Dumplings EditionPrevious>>221326693
heeeeeeellllllllllpppppp....im cumming aaaaaaaaaaaa
Business idea get on welfare and donate plasma take you're welfare plasma buxx and gamble it all on red
Don't Google Marina Balnasheva.
how bad does plasma donation make you feel?
>>221331277*Balmasheva
>>221331269*lands on 00*
Humans are not naturally monogamous. In the past, only a few men had harems of women and everyone else did without unless they somehow got really lucky. However, you need men to handle the physical side of civilization. That's why homosexuality is obviously genetic and normal in both humans and other animals. Wish you tards would read a book for once in your lives.
Gingers are always cucks.Name one ginger who isn't a cuck.You can't.
>>221331288Little light headed. But they give you a cookie and a cup of apple juice so it evens out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Tc1GUXxr2o
>>221331321Brian...
>>221331277>>221331304grim
might lose my job or just quit out of humiliation
>>221331395That's me a week or two into any job it's like why am I even here fuck this, and then I quit and the cycle repeats
maybe if people making the new thread, would say they're making the new thread, we wouldnt have these constant problems
for me?pooing
Finna go for a walk (1 hour)
them niggas took everything from me
>>221331483how long does it take you to find a new job? I'm dreading having to go through the application and interview process again.
what the fuck the plasma place would have paid me $500 my first month and its like 5 minutes from my house but it closed 3 months ago wtf the nearest one is an hour away this fucking blows i totally would have owned that plasma shit
>>221331548corr have a good incel walk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pYU0p6WZhU
>>221331573Probably 3-6 monthsUsed to be easier to find one fast I'm going on into my 3rd month rn
>>221331288I don't feel light headed or taste metal, but the saline solution entered into my veins make me cold as fuck. I also feel the needle wiggling sometimes when it does reverse osmosis or whatever the fuck it does.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWWqnYLo-XM
Pray for my bet on Strickland to 5x I need this so bad
have you ever had a ct with contrast the thing they give you makes you feel like you pissed yourself even though you didnt its very bizzare
>>221331584$500 for a month works out to $62 per visit as usually you donate twice a week. So that's actually not that good. I've seen promos were it's anywhere from $800-1000 for first month
>>221331651Dubs and you lose everything
>>221331651
>>221331621I wish you luck anon. shit fucking sucks
Rain was coming down too hard to I took a break shoveling manure
Feeling like one of those days you know https://youtu.be/rTVjnBo96Ughttps://youtu.be/8o7Pxw85cQ4
Woke up at half past one instead of two PM today
>>221331222kek bodied that freak
this nigga literally shoveling shit for a living knew things are bad in 'da but didnt know it was that grim for leafs hot damn
People of the faith chose this thread
Need footjob for medical and recreational purposes
Ukraine was threatening to bomb the Moscow parade tomorrow but they pussied out (again)
>>221331765It's not for a job, my mom is growing a garden in her yard and I'm helping her out
>>221331735https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyhL0ioST_U
>>221331785Are they genuinely still fighting
just farted
>>221331775I have faith in the Buddha
>leafs are so poor now they have to grow their own food like medieval peasantsw e w
Damn I didn't know Italian niggas were chill like this frhttps://youtu.be/1oVkHJrnCE4
don't care about the bumfight or the desert fight. as a veteran of the psychic wars i have enough shit on my plate.
>>221331844no, the lines have stayed the same for like 2 years
>>221331936can i jump in?
>>221331916Looks Moroccan
genuinely keep forgetting the ukraine thing is even happening sometimeswhat a boring shitty war
>>221331916Take it from me, Italian popular music was 70s/80s coded until like 2018. This is from like 2008
>>221331991Such are the Mediterraneans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQkaH5ppFek
>>221331940>lines have stayed the sameNo they haven't.Russians control most of Konstantinvka now, they have Sumy encircled, they're pushing forward at Kharkov, and Ukraine's defense lines at Lyman and Slaviansk are collapsing.
