humorism edish
in jimboomba now but i'm heading to geebung tomorrow and then up to mooloolaba
Glad emma yanks post was lost in the old
mr and mrs gooseberg and co on the river this morn
are anna subedish
Got the melancholia
im in love
>>221345289*gives u a bear hug*
>>221345285HONK
>>221345302Very ugly this particular bint
hes got mouth like bum
>>221345302>le footy lass look
>>221345326LOL dear god
just been internet assaulted by a disgusting yankoid
>>221345288beautiful anna
>>221345347>Avatar is from a statue of a naked manUh huh
watching gattaca
>>221345326Somehow palpatine has returned
>>221345354we have feelings to you know
It's a boring day, I've got nothing to doExcept to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zooOh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!Load 'em on a bus just for laughsDown a winding road, stepping on the gasDown a winding road, just daydreamingDown a winding road with the retards screamingOh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!One of them is blowing a big spit bubbleSlam on the brakes at the first sign of troubleHead-on collision, bodies everywhereHead-on collision, retards bewareOh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
>>221345347Mad how he got elected with Reform
nth for the gyaldem
Right well that's a blog post hidden
>>221345356Explain this image
>>221345356screm
>>221345370with ethan hawke, jude law and uma thurman?
… wearing my excellent glasses watching PGA Tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221345312
I HATE the gyaldem
>>221345380Hello fellow dead milkmen fan!!!!!!!!!!
>>221345407yes
mad how Jesus casually rises from the dead and instead of going up in to heaven he fly's halfway across the world, writes a book on metal plates (riddled with spelling errors) and buried it and then proceeded to heaven
i only drive hondas and toyotas, all other cars are shithouse
The researchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL0CMS20dOQ
came to japan on a small boat me
>>221345380SCREAMING
love her
>>221345425remind me which part he wrote?
funny that albert speer jr, the son of architect albert speer, tried "tried his whole life to separate himself from his father", by becoming an architect.
I'd suck a juicy poot right out of Emma Watson's butthole.
business idea: thumb lengthening surgery
>>221345425Jesus was a lil dyslexic
>>221345425is this something about mormonism?
>>221345448gospel of john
>>221345410wonder if he can "see to" himself or whether they have someone to do it for him
>>221345422Hey Stuart! Do you know what THE QUEERS are doing to the soil?
>>221345452right well that's rorke isn't it
>>221345474And it gave me a look that haunts me to this very day
mad how christians reckon he was actually flying around casting magic spells and raising the dead
>>221345482lol so childish
>>221345452pathetic
i feel like if you start a sect, and you give it some special name you've already failed at the first hurdle of legitimacy.
>>221345501Perfect gift for the nephew
>>221345499would like to see you do better
… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching PGA tour golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221345447me too
>>221345531your face being used as his chair
am bottom
cockmogs me!
>>221345531Idec that he buggered his nephew anymore. I just like old eccentric people not caring
>>221345553What's the attraction of this?
>>221345553GIWTWM
right well that's a bloke getting kneed in his naked cock and balls then isn't it
>>221345566apologise right now to god
>>221345574>Roshan
>>221345531He's pulling the serious ruby grangler face
>>221345415Busta ahh in need of taste correction
>>221345604they're second cousins thrice removed
>the binble
>>221345580Average yank >>221345583Average Brit
>>221345447>>221345545Gnomie keeps turning up in my explore page
Fucking spastic kid at the wildlife park going EeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee with his 2 Nigerian carers
>>221345589I'm sorry God
>>221345613pedophilic post
This guy is set for life. Could write a book, start a successful podcast...
… recharging the gizmo wearing my excellent glasses watching PGA tour golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221345302Rorke absolutely seething at the idea of people meeting up and having fun
>>221345650Mentalist
>>221345644Those glasses really must be good
>>221345650Having fun how hmm??
>>221345666they are excellent can't you read
>>221345687Of course, silly me lol
>>221345644>plastic bottles of water in direct sunlightbames not even hiding their attacks on timmy
>>221345644Is all this paid for by the taxpayer? That's a lot of pellegrino
Haven't been ill since corvid, not even a coldunvaxxed btw
literally thought taylor swift was canadian my entire life until i looked her up on wikifeet earlier
>>221345709I want to move to Britain if this is what their feebs get
>since corvid
>>221345712bastion of knowledge wikifeet is, one of the few institutions you can trust to not have an agenda
>>221345633It's always interesting to me how far widespread sex appeal can take a person. Like if you take Belle Delphine or Anya Taylor-Joy (pre bog) or someone like this advert girl, they are capable of generating this significant amount of goodwill and followers just by being so pretty that it scratches a deep biological itch in millions of men.I dunno why brands don't use sex appeal more often. Hollywood uses it all the time to their advantage. Meanwhile TV advertisements seem stuck in the woke stone ages where they're still putting disabled black wheelchair trannies in every advert. No one wants to see that. Just put pretty white girls in the adverts and lads will watch and share your adverts for free.
