the touch of a woman edition
spider rorke spider rorke
Fuck I've missed beer
>>221324056this does not happen irl
kek that is NOT me at all!
>>221324056This is why university should be mandatory
>>221324056literally wanked to this webm about 2 years ago
>>221324067
>>221324056not a single ktim was had at this
https://youtu.be/sZYB5fFCiA4?si=1aNF3e1l_UiWdvNrArt.
>>221324056kek this was me about 10 years ago
>>221324078Not to you it doesn't ... is what somebody is going to reply but I don't agree
kiss the alderman
>>221324099The utter fucking state of you
The beer garden's bustling with hard-working, broad-shouldered, down-to-earth Reform lads celebrating a well-earned victory. The pints are flowing lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384
Is that a tomboyish lezzer or a feminine lad
Twitter repost ritual: COMPLETED
>>221324099anaemic chipsno salad on the burgerdeano plate
going to grow some yarrow apparntly it has medicinal benefits
>>221324099your chips are still mooing ffs get em back in the air fryer
>>221324099CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>221324132So this is...rorke?
they said restore wouldn't do 1%took every one they stood fornext up, by-elections, lets get rupe some troops in the commons
Haven't had a wank since EasterAnd now it's half past three
buying a football tomorrow. my unbelievable success in learning basketball in such a short time frame has me thinking i can become a great footballer too
>>221324148Alright unemployed single mum of 3 living in a council house
>>221324114fuck off
>>221324154I'll look out for you at the World Cup mate
>>221324163thanks i'll be taking Foden's spotin the zest department that is
I look like this
uhhh reformbros... the lib dems are gaining on us...
>first Bradford result>overwhelmingly white shithole council estate>three green councillors They really do just appeal to minorities and scum huh
Sir Beer Shwarma
screaming at the thought of a pasty nasally little gimp running around his garden trying to dunk with his matchstick legs and then reporting his great success on /brit/
Notice how the vegan bread FREAK has gone silent all of a sudden DO THE MATH RORKE
Trying and failing to create a mental model of a Lib Dem voter in 2026
>>221324216Can't say I did
>buying a football tomorrow. my unbelievable success in learning basketball in such a short time frame has me thinking i can become a great footballer too
>>221324222leftyglorke
>>221324099lovely neoliberal meal
The Lib Dems are just Labour for people who find Keir Starmer too spicy
can you crush an empty and open 330ml can by putting pressure only on the top and bottom of the can? i can
>>221324056She's teasing him so his lil clitty finna leak before calling up jamal
>>221324254I struggle to even open a can one handed
>>221324249going out tonight?
>>221324243i do have that dog in me xthat still a saying, guys?
A second Belgian has hit the thread
>>221324056incel bros the suicidal thoughts are BACK
just facetimed jamie, expecting torque rates of 80% tonight :)
Farage is just going to jump post if Reform gets in and the muslim second-in-command will take over
ermhttps://i.4cdn.org/tv/1778250171168969.webm
>>221324254no i drop it on the floor then jump on it with both feet to get a perfect disc
gen alpha begging their mum for money so they can buy israeli tung tung sahur on roblox
What the fuck does that even mean
>>221324091charming man
>>221324252Lib Dems are based tbf, they're the kind of boring busy bodies who are perfect for councils
>>221324264does this retard do anything other than wait around for zied and heathermong?
>>221324280is that your new boyfriend
>>221324283fucking cooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
employed women gimmick got no (you)s time to go for the old reliable Belgium flag what a life mate
>>221324297im not zied, mongboy
hard to open cans for me cause i bite my nails a lot
>>221324280funny how you report all of this activity yet make up excuses as to why you are not involved
>>221324283half the reason i watched My Name is Earl was because of her
>>221324308He's such a pathetic gimp
>>221324293>John Pork is callingi have no fucking idea what that website or roblox is but screaming at this
>>221324297uh oh melty
>>221324301weird post mate :/
i want her to want me
>>221324326what was the other half
>>221324351not really
>>221324254never tried but I used to have this trick where I'd bite the top and bottom rims off a can and unfold the centre bit into a straight sheet, half it and make a ninja star grown out of that one but I was quite popular at school for it
DTFIC had a single victory against Spaino 3 years ago and now he fancies himself as arbiter of the thread.
