five oh edish
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i actually do prefer butterbut margerine is much more convenient to use and obvi healthier
Yeah, there's this woman on the InternetEven if she's some Nigerian guyYeah, well you should read the poetry he speaks to meI don't care if they're just beautiful lies
>>221365165i look like this
I drinked all my gamersupps and i cant afford more :(((((((((((((
>this nigga thinks margarine is HEALTHIER than regular butterholy fuck
>>221365197braindead post
>>221365132is there a video of your shooting ropes?
>>221365165>atlantaCorr was there last year for a con#vibes>>221365190tyty
The catbergs have cornored a mouse!
>>221365191>pancake tits
UK lad stop eating margarine please, it's not healthier. Also there's nothing wrong with butter.
>>221365228mousebros...
Lots of margarine disinfo ITT
>>221365197Margerine isn't healthier it's complete garbage
For me, it's Kerrygold
umm saturated fat and cholesterol is not healthier
>>221365228based. I have been waging a war on mice, squirrels, and chipmunks in my shed all winter. just cleaned out the traps again today, another big squirrel got his neck snapped. fuckers need to stay out of there if they want to live.
Chik Fil A has no right being as tasty as it is as with as good macros as it has. 950 calories and 100g of protein. GOAT tier slop.
>>221365260it actually is
>>221365259Kerrygold on soda bread is one of the best things imo, same with Dubliner cheese.I love St. Patrick's Day for these two reasons.
I know sleep paralysis is something else but i did just wake up from a dream where my arms n legs locked up and i couldnt breathe while i was riding shotgun and doing cocaine with a brown girl driving through rural iowa
>>221365228I love both cats n mice, I cant pick a side!!also I love foxes
the Quebec government repealed the restriction on yellow coloring in July 2008, allowing yellow margarine on store shelves shortly after
>>221365270Dick Fil A nuggets are STILL good even when you left them in the fridge overnight
>>221365270Southerners in the U.S are always at the forefront of innovating slop. There's a reason all the soda companies are headquartered there.
i think i'm gonna sleep
>>221365197>margerine>healthierit is pure sneed oils
>>221365314gngn, you were nice to talk to
I don't buy any food with synthetic colours in it now, not since I learned how they make some of them from petroleum products.
>>221365270Chik Fila is pretty good but i hate the over the top smiley customer service. Just shut up and serve me the slopFor me Culvers is still my favorite higher tier fasst food place
>>221365327thanks, you too :3
>>221365314sweet dreams!
>>221365327JJ you're starting to remind me of Cory J. Beck
>its going to be a food skitzo/orthorexia nervosa editioncool. pass
Favorite camouflage? Functionally it’s multicam but I love strichtarn, flecktarn, alpenflage and a simple OD/olive green
>>221365361I'm not a redneck I don't wear such uncouth things
>>221365361Hard to beat tiger stripe, Magnum P.I convinced me that it's the best aesthetically speaking
>>221365380You don’t hunt? You don’t even LARP???
>>221365361OD Green and Flecktarn are my favs. Ranger green is also very effective.
>>221365390Tiger stripe is definitely in my top 5, I like the Greek surplus tiger stripe shirts and pants
>>221365399I've never even fired a gunHunting is one of those things I'd like to try at least once in my life, but i have no idea how to get into it
Stripes on my ass so he calls my pussy tiger
my semen + your face
>>221365401Ranger green too, also yes m81 is gods camo but while multicam may not be the best looking I still respect it for being functionalThe rig I got is in green, might get another in m81 not because I need it but just because I love m81
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BA6nOQHELQ
Did you guys see that video of the grizzly bear in Alaska that climbed all the way to the top of a mountain.What would motivate an animal to do such a thing?
>>221365445Multicam works in temperate woodlands very well but it's mogged by CADPAT once you get into coniferous woodlands like northern Canada. I hate the new camo they adopted called CADPAT MT, it's basically just a harbinger to the country's commitment to more unwinnable wars in arid climates (the middle east, for j00z).