>>221345712She larps as a southern American even though she's from Pennsylvania
was once a friend of the crows but they've turned against me
Sometimes i do want to kiss a girl's feet but only if they're really petite, can't by arsed if she's gut humongous pawrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggbpFIiWtm0
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>221345769I'm not into feet per se but if a woman is attractive and cute then yeah I want to touch her feet the same way I want to touch her all over.
48??? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>221345744what advert tranniestheyre all black or mixed race but not trans
>>221345744you can't put white people in adverts anymore because of woke and they're the only ones who are attractive
fillums are shitepuppet shows, now that's different
>Scottish Reform candidate who backed deporting all Muslims elected MSP>Senga Beresford, who has also expressed support for the far-right agitator Tommy Robinson, was elected on the South Scotland regional list.>In 2024, Ashlea Simon, the deputy leader of the far-right Britain First group wrote online: "In the UK Muslims are demanding that sharia law is implemented. I demand that we deport the lot of them. Who’s with me?">Beresford replied: "Me.">The new Reform MSP's posts additionally included her saying "yes" to a message which read: "Was Enoch Powell RIGHT? Please Retweet.... YES or NO?"But rorke said all the Reform candidates were wet neolibs and fresh off the boat Muslim migrants?
the reds to take on chelsea
>>221345797I've seen but a few feet that were devine, the average woman's looks like hooves of bovine. A blonde elf i once did know, with angelic feet and skin like snow.
>>221345830who do you reckon has the biggest knob
finished watching gattaca
>1900 calories burned already todayI will be skinny by summer
>>221345828I'll drink to that!
>>221345841Ngumoha
>>221345841Me, obviously
>>221345842what did you think? long time since I saw it but remember it being alri
you: isabellavalentinejackpot.mp3 hands freeme: telekinesis wank
>>221345850how?
>>221345744It's grim I hate that I love women. You can see a foid post contrived hypocritical tripe and feel a deep sense of "umm" in your bones but I'll still like their art tag cause it's cute
>>221345868lighter
anyone else here legitimately have a small willy?mine is 3 inches hard and I'm not fat lol
>>221345828funny how you didn't mention the part where she cowardly disavowed her old posts
>>221345828I am full English R1b.
>>221345828after decades of non-committal boring governments we forget talk is cheap
>>221345830Send them to the conference league
dunno what the rest of the day I'll domaybe see about get some fooood
I am full Irish R1b.
>>221345881ill show it to you in discord xx
>>221345881got a grim little mushroom softie me but some how it chubs up to a 6 incher
>>221345868ran 10km first thing then went for an incelwalk for 869 active calories burned + 1,013 burned resting
>>221345893Ooooooh beepity beep beep time for another gyaldem update
need to spaff between a bint's flaps
>In the UK Muslims are demanding that sharia law is implementedyou have to be so raped to believe this reflects reality
>>221345930done him up his fucking neek arse
>>221345924the so called "lads", as it were
Got the frozen slop sausage rolls in the air fryer. Air frying the absolute fuck out of them.
>>221345924alright lads can any of you recommend me a good beard oil, hoppy IPA or local men's mental health club?
>>221345950little bit gay
>>221345862really cool concept and the presentation was nice and clean. director did a good job at making it feel like it was illegal to be a normal person. i would like to kiss uma thurman.
I am full Northern Irish R1b.
>>221345924the one in the middle has had a really, really good life
>>221345930>>221345950Why do they look so similar
I am full English R1b.
>>221345969You are not!
>>221345930Nothing "updatey" about that post
>>221345930sc he's seething
>>221345969you're a loony
rorke getting his ass blacked
i am half kenyan spear chucker
>>221345835alri gandalf
>>221345977
still got flash installedbeen hitting "remind me later" on the big warning for 6 years
>>221345950
>>221345984faceblind autist
>>221346012It's always blacked with you mongs.
