ate a lot of fiber yesterday but also drank a few beers so my next shit will feel like shitting a stone

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>>221342198

just did nothing

>>221342214
how do I make pictures like that

My ahh tired asl blud

Todays eats

>breakfast
Nothing
>lunch
Banana
>dinner
Soup and 3 pints

>>221342199
Why do u think that

>>221342225
impoverished dockworker type meal

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imagine your name was peep

just pulled this post out me arse. here you are

>>221342225
I think you would be happier if you improved your diet

Got dat muthafuckin hantavirus

>>221342240
you’re telling me all those blokes except the last one are still alive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTcRRi_6kQU

youtube keeps sending me softcore porn in the recs

>>221342256
that's a gay disease spread by gays

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>>221342214
>didn't fuck her
>cries about it
>sues for money instead
get another hero Zamir, he's the opposite of Chad.

in lapland they've got the santavirus

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>>221342279

when was the last time a girl said she missed you

long runtoil today so I can have some chips later and not ruin cutberg

>>221342279
show some respect he's a fucking hero

>>221342289
last week, by the missus

in Germany they got the fantavirus

>>221342289
It's not possible to say with any real accuracy because girls are capable of saying things outside my earshot.

>>221342289
n/a

>>221342240
they should call him peep oo

rorke be like "reform won a majority on cockermouth town council, when can we start deporting pakis"

>>221342289
so long ago I can't remember exactly it was either 2014 or 2015 my ex messaged that she missed me. I just ignored her she could miss me with that shit (haven't done so much as held hands with a girl since then)

>>221342229
Because its a retarded idea for Scotland to leave the United Kingdom.

1. 85% of all trade (imports and exports) is with England
2. If Scotland left the United Kingdom and joined the European Union, a hard land border would have to be built at the border with England. sigificantly affected scottish business and trade
3. The Bank of England ruled out the possibility of Scotland sharing the Pound Sterling, meaning in the interim between leaving the UK and joining the EU and entering the ERM II pre-approval stage for eurozone entry, Scotland would have to peg to the pound sterling, seriously affecting inflation and scotland's economy
4. Scotland has a gigantic budget deficit that is supported and managed only through its disproportionate funding it receives via the Barnet formula from Westminster. If funding is taken out of the equation and Scotland had to manage its own budget, it would fail financial tests for entry in to the EU anyway.

Scotland might not even be allowed to join the EU, and you'd be stuck as a poor destitute with a sealed border with your only trading partner. The country would collapse within 3 years.

>>221342240
RIP Peep Sürje

>>221342261
The Baltics lake notable people from before the 20th century

it's time for the nordic scots to conquer the swarthy southron english

>>221342329
thats because they are all ROOSKI NARODNA

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every single one of this korean nigga's videos is just him traveling the world fucking local women

they can't keep their hands off him, he's stoic as fuck and they flirt with him so fucking hard

is it the camera? is it him being korean? is it his confidence?? what does he have?

>>221342319
I think it would be funny they should do it

>>221342274
Got it from you

dont really know about napoleon or any of that for me it goes medieval times straight into ww1

>>221342279
Qrd?

>>221342356
I was taught in school Napoleon was basically a 19th century Hitler tyrant but then I came online and found out the rest of the world fucking love him and revere him

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>>221342356
the 19th century was the best time to be a sensitive young man

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>>221342308
Not going to happen

>>221342345
theyre probably being paid

>>221342356
honestly same. I've studied history in depth but haven't really touched on napoleon at all

>>221342279
phwoar would glaze den breasticles wiv me inseminal ropes

>>221342374
yeah because you died at 35

>>221342380
it's pretty clear in the videos that they aren't, don't know how to explain it but they aren't prostitutes they are just normal girls

>>221342366
The hot blonde with big tits wanted to have sex with the pajeet and instead he sued her and the company for sexual harassment.

don't really care about anything that happened in europe up until 1900
the 30 years war and that all seems too complicated
not interested, sorry!

