist Exterminationism is the ideology of the future.
i'm so inept when it comes to talking to women
mind you, UK Councillors earn about £30,000 a year
>>221316919mainstream muslims are extreme by any liberal western standard
Join the Dark Side; we have biscuits!
>>221316945having no sex whatsoever and dying alone in a smelly dark room is the ideology of your future
>>221316727Ah yes, Keir Starmer, he led a rapid industrialisation of the "u"k within a state controlled economy and a massive welfare state
>i'm finally gonna turn my life around>i'm gonna go back to the gym, go outside more and start investing>proceeds to stay indoors, jack off all day and play video gamesit's over...
>>221316986why not exercise indoors
voted reform not because i think they will fix the country but because i think they will accelerate our inevitable collapse and im tired of waiting for it
>>221316986just do what you enjoy lad x
>>221316986get yourself down to centrelink and refuse to leave until they get you on the highest tier bennies
>>221316802Yes, he will cast his vote as a japanese citisen a day after the elections for Restore. The liberal fears the samurai after all.
>>221316953+ bribes paid by local business people and taylor wimpy etc.I mean check out Warrington councilReport finds cash-strapped Cheshire Council lost £100m - BBC News https://share.google/Ln9ND8zrx6wmZ188e>A cash-strapped council under pressure to turn around its precarious financial situation lost £100m through its controversial investment strategy, a report has found.>Warrington Council racked up around £1.8bn of debt in the last 15 years from its commercial investment programme and prompted the government to send in ministerial envoys to work with the authority last year
>>221316945You should start by extinguishing your own subhuman existence
Lead writer of The Boys is a soyjak
>>221316994my gym is indoors doebeit>>221316998but i don't enjoy it anymore. i'm gf-pilled but still single. need to change my life...
>>221316945Western Christianity has a tradition of heirachy that youre ignoring.
>>221317002i have a job which pays pretty decent
>>221317009What about the Cheshire cat?
>>221317033found your problem
>>221317015No shit
All Starmer had to do was lock down the English Channel and set up a facility for the existing migrants somewhere out of the way for processing like a random uninhabited Scottish island. Instead he refuses to act and lets any random rapist/murderer wander the streets upon arrival. Turns out people aren’t a fan of that
Whats the UK mood, that everything is so bad that fuck it, have Nigel burn it down in a giant corrupt orgy and see what happens?
>>221317033How much?
bought a game on pc I already had on my massive ps5 backlog award
>>221317032original Christianity was totally egalitarian and was a brown mobit only gained hierarchy under Germanic influence
Did the man own merch for his own fucking show
>>221317041Sold the rights to some american bank for £5.50 and a trip to Disney world
It's crazy that this is a European final, but I like it.
Politics is so fucking easy why do they make it so hard?Literally all they need to do is stop flooding the UK with violent, uneducated Muslims and Africans and don’t be a cock sleeve, silver spoon fed mong like Farage and have some decent policies and you’ll get 70% of the vote
the first christians were women and slaves
>>221317015Looks like a normal guy who lost his hair m8
>>221317002Our bennies are very grim unless you can be diagnosed as a retard and there's like a 20 year wait time for public housing
rorke saying "THE UK IS OVER" whilst still living therelol, lmao even, get yourself some education rorke my son and move to a better country
Chippy tea tonight get inFish chips and gravy ooh yes
>>221317071mad how everyone shat on the Leauge Phase & the Conference League when they were introduced but they've both revitalised European footballeveryone should get on their knees and kiss UEFA's cock in apology.
>>221317053apathy
Politics is theatre don't be retarded
>>221317060Simply not true. Eastern church and catholic church both developed it. Constantines legalisation of Christianity basically made him head of the church it linked the power of the emperor to the church forever
>>221317015
>>221317087id rather get on my knees and kiss your cock
>>221317073>stop importing muslims and africanswhos going to wipe the 80 year old arses then
>My history is a little rusty, but I think I'm right in saying...
hahavery goodnot sure what it means though
>>221317084VPNigel
>>221317084These colours don't run lad.