>>221365425>I've never even fired a gunGo back to England tory
>>221365425North Florida hog hunts are another world brother
>>221365476No, but I'm intrigued
/cum/ is a pro-gun general sissy faggots get out
>>221365479Cadpat is super good and that British DPM is also pretty cool but idk got effective it isI do want a cadpat parka or something
>>221365283how
>>221365497https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYEFhJXyx6u/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
>mfw this is a serious camo pattern fielded by the Belgians
>>221365512lol, wtf is bearbro doing there
>>221365514They stopped using jigsaw I thought, thought they went to multicam
Bear is the official animal of /cum/.
why are Canadians here chronically online?
your jobs a joke, you're broke, your love life is doa
Just activated Liberty Prime with the beryllium agitator. Time to squash some trannies.
I think I found a beaver dam while out riding today
>>221365533>not a moose
>>221365557My job is fixing planes, I make $45/hr, I’m married!!!
I just used one of those poop shelf toilets at a friend's house and my balls dipped in the poopy ):
>>221365526I think this is what we would call a "Faustian spirit"
man even after two weeks my swollen thumb still isnt good and i cant play video games
>>221365567If you think about it, a street takeover is like a beaner dam
>>221365584Does your income keep up with the pace of inflation though????
>>221365165I took a roadtrip to Winnipeg from Minnesota recently. It was a fun trip, but man, Canada is fucking bleak, I don't know how you guys do it up there. I know that we have our own problems here in the US but Canadian culture seems legitimately suicidal. Like, they're ashamed to exist. I went to the Manitoba museum and all of the exhibits stress how awful it is that the Europeans arrived and that it's a shame for Canada to exist. Then you go outside and see homelessness everywhere in the downtown area, which is insane given that it's fucking freezing most of the year there. Overall Winnipeg was fun to visit but I don't think I ever need to go back. I feel bad whenever I go to Canada. Been to Vancouver and Toronto as well and it was the same feeling everywhere. Oh and it was weird seeing how EVERY fast food/convenience store job is taken by Indians. NGL I kind of thank god that I don't live in Canada. Seems like there's no future there, and everyone is crazy poor compared to the US.
>>221365567Sorry but thats just a wash. Guessing there was a heavy rain prior to whenever this picture was taken.
>>221365361scorpion w2 i love it so much i wear it every day. also partial the rok marines wavepat
>>221365624WINNIPEG
>>221365624pretty sure youre describing any city in californiait's not any different this side of the border genius
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problem with america is we have too many shitlibs that are tucked away in the suburbs and never have to face the consequences of their stupid decisions
>>221365567I've only seen a beaver twice, both times while fishing, very cool animals
what happens in boulder colorado
>>221365667Litch rally my parents
>>221365664if it looks like a monkeyquacks like a monkeyit might be a monkey
>>221365649Yeah I know, it's bad here too, but to me at least it felt worse there. Been a while since I was last in California though so maybe I'm just behind.
>>221365598I bet this probably happens more than people think, but it is strange he's just hanging out there, maybe he got the zoomies
>>221365675Stoner shit and college kids
>>221365675my fat cousin who smokes weed and vapes every day and will probably get lung cancer lives thereshe has blue hair and her boyfriend is a based film nerd that needs to find a better woman
>>221365208Boomers all think that
>>221365270>Chik Fil A Sauce 140 calories per >main ingredient soybean oil I have been deceived. Chik Fil A isn’t special. It’s fast food slop like all the rest. A curse upon Chik Fil A.