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100 year old and still got a bitch whispering in his ear

>>221342392
hm the guy who painted that died at 65 so hm

>>221342401
you'll regret this

my mom ruined my life and the only thing I want from her is to fuck off and never contact me again, give me peace

and I can't even have that

>>221342399
>I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons,” said Hajdini, apparently, having removed her shirt.
Just read up on it. Not saying believe all women... but i am saying dont believe all poojeets

>>221342392
erm no

>>221342394
therse probably some implicit agreement that theyre gaining something from it or maybe hes just a sigma male

>>221342318
what did she do to make you shut her off like that?

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>>221342406
>>221342418
Thats you done

>>221342378
>put all the money into london
>systematically destroy all manufacturering and businesses outside london
>keep investing in London
Why is the rest of Britain so poor fr fr?

>>221342417
Of course knowing how goofy Indian men are I immediately doubted his story. Indian men are so desperate for white gfs they'll pay a white woman to pretend to be their gf on social media. So who knows. Either way he's a bitch really, whether he faked the story and sued or wilted because a hot woman wanted to have sex with him.

>>221342430
>this figure is misleading
that's you done

>>221342438
Its like that virtually everywhere. Most developed countries would be nothing without their capital and dont even think about mentioning Germany because you know why thats different

>>221342430
>However, this figure is misleading; those who survived childhood often lived to their 60s or 70s, as adult mortality was not significantly different from modern times.
Did you even read it you absolute Mongolian

>>221342430
>child mortality
a sensitive young man is not a child is he? he's a young man

>>221342198
>>221342214
kek this guy had a wet dream about his boss and wished it were real so he ruined her life

>>221342448
jokes on you i cant even read

>>221342451
Federalism just works ok? (Except when wales Scotland and n.i got devolvement)

hi can you hear me

chatgpt body this fool

>>221342473
Hi Ian

>>221342452
ah yes those who survived the grinding poverty that killed young people most of the time prove the statistic is wrong thank you AI

can youuuu seeee my screen

got the Jethro Tull on
how the FUCK is this guy so good at playing the flute?!

>>221342447
>apparently drugging him with Viagra and Rohypnol in order to turn him into her “office sex slave.” She allegedly humiliated him racially, too, calling him “my little brown boy” and using her seniority to have her wicked way.
She raped him saar

>>221342473
Yes clem fandango i can hear you

>>221342483
heard the reason he took up the flute was because he couldn't get the hang of guitar

>>221342476
you realize that if progress is made in the future then people will be able to say the same about us, it's not like they would have known any better

>>221342425
we weren't really in contact at that point I'd broken up with her about a year before that because she cheated on me and she just used to message me occasionally when she got drunk, but I just didn't care enough to reply by then

>>221342508
s

>>221342500
I dont doubt it, I'm just saying that when you live in an age where you die younger, the age will come to be seen as a time where young people flourished.

>>221342508
roar

>>221342485
lol it's so unbelievable isn't it.

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>>221342438
>put all the money into london
Nope, it's just that financial services is the only industry that still exists on this island.

fucking hate these shitty little micro stories that get put in to the ether and the internet turns into hello magazine for a total of one week. its like that police woman in america that shagged about, who fucking cares?

>>221342380
do you say this when the guy is white too or?

>>221342547
heard she got really rich

i reckon she actually did rape him cause yanks are insane and jp morgan are capitalising on the indian hate lately to discredit him
they tried to settle out of court with him before he filed the lawsuit

>>221342547
People love gossip

I actually did an article about this on substack

>>221342551
ye absolutely they all do it

>>221342538
What form do you think public spending takes when it comes to London if we only have financial services remaining?

>>221342559
for some reason I thought this whole debacle took place in the UK

>too old to shag uni students
>not old enough to shag uni students with daddy issues

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The dechuddification begins NOW

the critical drinker lays the epic smack down on the pozzed bluepilled clowns in hollywood with the same 4 reaction clips from over a decade ago

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Idrc about women. Give me a hot little asian cock demon at this point.

