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Anonymous

05/08/26(Fri)22:44:32 No.221340144

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Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)22:44:32 No.221340144 Archived

>laying on bed on my phone
>laying on my stomach
>girlfriend walks in
>as a joke she lays her head down on my ass to watch tv
>"your ass makes a nice pillow"
>few minutes later
>feel fart brewing in my gut
>push as hard as possible and let loose absolutely massive thunderous BRAAAAPPPPP directly in her face
>she sits up with a look of pure disgust and heads to the bathroom in shock
>the shower has been going for half an hour
At first i thought it was hilarious but now I'm starting to think our relationship won't recover from this.

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)22:46:48 No.221340163

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)22:46:48 No.221340163

>>221340144
it was over the second she focused on your ass

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)22:48:36 No.221340177

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)22:48:36 No.221340177

>>221340144
fuck you girlfriend-haver

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)23:09:42 No.221340370

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)23:09:42 No.221340370

If she can't see the humor in this what's even the point

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)23:57:18 No.221340878

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)23:57:18 No.221340878

>>221340144
Kek

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)00:28:40 No.221341178

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)00:28:40 No.221341178

Fuck off and die normie.

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)01:05:48 No.221341535

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)01:05:48 No.221341535

>>221340144
are you sure you didnt shart?

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)01:28:09 No.221341757

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)01:28:09 No.221341757

>>221340144
king