hastily constructed emergency new edition
so you're telling me, the vulcans, who were the ones who made first contact with earth in the first place, then went on to join the united federation of planets? why? the vulcans had been spacefaring for fucking ages before the humans, why would they pool their sovereignty with a bunch of space noobs?
Feelin' fine.
stuntpeg is autistic just like me
>>221358820d00dis that a alien smoking weed?
do the threads killed by early news come back to life or what
the 'nner
made a delicious salad for din dins
Do you have Assyrians in Britain?
>>221358838yeah so you probably wouldn't get on very well at all
don't seem fair that leia got to be a princess and live in extreme luxury while luke got carted off to some shitty desert planet
>>221357550Some people definitely do have bigger challenges and disadvantages than others. Of course the problem with 4chan is that people can anonymously be dickheads here. So if you say you have a problem, wankers on here will say "lol no you don't you're just a fag". Up to you whether you want to listen to them though.
>>221358868poorly made webmbloody swedes!!!!
>>221358838women can't be autistic
right well these are all the posts I saw in the deleted thread aren't they
rough sex with dominatrix Sienna Blake
>>221358871he cosy
>>221358881she did also get stranglefucked by a space slug for a while to be fair
everyone has a ceilingyou haven't hit your ceilinglet's go!
got the skinny white man obese black woman facesitting porn on
>>221358868oh yeah cant walk 2 steps without tripping over one
>>221358868Sweden seems to get hot brown women
>>221358820i like this
>weedgrow up>weed, aussiehaha fucking legends these aussie lads, bloody love em, enjoy the smoke mate
obambo
Leftypol won't like this
>>221358832Why did Britain let India into the commonwealth?
This general used to be a lot better before the janny started posting in it
>>221358923this is true and i see nothing wrong with it
perfunctory
>>221358871That's just lovely, if I were a horse I'd like to be that one, living the life being cozy in a caparison
if it's hip it's here
>>221358931don't know
>>221358905So like obviously they have all of this lore about hutts being asexual now but when Lucas wrote and filmed this shit do you think he envisioned or implied that Jabba fucked her at some point? She’s there for some extended period of time; why wouldn’t he?
>>221358932Used to be able to post thick tranny cock all day long
>>221358943calling the policenever post this again
Standing on the rooftops. Everybody scream your heart out.
>>221358832the vulcans had alienated their more advanced neighbours, the humans didn't have an established empire and made friends with everybody, season 4 of enterprise does a lot with this
>>221358905yeah well look had to sleep inside an animal's guts to avoid hypothermia and also had his hand cut off
>>221358949I'm here.
>>221358964whats wrong with it
>>221359019rorke omdz
>>221358943yh not clicking that shit nigga
>>221358943kin ell
Britain's national dish is Chicken Tikka Masala.Not fish and chips. Not a Sunday roast. Not a cream tea.Chicken. Tikka. Masala.A dish invented by British Indians. In a restaurant in Glasgow. Because a customer complained the curry was too dry.And now it outsells every other dish in Britain.We didn't just feed Britain.We changed the way Britain tastes. The way Britain smells. The way Britain eats.You're welcome.
>>221359019I am genuinely embarrassed by how most Americans dress
wish cleanwithbea was my mum
>>221358960Fragile little cunt got me banned because I posted a picture of Elon musk hung upside down like Mussolini
>>221359027Hai babay
Poo
>>221359035eggs sunny side up
>>221358959im really not sure jabba has the capability to fuck a human. it always struck me as a trophy/humiliation thing
>>221359041You probably dress much nicer than I do and you're a bottom.
heil starmerheil our people
>>221358905>>221358959the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQmkKwpjCsg
>>221359035>Britain's national dish is Chicken Tikka MasalaSays who?
inventing my own genre of music called incelcore
>>221359019Looking snappy in some plimsolls!
We have an aging population, over 250K leave the workforce and retire every year.The govt spends 162.8billion on triple lock each year, 217 billion on the NHS.[https://wheredoesitallgo.org/2025-26/health](https://wheredoesitallgo.org/2025-26/health)By 2050 we are looking at two workers supporting one pensioner.We know cutting a penny of pensioner benefits is politically impossible.How do Reform voters think we are going to pay for it all?I assume they want higher taxes on workers ( who will likely never see a state pension) as they don't want migrants workers?
>>221358862this looks like the fake food included with baby dolls
Miss being single and having a lot of casual sexNever quite went over the top but I am positive I could’ve lined up enough women to sleep with that I could’ve fucked a different girl every night of the weekWish I had slept with more Indian women
a shame lostprophets went the way they did
>>221359019blud what are those creps
>>221359099Thank you so much what a nice heckin guy you are.
>>221359086Those comments
>>221359077always assumed he had a willard shaped like a jabba but with no arms and just smaller. it almost certainly had a face.
