griefing edition
>>221368356wakie you sleep heads
Kek nice edish.Used to love watching griefing videos.My favorite ever is this one (well except from the gmod super classics)https://youtu.be/PP8tGBJke7Q?is=Y0TFjlJ3p066DgsN
Incel morning /med/.My brain has become mush, I keep forgetting many small things.
boas. on my second beer, parents are going out to work to provide for my neet lifestyle. good morning everyone
>>221369395thoughts?
>>221369387How about doing some puzzle, puzzle games or sudoku shit like that?I do that but I wonder how much it helps>>221369455Based?>>221369509Wrong person to ask, I eat everything with fork & knife especially 'za
Getting better at that game but fuck this, not doing this shit. I feel twice and fucked off. Fuck this
morning /med/>>221369509i don't have any comments on this, but speaking about eggs, how does /med/ like the yolk in their fried/boiled eggs? i personally like it runny.
>>221370048eggs extra runnybanana greenmeat rareNone of the ripe shit
>>221369775pizza with fork and knife is funny>>221370048i like it runny too but not too runny
>>221369775 ill try my best to max my charisma and have other provide for me, is it based or cringe? who knows. but it is a skill nonetheless
Good morning med, last day of freedom this week.Have a blood test to do before cagie tomorrow
>>221370145Well I feel like it's quite normal here because how else will you eat in an italian restaurant? And then the habit stayed when I take out. It just feels better to not fuck up the toppings too much.>>221370183It can be both depending on how much you go at it. In moderation it is a boon but take it too far and people will drop your ass. Should have been born a female to do that with impunity
>>221370134>banana greeni agree with everything except this because i don't like eating wood.
Good morning, sisters.Having a really comfy cuppa rn. Put just the right amount of cobbee into the moka.>>221369901GYATT>>221370227https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13m_NO-3Yc
>>221370350>This video is unavailablewhat is it, magyar?
>>221370234got to the age of 28, even if they drop me off i had some fun. and what about you? whats your story?
>>221370386Ah shit. Fucked up the link, thanks for letting me know. Here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F13m_NO-3YcJust something Momster would like ig.
>>221370350stop objectifying his considerable meat!>>221370438I kinda did the same for a long while. Got close to the right people in university to pass classes and get my degree easy. Parents provided for a while until I was around 25.It wasn't intentional, just a thing I did. Still, I settle my debts. I help my parents out and the friends whom I owe my degrees and job to.
>>221370511and how happy are you with that?
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>>221370756*bites*
>>221370776pretzel fish lure just werks
>>221370756latest catch
>>221370499I've already seen it desu
>>221370924Those are some weird catfish
>>221370630Pretty happy. I was extremely relieved when I was able to provide for others in the end. It is its own kind of happiness.
>>221370499>>221370967>I've already seen it desukek, it just writes itself
>>221371252Irony is that I believe I saw it before because Magyaranon already posted it
>>221371232
>>221369775>>221370145Italian-style pizza should be eaten with fork and knife tbdesuAmerican-style pizza should be eaten with your hands
>>221371372I always eat Italian pizza by folding the slice and eating with hands unless there's burrata on it
so how drunk are we getting today? i already ruuined my life yester i might kill someone haha
>>221371484Life is never truly ruined. Alcohol makes it worse. You can get back from this
>hanging out with office qt>she makes me laugh>booger comes flying out of my nose and on my armkino moment
>>221369387You might be infected by SCP-3125 >>221371484In Minecraft I hope.
morning >>221354898>but I don't really feel bad about it, she's retardedWell it's her loss>I have some coworkers who are nice, maybe I can get closer to themGood, that's the spirit >thanks for thinking about me bro, hope you're doing wellYeah I was hoping for the best, I'm doing alright thanks :)
Me tomorrow
>>221370511>Got close to the right people in university to pass classes and get my degree easy.
Came across this yesterday https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DdvE6VF6fbshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUnE-CBV03I
>>221371613how did she react?
falafel for lunch today with home made hummus
>>221373386wifefs plateshe added couscous and cranberry raisins
>>221372415she said "ewww" and I laughed. She's a stuck up princess but I can get her to chill out a bit, which is fun
>>221373386>>221373426Looks good. Unfortunately I never liked falafel, it's really popular here in doner shops.
>>221373511falafel in doner shops suck in europe and are overpricedtry making them yourself theyre not supposed to be this greasy
>>221373506lel, good for you>>221373583I've had it in a restaurant as well, just not a big fan.
>>221373896even restaurants get it wrong but it seems you hate it what about it sucked?
>>221373998I wouldn't say I hate it, just wouldn't order it instead of other things. Not a fan of the texture and the taste doesn't really excite me.