>>221332023Forgot linkhttps://youtu.be/EjKR7zIIaO0?si=bPzr1Nj8FY_dLmfI
>>221331584Most places around here give $700-$800 for the first month. I'm currently getting $130 per week for two donations. It might be worth the gas money. There are other ways you can sell your body for research. I once got paid $45 USD for eating a new Subway sandwich. I'm currently in an eczema skin study which I'll get $425 when its over. There are studies for retardation and depression too. Always call in instead of filling out stuff online. You are more likely to be selected when you are talking one on one.
>>221331145What does he have against wontons? Oh, it was a joke.
>>221332080youre telling me, by god's own breath, a crab Rangoo'd in this wonton?
>>221332054Oh and I believe the Ukrainians did attempt a counteroffensive in Kupiansk but by now it's clear they have been firmly pushed back out.
>>221332118Rangoond
Just ate an entire big bag of Chicago-mix popcorn.
Did some hack squats for the first time today instead of leg press, it looked easier than it was, it's hard
>>221332049https://youtu.be/AH4Vx5zz7Go
>>221332164Twas it good?
Pondato chimps
>>221332164I got some sort of extreme food poisoning so I haven't eaten anything this week, I tried having a little salad mix yesterday hoping it would be easy on my stomach and I ended up pissing half of it out my ass and throwing up the other half, currently feel like death warmed over
>>221332172bad songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hSjw11KbtA
>>221332164What is Chicago mix popcorn? Banana peppers, chilies, onions, tomatoes, mustard?
niggas be like"these vegetables too spicy"
>>221332244Cheese and caramel popcorn mixed
Had some Udon noodles yesterday for the first time in years. Breddy gud
>>221331324Just cuck my shit up.
>>221332169Forgot to mention I shit my cpants doing one of the squats, it's really hard
>>221332264Your flag changed, and I think you got tricked.
>>221332281Based wife taking half this loser's wealth and getting out of the trailer park
>>221332281This is why you sign a prenup!
things that were memoryholed
>>221332320I'm from Chicago, I just know hence why I told you instead of him
Any foid worth marrying will not contest the requirement for a prenuptial agreement. If she does that should be your single clearest sign not to marry her. Honestly I'd say just don't get married legally but commonlaw relationship laws make it so you're basically married after a few years of living together. Better off doing it formally with a prenup agreement that bars her from touching any of your assets. If she's a decent marriage worthy foid she'd have the same earnings/assets as you anyways, and she wouldn't be concerned with the ability to divorce rape you. Prenups might actually force some foids to try to behave and work it out rather than rage quitting and just divorcing a guy because he doesn't support BLM.
what "trad" guys don't understand is that modern marriage is not the same as marriage in the past. It's a legal bond that primarily benefits women. Getting married is for complete vaginal slaves
>>221332328Canadian authorities already cottoned onto this, and made prenups virtually unenforceable in my country :)
Why do black guys wear bonnets
>>221332281Women are so evil that most men will just completely go into denial bluepilling over it
>>221332399Example?
>>221332345Why would this need to be memory holed? Israel has better internet infrastructure than we do so it makes sense to host DHS website over there
>>221332395Another King of the Hill character mentioned
>>221332345>“I can’t believe we have to say this, but this account has only ever been run and operated from the United States,” DHS posted. “Screenshots are easy to forge, videos are easy to manipulate. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
>>221332417how can you stand on cope so paper thin?
Thank you for your sexual tension to this matter!
I am ice man
>>221332394This was the mission of Jordan Peterson. Psyopping young men into feminism through conservatism as a Trojan horse.