>>221358898you bizarrely keep reiterating your point as if your original point is what i am failing to understand or even addressing in the first place. i know exactly what you're saying, none of it has any relevance to what i am saying, which is that you are very clearly going to great effort to justify your lack of action at the mere suggestion that you should try to improve your own life instead of wallowing in the past
wankèd a poo
>>221359097Alri Morrissey
>>221358960>>221359054sounds like youre both dogshit posters and janny slapping you silly was a good choice
This is YOUR SATURDAY NIGHT!
>>221359150shut up nigga
Feels like a Sunday
>>221359086
any broken childhood man in?
>>221359019your shoes are like those shoops where you make someone's face tiny but keep the head the same size
>>221359164*rapes you*don't you dare talk to me like that ever again
>>221359108Don't care. Deport people with brown skin.
Wish I could've been a vampire from the 18th century. Witnessing the advancement of society and technology up to now would have been exciting.
>>221359161oh hell yeah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BKKaKT_dtM
>>221359035Chicken tikka masala is peng. Of course Rorke will deny this because he's an idiot
>>221358932it’s a canadian
still thinking 'bout xer>>221357402
not bad for £10
>>221359160Alri janny, still doing it for free yeah?
>>221359207
Have taken to just being in my bed all of my free time unless I’m at the gym or cooking
>>221359237what are you thinking about her
finna troon out on these niggas
>>221359136very very very strange account thisgetting sinister vibes
>>221359233How do you know that? Although I can see it, leafs love being rats
thinking about 5'9" elle fanning and her lovely fat arse
was a bit much
>>221359035tikka masala is lovely though so who cares
>>221359238the shoes of a pakistani
>>221359246would cake those with my hot sticky cum
>>221359256I will never ever never be loved by another
>>221359238the jeffery crepsteins
>>221359267weird even for someone wanking to a 2 second clip of princess leia being chokedthere seems to be a little community of them
>>221359238First day of secondary school coming up?
Get them out
own 10 pairs of converse me
all women are made for it
>>221359150>your lack of action at the mere suggestion that you should try to improve your own life instead of wallowing in the pastHow do you know I'm not? Because I'm on /brit/ right now? So are you. What lack of action?I made my point first. If what you're saying has no relevance to that then that's on you, not me. But you did inadvertently prove my point, by doing exactly what I said people like you do. So thanks for the advice to try to improve my life instead of wallowing in the past, very helpful. I already am doing that but thanks anyway.
Going bed now /Brit/ team. Got a 10 hour shift tomorrow. Wish me luck team. Goodnight team.
>>221359273don’t know for sure of course but there’s this canadian who thinks i’m using a vpn and once i was banned for using a vpn even though i don’t. i appealed it but weird for them to even think. plus they are generally always here so it makes sense
>>221359314oh?
been shitting so much my arsehole is on fucking fire
>>221359335why
>>221359035>we asked forty britain hating white liberals what they thought the best fing about multicutral britain is and they all agreed it was the wonderful food and said chicken tika masala was ther favrite dishsod off
killing myself
"FROM DIRECTOR STEVEN SPIELBERG"Me: Say no more. I will be seated
Insaaaaaaane how miserable life is as a failed normieBeautiful day out but I had nobody to make plans with so went to the gym and am now rotting in my stinky incel hovelMaybe I'll watch the boxing later
>>221359382sc
good, solid smooth turd followed up by a shotgun blast of poo flakes several minutes laterwhat does it mean
>>221359387ktim
>>221359116my incel shoos
>>221359289run over and killed
>>221359327https://www.youtube.com/@zoie6337/shortscheck this out
>>221359345I think its a brit because deleted posts stop when its night time in europe, but that is a good theory
Summer is almost HERE. You know what that means. Time to dress a little lighter. Time to dress a little smarter. Loafers. Boat shoes. Chinos. Linen shirts. Light jackets. A zesty fragrance. A cool breeze. Time to get a move on.
>>221359096Jack Straw
>>221359382not very petal that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJoU6Vbf-_o
button to close webm gone
>>221359382suicide baited again award
>>221359341you can play dumb all you want mate, you're not in a debate class. every one of your posts is actively wallowing in the past to justify why your life is still shit
>>221358832 >>221358832 >>221358832anyone want to take a crack at answering this?
>>221359411alright GQ magazine
Things can't carry on this way
>>221359415
You show up for your first day of work experience.The lady on the phone told you to report to a "Mr. Pilkington".You walk through the door.Your life changes forever.
>>221359341>>221359441oh my days youve been at this for a literal hour nowunstoppable sperg meets immovable autist
>>221359463you're dumped love
How would you describe your fashion sense?
>>221359441You already proved my point, you can stop now.