>>221317073>all they need to do is stop flooding the UK with violent, uneducated Muslims and AfricansSorry mate all the people that fund the parties and the media you need to get your message across wont allow it
>>221317087The league phase is shitThe Conference League is kino in the Group Stage and the final, but the rounds in between are boring as fuck
>>221317112im too connected to the real world to understand this
>>221317094Constantine legalised Christianity because at that point Rome was an ungovernable mob and Christianity served as a glue to keep it together
ladspardon my french but these are f**king greatmakes the red doritos TIMID in comparisonwhip out a little bit of the ol salsa and sour creamperhaps a hobnob or twoyou know I'll have a panini alongside it as is my signatureand just PHWOAR
Rorke's nan's bum dissolving away in a conical pile of feeshus
@221317113@221317117can someone tell the yanks to PLEASE not reply to me
>>221317071>conference league finalAh yes, the prestigious contest that everyone is waiting for.
Breaking 2 Electric Rorkaloo
Christianity supposedly caused mass immigration despite it not being a thing for the 1500 years Europe was Christian and only starting when Europe directly rebelled against Christianity.The problem with the /pol/troon larper is that they have to insist everything they dislike is connected.
>>221316727wot's allis mean den?no more africans, indians in?or no more indians, more pakis in?
Yanks please stop replying to himThanks
>>221317131He wasnt in rome. Rome had lost its importance already. But absolutely it was used as a glue with a hierarchy
>>221317157prebunked
>>221317133You're welcome bong
rubbing my green boner
>>221317150only thing greece has won in the last 22 yearsperhaps have some fucking respect???
the anon who randomly starts attacking Christianity is a Hindu btw
>>221317152i just step out of my car
>>221317073Flooding, streets are crawling with human animals, by 3498 there won't be a SINGLE white man around, you can't even say you're english anymore, literally a genocide, the UN should recognise it and reopen concentration camps.
Get the fucking votes counted already
crazy how belief in some dude getting crucified spread across an entire empire like wildfirelike why was jesus so popular
>>221317157mass immigration wasnt logistically possible until the modern era
>>221317152Imagine if you forgot to buy milk after you got home and had to go through thia whole rigmarole
>>221316777>don't recognize the pattern or notice statistical discrepancies>also don't notice when the republican ballot watchers catch the democrats attempting the exact type of fraud in 2024 that only "conspiracy nut fascists" said they did when they threw out the ballot watchers without explanation in 2020, in the same states and key counties as in 2020!Sad show by you m8
green voters going to palestine marches and destroying israeli companies' offices vs green voters going to the ballot box
>>221317167I don't care what degenerate wignats have to say.
rubbing my orange penis
>>2213170544 on 4 off, so 7 week rotation$1200 × 2$1500 x 2$1800 x 3i pay almost no rent and get free diesel from work :D
>>221317117Except from Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran etc.
>>221317187Have you ever considered reading the apostles and finding out? It was because what he said was anathematic to much of rotten Romand and Judaic culture, and became the groundwork for basically all aspects of western culture as you first encountered it.
>>221317150Go back to /med/
>>221316727Man I'd love to see Farage ruin the UK more than he already has
>>221317201>North Africansoptimistic
>>221317208Lush init.
>>221317202mad how the romans jobbed entirely to, and were mogged entirely by, this new mindset then
>>221317207Thank you for your service, Mr President
>>221317208is that a FIFO job?
green penis mangreen penis mangreen penis man hates orange penis man
>>221317202Yet the Pagans lost
Politics is fake retards it can be entertaining but in a fictional way
>>2213172084 on 4 off is 8 weeks x
why does Rorke always win everything
>>221317241Shrek 1-0 Lord Drumfington
>>221317176Wrap yourself in a sack and jump into a river you colossal bootlicker, fuck marinakis and fuck olympiacos, milko cup, corrupt theatre for the betting industry. It's you who should be ashamed for the state of football, a sport you invented
>>2213172534 days on and then 4 days off, well actually 4 nights on but you get the picture
>>221317255Every time he is raped he grows stronger
im going to become a rare book and document dealer
pussy money weed need a honey and some Gs
>>221317239nah not FIFO, just a nice lil gig>>221317232tis' 'innit
How we finna feed owr keeds rorke?
knee results worse than I thought they'd be lads
>>221317277Oops, posted John Bercow's shopping list by mistake
Today is the day I begin to get my life together. This is it. Action creates momentum. I just need to take the first step.