I'm a nice man
>>221332394
>>221332417>it makes perfect sense to host one of the most important government department's social media pages in a foreign country
Jordan Peniston
>>221332491Nice guys finish last, fratm
You don't lift this much
incredible things are happening in America
Read any girls social media posts and there's always a few Mehmets shamelessly posting stuff like "Darling please marry me and make kids with me"
HAPPY VICTORY DAY
>>221332564My shopping list
>>221332518It's just a website it really isn't that important dude
>>221332564Fret for your Lexapro and fret for your diapers and fret for your Prozac
>>221332561>machinesDYEL
>>221332399Blacks are becoming incredibly zesty, that 90s "no homo" shit blacks used to do is completely gone now
>>221332598>its just the department of homeland security run by israelis, stop being antisemetic
>>221332598if it's not important why go out of your way to hire international instead of giving the job to a D.C. intern?
>>221332613>90s "no homo"Tupac was gay as hell lil niggaIt's mostly women who liked his shitty music
>>221332613>90s no homoThat was from like 2010, moron
I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three-ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopless fucking hole we call /qa/
>>221332647Yeah and he was one of the first Record Label black rentboys acting gangster
>>221332460I like when you can see the balls pulse a bit when they cum...
It is too easy to troll smug libs … but it is so fun
>rentboysFOB
>>221332668Learn to swimLearn to swimLearn to swim
>>221332666You have to be 18 to post here
/cum/ is pro-ana
>>221332623Bruh its a web page. DHS isnt run through a fucking clearnet internet site its just for normies to apply for jobs and stuff. And if the government wanted to "memory hole" something your dork ass wouldn't have and be posting it. I'm beginning to think /pol/ really does somehow induce schizophrenia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iY_HA-hRnc
Please die ana
>>221332731I've been here for 20 fuckin years kiddo
>>221332735*pro-anal
When did the dem party collectively decide to switch to obsessing about Israel as their new strat?Used to be Russia but that schtick got old fast
>>221332737>Jewanon, who hates zionism btw, tirelessly shilling for IsraelWhy are they always like this?
>>221332748
>Two posts in reply to something completely retarded is tirelessly shilling to the pol monkey brainok. Concession accepted btw.
>>221332775Probably related to how they stupidly spent like 8 years obsessing over how Orange Man was purportedly controlled by Putin and Russia, only for Orange Man to rub their retarded noses in the fact that he’s really been controlled by Netanyahu and Israel the whole time.
it come wid egg wuh
>>221332775p[orbably wehen the pedo in chief awarded an international war criminal the key to the Whitehouse, had him over 9 times in a single year, and started a war in Iran for them
>>221332761Then youj should know "no homo" is from way before 2010
>>221332854In what way is Netanyahu a war criminal and why should I gaf about war crimes committed in some desert sand shitholeHas no effect on me
>>221332869No it fucking isn't. That's the first time I ever heard it and I'm from LA. I'll grant it could be from like 2008 and I didn't hear it till 2010, but there's no way it's from the fucking 90s.
I eat pussyssysysysys
>>221332884On 3 April 2025, the Office of the Prosecutor of the ICC applied for an arrest warrant against Mr El Hishri for crimes against humanity and war crimes. ICC Pre-Trial Chamber I (“the Chamber”) assessed the material submitted by the Prosecution and found reasonable grounds to believe that Mr Hishri is individually responsible for having committed directly himself, ordered or overseen crimes against humanity and war crimes, including murder, torture, rape and sexual violence, allegedly committed in Libya from February 2015 to early 2020.https://www.icc-cpi.int/defendant/netanyahu
>I'm from LAgrim
>GrimJealous
>>221332920Who cares what the ICC says it has as much credibility as the UNIn either case idgaf about Arab shitskins being blown to pieces
Spotify is pretty shit for remixes and shit probably cause they get dmca
>>221332668When I'm stressed out, I get in my car and drive somewhere until I come to my senses. One time I drove right into a tornado somewhere in Kansas and jerked off in a Sheraton parking lot while it passed.