>>221359319giggling
>>221359463get your cock chopped off thatll sort it i reckon
>>221359502i accept your concession
so fucking bored that i might buy that new diablo 4 expansioni didn't technically pay for the original game, so i can use that to justify it
>>221359498dazzling
>>221359463can you vocaroo some bob marley to free our rasta souls from babylon
>>221359498couch potato
>>221359319
>>221359482it's diego and his sockpuppet like usual
>>221359463do you use vague posts as a substitute for your total lack of personality
I thought "oh my days" was something an old woman in bongland would say, apparently it's MLE slop on the level of cronem creps peng tings?
>>221359369slow accumulation. feet don't grow so i just keep the old knackered ones cos they're comfortable
>>221359498tried less
there's a little lad in this very general that spends all day everyday dishing out "tough love" to incels.he's ruining his life.
oh my lanta
guudeboulderfist of mindcrack fame was arrested for possession of CSAM
>>221359544Batberg on a mad one
>>221359591Reply to him directly. Stop being a coward.
My family hates me
I can't take another disappointment
reply to me
>>221359591rattled
>>221359572nah chavs have been saying it for decades
not eaten meat in nearly six years but i've just got a real hankering for chicken skin down my gobi blame the wine
>>221359572its etymology is british you bleeding nigger
>>221359498still wears the clothes I thought were cool as a teenager
>>221359611https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAe2faaZ3sY
top ten bangers only 90s kids will know>Glorious - Andreas Johnson>Weak - Skunk Anansie>Girl From Mars - Ash>All That She Wants - Ace of Base>Cleopatra's Theme - Cleopatra>Spaceman - Babylon Zoo>Perseverance - Terrorvision>A Thousand Trees - Stereophonics>James Dean-esque - The Crocketts>Return of the Mack - Mark Morrison
I cant' wear trainers anymore, they just look so childish. I can't be that slob in his 40s still wearing trainers. Absolutely disgraceful.
>>221359667depends on the trainers. 97s look smart as
>>221359597dunno what all this means sorry mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOHPWUFsc9U
“R34” usually refers to explicit Rule 34 content. I can help with non-explicit art of Rosalina and elephants though — like a funny crossover image, meme, or stylized artwork.
imagining britbongs saying nigger out loud haha.it makes-a-me smile :).so f****** funny.
Feel bad for refugees and even just Indians cus who'd want to live like that but we can't just have you all here
>>221359667>>221359684I like leather trainers, bit smarter
>>221359667aint worn trainers in years. jUST HAVE ONE PAIR OF BOOTS I WEAR INTO THE GROUND AND THEN BIN
>>221359733A touch of class
>but we can't just have you all here
>>221359732Yes. All very sad but we can't be the world's doss-house.
>>221359732they're just criminals fleeing justice you plum
remember when touching a telly screen would tickle youzoomers will never know
sorry lads I'm not going to the /brit/ meet tomorrow but have a great time
>>221359765Still don’t get why they don’t just go in the middle
remember when sitting too close to the telly turned your eyes square
>>221359783used to rub my cock on it
>>221359765get the biomass in
>>221359732I dislike comparing them to roaches but can't blame the roaches for coming in if you leave the door open and put out a big slice of cake on the counter
>>221359783or you'd find an old telly dumped somewhere and throw a brick at it just to hear the tube go pop
>He’s a virgin, a child really. He has no clue what he’s talking about because he’s never experienced adult milestonesThis is what they are saying about me
What's all this about a meet
>>221359819council estate scum
>>221359829Monty Pyke, this Sunday, 10th May, 7pm. Be there.
>>221359848you forgot to include tranny nonce in your name
>>221359591I wanna dish out tough love to gay twinks.
>>221359829that stuff you can get off animals and that when you kill them
what's all this about beating my meat
my GOAT
>>221359783i used to press my face up against it to see the subpixels
>>221359834Never once lived in a council house lad.
>>221359828nobody is talking about you I once found my a Facebook group my school year had set up to discuss a reunion. I watched it for weeks before and after the eventual reunion. Nobody mentioned my nameRealising people don't even care to take the piss out of you let alone invite you to things is an eye opener
So how much are foids, muzzies and queer crashing out at the reform electoral sweep?
why do trannies come here to a thread dominated by chuds and pretend blokey deanos. why not somewhere with more women and feminine things
whats worse the yookay or canada
why does ariana grande look so worried all the timedid manchester arena really mindbreak her like that
Not gay but wouldn't mind Tom Daley bumming my arse while we have a cheeky snog
>>221359892impersonated a few posters though haven't you?don't try too bullshit a bullshitter son
>>221359701another mindcraft youtuber got done for having kiddy porn
>>221359873He big
>>221359930she has anxiety and ptsd be kind
>>221359937You have me mistaken. Such a thing is beneath me.
whats that song that goes dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
>>221359895Blog on
>>221359765>>221359801the middle is a barren wasteland and no one lives out there except small settlements of boongs
need humpies
>>221359984It's overrated
Post that webm, you know the one
>>221359955jaws theme
>>221359961I spent NYE 1999 alone at home because people I thought were my friends decided to ditch me and go to the big millenium house party without me
are we being raided by /britfeel/ or something?