>>221324357thats all nice and well but pigmentation?
not afucking sausage
>>221324368it was funny
>>221324372biggest mindraping was when mousey made diego stop posting on his name
got the house viewings booked in for tomorrow, missus did her part this week and arranged two of them.
yeah? got them all filtered haven't I
Weather's so grim for a May Friday. Will be winter again in fucking 6 months. What's weatherberg playing at?
Belgian here, we know about ziedbelg and sometimes we like to post here acting like him to see you guys rage, its fucking funny!
Corr new Starfox game might be a reason to stay alive for a bit
Using my locally installed LLM to pretend to be a child on Discord
hes got all his dollies out now
>>221324399moving to a barratt estate are you lad
>>221324406what can you tell us about him
>>221324421?
>>221324406impersonator
>>221324404fr not filtering belgium at least is actual insanity takes like 2 clicks
got a gregg's sausage roll in the fridge I might eat
>>221324406Nope, this is because you accidentally posted out of character this morning and are trying to cover your tracks.
right well this avatar film is shit, anything good to watch?
>We know one of us is obsessed with black men so sometimes we pretend to be obsessed with black men too AS A JOKE
got a gregg's sausage roll up my arse
>>221324405Who cares lad life's to short get the fackin cans in
what a life
>>221324446scream
>>221324418>newIt's a remake of a game that already has two remakes with awful uncanny Nintendo hire this man graphics
>>221324435can’t do it on mobile can I
yeah but the cronem are getting dem a waves done?
sometimes I see a middle easterner who looks as white as me and its just mad to me that a lot of them really are just white people who got subjugated by islamthey're like horde blood elves or something lol
leftypol on a chromosomal onehttps://x.com/MaximusChud/status/2052708138541846628
>>221324335zoomer humour is fucking weird.
>>221324453On the pintule bottles actually
>>221324427He started making seething posts after one other belgian made a funny seethe post, thinking it was funny to get so many (you)'s and from there on out he always came in threads talking about wageslaves or interracial porn
>win almost every unranked overwatch game>heh I should try competitive>lose most of the time
>>221324486i look just like that
>>221324491who do you play as
England prevails, lads
>>221324471Screamingthis actually sounds like EW's vocaroos
>>221324486it's just the same as 2000s random humour 'oh look at me I'm so random and quirky'
i don't pull my foreskin back when i piss
>>221324491There are people in a boardroom whose job it is to make you feel this exact way and try to get you addicted to PvP slop.
>>221324471>>221324511scr it does sound like him
>>221324516no one does
>>221324489impersonator
sex with the young sigourney navi
>>221324489he pretends to be sponsored by companies toohttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/shell/country/be/filter/text/
>>221324509winston if tankfreja usually if dpshealer brigitte or baptiste
>>221324083went to university and nothing of this kind ever happened to me
>>221324516i pinch the top of mine and let it build up inside and then unleash a piss blast
>>221324532he quite clearly is not impersonating you
might rewatch Normal People to feel bad about myself
>>221324283fucking sex lady
>>221324551scandis call this a 'piss bomb' and do it to each other in the school showers
notice how no one has said “Rorke” in the last 20 minutes, it’s this same retard who says that all day long lol
Sir Corr Phwoarmer
… post lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp world Tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221324556Lass who wrote that is a communist
No rorke...
>>221324583Retard's too busy watching the BBC for dear life
>>221324590Mad that he used to be an normal middle class man.
so this is rorke
Was going to go for a walk but it's started raining quite heavily
>>221324554im not that belgian poster called ziedy, i dont live in belgium, he shouldnt spread misinformation
>>221324595I dunno what that means but I wish marianne were my girlfriend
>>221324537>710 results found
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJoG_7FmWdk
mouseys ult https://www.youtube.com/watch/i58Dn1NUfXE
>>221324610The supposed lush May spring weather as it were
>>221324610hi tilde
i dont have a foreskin but in not muslim, jewish, or american
>>221324583The imaginary paki woman who lives in your head?