Know a lady who was abused and gets really triggered by loud voices and a guy who used to work on planes and is partially deaf so he constantly talks at maximum outdoor volume no modulation at allI need to think of a way to get them in the same room together
>Who cares what the ICC says it has as much credibility as the UN
>>221332892Butthew…
>The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out"Every time
>>221332963>jerked off in a Sheraton parking lotSounds risky, I'd be afraid of being seen
>>221332799This is a real thing because the only black people that can afford to go on skiing/snowboarding trips are the children of rap stars so they dress like flamboyant weirdos, it's an almost exclusively white upper middle class hobby
>>221332963faustian
>>221332994You missed the joke completely with your stupid race politics
>>221332972Do you also think UN announcements matter? It's little more than empty self righteous finger waving and tut tutting
>>221332982You are arguing with multiple people you dumb mother fucker
>>221333017This, America IS the UN. We fund all the shit and make shit happen. Ultimately, without America the UN has no teeth
>>221332982>But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he isJews are the only subspecies to evolve this sense of self conscious self hatred that's probably why they're so much higher IQ than us
>>221331548Complete>>221331590Thanks shiddington
>>221333022I only made one reply to you, retard
How do I get a gf from Montenegro or Serbia as a blackanon?
>>221333052Arab Christians have higher test scores than Jews in Israel btw.
>>221333014Wasn't a good joke tbqh and I gave you a nice little factoid, if you ever want to get away from all the minorities you can go to Snowmass for a week and have an amazing time
Imagine my semen on your face
I'm jewish and I don't really care if you call me one. Nothing wrong with it and even if there was your fat ass wouldn't do anything about it so it's not a big concern. At worst it's slightly annoying, sorry to break it to you.
>>221333112Those are arab Jews not Ashkenazi they're only jew in name
>>221333129I heard semen is good for the face
imagine caving goshpedo's skull in with a brick
>>221333143what about kikeheebbig-nose?
We are moving towards a post america world and let me tell you that is not a good thing, you are not ready for an era of French-Chinese rule
>>221333052What’s the average IQ in Israel?
>>221333146Pure Jew copium
Deadlift is fucking hard also the bar hooks on my cock on the end how do i stop that
>>221333161
>>221332990I was in a mother loving tornado. My car was rocking side to side. Nobody gave a shit and that's whats so amazing about being able to get in your car and just drive somewhere.
>>221333168France is actually in a worse state than the UK, but they are significantly better at hiding it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ1oCOL8mB4
Showering in coconut cream pie
>>221333168Why would that affect me in America, it might be worse for Africans or something
my neighbours are nosy asshole boomers and i do not like them. they're always futzing around and looking over the fence to snoop, like fuck off already.
>>221333210France is building soft power already, they've already outright said they're looking to make Europe self sufficient on defense and they're much more actively willing to use their military to put pressure on the US in places like Iran, if America ever does truly collapse France and China are the only two countries with enough political sway to fill the gaps>>221333231The moment America isn't top dog this country is going to get raped and pillaged so hard that it's going to make the collapse of Rome look like a joke, you probably won't ever see it it's going to be a slow decline but it's obvious we're already in it and your great great grandchildren are fucked (not that you'll have them that's just hypothetical)
>>221333165How about jeet?
>>221333143Jewbelong
>>221333347jeets love jews though..... it's ok anon i'm sure you're one of the good ones.
>>221333331You're delusional Your problem is you think that the things politicians say have any consequence. It's just empty gas
>my wifeaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck you
>>221333236When I was in college I was renting a house and had a neighbor threaten to kill me and he tried to bust down my door at one point
>>221333392you're not missing out on anything
>>221333331>France and China are the only two countries with enough political sway to fill the gapsFrance is like 25% moslem and has suicidal demographics and burgeoning racial politics as a result too lol they have no future
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>>221333433Cute legs
>>221333424america isn't white either anymore
>>221333394So many retards IRL it's insane. When I lived in a high rise some schizo lady would throw batteries and eggs from her balcony below onto my balcony above hers. She'd have to lean out over the railing and throw them up just to hit my window. Eventually I just took to slamming things on the floor really loudly at 2am and running back and forth in my apartment until she would start SCREAMING loudly. She got evicted for being a nuisance. Never had anyone physically threaten me tho. Did you have to shoot the insane neighbour or did you just call the police?
