Purple Aki editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkqcf-Op2x4
>>221363898don't make early news!
Woah. I never thought about it like that.
vulgar asian tits
trying to warm my toes up in bed
>>221363921>white
phwoarmay hafta embark on a pooingtonshire asap
>>221363921shes not white shes jewish
i could've had a great life if i'd never been bullied at school
I want to have sex!!!
>>221363966hello mr stupid poo headhello ugly idiot
>>221363951fucking shut up
>>221363976can your willy stay hard tho?
my mouth is warm
>>221363976kteeem
>>221363981Right then that was a bit aggy
>>221364069sorry ive calmed down a bit i just saw a you know what in an advert and lost it for a second
toes just become 1% warmer due to friction from them involuntarily curling
Tucked. In.
Gingers are cucks. Every ginger is a cuck.
the mikey clue gained vocaroo ... lost like tears in the rain ,,,,,
gingers are pussy whipped cucks
>>221364197what a lovely pleasant image
Just expressed my feelings ladsIt did NOT go wellI do NOT recommend
>>221363976if you're a cute woman or a cute woman(man) i'm up for it x
the nightly Yank politics spamfuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
wahey
i'm blue for an amazing reason
>>221363921>Portman, born in Israel and of Jewish descent, told Allure the attributed quote, "I'm not black, but I know what it feels like," was "personally offensive" when she read it in the publication's August issue, World Entertainment New Network reported Wednesday.
spicy lamb curry pizza for dins x
dogfeld and catowitz having a domestic
>>221363898Any Chicago Style pizzas available in the UK?
any raging rorkes in
get the raccoon girl posted
>>221364348more of a docile modest myself
>>221364378
Just home from that concert now and still banned on my wifi cause I cba to evade but I will laterWas alright really. Preferred the pre show band desu and £9 for a pint is a fucking piss takeRaped me
>>221364348Rather calm rorke me, too late at night to rage
>>221364378gp
>>221364391pint of what?where was this
>>221364391did you stunt on everyone with your fit at least
>>221364345Never seen one
>>221364422MorettiRather not say where because it would reveal the band so yeah>>221364423Obviously nigga I always stunt on everybody I was swagged out like crazyBut desu in that place everybody dresses like that
wish i had an grilfriend
why on earth is yoko ono still alive
>>221364452alive AND suing niggas
>>221364443>it would reveal the bandI think you're overestimating how much people here care
>>221364467This one they definitely would
>>221364443real stunna boy sh*t
>>221364479why who was it
>>221364462who's she suing this time
>>221364482Real nigga the man for life
https://youtu.be/yI9UIzbxArQ?si=tVdpJ01Uww9mmggQ
>>221364494rather not say
>>221364498she was suing a brazilian rapper cuz his name was lennon and lost
>>221364443is it a really emberassing band?9 quid for moretti?laffable
might get that tripcode
>>221364546Was accompanying my sister so yes it was a really embarrassing bandI actually paid the 9 quidMy soul was raped before I was even born
sex with foids
>>221364391did you go by yourselfdid that go ok
A Reuters analysis has found that traders placed up to $7 billion in well-timed bets on falling oil prices shortly before major Iran-related announcements by President Trump and Iranian officials in March and April.
>>221364558just tell us what it was
>>221364557paste it into /g/ archive white thug
>>221364571No I took my sisterShe bought the ticket but she wouldn’t go by herself cause she’s never been to Manchester before>>221364583Conan Grey he’s like really gayQuite fit desu
Tweaking my bios settings
Twerking my white BIOS
>>221364605Never heard of him desu
any heroin heads in?
>>221364441sad really
practising my smartschoolboy9 face
test
james charles sex arse
>>221364656for the conan grey concert?
You ever think about how unnatural 4chan is? None of us know what /brit/posters look like. In real life you can see someone and make a judgement about whether they're worth listening to or not. On 4chan you have no idea who you're talking to. I bet at least some posters on /pol/ are paid by Russia/China/Iran for example.
yay
>>221364669i'm a 5'2 indian man irl :/
>>221364667You’re such a wanker
>>221364656Same
>>221364669They're being paid by a country in the middle east but its not iran
>>221364681never in all my years knowing you have I seen you this happy
>>221364669Probably for the best desu, sometimes I post very specific things and get a bit worried that someone (from toil or whatever) is here and will recognise that it's me
Oh my fucking days Conan Grey has an Irish father and a Japanese motherFuck sake timmy
>>221364605is your sister a gay man den?
:3
conan gay LOL
Conan the Samurai Barbarian and hes gay lol
lads, ill be drinking here alone tonight therefore i want to say early that im sorry for my future contentmonday ill look for a job
>>221364792what you drinking?
I can’t even tell if the Staffordshire one is just ironically gay or actually gay
>>221364809sopa de macaco
>>221364809gin + energetic drink + ice made from kool aid.