So who is going to win?What will happen then?
>>221317300i believe in you lad x
I'm going to become a boring bastard dealerfirst lot: >>221317275 going for £50second lot: >>221317202 going for £30 discount rate!third lot: >>221317192 going for £40
>>221317295sir brundlefly groin
>>221317302Cheadle's as deadlocked as ever
>>221316778Labour losing is the youthquake. It's not like your average 18 year old is voting Reform, but they aren't voting Labour either anymore.
>>221317305scr
>>221317302This isn't the main election, just local elections. What will happen afterwards? Nothing.
>>221317305You'll never have what it takes to make it in this buisness
can’t wait for reform to win the GE and Zia yusuf brings in a billion more from the Indian sub continent and the gammons find ways to defend it
>>221317295I can see your willy mate
>>221317187it was an underground, rebellious movement at the time, and preached a peace and love type of thing in a place being oppressed by romans and their jew collaboratorsJesus was also prophesied in the old testament in psalms, and there was some other reference that said he would come when a non-jew would be king of judea (herod)so combining all of that with the resurrection it was pretty mental, people understandably really believed jesus was god
activating my global rape deviceno one is safe
CAWTHORNE CAMP
come on roll up roll up who wants their own boring bastard??
>>221317305SCROM
>>221317215>Have you ever considered readingno
just seen a youtube channel called "the scransit van"now that's a name and half
>>221317346Alri Alex Karp
2 girls 1 cup
>>221317235Rome was flooded by semites and brownoidsless than 10% of the Roman population was Latin by the time of Constantine
we didnt vote over here i feel a bit left out :(
Poo
either stand up for Wales, or bend over for England
>>221317305poo howl
>>221317365better than that smug cunt 'onlyscrans' and his peng halal bites
insane image
>>221317376someone has been reading too much retarded nordicist material
>>221317400Trannies are just gross irl
>>221317362great video but he needs to lose weight asap
>>221317403all civilisations in Europe have been created by men of iron from the North
>>221317385gezzys voting reform and im voting with gezzy
>>221317400there was a pic doing the rounds in about 2010 of a whiteboard signed by dozens of pornstars saying they didn't want to work with this guy, and a pic of him being bummedquite a few of the signatories were big names calling him a queer and a faggotfunny how they'd have no career in porn these days. times sure change fast
right shut egyptbot down
wtf
>Trannieth are jutht groth irl
all that talk about green and blud won nothing and barely got any votes omdz
Before I vote, I need to know who GreenoEats, GaryEats and Danny 'Pichael' Malin are voting for
>>221317428They just have to take the money and shut up
>>221317441someone that ugly shouldn't be prime minister imo
>>221317428porn back then was aryan
>>221317440That's means more juicy shemale cock for you brucie
>>221317427I don’t care what dic sion dafydd doesThe ferret is clear of that disgusting roid monkey freak
The Green Surge™ is on its way lads. Any minute now!
>>221317429get it filtered
>>221317481gezzy would batter that plastic lelverpool freak
>>221317426>holy shit! some numbers on an image?? you've definitely swayed my opinion
£150 on the premium bonds
>>221317493Ok bud
If I were in a party critical of mass immigration, one of the first things I'd do is make sure white nationalists aren't welcome. They're toxic to any movement and have the same psychological profiles as troons. You literally can't have a conversation with them, they just alternate between rage baiting and seething.I say this as someone who wishes a majority white Britian to remain a reality.
Tarquinia Seamusdottir Monterozzi
>>221317527>Nothing's going to changeAh that's it.