>>221346010scroom!
reckon Sean Strickland is going to get battered i.e taken down and subbed immediatelywouldn't mind Strickland heeming Khamzat even though both of them are bellends but it won't happen
>>221346041been saying this for years
Posted 10 times in a row in the wrong thread on the wrong board wondering where all the flags went and why there were no posts
rorke's got a fat hottentot black arse
>>221345994I am full Scottish R1b.
Homer Simpson is the blueprint for a happy life as a White-British man. That's the whole point of the show.
Was serious about taking retards to the zoo earlier, once I get a bus those fuckers are gonna get the trip of a lifetime
>>221346011Proof? How fast do you run a mile?
Think happy thoughts
>>221346006Yeah
LABOURWIPED OUT OF WALESTHIS IS YOUR LEGACY KIER STARMERTHIS IS WHAT YOU SOWED LABOUR LOSER
>>221346057spaff all over those shiny tightsif i were a weeab that is which im not particularly
mumberg made me come to the beach
>>221346041Reminder that doubt is a tangible thing that influences future events. Sean Strickland will win.
>>221346069!
>>221346074can smell that, phwoarr
>>221346074said some rude thing about british beaches in the past but that looks nice lowkey
>>221346056i am half italian fraudster
LONDON HAS BROKENTHE LABOUR DOUGHNUT HAS BEEN DEVOURED THE LABOUR DOUGHNUT HAS BEEN DIGESTEDTHE LABOUR DOUGHNUT HAS DEPARTEDTHE LABOUR DOUGHNUT HAS BEEN SHIT OUT OF ANUSESTHE CITY IS BROKENLONDON HAS FALLEN
smashing up millipedes and rubbing them all over my face
>>221346105You are not!
must be comfy living on a boat if you're allowed to do that
>>221346069don't tell the welsh but this is the beginning of england's conquest to turn wales into greater herefordshire x
>>22134605735P hands made this post
>>221346114imagine how annoying it is to go shopping
>>221346069>fascist reserves taking slowly their seats>meat and food prices rising to the point where the only affordable alternative will be pic rel and locust patties>surveillance and data collection technology ready to be tested against the inevitable resistance rising from our classAh yes, europe is doing fine.
>>221346114can't get a paki to bring you beers when you run out tho
>>221346114You can do it here. Lots of people do. I know an old man that lives on his boat half the year to get away from his wife.
>>221346114when i was deep in my smackhead era i was living on a river boat with my smackhead gf
>>221346080>Fuck you Tommy!
>>221346150lol
Minus sixty one
>>221346149Corrr, was she fit? I bet she was. Must have been the all-timest non-comparable sex.
Off tae bed at 3:38 am oh dear what is my life become
Why even is Tommy Robinson a zionist? Have literally never met a working class zionist in my life.
smashing up cat shit and rubbing it in my eyes
>>221346069It was a treat watching zionist scum get wiped out in the north, yesterdayLib Dems won 25 seats to Reforms 24, think Greens ended with 23
nice bridge
>>221346188he'd be pro drag if the gays comped his sniffregular shade of coke-addled grifter
brushing my teeth with rat droppings
Uhhh Polanski bros when do the green councils start reporting? I don't feel so good
>>221346216Good goy
these are insanely peng, give them a try
>>221346188money
nice place
that is a nice bridge
watching a trannois stream rdr2wanking
>>221346188He's a lunkhead who goes into debt and the jews bail him out. Just like Churchill was.
>>221346103Surprised reform didn't take Bexley or Bromley
nanny state
>The Wye is dying at astonishing, heartbreaking speed. When I canoed it 10 years ago, the stones were clean. Now they are so slimy that you can scarcely stand up. In hot weather, the entire river stinks of chicken sh**, from the 10 million birds being reared in the catchment..sort it out welshmen
Yo
dogberg
>>221346253Looks like northern California tbf
What went wrong?
>>221346289sc
>>221346292Have to stay inside and boof prog and do my gooner modeling cam show to make ends meet these days!
>>221346289silly little cunt
>>221346289aryan stare
>>221346283not really a recommendation then is it
posting from underneath a bridge at 3:44 am
>>221346319its where i drew and blood
>>221346292they can't afford it. you can spot them on the rare occasions they do go into a pub cos they queue in single file at the bar like weirdos.
>>221346292Too loud
>>221346289can see he's going grey bless himhow old?
Hate when i post too fast and misspell an entire word
>>221346340Mans got pressed by the mandem
Might start sniffing rat shit to get hantavirus immunity before the next pandemic
naming my son evil blackman
>>221346372he's 8 x
>>221346199Hang on which ones aren't Zionist? I swear to god if you say reform...