>>221364809brahma
which one of you is the actual brazilianor are you both on a vpn
>>221364861here comes trouble x
>UK government shows “unwavering support” for war crime accountability
taken my thinking cap off and put my high cap on
>>221364878
do you think i'll get in trouble if i upload old tv shows from the bbc on archive.orgdon't really want to get sued :/
>>221364844I'm brazillian, not sure about her
ocean's elevennow that was a movie
>>221364913nihh got that 2010 monitor
>>221364913I welcome all foreigners to /brit/please enjoy your stay
>>221364844i'm brazilian but dtfic thinks i'm some character from here on a vpn
im in love with a bulgarian girl
forruns out!!!!
>>221364917>I'm computer guy >I've hacked into the main frame
>>221363921>Criminals fear the police while law abiding citizens do not. Womy use all that extra wordage to relate a bare ass obvious truth
>>221364913get ste-he-heaming de ladit lush oh it bloody lush
>>221364321That looks really good
Actually think I'm going to move to a developing countryFamilystein were the only thing keeping me here but apparently I've burned those bridgesThinking Vietnam or Belize or something
>>221364944How did you have this image ready to go?
>>221364939been there lad >>221364321never seen that, that lamb does look good though
Nonce-Yank here.
>>221364927irish blood i see
>>221364978Uruguay is a great place although its very boring
>>221364979I googled Oceans Eleven computer hacker
>>221364978I'm sure those countries will develop any second now, funny how developing has replaced third-world
Im still hungover
>>221364978my dad's friend struck it rich and moved to belizelives like a king on some beach
you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin with youI got a million trillion things I'd rather fuckin' do
rorke following his nose
>>221365043
Killed an Irishman by accident.
got just the place for some of you freaks
>>221365000Humm
not got chicken noodles left but have got pasta n sauce which is extra grim
>>221365066
Catbergs have cornored a mouse
rorke entering his "quiet room" that no one else is allowed in but once he's by himself it's anything but quiet, screaming, jumping, bouncing off the walls
>>221363922who is this succubus?
In the Sweden Thread we are currently discussing why a lot of adult women act like children and decorate their rooms like that of a little girl, does /brit/ have any ideas? Here's an example picture of an adult hapa woman's room.
>>221365075
>>221365075save him
>>221365100I shan't
>>221365086it's weirder when guys have the same room
>>221365100Cats are too lazy, I'm sure they're not even going to bother killing it
>>221365090>>221365100Are you actually gay or do you just pretend to be because if you are I would love to bum you
>>221365035fink its kinda cheating to just throw yourself down the hill like that
I had two gins earlier, it's a fun buzz
>>221365075fink your kittingtonshires need a bath
>>221365120in restorm's britain you'll be sentenced to hard labour for your venereal actions
>>221365144They give themselves baths with their tongues
>>221365086very simplyguys like itwomen are sheepbrainlesswhat ever vapid fings they do is coz men like it. and women so vapid that they just do what men find attractive
lovely bit of gay romance there
>(Insert fake jewish controlled rightoid slopulist party here) is going to kill all the gays and immigrants Do people REALLY believe this?
getting on the packet x
I’m glad we have the 1st Amendment guarantees of free speech, otherwise we risk becoming like the UK, where schoolgirls are arrested for hate crimes for reporting their rapists.
>>221365151dunno their coats look like they should be taken to a professional cat.groomer
>cat groomerSomeone who gives cats treats and toys in order to earn their trust so they can molest them, vile
>>221365174Criticize israel or gods so called chosen people once and you will be hauled off to the rape dungeon
>>221365100>denying your cats the satisfaction of huntingI seriously hope you guys don't do this. They're literally built for catching mice.
>>221365185Love the kots outside my apartment building, sometimes I give them fish.
get that down your neck
>>221365195lightning strikes twiceᛋᛋ
>>221365202and swedish women are built for bbc
>>221365086they got molested and want to be innocent children again
>>221365206phwoarpiqued me intrest disslooks tasty
4 days no fap streak
>>221365206never had one of these
sippin on ginger beernun timmy cud do
Accidentally spaffed to gay porn when browsing gif on gallery mode earlier today, started spaffing before it came up but saw it during the spaff. I'm shaken to my core
seen catberg munch a robin's head like it was a dreamie. horrid animals
>>221365232She has a good relationship with her father tho
Was he based or cringe
>>221364345Thankfully not
>>221365258he and his dyke daughterchampions of the 2024 democrats
>>221365258a cringe hunting buddy for sure
>>221365258he's doing the dreamworks smirk
>>221365075utter shithole
My cat will sometimes hike up her rear end and purr eagerly awaiting a male cat to pound her little bussy
I wasn't expecting any of you lads to recognise Dick Cheney, I was expecting a bunch of zoomers saying "huh who the fuck is this foo'"
one time I stomped a rat to death with a boot, it didn't feel good
TAKE THE BUILDING SITE OFF THEM
>>221365302im 37
>>221365302I always mix him up with John McCain
extremely radical take but most of politics we see is utter theatre
Was unironically born in 1964
are elva's getting her mug sortedhappy days
>>221365329I was born in 69
The great thing about 90s VHS era porn was you’d often have a final scene where it’s just 6 or 7 girls lezzing out, scissoring, fingering, eating each other out. You don’t get that anymore.