>>221317527> I say this as someone who wishes a majority white Britian to remainYou are a white nationalist you mong
>>221317527and get the nordicists out too. nothing more pathetic than wanking off the niggers of Europe. considering England is white and scandinavians have asiatic blood in them we can't associate with mongrels
-Aryan Amorites invade the Levant, founding numerous city-states, kingdoms and empires (Babylon, Canaan, etc...), come to make up the Fourteenth Dynasty of Egypt.-Aryan Gutians invade Mesopotamia, conquer the Akkadian Empire, and rule over Sumer.-Aryan tribes invade and rule India and Iran.-Aryan elites rule over the Kingdom of Mitanni.-Aryan elites lead the Hyksos to rule over the Fifteenth Dynasty of Egypt.-Aryan elites rule over the New Kingdom of Egypt.-Aryan Hittites destroy the Babylonian Empire and establish their own empire.-Aryan Kassites invade and rule over the Babylonian Empire.-Aryan Medes invade Iran and Mesopotamia only to establish their own Empire.-Aryan Persians invade Iran and Mesopotamia only to establish their own Empire.-Aryan Macedonians invade Egypt, Iran and Mesopotamia-Aryan Hellenes, Latins, Franks, Germans, Anglo-Saxons, Americans reach civilisational zenith-Aryans founded civilisation in Mesopotamia, Egypt, India and Persia, there was no Atlantis or global civilisation, just ‘Hyperborea’ and the global chariotThey’re genetically superior, because they developed in competitive, fast or difficult climates in Eurasia and ‘the North’. Other people should try it, you go and do it—go and live like that for 10s of thousands of years. Basically a eugenics breeding program, let’s be honest.Do you know what happens to the slower brother? He dies. And they leave him behind. Believe that speed will win, again. — Faster than light and harder.Nordicism is true because, why wouldn't you be Nordic if you had the ability? In fact, that is what characterises an elite, a nobility, is the ability to be Nordic, vis-a-vis all the people that have failed. Beauty—and the ability to sustain beauty—leads to civilisation.
>>221317569You can fuck off back too gubba cunt
>>221317400judge holden
>being a polite pushover boy is going to get the job doneBritain is cursed and doomed forever.
>>221317566You know what I'm talking about, the types who simply CANNOT act normal. The ones who have genocidal fantasies and identify with Nazis and such, stop being deliberately obtsue just for the sake of having an argument.
>>221317580alri noongah
aboriginals are the true aryans
>50 seatsso this is the green surge we were promised
Rorke using a footrace analogy with no sense of irony
>>221317579>why wouldn't you be Nordic if you had the ability?BAHAHAHAHAHAHAlook at these disgusting asian blooded mongrelsNOT WHITE!!
>>221317545>>221317593wignats never get anything done, they destroy any movement they connect themselves with
The women at work don't know I wanked twice this morning. To anal 0_o
>>221317618
you lot argue about the stupidest shit. GET A LIFE!!!!!
Rorke farting and getting scared because he doesn't understand where farts come from
>>221317527>majority white Britiankek so if Britain was 51% white that'd be based yeah?
Grand Rising :)
>>221317579ai slop award
>>221317295What going to one too many gloryholes does to a mf
they outsourced project management at toil to india and nobody can ever understand a word any of them are saying they need AI jeet translators in teams for this to work
>VE VUZ ROMAN UND SCHEIẞE!!
wheres the hantavirus vaccines
>>221317637>0_oIs that what her holes looked like
>>221317661We both know that's not what I meant so let's not play this game okay?
>>221317677it's funny how capitalist assumptions that all humans are equal interchangeable cogs completely disintegrate upon encountering Indians
well it just shows um it just er shows how fragmented the voters are isn't it
Got Las night's 1% Club's 1% question right lads.Might start calling myself The Professor.
>>221317637Just the once for meAnd rosie and elena
>>221317666rising for what? not like he has his Chelsea job to go to
>>221317702what was the question?