>hot little asian cock demon
im 2 out of 5

>>221342616
howled when piers morgan was interviewing him and several others and he talked more to the drinker sitting in his smelly alky den than he did to the bloke who was wearing a suit and tie and had a professional camera set up

>>221342612
>dechuddification

it's a long road, godspeed

>>221342636
laff x

>>221342632
mad how mentally ill and insecure non whites are they make shit like this lmao

>>221342643
reddit

>>221342665
what about the 'ddit

the japanese nonce on the nonce botnet again

opioid nightmares are bloody terrifying

>>221342485
just like in it crowd

>>221342214
So we have Chad for wypipo and Tyrone for black fellas. What's the jeet version? Do they even exist?

>>221342681
chadpreet is the 'cel term

wonder how tiger woods got into golf, thought only middle aged white men played it

>>221342616
sounds like that lad's got the rantavirus

die young
gonna
die young
cant you see the writing in the air

>>221342681
Raj

>>221342703
love that kesha song

>>221342698
>His heritage is roughly one-quarter Thai, one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Caucasian, one-eighth African American, and one-eighth Native American

slurs these days just dont hit the same, why did zoomers stop using faggot

>>221342713
dios mio...

>>221342716
because they're all FAGGOTS

>>221342677
why were opium addicts back in the day depicted as having visions and hallucinations you ever had something like that on the heroin?

>>221342711
think you're funny do you

>>221342726
based true and real

>>221342716
don't remember british people ever saying faggot

una grande goblino de las universidad....

>>221342729
little visual tracers sometimes if i'm particularly strung out and have been awake for a while

>>221342744
what about your sausages

>>221342729
reckon people were having hallucinations much more commonly back then
brainberg must have gotten bored with no internet or tv and had to come up with nonsense to entertain itself

>>221342750
wouldn't you like to know

>>221342214
is this that tung tung sahur thing

watching that kino where zac efron plays ted bundy

don't like anyone

London ruined this country

>doing drugs
oh grow the fuck up losers

catbergs love killing stuff
makes you think

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>>221342780
such a shame what happened to that lad. Tripped over and hurt his jaw as I recall and had to get all these surgeries done to repair it, very sad.

just looked up where my medical weed is from intercure and they grow literally right next door to gaza

smoking on that hamas pack haha

might learn quechua

>>221342805
saw a pic of him just a few years ago where he looked like if he-man fucked a ninja turtle

I dislike anime

>>221342804
does it

>>221342831
Hayao Miyazki movies are kino but anime series are all garbage

>>221342811
what you need medical weed for

they are definitely going to put me on the dashcam YouTube channel

>>221342831
its a paedo trojan horse

>>221342632
>live in white country with a history and culture and media made by your own people
minorities: huh? Why isnt this about me

finna slime myself out

>>221342862
its always in wakkashookalokka johnson county wisconsin

>>221342846
if youre a high iq empath yeah

wonder if you went back in time to the middle ages and started giving out sunglasses people would be like "wow these causes meself tp look most cool"

>>221342861
nothing really but saw you only need to have tried 2 different treatments for adhd to get accepted by a clinic, booked an appointment online and was accepted within 3 days

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DEH!

90% chance of rain bet if I take a brolly on my incelwalk it won't rain and I'll just look like a twat

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start doing this

>>221342805
A lot of those Disney stars get pigeonholed super hard and the twink death just destroyed his appeal. Highschool Musical was an enormous hit and cultural phenomenon if you weren't aware.

shes homeless
shes homeless

>>221342900
This dude shoots alligators

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only rorke size left

mediocre foids are penger than peng foids

>>221342880
They're businesses at the end of the day. It just so happens the business they're in is the monetisation of made up mental disorders.

You pay £1500 and you get a diagnosis of ADHD (which isn't real) and you get a script for dexamphetamine so you can girlboss it at your executive HR job or whatever while legally high on speed. No one pays them £1500 and doesn't get the diagnosis, after all that's why they're paying the money.

>>221342894
You can keep it closed

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>>221342932
the things they do in order to feel seen and validated would make your eyes water

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star war look like that?

>>221342927
The Louisiana law gonna get you, Clavicular
It ain't legal hunting alligator down in the swamp, boy

ah yes "medical weed", tricking your brain in to thinking you're happy it helps my pain bro!!