>>221365282
the summer of SIXTY NINE
>>221365329>>221365351Wth guys. Do you have kids?
>>221365353the good ol' days
>>221365377No, i was married for a few years but it didn't work out. Have been single since
>>221365377I'm joking lad
>>221365329>>221365351young little niggas *lights a blunt and hits the griddy*this old man's still got it
I bet your little, asian, fish head wife doesn't have these cannons
>>221365386Sorry to hear that. What advice do you have for younger guys? >>221365387Ah k
>>221365353Nowadays it’s typically two girls tops. These THOTs nowadays hate each other, see each other as competition for attention.
>>221365353did you know that some straight girls watch lesbian porn, true story
>>221365414I have none, it's over for young men
>>221365412good googly moogly
Soulful England had Purple AkiSoulless England has Purple Paki
>>221365333oh that fucking lush it ishopefully she goes back to looking fit instead of looking like one of those aliens from the stargate tv series
Raping my japseye with a cork screw
Today I feel like my decision to become a hermit was a good one
>>221365438are you the one who linked her originally?absolutely mental storyno way she'll ever look normal again
>>221365412man i need a job so badlyim losing so much by not using high quality AIthe FOMO is immense
90s raves were probably super fun, the music is relatively new, people taking mdma for the first time...
>>221365470yeah, had no clue about the update tho. thanks for sharing it. and ye desu it looks like parts of her face have fucking ruptured or something so theres deffo gonna be scarring left, not sure how much of the skin on her face has been stretched out eithergrim
taking my pet bacteria for a walk
>>221365509How old are you nigga
i'm actually 0% gay
>>221365542Old enough
>>221364340I do this unironically
>>221365559I started to fap to traps and femboys lately, so I'm like 20% gay.
>>221365562How was living in communism
>>221365412fucking hell a.i. is actually terrifyng
>>221365470what happen
>>221365601I didn't live through communism, I was born much much later
>>221365573our tim is very handsomeim sure he was a hit wiv the ladies before he went mental
I started jerking off to twinks 2 years ago. Met a twink from 4chan from my area who wanted to fuck, but i chickened out. Haven't been able to find anyone that good looking since. Please pray for me.
>>221365562imagine sucking her nub
um
>>221365632don't do that >>221365636would put a ring on it despite her being Turkish I think...
>>221365609not really, her face completely changed three times
>>221365618very mentally ill tranny did DIY silicone self-injections into their facegoogle elvatheone
worke and weftypol
computer encountered an error while i was making pasta 'n' sauce
Thinking about Emma Watson’s girl gas lads. I wonder how many times a day she farts, and more importantly, what they smell like.
>>221365658why were you looking at her face, mate?>>221365559this nigga is 60% gay >>221365658
>>221365658THATS NOT THE POINTand like a.i. like diss only been around only few years
>>221365632the only thing i'll do is pray for your painful death
you have a secret admirer in this thread
>>221365673right well that's your bedtime utterly and irreversibly shattered for all time
>>221365630yeah he had a wife and kids iircmad what schizophrenia does to people
>>221365677I bet she's vegan it smells really really bad.
putrid even
youtube's auto translate captions have been broken for like 2 years now
yogscast sarah sex arse
yogscast lydia sex arse
*marches around the thread banging cymbals*
>>221365652I can't seem to want women as much as twinks. Idk maybe I'm gay. >>221365687Whatever's clever
>>221365761corr
got my noise cancelling ear defenders on
>>221365780stop watching porn and regroup, if this is recent...
Vile evil presence stamping on ceiling above as I practiced my Fender ... Picture by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat on the road Amersham Hill by the escape lane signpost at the top of the escape lane in High Wycombe Buckinghamshire England on 8 February 2019
love her
>>221365801That's the thing, i don't watch porn at all. I only look at pictures online of twinks, usually from this website. So it's not like I'm watching hardcore sex and losing my spaghetti going down rabbit holes. I've started looking for twinks irl when I'm out and about, trying to see if they're gay or not. I'm not really happy with this but i don't feel like i can stop.
set alarm 8amput phone on windowsillhave to open curtains to turn alarm offsunlight gets in and wakes me up
>>221365821Want that lamp dog
>>221365832>I'm not really happy with this but i don't feel like i can stopVery strange, are you taking stimulants?