Maybe i should get into scam calling boom-tards. seems like it could be a fun challenge "Good afternoon I'm with the city clerks office and we noticed you have some unpaid parking tickets. ... Yeah we actually moved our payment system to Cash app so you're going to have to cash app this address"
Pizzer for dinner
>>221333456>Eventually I just took to slamming things on the floor really loudly at 2am and running back and forth in my apartmentJust meth head things
>>221333448Yeah and you are saying America has no future. Well neither does France.
>>221333470its one in the afternoon
>>221333433there was a cute girl in my grade in high school who would eat a sleeve of these every day during study hall. She got progressively fatter every year so that by the time we graduated, she was entirely unrecognizable.This just made me think of that because I very rarely see people eat saltines as a snack by themselves
>>221333406ngl i presumed his schizo behavior implied he was a permavirgin
REJOICE WORLD!
>>221333196Try chastity or tucking?
Women have real wombs. Not even as a joke they have whole structures and loops and roads hiding inside their fertile tummies
Canada a bag-based society. They put milk in bags. They store their blood in bags. When they go to the store there are no shopping carts they just carry everything around in bags. They strap bags to their backs. When they have sex the male Canadian puts his penis in a bag. When they die they get put into a bag. Soon, with medical advancements, Canadians will even be born in bags. Horriffic.
>>221333494She was the meth addict actually. I was a student who just had to stay up late to write papers and shit. She looked the part too, scraggly scarecrow haired old bitch with cracker jack teeth and she was always wheezing with a ciggie in her mouth.Disgusting cunt. She worked at Mr. Sub at the mall, I can't believe people would eat food touched by that cretin.
>>221333576Good riddance
Only children and pedos have discord
>>221333659I almost never encounter children on discord
um....based?
>>221333456This guy rented from the same landlord I did he owned three houses in a row on that street and there was no fence in the back yard so this fucking retard would take his motorcycle and ride it around his backyard in a nice suburban neighborhood, when he started expanding into my side I politely asked him if he didn't mind doing it right by my window and he had a complete fucking meltdownI started calling the landlord on him for tearing up the yard after that and I removed this ramp he had installed in my driveway over night to drive from the concrete driveway in to the grass, wasn't my intention because I thought he'd clearly see it was gone but he was a fucking tard and didn't and nearly wrecked his bike and then tried to bust down my door, called the police on him after that and he got evicted a month later for being behind on rent, he tried to slash my tires before he left but I guess the knife he chose was too dull and when I heard him outside I called the police againAbsolute pathetic shitstainAlso he had this little ritual he would do before he rode his bike every time, he would sit in his yard revving it for 10-15 minutes, then turn it off and go inside, then come back out and spread out his bandana, leather jacket, etc, on the back of his truck, then he'd start his bike again, rev it for a bit, walk around it for a while, then go and dramatically put on the stuff he had laid out earlier and finally like an hour after he started he would leave, usually just to drive 10-15 minutes away then come back
>>221333692 You keep track?
>>221333576Good shit. Can't believe people pay money for this shit
>>221333692Proved his point award
bladder is full, and not of joy
>>221333735why do you think he's on there?Discord is synonymous with disgusting pedos and troons.
