Faustian Luncheon edition
>>221327610This is the thread, look at that scran, corr
>>221327634soon, lad, soon
>>221327610corr propa scran
>>221327610
very vile noncey thread was the last one
be honest, lads, if you were a vf in your mid thirties would you just shag one of the three weird girls at toil who you know would sleep with you just to get it out of the way? because I feel like I should but I know they'd be weird afterward and I do have some self-respect, for some reason
>>221327610retvrn
>>221327610look at those buns!
drank 3 beers in half an hour
Right lads, I'm off to have a wank
>You appear to have a large amount of buffalo sauce in multiple places on your tie Mr. Prime Minister
>>221328906i'm even weirder than them so thats outtried to shag a prozzer twice and couldn't get it up both timesmight end up turning myself bent temporarily at this point to say i've lost it or had sexual contact
>>221328906if you are a virgin in your thirties you need to shag literally anything as soon as you possibly can
400 seatsOut of 5000 looooooooooolleftypol categorically btfod!
birthplace: earth race: human politics: freedom religion: love
don't normally eat fish but i've just had some there and it was nice. much to think about
>Virgin>Three different women who would shag you
meet up at the o2 at the olivia rodrigo concert
Sausage chips and beans for tea
my sisters crush is David Mitchell no joke
caught the scrantavirus
>>221328963arse: stretched
Problem, libtard?
Probability of me scoring a cute english rose by helping her escape the future fascist state known as the united kingdom?
taiwanese fried chicken shop has opened about 200m from my flatafraid to try it in case it is pengers as that will end in gluttony each time i am steaming
very grateful to david attenborough for inventing animals
they played planet earth 2 theme on classic fm earlier to celebrate david attenborough's birthday and i nearly shed a tear
>>221329000seen her vagene
>>221329008Nice try Djamel
niggas think that if they don't repost every tiktok about bladee their whole family will die>>221329022you're so gay
>>221328427I reckon Nige and his millionaire mates might well introduce racist policies. And they'd probably take away benefits from vulnerable people, such as those with major disabilities. As long as the tax bill for millionaires and billionaires is reduced, that'll be fine with Nige. Ordinary people can die in a ditch for all he cares.
>>221329024where
>>221329000she'd look good with a black dick down her throatthe contrast of that neon pink against its ebony sheen
>>221328955why bother rushing it at that point? the damage is done
>>221329046it was in between her legs x
The completely organic Attenboroughposting
>>221329042This won't happen
>>221329034It's Mr Bamboula for you.Now answer the question.
>>221328955I rejected one when I was 21/22 but I know she still would and she is nice, not really my type but alright to look at and sweet. a good decade or so older than me though.getting a bit desperate to lose it
>>221329041bit rude
>>221329042>major disabilities >ordinary peopleGrind them into fish flakes
Glad to see Titchposting went the way of the Dodo last night. That is to say, it is no longer.
what do all the letters mean?
>>221329063lol
>>221329088You do realise that would include me?
>>221329081if you're gay and not sucking my knob that's my problem with you
crazy how good sekiro is
Leftypol calling Reform racist 8000 times hasn't stopped me supporting them but I reckon 8001 might do the trick
>>221329088So if you were to get hit by a bus tomorrow and end up quadriplegic, you'd want to be ground up into fish flakes at that point? No you wouldn't. You'd want to be able to live the best life you could, in spite of the quadriplegia.
Bots can't vote it seems
Who lives here?
>>221329115too hard i'm afraid
>>221329097thats his last name, "David Attenborough" is his first name
>>221329106why did you deceive your supporters? you told us it was piehead harassing you. turns out it was you all along.