>>221374066fair enoughdid you try the egyptian version? its made with red beans
>>221374165I don't think so. I've tried Syrian from the doner shops and In a Lebanese restaurant.
>>221374245egyptian one tastes completely different and has a different texturemight be more up your sleevebut egyptians are rare im europe so
>>221374396We do have an Egyptian restaurant here but I've never been. My favorite place in my city is Turkish spot.
>>221373386>>221373426Mmmm, yummy
>>221374574ask him about ta3miashow him this wordطعمية>>221374595it was so filling too
Am back lads.Need to have a quick talk with an accountant soon then I'm vidyamaxxing until its time to go to bed. Or maybe watch an anime too.
Worked 5h from home yesterday award.
>>221373386falafel is the low test version of kebab
>>221375099europeans never had real kebab the stuff sold here is shit
The dish I made ended up being succesful, probably using msg has something to do with it.Also, watched The Ninth Gate because some people on /tv/ were speaking positively about it but it was rather mid.
>>221375011Working on a sunday is not very med friendly
>>221375297looking good
>>221375413Yesterday was Saturday THOUGH
>>221375462I'm a doofus, but still saturday is also not very med friendly
>>221374652Ok if I remember. >>221375297Looks good kingMSG is so good, I used to put it on popcorn.
>>221375526I suffer so much you wouldn’t believe.I couldn’t even bring myself to turn the PC on afterwards for some light gaming, so I fetched one of those painting books from the succubus and painted some flowers, extremely grim.
>>221368356why no previous?
Finished Swordhaven yesterday. A peculiar game, as Brune perhaps or perhapsn't say.Started off shooting wolves in a forest with a longbow, and ended up taking part in a Starfleet command mutiny on board a spaceship. Also used a kettle to cook fish.>>221370924Is this real?
>>221375909I need to play this very obvious ludokino.
>>221375603How is succubus handling the new Portukid ?
>>221375954I don't think it was 100% finished upon release, because it speeds towards a conclusion at the final leg of the game. There isn't even a journal entry for the final quest, you actually have to use your brain to remember what people are telling you. Reminds me a lot of Encased in that regard, if you've played - a good game made by Slavs who got too drunk to make the ending, so they threw together whatever spare code they had lying around. >>221375973>How is succubus handling the new Portukid ?They're making a sequel to Portukid?
Should have taken the stairs lol>>221376143>They're making a sequel to Portukid?Succubi can never stop at one
>>221375973Fine, she is tired from time to time. She should neetmaxx as soon as she’s able to.>>221376143Read about it, never played it. Rushed games are usually a let down at the end.>sequelLet’s see if it’s a she this time. Time will tell.
>>221376327Do you want a Portugirl ?
eepy day
>>221376478I want a portugal.
>>221376172>that ass>that sweatLiterally me in summer.Also I have no idea what you're playing, but it looks like someone's nightmare.>>221376327Did not know she was pregnant, that's exciting news. Portugal is saved, billions must be born.I guess it was nice having money while it lasted.
>>221376143Check these two out catniggaInsane stratshttps://youtu.be/sX1X8gE1DgE?si=wfuD0uwq984PwR0N&t=517https://youtu.be/sX1X8gE1DgE?si=ReW3JfeMsjfQVzso&t=6306>will never bridal carry OrinMight as well hit the rope imc.Got the funny sword from the underdark btw. My first playthrough was literally so long I forgot about its existence until I found it again fr fr.
>>221376570Now I must forfeit even more of my life to (((them))) so I can put food on the table.>literally me in summerAre you this?
I bought the elastics for pull ups, time to make some progress now that I'm trained with grip
>>221376628>Check these two out catniggaI've heard of people exploiting Raphael in Act 1 in order to get the Helldusk armour early, but they usually kill him in camp. Never done it personally because I couldn't cba.I do love watching wacky BG3 challenge runs though, like beating BG3 as a cat or a wheel of cheese, or without using the same action twice.>Got the funny sword from the underdark btw. My first playthrough was literally so long I forgot about its existence until I found it again fr fr.The Phalar Aluve? I never understood the hype about it, although I've heard of people using it right up until the end game. It's just vendor trash for me, since none of my characters ever use longswords.>>221376639>Now I must forfeit even more of my life to (((them))) so I can put food on the table.Maybe bossman will give you a promotion once he realises that you're single-handedly saving Portugal from demographic decline.>Are you this?Yes, except my ass is hairier.
>>221376570It is someone's nightmare, or maybe some pre death hallucination.It's a very fun game but frustratinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBaOE-FpIBwYou play as a 35yo NEET who gets isekaid in some shithole dimension and has to learn to walk again (because of years of sitting on the couch).