>>221365675Joey Diaz committed multiple crimes there
>>221365667Cannot possibly be worse than here
>>221365719How can you hate living in canada with your vibrant demographics? Love a good curry me
>>221365714This is actually horseshit im going to have to walk for 90 minutes now outside just to burn off the soybean oil sauce. FUCK CHIK FIL A
what the FUCK is going on in here
>>221365685Odiously millennial coded
>>221365361I like how it's only camo for the sake of being camo, and the blue is a decent color for work
Is it weird that I have absolutely no interest in white women's feet but literally will let an Asian woman plunge my mouth with her foot?
fucking starving
>>221365732doing the lennon
>>221365727>Vibrant demographics>everyone is a single nationality, jeet>even the jeets we get are increasingly now all from a single province of jeetistanIt's so over here people can't even comprehend how truly over it is
>>221365738Have you considered being prison raped?
finally filtered canada
>>221365746He is ministry materialVery silly walk
>>221365624Sounds like you're projecting
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778341668745908.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778341668745908.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778341668745908.mp4
>>221365625Ya I thought so too, but some people I talked to swore it was a dam. They aren't super smart desu
>>221365345when the niggerfatigue makes you a bad person
whatever happened to that meteor that was supposed to hit earth
>>221365557i work for a media company making bs music and graphic shit. i just rip blinkers all day desu.
>>221365799I never heard of this meteor
>>221365773hard to tell what's happening with the sound muted, but i'm not listening to some brit foid babble on about a brown
>>221365799these things take time, but it's a statistical inevitability
going out to dinner for mother's daythis awaits me
>>221365799missed
>>221365817how about some condiments, you fat slob
I shit in my pants
>>221365817yummy
Mom's boyfriend is mad because I pee'd on the toilet seat
>>221365829do you not see the onions and burger saucefucking blind ass nigga
>>221365846are you allergic to vegetables, NIGGA
Today's supper was a hamburger and a sausage
>>221365838you should shit on the toilet seat to reassert your dominance
mosrite guitars aren't cheap anymore
>>221365773Almost as good as the homeless brit chick who called an urkelkin nigger
>>221365774Noice bike
my tax refund was exactly $666.00
if you are what you eat then why aren't toilets made of poop and pee checkmate materialists
>>221365878>checked
>>221365799I shat it in the toilet
Pizza is here
>>221365834Those weren't your pants to shit buster.
>>221365774kewl
I shall be grilling feeeeeeesh I caught in Lake Michigan rn
>>221365897that's a no from me, dawg
>>221365897that's not a real pizza
>>221365897Vomitous
>>221365898Well they sure aren't mine to washMomberg will NOT be pleased.
>>221365897That's like the pizza them niggas in a third world country like Uganda be makin
I hear the Black Sabbath "OH NO NO PLEASE GOD HELP ME" whenever I mess up the captcha
>>221365897That looks like a dogs dick
momberg took me to a baseball game yesterday for mothers day
>>221365897would
>>221365865>strats teles and semi hollowsstuff sold to boomers isn't supposed to be cheap
>>221365938i don't know that song i heard the part in Metallica's "One" when i read that
>>221365897If I was Kim Jong Un that pizza maker would have been executed immediately by horny bear rape
>he doesnt own a gretsch and an SG Gibson
>>221365954They used to not know what they hadNow they know what they gotTake me backMaybe I'll bite the bullet and get the parker fly over always wanted
>>221365976I dont have.Money.
>>221366007>he didnt use his donnie dollars during COVID to upgrade his gear
Christmas is only 7 months away
>>221365854i'm eating a burger, not a fucking salad you gay retard
https://youtu.be/o35T_KMZ9Nk
niggas be like"these lettuce and tomato are too spicy"
>>221365897is that a lou's
>>221366051i do be sayin ts
>>221365945youre supposed to take her somewhere!
>>221365976The sgs I've tried were heavy and I didn't like the neckNo Gibson's ever felt good to me
>>221366027you remind me of sumfing i forgot to mentiongwyneth paltrow in sevenwas like the perfect womanso beautiful like in a kind of reserved, homely, ungarish way
>>221366078have you tried hitting the gym, you trex arm having nancy boy
>>221366098They look lame too
I always used to cry when I struck out in tee ballAlso cried when the I would gutter the ball in bowlingCried when anyone would shoot me when we played airsoftI sure was a crier
there isnt a chica on escortnorte that I can't fix
>>221366118YOU look lame
>>221366116How much is she? Nice piece of fuckmeat
>>221366067Why are her soles so wrinkly
>>221366135My grandma and her friend said I was VERY handsome
fuck you
>>221366148your grandma called and told me you wet yourself in the third grade
>>221366147it's almost like she's a whore who walks up and down streets all day
>>>/gif/30628482important post
>>221366186idgi its just a clip from tng
Instagram is now allowing drawn nudity on the platform. Crazy times.