>>221365842hope your phone isnt affected in any way by condensation
... Get this vile disgusting coward thug up there away from me ... Picture by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe Buckinghamshire England today on the 12 July 2018 ...
Lots of difficult security incidents in Southern Lebanon in the past few days hehe
>>221364682taller than me!
>>221365850Kind of.
I want to be a USA citizen away from the cowards in this country where my human rights are abused every day - Or get that disgusting thing up there away from me - picture by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 23 May 2018
letfypol's new friend
>>221364682>>221365873aww cute
... I have been abused all day in this disgusting country and would like USA citizenship - 14 September 2017 ...
sometimes when i'm clicking update repeatedly it updates and i click on the image that was just posted without seeing what it is, scary
>>221365821Think black people would be too rough with Tim if given the chance
>>221365902lol
... I want to be a USA citizen away from the cowards in this country where my human rights are abused every day ... Picture by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe Buckinghamshire England today on the 2 May 2018 ...
started on the gin at like 11am yesterday and passed out at 4pmjust woke uptempted to get re-steaming for a bit with jewtube then go to bed about 4/5am
>>221365876That is probably is fueling some of it, when I was doing stimulants and was hyper sexual, started wanting to fuck girls that I didn't want before.
... Somebody just knocked at my door with a Pizza I did not order ... I am abused every second I have to be in this cowardly country and went to be a USA citizen ... Picture by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in high Wycombe on the 26 January 2018 ...
Lol
I watch a lot of those homeless interviews and a lot in england seem to be random Europeans homeless in englsnd even saw a australian. Here our homeless are home grown
>>221363898Shoenice if he black
>>221365931why does he have a spotty tummy
>>221365958What a hot lil mama!
>>221365955
Really tired of spending the majority of my time alone. Have got used to going out and doing stuff aloneHave some friends and stuff but nobody ever seems to want to go out and do stuff
i am a feminist. women are flowers
I request to USA embassy to be given USA citizenship - I am being abused in this country - 17 September 2017 ...
not a feminist but I love women me
>>221365936i guess it goes hand in hand, and part of my attraction to twinks is because it's wrong and bad for me. I keep deleting all my pics of them and then getting horny and high and downloading them again.
feel like tims physical mannerisms MUST have been an influence on james acaster
Feminism is just female supremacism
>>221365931Come west young man
>>221365955sc
>>221365999corr love a bit of blondie
me? ultrafeminist
The americans are running out of burgers and diet coke
>>221366008Opposite for me. That's how stridently feminist I am.
dobby the house elf if real
remember when candice was thirsting over arr tim
>>221365990ktim
>>221366048this bitch looks like a weird slav prozzie pounded in makeup and with lip fillers on twitter, burgers down bad simping for this
>>221366053Women with daddy issues are attracted to that sort of man
Eating my own shit and drinking my own piss to own the libtards
Women don't believe in feminism. Men do not understand female psychology.
>>221366059scranta claus is comin to town
Imagine if trump busted down tim's door and loaded him in to a chinook and took him to america haha
>>221366012Just don't get aids fren, also stop looking for them online if you don't like it.
>>221366083>bitches be crazyThis is my summation of female psychology and it’s served me wellAlso don’t take them that seriously
>>221366092I won't get aids. I only like topping them and you can't get aids if you're a top. Thanks for listening to me buddy
is that true, chat?
incorrigible little gremlin
>>221366048isn't this the freak count dankula is shagging
Don't like wine me, makes me think of feet
>>221366106Sounds true to me
>>221366113ktim
>>221366126screaming it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr89Tr4COac
how to search videos on archivesfilenames never seen to work
when my dad was my age, he had a 6 figure salary, 5 kids, had just built a house and was married to my mom for over a decade
>>221366103>you can't get aids if you're a topnot sure about that, in fact for a wile I was getting into the rabbit hole (no pun) that aids is not real lol. >Thanks for listening to me buddynp lad >>221366128I don't like wine at all, but I love cooking with it. The only wine I liked was one rose that drank at an art gallery opening. The waitress was giving off wine glasses and I said I don't like wine and she said you will like this TRUST, and she wasn't wrong. Wish I had learned what the brand was.
>>221366162he built his own house? in what sense
>>221366162ever shag him up the arse
>>221366178had it built is what i meant
>>221366162what age did you stop showering with him?
>>221366187Yes
A vile little negress gave me a dirty look today
>>22136619027
just nasty farts one after another
no luck making them news then
Thanks for the 50 Sub bomb rorke, I'm not gonna read your sub message out but thank you!
>>221366216i like the musky smell an old thread gets around 330
dadberg loves those shows about airport securityis funny tbf when you see some chink come into heathrow and they open their suitcase and theres 14 animal carcasses in there then they seethe
>>221366195get her shagged
>>221366244>>221366244