Dinner
Real bored idk what a piece of shit chud like me is supposed to do with himselfMay go on a hapless incel strut around town with no objective
I like discord but I am a boomer unc and only in like 3 servers, one for an mmo, one for a modding a game I frequently play and then one that has like 10 people 2 of whom I know irl and the others are all long time online friends I've known in other games for years, sometimes I'll join an official gaming one if I have a reason but I usually leave those when I'm done
>>221333829okay, but not really children, as I said
>>221333576works on my machine
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>221333504omds
>>221333859nothing like cum and pecans for dinner
Almost choked on my Burger King Bacon King today at lunch, be careful out there guys
>>221333946We almost lost a real one
>>221333945and banan
How's a young man with no skills, redeeming qualities, and no social life supposed to earn a living in anno 2026
>>221333992It do be like that
>>221333706Halifax mentioned
Discord is just a chat service people hate on it cause they're trend following cattle
>>221333992Texas looks like the Canada side now
>>221333992hearty kek at this image
>>221334063Sadly true can't even go grocery shopping anymore without a fucking pack of them blocking up the aisle making the whole store smell terrible
>>221333729LOL
>>221334094There must be a rule in India that 3 generations of your entire extended family must go grocery shopping together at all times.
Never got to say goodbye to everyone on the /cum/cord
Gemini told me my lunch today was exceptionally healthy. I had an omelet with shredded chicken and a quarter of an onion, plus rice, beans, and guava juice. For dessert, I had an apple. Uma delícia!
I still can't hover over the date of new posts
shaved but still feel ugly
>>221334126how it'l be when 4chn shuts down
>>221334149You will pass one day sista
>>221334126This but on the trooncord
>>221334194I aint no troon, just dont wanna look like a hobo/neet
You say nigga and I say nigger
>>221334149>>221334236Do you have a fresh haircut and clean clothes
If a Canadian says they are French-Canadian everyone accepts it without question. But if an American, with living grandparents literally from Ireland, says they are Irish-American everyone goes insane. Why is that?
you're born. you get cicrumcised. you get raped. you get tortured. you toil. you die for israel.and the governement says you can't take meth because ???
>>221334178 Watch your mouth, that's never going to happem
>>221334246noyes
don't really understand the hype behind "baby's breath"what's so great about the smell of a baby's breath
>>221334238I say n!er with a click
Iron like a lion in Zion
>>221334238hi mr pendejo
>>221334247That's because french Canadians speak French
Everyone who wears gymshark is roiding. Never stop coping
why ye youtube, I WOULD like to watch a tornado broadcast feed of a kansas newsstation from 2007
The amount of women on dating apps between 30-40 who are married and have kids but say they're "polyamarous" is simply astonishing
Find annoying online whore. Show her picture to Grok. Ask Grok to be "brutally honest about how my transition is going." Ask Grok to make suggestions on how to improve. Post results in whore's comments. Jerk off to whore.
>>221334367Anyways just matchdd with a 32 yr old milf but idk what to text her. She also says in her bio she doesn't date conservatives or men who say they don't care about politics
nick fuentes said he won't be watching the new season of euphoria
>>221334306Irish people speak English though
Alright, enough with the homosexuality. Let’s have a nice *straight* thread from now on.
lets discuss anime
thinking about slamming my shit weasel up a canadian boys plump ripe cumcatcher rn
>>221334448cartoons are for babies
>>221334448
>>221334247The Brazilian (surprisingly) made a good point. French-Canadians are overwhelmingly descendants from a small group of settlers and have mostly maintained their identity from the beginning. In Anglo-America, there are clearly Irish-Americans but the vast majority are ""Irish""-Americans saying stuff like "mmm green beer. I'm 1/64th Irish on my grandma's dog's side btw"
>>221334247Part of it could be that the Quebecois have successfully established themselves in charge of a whole province. Are there any US states that are vast majority Irish-American, that speak Irish Gaelic as the main language, etc?
>>221334508bad anime. Bocchi the rock was better
>>221334556
It doesn't say in the Bible you can't be gay you just can't sex other men
>>221334395>she doesn't date conservatives or men who say they don't care about politicsReally funny. Refusing to date the other Jewish March of Tyranny colour is kind of understandable if you put yourself in the shoes of a propagandized mentally retarded pleb, but hating people who aren’t interested in politics is just ridiculous. I guess it’s the “silence is violence” ideology, where you have to be a vocal shitlib to be a heckin good personerino
>>221334412I only watch for Syd
>>221334558faggot
>>221334611Silence is complicity full stop!