>>221377131Bossman will surely make me toil even harder because he knows I need the money. Such is the life in a post-modern dystopia.>hairierI can see your /med/ genes shining through.
remembered the time my mom told my wife she looks good because her skin is white infront of my sister who is brownand then said shes a better daughter to her than her daughters also infront of my sisterall things considered im happy i wasnt born a woman instead id have x10 more mental issues
>>221377394That's not very nice
>>221377249What a bizarre game. "Kojima-esque" is the word that comes to mind. A low stakes Death Stranding, mayhaps?>>221377384>Bossman will surely make me toil even harder because he knows I need the money.Bossman would not be so cruel... would he?
>>221377976being an arab woman is a humiliation ritual
>>221378011>would weWe’re just tiny little kids riding the carousel of life, and the powers that be are the conductor. Who knows what the next ride will lead us too, probably to the starting line yet again, or to another ride altogether. Maybe the horsey I can ride next is better than the current giraffe I’m riding, but will it lead me to break this shackles? Or will I be forced to then ride the lion and the monkey too, only to be forced to fork yet another coin?
>>221378053I can sex her. Is your sister cute?
>>221378499i can't answer that as i'm her brother and she'll always be my little sisteri wish she'd get married fast to a good guy already and be free
>>221377394Can I date your sisters (all of them)?
>>2213787473 are married and like 40 and one is 20 and zoom brainedyou joke but is trust her more with any guy from here incel chud or not more than any muslim
Playing the new Iberian Union content for TNO and it looks like I'll have to pick a side in the power struggle between Franco and Salazar. Don't really know too much about modern Iberian history apart from the Spanish Civil War - who's the chuddiest out of the two?>>221378470You lost me somewhere in the metaphor menagerie, but whatever it's worth, I don't think you should literally or figuratively ride lions.Let's just hope bossman is dead by the time your 4th child rolls around, so maybe you can take his chair and hit the "increase salary" button at your leisure.
looking at the egyptian axtresses that made puberty age me horny 15 years ago
>>221379803mommy egyptians
>>221379837Ya banat iskanderiyya ashekoum haraam.
>>221379871how do you know that song
>both were 30 when i was a teeni always had a thing for older women didnt i
>>221379871Today I learnt that Catnigga is a cunning linguist
>>221379520not a chud, but history is unfair towards Salazar he was a Paternal Autocrat and you can definitely make the argument he stayed in power too long and should have probably left after WW2, but I still think he was the steady hand the country needed after the tumultuous first republic, people always leave out the absolute revolving door of governments and the near constant revolts and revolutions before the May 1926 Revolution and comparing him to the likes of Hitler as some people on the left like to is downright delusional
Failed honor run like a retard award.
>>221380205what killed you?
>>221379923>>221380040It came up in my YouTube feed, probably as a result of searching for videos of cats climbing on the Sphynx.>>221380152I know nothing about Salazar, but after becoming an expert on the topic from skimreading his Wikipedia article, he actually seems like a pretty competent and balanced leader. Sort of seems like a Portuguese Ataturk in a way, at least in trying to get religion out of politics.I guess I'll try Franco first since it seems easier to get him into power and then see what the Salazar path is like next time.
>>221380249Hopped onto the boat in the underdark. Left a companion behind just in case I die. Remembered it to be an easy fight. Basically it was over by the time it was my first turn. Thought I'd just run away with Shart who was the one I left behind in case I die as I said. Well fuck me. After my 3 niggas got killed, the duergar faggots just teleported out of nowhere right next to shart.
>>221380249Also I could have just shown them that I was branded. Instead I pushed the lad into the water.As I said in my previous post, I remembered it to be an easy fight. Not one that downs me in 1 turn. Nor did I know they would just teleport from there back to where I left 1 companion behind.
https://youtu.be/0Fk0KCF5lsY
>>221380417should've left her with the mushroom people
>>221379520You should pick Salazar, the less chuddy but way more based dictator. He also had a human-like voice instead of a female shriek.>at your leisureSuccubus had an episode where her boss came to the office one day to see that he forgot to punch his card in the last weeks (external work audits don’t like that one bit) so he sat down and in each day he just input a random time of arrival and departure. She says he started maniacally laughing when he didn’t have any more random times and started simply writing>arrivals>8:00>8:01>8:02>8:03etc, until he had all the days filled.Also, the increase salary button is bad due to taxes. It’s best to repeatedly press the “amenities” button, or “investment” button.>invest in a new car>increase size of work mini golf at the private office >spend in work trip to [idyllic travel destination]>invest in super computer for “storing data at home for data security” (used for gayming)>invest in end of year party with dozens of QTs serving dinner and dancing, each cosplaying as different rpg hotties
>>221379520>TNOis that for hoi4 or 3it doesnt look like 4 and reminds me more of 3
>>221380352>religion out of politicsHe was a religious nutjob and the Catholic Church was one of his society pillars (deus, pátria, senpaiília).