>>221329146Didn't know he was Polish
>>221329057if you leave it any longer it'll stay donethe longer you stay a virgin the harder it gets
>>221329097Some kind of gay thing idk
I tried, bros
>>221329097Means he's a real OG
>>221329139very odd considering all reform MP candidates are african and asian
>>221329144>Bots can't vote it seemsa gay tranny jew from canada
>>221329041just searched him on "tiktok" and i hate every single person i seewomen shouldn't be allowed to listen it should disable their airpods if they try
>>221328888Bookstore owner gets annoyed at her hanging around ruining the spines on all the books and gives her one in the back of the shop just so she'll leave
>>221329097some freemasonry shite
>>221329042>And they'd probably take away benefits from vulnerable people, such as those with major disabilities.leftypols unironically believe most people on benefits have major disabilities and aren't just complete dossers
any person who eats 'fried chicken' deserves a painful demise
>>221329097Oh my god cum monster gash chicken Hitler cum vibrates out cause bussy eating for real sirs fuck sakes anal French retarded sluts absolutely fucking love slags fucking zebra shits for retards slags gays stop fucking raping slag bum
>>221329154That's fake someone clearly edited it
>>221329140Nope, have me euthanised, it’s over
Pissed 4 times now
>>221329097looks like a teleguard link
Reviewbrah sounds really depressed these days, bit worried about him
>>221329207it all makes sense now thank you
>>221329211it's in the archive EW. you betrayed us you evil witch
>>221329179foids love pretending they like him so they can manipulate greasy sensitive young men like us
>>221329218quit drinking soda pop
>>221329073>getting a bit desperate to lose ittime for that should have come when you were 21 mateyou must have sex NOW
>>221329207been saying this for ages, finally someone else is saying it too
mmm a hung parliament sounding pretty good x
corrscranberg courtesy of nanberg
>>221329283mpfghhh
Will university-aged Zoomer women give me play if I show them the picture of me and Bladee from a Yung Lean show in 2015?
>>221329283was only hung when kwasi was around
>like us
why are women so obsessed with travel now? is it instagram’s fault? seems like men don’t care about it half as much
>>221329293didn't understand half of this post
Unironically who the fuck is Bladee
>>221329310just you then?>>221329317https://youtu.be/sZYB5fFCiA4?si=sP9zYNI1m3lqq1nrStart here princess
got stung by a wauce
>>221329277ngl lad I was alright looking at 21 and still had the 'no need to shag an uggo I'll pull a hottie soon' attitude. then got fat and resented them for a bit, then noticed they were more open to talking because I wasn't obviously desperate, and now I'm still fat but at least normie enough to hold a conversation and sweet talk them
>>221329317some1 who doesnt shop at topman.....
>>221329314travel = money
Don't listen to music, me.
IN THE SEWER ALL ALONE
"Do not expect the world to be fair to you, for I have lived and witnessed how the world remained silent in the face of our pain. Do not wait for fairness, but be the fairness. Carry the dream of Palestine in your heart and make every wound a weapon and every tear a source of hope."— Quote From The Last Will and Testament of Beloved Yahya Sinwar
>>221329314so they can take pics of themselves in other countriesworld economy would collapse overnight if women no longer could take pictures of themselves
>>221329341ktim
>>221329314I want to know why they're so obsessed with cocktails. Always cocktails. Cocktails this, cocktails that. Are we doing cocktails. Are we going for cocktails. Me and the girls are off for cocktails. There'll be cocktails. Cocktails cocktails cocktails.I'm fucking sick to bastard death of hearing women obsess over cocktails.
>>221329314It's fun. Women might travel more because they have a higher marginal propensity to consume in general.
>>221329352
>>221329352(that's my home!)
>>221329395>>221329404i love u x
Completely unironically I used to work with a woman whose daughter only went on holiday with the family so she could take Instagram pics, she planned her outfits on a PowerPoint
>>221329381“Bear week”
going to get some snus now
watching a thing on youtube about the piper alpha oil rig fire
>>221329314>is it instagram’s fault?yes, same with hiking
>>221329412>the voted for hamas face
>>221329410:P
Don't think I shall be clicking that
posting gore is against the rules
>>221329314allows you to get away from the prying eyes of your post industrial home town and let loose for just a bit. also some women get their travel paid for through instagram DMs, which is why they're able to travel so much without a job. for a man it offers respite from the drudgery of work.
Numerous Reform UK candidates who have had Hope Not Hate articles written on them over controversial comments are being electedIn Bolton, one candidate allegedly wrote on Facebook "just shoot all the P*kis on the spot"Another in Sunderland allegedly said "can't believe amount of nigerians in town…. should melt them all down and fill in the pot holes!"Both were elected by large margins
>>221329381Wish I were gay, this genuinely looks like a good time
I was married for a few yearswas too much work
got charged 10 quid for a fucking pintrefused to pay and jus walked outINSANE!
>>221329314>>221329372if we took away their phones and banned stuff like instagram would they still like it as much
>>221329481you kept it moving
Speak of travel, it’s getting to that time of year where all the peng girls I know post pictures of their bums on holiday on Instagram. Can’t beat it
your nazi movement sire
Metonymy is a figure of speech in which a concept is referred to by the name of something associated with that thing or concept. For example, the word "suit" may refer to a person from groups commonly seen wearing business attire, such as business executives, bankers, or lawyers.