>>221334609For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature; and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.
Cold and rainy Saturday?Yeah I'm thinking it's time to suckle on the sweet teat of OT
>>221334521West Virginia is almost all Scotch-Irish. I don't think even a majority of Irish people in Ireland speak Irish. They just have an even goofier accent than normal English people.
>>221334631no its true. Every problem that exists is handwaved in the next scene, and all the training/practice by the band is always offscreen
Want to ram my incel cock into a finely aged milf pussy
>>221334657That doesn't say you can't be gay tho
>>221334712Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
>>221334740Still doesn't say you can't be a homo you just can't act on it
More like Tidney Sweeney amirite
Biblical people thought it was fine to have sex with goats and incest, but they drew the line at sodomy
>>221334770>nor men who practice homosexuality,... will inherit the kingdom of God.
>>221334770Sounds like cope desu
Mom offered to pay me for doing choresI told her not to worry about it
>>221334804>practiceThat word is important Anon
>>221334740Awww, drunkards? Really? What'd we ever do to anybody? We just wanna have a good time
>>221334812So you think God makes people gay just to punish them for something out of their control? That's kinda fucked up desu
>>221334679Scots-Irish are like Italian-Americans, in terms of nomenclature. They’re the descendants of Scottish Protestants who invaded and settled the Ulster Plantations; they’re not Irish in the sense of shamrock-toting Irish Catholics.
>>221334783Both of those are explicitly forbidden in the Bible
>>221334804>PracticeIt says nothing about homosexual thoughts. You can fantasize about ass homosex you just can't act on it apparently
>>221334814simp
>>221334879No, because doing so is "like you've committed the act in your heart"
>>221334847I don't believe God exists so this conondrum doesn't exist for me I don't however believe an ancient schizo Jew religion liked fags very much
Matthew 5:2828 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart
>I don't believe God exists so this conondrum doesn't exist for me
>>221334609The bible says a lot of whacky shit that people don't follow
>>221334899Then straight people are screwed too if they ever find a woman attractive
>>221334941Atheist pwned
>>221334959many such cases
>>221334941God exists but not in the sense of being some all powerful all seeing entity that controls everything. If he were the way Christians, Muslims, Heebs, etc. portray him he'd be the worst, most evil thing to ever exist and certainly not worthy of worship.
>>221334978No just if they sit around imagining fucking her all the time
>>221334775I love her
>>221334996>he'd be the worst, most evil thing to ever exist and certainly not worthy of worship.baffling post
>>221334941God is a hermaphrodite he has a massive cosmic vagina and dick and he's perpetually fucking himself and that's how he creates life
>>221335004Okay so if you're gay and don't think about fucking men all the time what's the problem
the bible says im ugly and retarded
>>221335023Throwing people into an eternity of hell is a bit devilish
>>221335051depending on your belief in predestination or not, he doesnt do that
So something i've noticed over the course of a few relationships is people will suddenly act more warm towards you if they see you have a partner. For example: The other day I was at this deli with my gf, my gf goes to the restroom when we walk in, so I'm standing at the counter alone when a girl my age comes from the back to take my order. She looked annoyed as fuck as soon as she saw me, like I disgusted her in some capacity, her tone when she said "hi welcome in" was dismissive and honestly made me feel like she wanted to kill me.As soon as my gf met me at the counter and wrapped her arm around mine this girl behind the counter suddenly switched her tone, she suddenly seemed happy to take my order, and her tone became very sweet and caring, like she was really interested in what I wanted to order, she even gave me and my gf a bunch of recommendations.What the fuck is going on?