>>221346340prick
>>221346387looks a bit older than 8 i think you're lying
>>221346292generation of neeks
>>221346390Greens
>>221346283Kek how much have you spent?
wouldn't mind shagging amanda holden up her milf arse while she spits in my face
>>221346199How come England doesn't have its own regional assembly like the other 3.
https://voca.ro/1ad7khw5aK95
im a zoomer and ive never been to pub if i want a chill drink and chat ill go to a mates house..
97% of Indians have never left India
only now found out that the two guys you have to choose between when leaving helgen are the "you're finally awake" guy and that imperial guy who asks where you are from in character creation. I thought they were just two random soldiers.
>>221346430Oh my days
>>221346408I haven't spent anything I got 5 free spins and I won a couple of quid and I've just been spinning 10p spins and they've shut me out for half an hour. never seen anything like it they don't do this when I'm actually losing my own money
>>221346394He turns 9 next month tbf
>>221346199Who the fuck is voting green in Newcastle
https://voca.ro/1gAuDSWcylBG
>>221346420played this and my carpet started levitating
>>221346419English people dont want one they voted against it multiple times
I've been to dozens of bars. Idk why you wouldn't go when you turn legal age. I thought everyone did that.
Leftypol be like "yeah every party is an israeli puppet but mine"
>>221346436
>>221346464https://voca.ro/1oPUUkvPhyTO
got a dimensional portal me
>>221346477Done them
>>221346419England runs the country, Scots, Welsh and Irish got devolved assemblies to pacify their nationalists
earlyish new>>221346179>>221346179>>221346179
Bossman sorting out a paki pizza for meGetting him to put extra scran on it corr
>>221346494https://voca.ro/13MMCno0u1OZ
>>221346502mental
literally on the gin already
>>221346472I don't look to jump over seven-foot bars. I look around for one-foot bars that I can step over
>>221346485British tabloid article formula:>Man fucked [insert food]
>>221346462Students, leftists, Muslims and Indians
>>221346519Midg
Bye.
metaphorically on the gin already
applying for a clinical trial where i'd get FIH (first in human) drugs and getting paid 16k for the riskit's win-win, either i get a big chunk of money or i pass away in my sleep
was drinking the night before going on holiday once and couldn't be arsed to get off my bed so I pissed in the empty cansforgot about them and when I came back from holiday (3 weeks) I noticed them and gave a can a sniffone of the foulest odours I've ever encounteredmy throat closed up for a second and my eyes watered, vile
>>221346549*makes your left eyeball swell and your right testicle shrink*
>>221346539Hello..
wtf
>>221346581thanks for reminding me to throw this piss bottle out
>>221346596hate when this happens
mouseys ult
got called vile and sickening on a news article earlier lads
>>221346534Didn't realise there's many Muslims or Indians in Newcastle
nans 80th birthday today and I'm going to get to drink with all my cousins who live miles and miles awaygenuinely really excitedit's a big party and basically everyone in the family is attendingI sorted out the venue and I can't wait to see the look on nanbergs face (we've told here it's just a normal night out at the pub with a few of us x)
>>221346692Tragic
>>221346596if you’re wondering, yes he is
i like a lot of those dresses where the bodice is like a shirt with a collar
Mad how I'll never have normal experiences like shagging or talking to people
>>221346734Please post an example of that dress
anyone have the webm of the ginger bint with the oily tits wobbling as she get in her car
>>221346755cant post the pictures
Keir Starmer has brought in Gordon Brown and Harriet Harman as advisers in a move to ease the mounting pressure on the prime minister to resign after the disastrous election results for Labour.
>>221346336Covid lockdowns and discipline did a number on all of us.
mental how i live inside a pod with only a monitor and keyboard connection to /brit/ and a pneumatic tube that spits out food and water
that's the O+ incel blood donated
currently pooing
>>221346793Starmer is so based it's actually not even a jokeIncredible how despite the results he's going to stay and push these ILR reforms throughStarmer is saving Britain
right well that's a lovely bottom bouncing on a penis
right
whats the point lads
>>221345873god you're a sad freak
>>221346711any of your cousins fit?
keep that penis away from me
>>221346885Yes
>>221346905>>221346905
mad how well the holocaust proved worked for eugenics by killing all the dumb ugly jews and keeping all the handsome and smart ones who could go and instantly become billionaires or celebrities in americaWHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS FOR EVERYONE?!!
mr beast arse