>>221329480having to prep the bull each weekend was that much effort?
>>221329476Shit's crazy. Fire Island during Pride Month is insane.
get the fucking tunes posted!
>>221329511what's the difference between metonymy and synecdoche then
>>221329289the proverbial nanscran
mental how women used to think computers were for freakazoid nerds but now they walk around staring at a screen all day........i wonder if theyll ever thank them
never voted. Have only voted twice in my life once for brexit and once against scottish independence and i regret both.
>nooooo you cant just deport meACK
amazing thing about snakes is that the reproduce spontaneously. They have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck himself?
fucking scremaing
>Never voted>Except the two times I voted
>>221329535you regret making the right choice?don't tell me you've swallowed remoaner propaganda?
>>221329558now that's a bloody englishman
>>221329529Synecdoche uses a part of something to represent the whole (or vice versa), while Metonymy replaces a word with a concept that is closely associated with it, but not a physical part of it. Essentially, synecdoche is a specific type of metonymy, but with a stricter part-whole relationship.
>>221329529Synecdoche uses a part of something to represent the whole (all hands on deck) Metonymy replaces a word with a closely associated, but not necessarily attached, concept the Crown for a monarch).
>>221329558the john brown chud club
>>221329547English tourists btfo
>>221329547FUCK MY NIGGER LIᶠᶠᶠᶠᶠᶠᶠᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ
>>221329558Guarantee that this bloke is based af
>>221329547>>221329594Actual fucking screaming
>>221329526https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRAJowgHqxA
>>221329558this is the most john brown lookin nigga i ever did see
>>221329547love this webm (actually it's mp4)
*ahem*I said get the fucking tunes posted!
>>221329558holy lad
>>221329580>>221329582hmm so it uses part of something to represent the whole?
How are you lavely people doin on this rainy Bri'ish evening?
coordinating a poo
I get extremely enraged and upset when i see people dancing
>>221329645Exactly! That is the core definition of synecdoche.The easiest way to remember it is that there is a physical connection or a "subset" relationship. If you can point to the word and say, "That is literally a piece of the object," you're looking at synecdoche.
If there was a vegan political party that would enslave meat eaters i would vote for them
I'm dancing!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk
did a cheeky hangover vom vom in the sink today in a rush/panici'd been arse wanking when drunk with my toys last night and threw a vibrating buttplug in therethe shame of having to clean both slightly dry vomit and poo off it before it went into its hiding place was incrediblestill going to get drunk again tonight though
>>221329666woke version of big john
everyone kiss the anon to your left
>>221329676the vegan reich is inevitable
theyll shoot me i dont care theyll shoot me in the back of the neck i dont care down with janny they always shoot you in the back of the neck i dont care down with janny
>>221329694baffling comment
What would be your ideal US road trip? Where would you like to visit and where would you start/end?
>>221329676*werehypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>221329716One with you :)
>>221329693indescribably grim post
>>221329715boshfather
I think a hot goth girl on my street listening to loud music on headphones with black hair and green streaks smiled at me earlier.Its a cul-de-sac as well which means she lives nearby
1984 is a bit of a coomer book surprisingly
>>221329729Spastic
>>221329197I know that many people on benefits have major disabilities because I have met such people. People like Nige and his rich mates would gladly take away benefits from such people, leaving them to suffer greatly, as long as it means slightly lower taxes for the wealthy.
>>221329716think i would like to do i-95
why do gen z people have a tiny head that doesn't match with the rest of their body?
>>221329749no escape, either
>>221329765dont know, why do gen z people have a tiny head that doesn't match with the rest of their body?
just had my blood levels checked and it turns out im 99% beastrogen
>>221329693Had to hold in a sick from Rochester to Victoria and then make it all the way to the toilets to puke up the two bottles of red wine and Mexican food I'd eaten the night before
>>221329773I was posing the question to the posters in this thread, i don't know the answer
>>221329786bloody hell bruce you cant say that, think this post violates US law
>>221329786alri cole tomas allen
>>221329756you think benefit reform means taking away benefits from people that actually need them because you believe only serious cases get themanyone that grew up on a council estate knows the country is full of dossers who can work for a living but simply refuse to do so
>>221329751I remember finding the sex scene surprisingly racy
>>221329786Spastic
ariana grande has officially announced 'hate that i made you love me' the first single from her upcoming 8th studio album 'petal'. out may 29th
MY MT. Rushmore!
>>221329807fecal matter scrombling
What do you call a half Russian half Iranian fireman?Amir Panikova
just seen a post that might violate US law
Need to swim in the sea.