Watching Animal Kingdom and it's the bomb
>>221335033No such thing as homos. There's messed up degen perverts and then there's normal people. Gays are the former
>>221335081The Australian version?
>>221335033The problem is that's impossible for gays. The entire gay condition in a surrender to a damaged brains lust. Women exist, else it would not be so.
why do yuropoors keep coming to /cum/ and blogposting like we care about what theyre doing
>>221335086kill yourself retard. just fuck off and die already.
>>221335100 The US show
>>221335078demonic possession o algo
>>221335078This is a well known thing with foids in psychology, same reason they find men more attractive when they have a wife or gf
>>221335114Triggered fudge packing fag, have fun contracting aids
>>221335117I remember the tv show and the gay one was also sky ferreiras drummer. Good times
>>221335113I asked them to because I care very deeply about their mundane day to day lives IN EUROPE
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>>221335113You'd be surprised how many of these people are just proxyfagging /cum/ regulars
New>>221335170>>221335170
Someone make a real new
>>221335210This. I don't want to use the filthy israeli VPN cunt's thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t7tVJcQucQwatching this
>>221335062Giving newborn babies cancer? Or birthing them with brutal debilitating defects that cause their entire existence to be nothing but chronic suffering? And the suffering it imparts on everyone else like their parents? Yeah great God. Thanks for giving my baby no legs and cancer.
>>221335288Babies don't feel pain the same way adults too and they don't get judged as if they were conscious adults either.
Pidser is in the oven
>>221335349>it's actually fine if God gives a baby cancer bro>because>it just is>??????nigga please.
>>221335387Sometimes you make fuck ups. Being godis like any other job go easy on the man upstairs
>>221334775thats a reference to an ancient youtube video of a chick that shits herself in a pool
>>221335417I'm reporting God to HR for violating my rights. I should be able to sue God as well if it's like any other job. He'll probably get that slick jew lawyer of his to represent him, I think his name is Jesus.
>>221335387Whole point of Christianity is that this life doesn't matter except to prepare for the next one that's forever. Sorry your mom made you go to church, maybe you should have paid attention.
I go by the metaphor bruce almighty made where god has to tune out the billions of people on earth because theyre all asking for something at the same time
>>221335437So there's no point in even existing on a physical plane of reality, which begs the question of why God ever created anything in the first place. That's pure cope at best, retarded nonsense at worst.
Someone please make a proper new thread, we cannot reward that filthy peethiopian shitbag who is actually an israeli.
>>221335464The entire first book in the Bible is about how mankind fucked themselves over despite very clear instructions on how not to do that. If I tell you not to leave the oven on overnight and you do it anyway and your house burns down is that your fault or mine?
>>221335437>Jeets went to churchSorry anon but nowadays most of these reddit argument types are ethnics
make a new one
>>221335580>The entire first book in the Bible is about how mankind fucked themselves over despite very clear instructions on how not to do thatnot necessarily. God threatened them with death/expulsion, but adam had no way of knowing what lay outside the garden or what death even was. And one could also argue if they were explicitly forbidden from eating the apple(why is it the apple of knowledge? why is becoming ashamed of your nudity a sin?) why did god allow the tree to live, the apple to grow, or the snake(satan)? to give it to eve?
>>221335713God is a sadist who wanted them to suffer, that's the only logical conclusion. Like a kid who catches ants only to torture them.
>he thinks it was literally an appleBrightest minds, smartest forums on the Internet.
>>221335170>>221335170>>221335170
>>221335802I'm telling you, these people are just jeets or something. I had a similar "debate" recently and the other guy said the trinity was Jesus, God, & Mary.
>>221335817fuck off faggot make a proper new
>>221335802ok, so what was it smart guy?
>>221335885First off, the Bible never even calls it an apple...
>>221335950a fruit, whatever
>>221335985Second, it wasn't the 'tree of knowledge', it was the 'tree of the knowledge of good and evil'...
>>221331277I mean, bro got laid. Thats a win in my book.