I am the singular rorkeposter ama
rorke telling the pakis to go home (to bradford)
>>221324537Fucking screaming
>>221324611that's different from impersonation
>>221324635if youre the singular rorkeposter then how come +1 to my rorkecount hm?
di pg tip deh sticky, a bounce up an down inna dem m&s trouser while mi a stroll tru Canary Wharf, pure disgrace, mash up di whole trousers. an di likkle dunce dry cleaner? haffi tek on di war like him sign contract fi clean foolishness, scrubbing till him soul tired fi fix dat nasty mess LOL
Of the opinion that the internet ruined society. Should have never been invented or at least limited to desktop computers. It killed the high street. Now everyone just sits at home in their wee boxes, never having any reason to go out and interact with their neighbours. Entertaining themselves to death while ordering slop delivered by immigrants. The pandemic showed this. Millions content to live indoors forever.
>>221324611why do u have a Belgian flag then mate, why you blatantly lying?
There're about 3 of these twats who are here all day. Obviously wealthy in doss jobs, if they even need to work, like most leftypols.
Piehead trying to force the Belgian is "Ziedy" rehtoric again
>>221324614he posts them all by hand
>Britain's first gay surrogate parent charged with rape and human traffickingright well that's not good
>>221324611what should we call you then?
I don't need /brit/'s blame or forgiveness
>>221324658You're such a fucking freak I can't stop laughing holy shitThere should be a YouTube documentary series about you
>>221324648Look at all those 6:50 am postsLiterally the first thing he does when he awakes from his incel chambers is post that drivel
Mad how my main consideration when moving house was the demographic of the area, this must be how Yanks have felt all these years
>>221324665You’d be surprised by how much of it is one person who I’ve been keeping a close eye on, he gave away his location too but that’s gone into my file and can be revealed later
http://v27p9z6xk4q5m1n8r3t0y6b7v5c4x3z2w1q0p9o8n7m6l5k4j3i2h1g0.onion/media/video_archive_8829.mp4
>>221324670the belgian is finecrodie/yodie if we friends
>>221324658a further proof of the evil of the internet is that it turns men into people like this
>>221324659yeh wish i was born before the internetthey just went out and did stuff and made friends with random peopleof course you could do that now but its not the same
>>221324687mcafee going bananas
>>221324667
Ziedy is funnier than most personalityfags here. when he's not on about noncey shit ofc
>>221324666why do you defend the belgian paedophile
MEGA UM
>>221324243BARKING
grand rising sir ziedy
>>221324687
>>221324717same person mate pay attention
>when he's not on about noncey shit ofcThat's his entire post catalogue.
I want to rape ziedy up his tight arsehole
>>221324371Actually sounds interesting.
One of these days GCHQ is actually going to visit this thread and it'll be over for.the lot of you
>>221324659Was just saying this down the trans-inclusive Harry Potter slash fiction Discord
The. City. Must. Survive.
>>221324687john mcafee shaking my pc setup from the great beyond as a warning
>>221324696I’m a zoomer and didn’t know that adults used to just turn up at peoples house and hang out. I did that as a child with my friends, but I thought only children did that. The concept that they just used to “go out”. Like they just used to venture about the town for no reason than to pass time or maybe run into someone is totally alien to me. People my age cannot comprehend leaving the house unless it’s for a specific reason.
>>221324715Yeah Ziedbelg is actually funny and creative. Heatherpaedo copying him is incredibly cringe.
>>221324749not me i've not done anything
Sacked trannard is a character. Change my mind
think dinosaurs tasted good?
>>221324583its one incel who just spams it all day he probably thinks it winds us up bless him
>>221324687Pat McAfee returning to WWE to discourage me from clicking this
>>221324749now that their little online safety sham has been exposed as unenforceable there is nothing they can doI AM UNTOUCHABLE
>>221324761what about the pub
>>221324773Notice how it stops when the Belgium flag appears
>>221324659tv started it
>>221324773Seems like it has desu
>>221324761Saw a pack of ginger hair zoomers all with the same brocolli cut the other day. Bizarre freaks.
mad how people born after 1999 can't even enjoy a nice fag in their mouth any more
No Eastenders today ):
>>221324771chickens are dinosaurs.boom. think on that
So, you lads been involved in any far-right organisations lately? Jk obviously haha
I wanted to be a WWE wrestler when I was a kid
heatherpaedo ocd self harm megameltie !!