>>221329694other way around, retard
10th unit of alcohol and nothing but wins in CoH 3.>>221329558Rise, Ser John Brown of Banbury.
>>221329786Um
>>221329547biomass return to sender
>>221329716Seattle, Vegas, Salt Lake City, Austin, New Orleans, Miami, Key West, DC, NYC, New Haven, Boston, Cape Cod, Plymouth and Northampton. I'd like to see more of New England as long as I'm there but don't know where else would be good to go.
good movieone of the only clooney movies i like
Let me be clear, us within Labour party must address the issues and public sentiment, we have not brought change quickly enough, and that must be rectified before the next general election. Black pussy had me moving crazy, but now I'm over it and ready to put voters and my constituents first on the issues that really do affect working families up and down the country. Thank you.
>>221329881boring af
I would skip school all the time as a kid and even got expelled once but i became successful as an adult
>>221329871who's the expert here?
Thank you YouTube, very cool!
>>221329897sc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbHFi68E78k
>>221329871>unatural streak of colour in hair>poshnah
ffs just been purverlised into a fine pink meat paste
>>221329767I know. I wonder how she'll kill me
i met an arab guy recently who was saying how video games are a jewish conspiracyis he right?
>>221329931all greens are posh or wannabe posh
the men will be kicking the ball in 1 (one) bong
>>221329897does quentin scobie still frequent here and talk about how pang pang pussy CHANGED rorke?
>>221329964yeah?
>>221329964UTT
>>221329962So are most reform councillors tbf
apologising in advance for any abhorrent posts I make while steamboats later x
>>221329981err MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
what you watching tonight then, lads?
booze might be for you but it's not for me
There is an owl in my back garden and I often here the death cries of his victims.
>>221329786what a genuinely stupid thing to post on the internet
>>221329997not allowed to say because someone will spoil it and make me sad :(
ps5 has no games
aff tae take something11mah dug oot
>>221329964Who's playing?
>>221330026the hull city tigers vs the south east london lions
Don't like eating day old rice how do I make it nicer
>>221330002that's a rapey fox
>>221330016>>221329820>>221329807>>221329806what a bunch of crybaby pussy suck a momma's tity over here
think that aussie is getting arrested by the australian FBI as we speak
>>221330023demons soulsgta Vreturnal
Shitch 2 is a leftypol propaganda machine (omg I love making Trump and everyone I hate in Tomodachi life and torturing them like a psychopath)
>>221329997Predator (1987)
>>221330026
Any of you lads ever been rimmed? Or had a bird who liked you to lick her arsehole?
>>221324021dont thinik anyone believe sin a sky fairy godrent controls are highly low iq idea
>>221330047nah, I hear him hooting and the squeaky screeches are definitely not a foxes barks
hi little baby horse
got numb hands and thought I was dying but it may just be carpal tunnel
>>221329997after hours (1985)
>>221330077let my dog do it once
Are you Queensland or new south wales
>>221330089tasmania
WHAT DID THE AUSSIE POST FFS
>>221330077had an ex colleague that openly admitted to enjoying having her bumhole eatenshe was even visibly disappointed when I said I wasn't really into that
>>221329997the king of comedy (1982)
sucking a sexpoo mcnigger penis
>>221330050go on then make a post advocating murdering the US presidentshouldnt be a problem since you're so hard and all
>>221330078Funny a landlord would say that
>>221330104He said he'd kill Trump in minecraft
>let my dog do it once
>>221330087good film that, both Kevin from Home Alone's parents show up in the same scene
zoomers will lick a shit hole but not the inside of a cleaned toilet bowl
>May 8 is World Donkey Day. It was founded in 2018 to bring awareness to the plight of these brave and lovable animal helpers, including their treatment.