>>221342933
yh i think they just legally have to have some kind of filtering process so they went for the lowest threshold possible (2 treatments)
if they could they would just sell it to anyone and everyone

posting AI generated images should be an instant 10 day ban

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I finally solved /brit/

>>221342965
being a stoned rasta man 247 probably does help with the pain

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>>221342982
that's me!

gotta be above it
gotta be above it
gotta be above it
gotta be above it

I did a bit of painting at the very tops of my walls where it meets the ceiling but now it’s a whole different colour to the rest of the walls so I’ll have to paint every fuckijgnwall now

>>221343017
send pic

>>221342988
just learn to overcome pain, its just a mindset

i hope you dont mind filipino food

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"example" is a stupid stage name

>>221343046
I love it
theres a filipino food tent that pops up at my university sometimes and I always get their chicken and rice

>>221343032
no youll laugh…

>>221343046
probably just the same third world shit like everywhere else, chopped up chicken, beans and rice and some mystery sauce with a local name attached to it. mad how we get ripped for our food

>>221343058
im a professional house painter i can help you out

>>221343043
i'm something of a masochist myself

another day to conquer. we can, no MUST, get it done

>>221343064
*whacks your head with an oversized lumpia*

>>221343064
they eat bin chicken unironically

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There's no such thing as a forklift licence in the UK. There's no exam, no certification, no licencing board, nothing. And there never has been. Anyone can legally operate a forklift.

>>221343115
my dad drives a forklift :)

>>221343115
I was shocked to find out you don't need a licence for owning a boat or sailing at all. You can just get on an old wooden boat and sail

>>221343126
ever watch workplace accident videos and think what if

>>221343127
remember that guy who used to take chubby birds on his speedboat for tinder dates then he was speeding and crashed the boat and his date flew out the boat and died then he moved abroad to hide from prosecution?

my favourite pasttime is using really dodgy analogies in heated arguments online to wind people up

>>221342198
>>221342214
massive izzat loss for indians
made up a rape fanfic with gori maam, and the entire world believed her lol

>>221343133
no? why would i do that to myself?

>>221343150
even worse, they believed him until they saw his picture then knew he had to be lying

>>221343155
figured you hated him considering he raised you to be a freak posting on here

Beautiful South its just banger after banger

*surreptitiously closes 24 porn tabs and disconnects the vpn*

>>221343179
the hate in your heart is holding you back from loving life

>>221343205
bit heavy for a fortune cookie but maybe that's just what someone needs

>>221343161
kek
no one who isn't an indian is going to believe someone approached a poo for seggsy time

>>221343150
you are indian

needlessly hostileposting has begun

>>221343183
trvth nvke

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>>221343205

>>221343205
sent that cunt to mcdonalds

yanks are so fat they hear life advice and think of cookies

>>221343183
errr... said no one ever

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>>221343257
Mmmmm
Cookies

>>221343148
that's like picking a fight with the town crazy

>>221343219
and?

>>221343274
all that shite when you can just buy a pre-made 'cookie cake' from the supermarket for like 5 pounds, which likely has around 300% less sugar as well

>>221342961
Corr

>>221343274
Damn. Looks good

>>221343292
>300% less sugar
And 300% more sneed oils

>>221343292
bakingmongs obliterated
it's so mincey as well

tranche seems to be the new word "they" are forcing upon the world.
but why?
we'll see.

if farridge will praise the IRA for £75 on cameo I wonder what he’ll do for an undisclosed £5,000,000 payment from that crypto billionaire

moms yeast infection my duder

>>221343279
no it isnt
lose weight

>>221343332
>>221343332
work used to love this word. just reminded me of "trench" and i felt like we were in WW1 with the powers that be ordering us to climb over and get gunned down

>>221343332
usually crops up among people who have just finished as rewatch of The Big Short

>>221343318
I gave your mum my seed oil or should I say nut fat

yikes mom caught tanner and hunner playing hooky at the mall making out with stacy they're totally screwed this semester dude and i just made the play-offs with the wizards

>>221343347
gain a clue you knave

>>221343371
>playing hooky
Boomer term that isn't used anymore

do you say cache the faux-french way or the yank way that tries to avoid confusion with the word cash

>>221342198
oh, he’s a neoliberal?