>>221324770no you’re spot on lad, only a low iq spastic would think otherwise
Remember Flumplad?I miss that guy
>>221324835wanted to be a pirate me. turns out only yanks and somalis are allowed to live out our dreams
>>221324761>adults used to just turn up at peoples house and hang out.mumstein used to have people over near daily just to chat and have teaeven she and her friends don't do that anymore, it's quite sad
>>221324786yeah people used to just turn up to the pub on the off chance someone they knew was there. of course you can still do that now, but everyone will look at you as a desperate freak. probably why pubs died. now you only go if it’s pre planned. it’s extremely dire that the basic form of spontaneous human interaction has just been absent for an entire generation. no wonder they’re all fucked in the head.
Piehead is a fat retarded dosser. Change my mind.
the tech people in the Civil Service are currently raging as we're all being told we're not going to be getting as much money as normal. lots of people will leave including me
>>221324835used to watch WWF wrestling as a kid and one time I saved up all my pocket money so we could buy the wrestlemania PPV where The Rock fought Steve Austinit was on at like 3AM in UK time so it had to be set up to record on the ol' VHS. Ran down stairs in the early hours of the morning excited to watch it and it had recorded the first 2 minutes then nothing else
Bunch of them in the local shop when I went out to buy beers, they'd just come out the local expensive local grammar school and come to the shops and they're throwing packets of sweets down the aisle while the shop staff do nothing.
katy wide eyed witnessing waggydem pon snapchat
might just get on the cans later
wondering if palestinians are less conservative than charlie kirk
>>221324882They'll be hard pressed to find someone else who does a grand total of fuck all no doubt
>>221324882Good. Time to get a real job instead of sitting on your arse all day.
>>221324883this happened to me when they used to show some PPVs on channel 4six man hell in a cell and it didn't record, and i cried
>>221324761'97 baby so experienced the tail end of kids playing out when me and my sisters were little a bigger kid would pull up on his bike outside our house every weekend and we'd take it in turns to sit in the little trailer he attached to itcrazy bastard would go down the path outside our house at full pelt, we wore no helmets either. A miracle none of us fell out and had our bonces cracked open like eggs but kids did that kind of stuff back then I suppose
>>221324905i've been learning Devops shit for a few months so i was on my way out anyways
A COUPLE OF GRAMS NE'ER HURT NOBODY, GENTS. NO HARM DONE.
>>221324897having one myself... a few even, perhaps several
Rorke in denial about the green surge
got dirty harry on, will be getting magnum force on after
>>221324835my cousins were mega into it during the 2000s attitude era, would always be wrestling on the bed giving wach other injuries
>>221324823whoa
I am white, straight, and conservative.
It should be illegal to not drink beer
>>221324917I’m a 2001 baby and all the kids on my estate played out when we were younger. Still happens now, my sisters kids play out a few times a week on the footy field by their house.
early night for me I reckon. I have a cold so my body needs rest to fight the infection
roughly two hours left until im done with my last bit of uni coursework. its due in 5 minutes, but im not letting that keep me down
they've finally caught EW lads
>>221324917kids still go out and play with each other. i live in a deanobox estate and there’s still children that run around. They’re probably up to their eyes in screens and the internet indoors though.
‘95 katy remembering how she had to take the bus to peckham nowadays everyone on their phone on tinder no real human interaction :(
>>221324882Public sector jobs aren't real jobs
:/ wankers love they :/
>>221324962>Blandthat's VERY generous to say
Get the kids locked insideGet them addicted to iPadsGet them talking in American accents
>>221324962gorgeous x
>>221324956alcohol kills germs
thats class that is
What ethnicity is this?Not making fun, just genuinely curious.
Get them chatting to me late at night haha x
>>221325003the deano revolution
>>221324962Jarvis Cocker's let himself go
>>221324971you'd know a lot about having no real human interactions
>>221325004german
>>221324979such a zesty emoji, despise it
God it feels good to be reform. The town is alive, there’s a real presence of muscular strapping lads of pure British stock roaming around the place.
>>221324955>>221324965yeah suppose kids do still play out, but I feel like it's not as much as we didthey get them on ipads and phones super early now, it's grim to see
>>221324883Why are you repeating posts from 3 years ago
>>221325010kill yourself when you get a chance
>>221325026bit gay
>>221325004star wars alien
>>221325003leftypol looking at this and thinking deanos are responsible
>>221325026batty boy
Should a mother and daughter really do a commercial in their underwear where they kiss each other on the mouth?