>>221317696Where do you draw the line?
first poo of the day done
get the sponsors posted in the old
>>221317636Well the middle class snobs are not out in the street in solidarity with those working class wignats, are they. You want to bleep bloop your way into victory from the comfort of your bedroom, and that's why nothing will ever change, because the middle class are pampered cowards that would rather watch Britain crumble to pieces than get their soft little hands dirty.
no comment
>>221317725early poo that lad
Wish I had mates who we could buy one copy of that new James Bond PS5 game, and pass it between us, then give it to CEX for maximum returns, to stick it to the man (Sony and Amazon).
>>221317730thoughts on Bob Mathews?
what happens here
>>221317731loyalist love killing civilians
>>221317721As high a number as possible obviously>>221317730The average working class person opposed to mass immigration isn't a wignats you clueless yank, stop chiming in on something you don't understand.
>>221317716None of the contestants got it right, thought it was well easy.30 seconds to do it in lad x
>>221317751probably the whitest part of Donedon
>>221317751london's strongest nimbys
>>221317751an electorate united in indecisiveness just pick a side
look at the big nigger lips on this thing? i see the africans have been doing A LOT of breeding in scandinavia
>>221317751lots of middle-class liberalism and nothing at all involving you-know-whats
six seven x
undertaking a wee
>>221317527crazy how something as simple as electing blair in 1997 took a virtually homogenous country and abolished it
>>221317771incubate?
family guy funny fart peter griffin mega compilation part 3
noongar is the name for the abo tribe that lives south of perth WA but somehow thats become slang for abo australia wide
mao gay dong lmfao
>>221317799Lush
Get Emma Watson's buttcrack sniffed.
guh
>>221317827
nygugh
this is me ahahah
>>221317799Unbelievable
>>221317799>
what the horse sees as play the monkey sees as business
where'd the nordcuck go? bodied him i see
>>221317632cope more brownoid
>>221317747Based
>>221317799Bullshit since we don’t do a. Census every year
>>221317844his penis is far larger than my own
>>221317801Correct. But it took you longer than 30 seconds so you get no money and Lee Mack calls you a retard.
>>221317867that cunt is literally brown
>>221317768Wignat is an American term coined to describe wigger nationalists. Just shut up you stupid mongoloided bed wetter
>>221316727Doesn't look too bad atmGreens supposedly 2nd or 3rd most popular party with a 5th of Labour and tories councillors is an OOF tho
latest gobernment figures are out
>>221317883Ferris
>>221317867Imagine being remotely threatened by this pippi longstocking lookin mf lol
you know they're not actually going to build those muslim camps right
>>221317706katy aching
>>221317880erm actually it did take me less than 30 seconds from when i first saw the question
If you see the sea level fall, don't be fooled
>>221317905Germany probably will. They're always good for a laff
>>221317731He was a good heckin boy he wasnt in da ira honest!
>>221317894it over
>>221317867>no actual retort>just seetheKEK MOGGED
>>221317886he's a steppe bvll who enslaved the dasyu
>>221317900scream
>>221317934yeah?
>>221317945BODIED THAT FREAK
bloooooog ooooooooon you boooooriiiiinggggg baaaaaastaard
Get it sorted
if you get your sense of achievemnt from some niggas who lived 100 billion years ago its safe to say youre a stupendous virgin
madness how SEN is so common and required that it's a talking point
The wheels of history are moved forward by migrations from the north, and stunted by migrations from the south.
would you like to see my virgin anus
>>221317771it doesn't even make any sense. it would be '8 in cube', not 'in cube 8'. genuinely think you're thicker for even getting this.
>>221317976Found the darkie
>>221317993Get the eskimoes down here NOW
>>221317993yeah. saami asians migrating from the north into lower scandinavia and breeding all the blonde women LOL
>sees a homeless person >"this must be the fault of Muslims and transgenders!"
>>221318014yeh its your reflection in the screen
>>221318015BODIED THAT FREAK
>>221318038>>221318038>>221318038
>>221318027nah it's you cuz ur mum shagged neegars
>>221318019who said that? we just dont like them simple as
TV show idea:Are You Thicker Than A Retard?
