>I'm spartan and it hurts manGreek bros... the entire world is making fun of us
he forgot the worst part, a significantly Finnish Odysseus
Well the ideal athena actress was 3 generations ago so whatever..
Me? I would cast Gio Scotti as Helen
>>221324060I'd cast shion utsunomiya as helen but I'm a JAV addicted gooncel.
>>221324089I respect that
>>221324060Lol
>>221323854That’s accurate thoThe Odyssey occurred in the Baltic
>>221322150how's dis nigga gonna start Odyssey without explaining the Iliad first?
>helen is blackcmon now
>>221322150Film major here, Nolan is a mediocre director. take his expensive toys away and his oeuvre falls apart.
>>221322150Only Terroni and Dodecanese greeks should be allowed to play as a. greek characters
>>221322150>normies now use greentext on social media
do people really call themselves "spartan"
>>221322150>WE WUZ
Helen canonically has massive tits. Did they accurately represent that?
>>221324561Menelaus and Paris going at it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RctwcjRKoOI
>>221324768source?
>Zendaya>Elliot PageI'm not watching that
>>221322150Christopher Nolan is a hack, none of his movies are good or entertaining.
>>221322150Greeks are annoying fags
>>221322150The fuck Papadopoulos gonna do
>>221324562it's called "meme arrows"
>>221329739Mejor buscate un trabajo Paco
it's insane how much americans hate meds
I wonder if this movie’s gonna get a so bad its good cult following? Cuz it looks so fucking bad
>>221322150Holywood is still fairly woke, so this is free Oscar points.
>>221322150>im spartanamericans really do
>>221324561judging from those distances, it looks like pure ancient greeks are really extinct
>>221324568Yes, it's like Parisian who live in Paris but for Greek people, a guy who lives in Sparta.Fucking retard of pièce of shit to not understand this.
I don't get it. Sparta is a town in Greece and its inhabitants are called "Spartans", just as the inhabitants of Rome are called "Romans". What is this guy supposed to call himself
>>221330182panchiada historica
>>221332110Maybe if you are a race essentialist, which is like believing in magic pretty much. You could recreate people with the exact same proportions of ancestral populations of the ancient Greeks and you wouldn't have ancient Greeks, because ancient Greeks were created by a variety of concurrent syncretic factors like culture, geography, political organization, etc, not just ''blood''. Race essentialism is so fucking dumb, it's like thinking ethnicities are just dog breeds
>>221331089nolan is english
Why are Americans like this ? It's not sane, really.Inb4 Nolan is English. He is just the director, production company is American from Los Angeles, they give the orders as usual.
>>221332374Spartanx
>>221333084it's the other way around. nolan is the boss of many americans.
>>221332110Most relevant samples are in the 0.04 distance so not at all?There's even a 0.02 one there for Thessalians which is really close actually, it's been 4000 fucking years since the myceneans, even without admixture populations naturally drift.Also these things depend a lot on the methodology see pic related and how different it looks.
>see cringe thread on /tv/>come over to /int/ to make it>fellow /int/bro beat me to itand people say americans are bad we wuzzers
100% authentic portrayal of greeks btw
>>221331089nolan is englishwe used brad pitt when we made the movie
>>221324568sparta is still a town, which he is probably from
>>221332374you don't hear people from athens call themselves athenians
Why do americans get so mad when a greek person call themselves greek? Its like they get mad just by the idea that a brown person its related to the empire they like to larp as>inb4 but hes a turking rape baby!Still he has more ancient greek dna than you and your irish potato picking genes
>>221334140you're not med joao
>>221333999you don't hear people from new york call themselves new yorkers
>>221334755new york has a population 5x larger than all of greece and larger than most european countries i thinkit is quite literally one of the cases where our states = their countries and arguably our cities = their countries
>>221333475I meant pure, and I'm used to thinking anything higher than 0.04 is medium distance, hence the yellow. No ?>There's even a 0.02 one there for Thessalians which is really close actuallyyeah that one is indicative of direct continuity, but the other greek samples seem to drift apart from each other ?
Bump for Spartans
>>221335172I posted you another image that shows 0.01, I think it just depends a lot on methodology.Also again 4000 years ago is a really long time, genetics change and evolve but that doesn't mean there's no direct continuity.Ofc you will have other that say we mixed with slavs. Whatever way you look at it everyone agrees on one thing: Greeks and southern Italians are the closest relatives to ancient greeks.
>>221335383This is what the world will say about the triracial mongrel atrocities that inhabit these borders in 2100, with regard to the European founding stock and their slaves
>>221335568100 years is not the same as 4000.0.04 is still reasonably close and there are other samples and studies that contradict that number even in that same meme image
>>221322150You realize that for anglos, greeks are nonwhite, and as such they might as well be negroes, and have no right to complain about anything
>>221333543>stillNobody lived there until it was refounded in the 19th century for LARPing purposes
>>221322150Helen and Clytemnestra are sisters and Penelope is cousin
>>221324768Is that black actress playing her?She has a massive ass, does that count?
>>221322150Where can I watch it?Cinemas don't have it
>>221332374The town of Sparta is a larp
>>221336063you're not med joao
>>221322150 Lupita Nyongo can be cute and I don't really care that she's black playing Helen, but she's not her best version in the movie
>>221334840>new york has a population 5x larger than all of greece
Boo hoo nigga. Klaps klaps. It's a work of fiction not a historical documentary. If you don't like the fact that some actor is not white enough to match your image of some fictional character why don't (You) or anybody else from your cuntree make an accurate movie with high production values and make it globally popular instead of complaining about a Hollywood studio taking interest in your culture and making a movie about it.Also, picrel is the canonical representative of all Greek pipo
>>221339264Fuck, here's the pic
>>221322150the swansong of wokellywood
>>221332374I don't know. To me saying "Spartan" instead of just "Greek" sounds a tad bit like you're larping or purposefully implying something like>yeah, I'm Spartan, just like THOSE Spartans *wink wink*But then again, might just be assuming too much
>>221339285>Giannis Antetokounmpo: “I played for Greece but everyone knows I am Nigerian” Not Greek.
>>221333486Well it was on /int/ at like 5:30 when I was getting ready for work this morning too.