>>221325003this is what nimbys think will happen if you allow new builds near them sad thing is they're right
>>221325026Wish they'd bum my arse silly
>>221325004bro has every eye colour
A BWC queen like Ash Sarkar would make a great Reform bird.
>>221325036if someone posts something that prompts me to post the same story then I just look up my old post in the archive and post thatno point typing it out all over again when I know it's ready to go
>>221325059porn brained post
we need more latina immigration in the UK
rorke on some :/, :p and ;:|
>>221325059I want to fuck Swedish pink pussies
>>221325027it’s crazy how much more mentally ill people there’s going to be in 20 years when some (it isn’t all) of these kids grow up, considering they spent the ages of 0-5 staring into an iPad screen bigger than their head. Horrific. That stuff warps the minds of fully grown intelligent adults what the fuck do they think it does to an infant
what I want to know is where all these big muscular reform lads have been hiding lol, probably have gfs who won’t let them go out and about much
>>221325081
>>221325104Heidi Klum is not Swedish, nor is her daughter
>>221324917Playing out was so mintWe had kids from roads over all congregate on my road because we had a massive grassy area and we'd have big games of british bulldog and forty fortymad to think all children now are foreigners so they don't know about playing out
>>221325096what a life
>>221325111ktim
>>221325106omg umbunny
My African Christian neighbors are genuinely better than the white ones who moved out. Quiet and occasionally strike up a convo with me when I'm chilling in the back garden.
seal, however, is from malmo
>>221325118lol yeah used to play bulldog at every school I went to, teachers would always ban it after a while
rorke thinking playing outside is something only white british children can do
>>221325134that's how they trick you into a false sense of security
>>221325081i stand with julie burchill
>>221325111best timmy cud do
>>221325111if she sucked my foreskin i'd probably be a bit less racist to be fair
>>221325123I hope you're not under the impression anyone thinks you're any betteryou post in this thread all day. You're as much a no lifer as anyone else here.
>>221325132
>>221325097So you think this is normal for a mother and daughter to record?>>221325104I see...
>>221325149africans aren’t that cunning. they are probably genuinely christians
Muslim niggas all be having front doors like this lmao
>>221325165uh oh melty
UNCONQUERABLE
>>221325152White men are objectively the most desired men on the planet. You are a demented mentally ill cuckold who should be deeply deeply ashamed.
>>221325152you’ll never even get near a women like that
this cunt has a repertoire of /brit/ posts lmao
>>221325178ayo where's the letterbox cuh
>>221325183LIB DEM SURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE
ash sarkar is busted thoughever
>>221325170why wouldn't it be?
>>221325185>>221325187Are you actually trying to reason with him, or to make him ashamed of his posts?Don't even bother.
>>221325185every reply he gets like this urges him to do it morehe has a gay autistic fetish and gets a kick out of winding people up. you’re feeding his behaviour.
>>221324796cope
white children playing out:football with jumpers as goal postsitwhats the time mr wolfpiggy in the middlecops and robbersbrown children playing out:stabbingrobbinglitteringquick stop for prayer timeharassment
>>221325217Filming a sexualised commercial for sexy underwear with your daughter half naked and kissing her? That's normal?
>>221325222I honestly don't think anything we do will impact his posting either way. He posts because he has OCD.
>>221325222he does get embarrassed sometimes
>>221324665>Obviously wealthy in doss jobstheyre definitely povvo runts on bennies mate lol
>>221325218nah I’m sure he knows more than anyone how much of a loser in life he is, it doesn’t hurt to remind him that we’d like him to off himself
g
>>221325185LOL
>>221325242why is it sexualisedthe 'kiss' is a completely normal peck
>>221325222>every reply he gets like this urges him to do it moreNope, he has OCD and loves to view his 'post counts' in the archive; criticism or replies mean nothing to him.
get it made
I agree with Zeidy she's fucking hideous
>>221325170need her daughter bouncing her boobies on my head
that’s far better than you could ever do pal
>>221325267Timmy’s pride and joy xx
Toil done in about 30 minutes
>>221325267Doesn't refute my point.
toil done never because i cant find a fucking job
my head hurts
planes are well fast aren't they
>>221325273It's very sexual for him as he didn't have a very close relationship with his mother, nor has he kissed anyone in any context whatsoever
>>221325334No
fuckinghellreform wonNEW THREAD COME.ONLAZY CUNTS
>>221325345
>>221325344oh i was wrong