>>221343392
It is. I’m American

>>221343398
cache like cash

just cleared the cash-ay on my browser

>>221343398
>the yank way
We just say it like cash

>>221343400
I thought we were all neoliberals now

>>221343398
the anglo way (right way)

>>221343398
used to say it the first way but then i grew up

>>221343407
if you're not careful you'll lose all your me mes

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>>221343436

isnt is caysh

>>221343398
cash because there's almost no context where i'm using it and it can be confused with money

>>221343417
no, not at all

I DONT UNDERSTAND
ARE YOU SAYING CASH AS IN MONEY
OR CASH AS IN CACHE

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can not believe what i saw catberg doing out the back

>>221343288
Well half their members are pakis

>>221343454
Oh. Fair enough.
Still, good while it lasted, right?

petition to change the word cache to stash to solve this dilemma

>>221343274
this is retarded
americans always put premade sugarsnack garbagethings in their fucking nasty ass sludgebatter

cache is king

>>221343459
G G G G G-UNIT

>>221343292
Yeah store bought will have less sugar than homemade. Youre a fucking mong

>>221343464
New Terry Gilliam Don Quixote film looks fire

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0 lessons were learnt

>>221343464
the world gone abo mad

>>221343475
um you don't understand mate baking isn't an exact science the ingredients don't need carefully measured out. The baking process is entirely unaffected by concentrated pockets of dense sugar, palm oil, processed chocolate and candy shells

>>221343465
i thought this as well but turns out it was a website you could just add anyones portrait to and most of the pakis werent really candidates

>>221343475
that's not an american channel

>>221343473
how about stache

>>221343286
bros indian

>>221343475
Aren't youse the ones that do fairy bread but with chocolate sprinkles

about to watch a pot until it boils

>>221343507
No that's the Netherlands

>>221343485
I'm satisfied I can purchase a cookie cake in a supermarket that contains less sugar than one with "300g cadbury spread" and a bag of mini eggs added to the existing ingredients.

netherland people do be drinking chocomel

>>221343503
why would you want to make it longer and more french, might as well make it stasch to give it a german ending

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its a scrandemic

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>>221343494
they deserve everything they get honestly. Imagine losing hundreds of seats to a pro-brexit party and this is what you take away from it

>>221343465
oh give it a rest rorke, cant you be positive for once?

While we've been having our polar blast I've been getting into hot cocoa with a splash of brandy
it lush

>>221343543
meds, now

>>221343539
somebody call the world health organisation because there's been a Scranta Virus outbreak ova here

>>221343539
>burnt bacon
>watery beans
>raw toast
>laminated sausage
>flat beer
yeh its euroslop

>>221343539
Beer for breakfast sort your life out mate

>>221343555
you've done it

You have no idea what good pie I am scranning for breaking my fast right now; feta sauce, ham, tomato and kaseri cheese all wrapped in scrumptuous crunchy fyllo. Get jealous and seethe northoids. The superior civilisations strike again.

>>221343591
sounds like straight ass my man

Back from Norway, stuck on a train with a bunch of coughing shitbags. Had to move a used tissue off the chair to sit down. Fuck this country is so shit. At least I get to see dogberg soon.

ah yes this schizophrenic with the vpn is here

>>221343541
Is that based on any data or vote counts or its just cope?

>>221343591
A cheese and ham pie reconquista, if you will

>>221343598
No brekkie?

>>221343591
The scranikopita as it were

>>221343611
LOL

not a breakfast man me but can see the appeal to a nice continental pastry selection

>>221343615
phwln

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>>221343611
You hail from our parts originally, Australopithecopoulos?

>>221343499
Pretty effective grassroots propaganda campaign really, except it obviously didn't work

NEED the webm of the gorilla flying off the door

>>221343630
day old baguette with proper butter and good jam and a mug of good coffee is genuinely peng

Don't actually read any posts just scroll through and look at the images and webbums. It is an image board after all.

>>221343648
I don't NEED to post it though so shan't

>>221343653
Also good. Simple is peng as long as the materials are quality.

>>221343660
I only read good posts
x

right then of to costa to overpay for my gay little mocha

>>221343644
Interesting fact: The second largest Greek city after Athens is Melbourne/Naarmopolis