>>221360004
>>221360021>t.
>>221359895I used to be convinced people from school must still talk about me occasionally, until I bumped into a group of them on a night out years later. I’d left my trousers on a bench in the smoking area after spilling a drink, and someone picked them up as a joke and started passing them around. Nobody even really reacted. That was the part that stuck with me. You spend years thinking you’re memorable enough to be talked about, then realise you’re not even memorable enough to be the punchline.
>>221359911They didn't vote and won't know the results of the election until next week when Contrapoints and Hasan Puker sober up and make a video about it.
>>221359924Both are rightful Brahmin clay.
pls hold me
>>221360098the left despise contrapoints now
>>221360099fella in the middle looks quite happy being relegated to cameraman
bit my tongue :ϵ
>>221360004>>221360004
/brit/ isn't your therapist you sados
>>221360062>I’d left my trousers on a bench in the smoking area after spilling a drinkWhat?
>>221359955insegard unleashed x
>>221360157want me to kiss it better x
>>221360146Because she supports Israel?
>>221360180Yeah you’re spending your Saturday night on the saddo forum with the saddos mate get off your high horse
>>221360099>>221360161not a webm though is it
>>221360217:P
>>221360178diego's favourite game to play with mates
>>221360225yeah and he is just a centrist establishment democrat generally
>>221360265she
tried to find epsilon letter rule 34 but it doesn't exist I'm afraid
crazy how all these "squirting" vids are just girls pissing and everyone is just covered in piss like it doesn't matter
Not gonna lie always assumed people from school would remember me but not for good reasonsI was a right little shit and also a snob
>she
SIR poo roarke
>>221360284Don’t get the appealZoomers get angry if you tell them squirting is just piss I don’t know why it’s so important to them
>>221360183Yeah, it sounds unhinged because it was. I’d spilled a drink on myself and just fully devolved into a damp, confused mess, so I took my trousers off and abandoned them on a bench like I’d temporarily lost the will to function as a person. It wasn’t a planned decision.
LIVERPOOL
>>221360273
I once tried to piss into a discarded coke bottle on the tube but it went all down my trousers as we were heading to Soho for a night in some underground club
rorke seizing the means of production and establishing the dictatorship of the proletariat
https://vocaroo.com/1n1ZXsdWkdx2
>>221360265She's most likely another USAID shill like Destiny. The media promoted her as this sensible liberal crusader helping to deradicalize the alt - right, and more people hate trannies now than ever before. It'd be interesting to delve into the finances of these internet idiots that somehow get pushed to the forefront of political debate.
deeply miserable general
>>221358820
oo massa finna squirt!
contrapoints could get it
id bum her
>>221360349Blog on
need a japanese slampig https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1777841414508511.webm
>her
>she>her
what the fuck is going on
Get the armpits posted
>>221359873Rorke absolutely seething about this
What does collabs mean for instagram slutsCan I offer them money to fuck?
>>221360380Faggot retard getting lost in his gay retarded fantasies again
>>221360387probably
tried to look up remnants of rorkes former self on rule 34 but looks like black pussy put an end to all that
>>221360146>>221360265Didn't they already despise Contrapoints for saying you need gender dysphoria to be trans which naturally enraged the transtrenders
>>221360542thoughts, ziedy?
>>221360567don’t know to be honest
>>221360578im not ziedy, should ask him
really want to get wankered but ive already had 2000 calories today
>>221360635no point starting now it's almost time for bed you should get a solid alcohol-free 8 hours of sleep instead
sister came home battered by her boyfriend again :/
Cam on hearts
this must have been truly terrifyingtwo hot girls sucking your dick, the horror
want to get wanked but ive already cummed 2000 times today
I ate about 4000 calories today but it’s fine because I’m not going to eat anything at all tomorrow so it evens itself out
>>221360695lmao
>>221360710He's such a bad actor
raccoon girl detected
>>221360635this could be you ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICZG33IxtgE
sir rosenior practicing on his steinway rn with a glass of rose
rorke adding "bad faith actor" to his IMDB page
Someone brew up the new Also the new captcha is so tedious I think it's all that child porn spammers fault and the mods made the captcha more time consuming due to his spam
>>221360387she was always a nonsense liberal just the palestine issue showed her commentary for what it really wasthe problem for the liberal progressive political commentator is that they cannot change the fact that fundamentally don't believe in anything and at some point they get found outnatalie wynn knows itkier starmer knows it
>>221360817>>221360817>>221360817
>>221360797which of these is reform and which is SNP?
>>221360797desperate cope
Summer time is upon me