I look like this
>>221365938That is easily the best Black Sabbath song
>>221365874Thanks
>>221366165good filum. my favorite role of his
Mouthenstein is dryberg
>>221366268how can an adjective be jewish
>>221366116The escorts in SoCal are way hotter than this
>>221366284I agree, but your sister isnt returning my calls anymore
there's literally no reason why california should take up most of the west coast. texas was at least a country
there is some seriously horrible shit being posted on /gif/ lately...
>>221366316>lately
>>221366310we run this place
>>221366165This movie was hilarious
Leisure is the only purpose of life. There's no higher purpose beyond eating food, drinking alcohol, and jerking the penis
>>221366318yeah but I mean like beastiality shit that never used to be tolerated
>>221366157that kittingtonshire defo a psycho
>>221366328you are chattel. pipe down
Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink
>>221366224mentao that likethosr are what like velocirsptor claws probs looked like
>>221366331THISISA CRUCIFIXTION>he's a fucking MORMON. Compared to him, EVERYBODY HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM
>>221366316like what
>>221365735they hated this shit so much, i don’t know why. the one they replaced it with is so fucking ugly and goofy looking it’s actually embarrassing
>>221366344ima affix my foot to your ass, bitch
>>221366373you don't even try to deny it. mind raped as fuck
The Anunnaki will return.
>>221366366I'm not even crosslinking it's so fucking degenerate
>>221366342Yuck
woah so jurassic park was like pulling our oegvelociraptors only like size of a medium size dog if thatbut there were raptors the size of wuns in jurassic parkwonder why tv show just use velociraptor name wrongdid they know bout deez udder raptors but thought velociraptor name better? or was diss just genuine like "i like velociraptors as a predator lets just make dem.bigger"
Metokur has a sexy voice
>>221366433When Jurassic Park came out velociraptors were thought to be larger and the terrifying bear-sized ones like Utahraptor hadn't been discovered yet
>>221365863I ate his Belgian waffle instead
>>221366343i'm a psychopath like you are
Yes, and how many times must a man look upBefore he can see the sky?Yes, and how many ears must one man haveBefore he can hear people cry?Yes, and how many deaths will it take 'til he knowsThat too many people have died?The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the windThe answer is blowin' in the wind
gemini says I look like a starving artist
my new side hustle is selling poop to uber sidehustlers
being an incel is not great but its not entirely bad because women they are very demanding
For me, it's Carcharodontosaurus
>>221366488Cut out the middleman and just hand deliver to all the indian households
the risk of rain soundtrack is playing in this youtube video i'm watching, and it's giving me nostalgic flashbacks
The river was in a really deep gorge
>>221366526Watch out for samsquantch
How much do I knowTo talk out of turnYou might say that I'm youngYou might say I'm unlearnedBut there's one thing I knowThough I'm younger than youThat even Jesus would neverForgive what you doLet me ask you one questionIs your money that good?Will it buy you forgivenessDo you think that it could?I think you will findWhen your death takes its tollAll the money you madeWill never buy back your soulAnd I hope that you dieAnd your death will come soonI'll follow your casketBy the pale afternoonAnd I'll watch while you're loweredDown to your deathbedAnd I'll stand over your grave'Til I'm sure that you're dead
>>221366526it's important to document nature like this before indians dump all their trash there
my lego set came
WOW who saw this coming?truly a breathtaking series, gary
>>221366551Grow up.