>>221330104witch putting her meaty fully erect wand inside a pumpkin
>>221329871Looks like a black version of Keith from the office
screaming at Alan Sugar's inability to understand the concept of engagement bait
filling is properly fucked now can't put off going back to dentistberg. that'll be £40 for an appointment then another £40 + £120 + tip for the follow up appointment for the filling. takes the fucking piss
Cam ohhn millwall
>>221330106basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjaKdtYbTto
going to a bbq next sat that the toilfu is also going tohaven't seen her since Febmixed emotions
>>221330141s
-1.8 MB to my harddrivescount
Games feel like a waste of time but i dont wanna do anything else
>>221330115anyone aware of how poorly it goes every time it is tried would say that tbf
'eet on the 'logue
>>221330139did not realise they had plight
>>221330181rent controls go very well for renters who can find a place
concocting a vivid fantasy about turning saoirse ronan into my sex slave
Just slept 11 hours. Today is the day I finally watch Lawrence of Arabia
get it paved over
>>221330199they do rorkethey do
>>221330193'ased
>>221330142Every time I hear him speak I think he's got more retardedAt least Trump was an intelligent man with a bit of wit
>>221330211meanwhile everyone else gets a queue time of 10 years because none of them ever leave
Reply to my post on /fit/ please
dopey lord sugar
>>221330142can just imagine him in his big board room interacting with a 1 like = 1 prayer tweet
>>221330214this but with emma raducanu instead
>>221329987what hotel? Not location but chain
>>221330180used to feel like this but then I got a job and now I don't feel any stigma for gaming any more
>>221330077exberg used to tongue my dirtbox when we had steaming sex, even stuck a couple of fingers up there a few timeswas well nice ngl
one time i did a poo so big the shattered the bowl
new gimmique where i count in base 7
>>221330220fucking atrocity
>>221330280no idea how you can have sex while steaming
>>221330282probably should have pooped in the toilet instead of a bowl then haha
More like /bong/
>>221329997Emmerdale and Corriemight catch up on Hollyoaks after seeing how fit Sienna Blake is looking
>>221330295DO NOT WATCH, ANIMAL CRUELTY
>>221330295cute little donkey fella
my biggest regret in life is discovering /brit/i'd be a sexhaving normie with a social without you losers dragging me down
>>221330295umdonkey
>>221330295would love to blow this beasts head smoove off with a 12 guage cartridge
>>221330142>>221330150>>221330269
>>221330336I used to think having lots of girls on MSM would eventually lead to one of them becoming my gf
they were out of snusbit miffed
>>221330336that's coolmine is bottling it last second when i was about to ask some lass out from school. but that's half a lifetime ago
>>221330115being landlord is a jokemeans peopel will h ave fewer places to live in worse condition but if it stops other people from making same mistake of investing in housing like i did maybe there's something to be said for rent controls
>>221330336the blackpill is that sexhavers do so while also posting here sometimes unfortunately lad
>>221330375out of snus? in sweden? what the hell is going on in today's world
>>221329000For me it's Rows staring into Yuki's eyes and making her melt embarrassingly. Big girl did it purposely, devious
>>221330369thats musky boy done in
No ragretz
>>221330142>>221330369boomers unironically think 'for you' means posts that are directed at them personally
>>221330275it was a hotel in Ely, I forget the name but it wasn't a chain
>>221329558Blud built like a Victoria 3 character
>exberg used to tongue my dirtbox when we had steaming sex, even stuck a couple of fingers up there a few times>was well nice ngl
only tarkovsky films i've managed to sit through are stalker, solaris, and mirror
Peeing on the oliver cromwell house while doing a rosary
>>221330336I was already locked into the path of inceldom long before I discovered /brib/
>>221330436Nostalghia and stalker are the only ones i enjoyed
>>221330441Sir Justgoogled Ely
>>221330436nostalghia was pretty good too
>>221330436prefer jagielka
>>221330436they're slow burners im toldonly seen stalker myself, but enjoyed itwant to get on with solaris at some point
>>221330441woke mong
>>221330193Corrrrrrr Makoto. Isei's doujins are lit
for me it's baines and coleman
>>221330441I actually went round his house the day after staying in the hotel, was quite interesting
have a look up here for me --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------^yeah, you see that?that's the post count
>>221330474s
Expect an uptick in Duolingo downloads in the coming days. A Reform win would trigger a mass exodus of decent people to countries where the vulnerable are treated with respect
>>221330505*spits out of a mouthful of tea in shock*
>>221330430this happened to me with a lass i met on a night out (i gave her a 200mg mcat parachute)
the fat fuck cookie store has a deal where you buy 4 fat fuck cookies, you get a 5th free
Get. It. Made.
>>221330505you gonna make that shame stupid joke every time that comes up
>>221330474Kek
>>221330525duolingo is terrible for learning languagesimmersion is the only wayt. fluent in spanish, german and elementary in japanese and koren
>>221330533what's your go-to?
>>221330504>>221330504>>221330504
>>221330529liar liarpants on fire>don't know what a mcat parachute is btw
>>221330557not seeing this Immersion on the app store?
ah it was the Poets House, see you can even see the bath
NEW>>221330601>>221330601>>221330601
>>221328992phwoar good post diss