>>221366554>me
eagles actually like getting kisses on the forehead or on the cheek despite it being federally illegal to do so
>>221366542Tell me about it. Luckily, they seem allergic to dirt roads for some reason
>>221366579@grok is this true?
>>221366559i am fully grown i run a fortune 500 company and manage 1000 people
>>221366589can you hire me
>>221366589and then everyone clapped
>>221366589can you hire me?
Getting ignored bigly on the apps
>>221366589Can you pay me for doing nothing?
This bitch's nipples are poking out her shirt
farting BIGLY tonight
>>221366630i love it when that happens.
I love boobs but I love buttcheeks even more
>>221366589why doesnt your wapu have a ding on his head
>>221366647phwoarfink imm garn hairfta DL diss wunvery unique
>>221366630where? i dont see it
MOVE IM GAY
damn what the hell happened?
and verily i diddidnae i
>modern day pokemonbig yikes
>>221366677Wow very real and straight
>>221366677he's been dealing with kike bullshit since they started the iran. what do you think?
plank length is not the smallest thing possible, its just so small we can never really know anything smaller because just any photon of light interacting with something at that scale collapses it into a blackhole
I'm out of vodka and I only have 4 beers left. I have completely fucked up.
>>221366677He's going through his emo phase
>>221366677hes going emo in hopes of gaining sympathy
>only fourn**** you probs arent recommended to drink 4 in an evening
>>221366570Why would you filter all the hottest threads
>>>/vg/566462270
always play dumber than you are thats how you gain advantage
>>221366742good song
>>221366742<3<3<3
hello cummies
fairly /druk/
>>221366747good thing it's not shaped like a calf
Do better America.
>>221366747this is fake right? right?
>>221366788darn those fourth sluggers
>>221366742Can't imagine eating this good.
>>221366788why are americans so violent
>>221366810high t
how can you tell a canadian twink boy farting from a breakfast restaurant serving fresh buttery belgian waffles with loads of syrup? smells the same
>>221366801ahem. you're supposed to call them sluggas
>>221366832good post
Heard a nigger talking on his phone loudly say "this faggot ass"Homophobia is a big problem among problematic blacks
G-d i hate faggots so much
>>221366852Based black man
I love my dead gay son
Had my last cup of coffee a matter of minutes before midnight
>>221366881They usually die young. The fudge packing HIV positive lifestyle doesn't last long
https://youtu.be/ZFucCXherLg?si=DMyvbhVzynduzM0r&t=39
>>221366901lookit those fucking prep school uniformscrazy how society evolved into hippies and stoners form this
drank so much wine today aaaaaaa
>>221366946are you a cute girl?
can i please get a piece of pussy can i PLEASE get a piece of pussy
>>221366742feel like a good psychologist could connect json's obsession with food with his general dysfunction
jason seems pretty wealthy judging from his pics
Died to wordle
>>221366977Dogshit decade
>>221366977this shit was gay i even knew it then as a retarded 12 year old
>>221366990
thoughts on sepuku?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778343281577521.mp4
>>221367059Hari-kari is better
Ive told this bitch multiple times that im not tall and it's like she refuses to hear it. I'm literally like 5'9" and she keeps talking about me being tall and thinks im 6 feet tall for no reason
> I'm literally like 5'9"
>>221367059based
>>221367127>things that never happen
>>221367127Tie cinderblocks to your feet for another couple inches, and keep looking up at the sky so she follows your gaze and doesn't discover the shoes ruse
>>221367163yeah tell everybody about the foolproof strategy why don't you
>>221367163>tie cinderblocks to your feetdo you think this is a looney tunes cartoon?
loofy scoofy just got rizzcapped on yung slippry and clav's subathon stream
>>221367159>>221367139The more I actually experience real life the more I realize everything anyone has ever told me on the Internet is a damn lie. Worthless. You all should leave here and never come back.
>>221367159Not him but I've had that happen to me. But I also normally wear boots so it kind of makes sense
neew >>221367203neew >>221367203