>>221380633This ring camera video is on the same level as the jewish guy coming out off the ground in New York...almost can't believe it's real.
>>221380417>>221380465>After my 3 niggas got killed, the duergar faggots just teleported out of nowhere right next to shart.I was gonna call you a dingus, but this part is bullshit, so I don't really blame you. Still, being able to escape fights (+ Alert feat on everyone) is like the #1 priority in HM, so you should have had some invisibility scrolls/potions on hand just in case.All good knowledge for the next run.
Also succubus said something that would send magyar-kun absolutely flying while shitting and pissing his pants (he would have loved it).
>>221380417>>221380465zamnleave if to the duergar to ruin a bro's Drow run, what a bunch of dicks
>>221381070Did she say something about me ?
>>221380944>You should pick Salazar, the less chuddy but way more based dictator. He also had a human-like voice instead of a female shriek.All the events between the two so far basically involve Franco going on long-winded rants while Salazar stares at him in silence before politely and succintly disagreeing with whatever he was saying. But Franco starts off with much more power than Salazar, so I don't know if I can swing it his way.>Succubus had an episode where her boss came to the office one day to see that he forgot to punch his card in the last weeks (external work audits don’t like that one bit) so he sat down and in each day he just input a random time of arrival and departure. She says he started maniacally laughing when he didn’t have any more random times and started simply writingSounds like ¡el corrupción! to me. I thought time cards were just humiliation rituals for low paid wagies too, I didn't think they had those in white collar jobs. always hated that when I worked in a warehouse, because they only had one machine for 40+ people, so even though you finished at 6am, you might not leave until 6:15am if you were last in line.>>221381002It's a mod for HoI4. I've never played HoI3 since I'm under the age of 40.
>>221381275She didn’t say anything about anyone in particular.
>>221381364After the first fifteen minutes you are entitled to a full extra hour of pay, did you put that to good use?
>>221382612Keep hearing about this hantavirus since last week, what is it about ? Is it something like Covid ? Will they force us to take the jab (which I did not by the way)
>>221383196>look up videos on hantavirus>video from 12 years ago>doctor calmly explaining how you get it, what the symptoms are are how to avoid infection>videos from the past week>bombastic dread music>THE NEW PLAGUE HITTING THE SHORES! *DUN DUN DUN*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kke7qAGWFQit's a nothing burger they're using to scare the plebs into compliance, some cruise retards went to a nature reserve and got too close to rat shit apparently this is a just thing that happens to people cleaning their garage or going to cabins from time to time, but I guess now I'm supposed to panic and say it's the end of the world ou algo
>>221382612kek>>221383196>which I did not by the wayzased>what is it about Doctors detected it in some humans on a cruise ship somehow. Cruise ship iirc asked several countries so far to stay in their coastlines but noone allowed them to so far.>>221381189>what a bunch of dicksTDD>>221381052>but this part is bullshit, so I don't really blame youHonestly I felt like how it leads from one map to another would even if I leave a party member behind, would force that member to join.The game not doing that but instead teleporting the npcs to the remaining member after having killed the other 3 is insane bullshit tho.I'll attempt the run once more cuz this really angered me. I'm playing as a githyanki draconic bloodline sorcerer. I will fix Shart and make her less racist towards 'yanki, and will shit on lae'zel at all possible opportunities.Btfo'd some enemies while on the mind flayer ship, so I hit lvl 2 right when landing on the beach and waking up shart, before fighting the crawling brain thingies. Also hit lvl 3 right after defeating the goblins at the grove.
>>221383396>>221383472Thanks no need to worry then.
>>221381070Tell us more sweetie.
>>221383503cruise ships are disgusting petridishes of massed humanity, of course it happened there
>>221383539Something something tangentially bi shit talk.
>>221382612based. anything that negatively affects wag*oids is a win in my book.
>>221383855Hey I'm a wageoid
>>221383855Rude and uncalled for.
>>221371750powerful imagebut I was lying, I do feel bad about it. Just not as bad as before as I'm used to it now. Glad you're doing alright bro.also rooned a half marathon today, like an official one. Ok tier pace, but I completely bodied my feet, bloody blisters on both and my calves got bodied too, after 10 km it was torture desu.
>>221384122you just got doxxed, buddy. on my way there.
>>221384122also, are those your feet? they look fucked indeed. any plans to run a full marathon in the near future?
>>221384122What happened, why did she contact you in the first place then? Did you meet or? >also rooned a half marathon today, like an official oneBased, good for you. Do you have any cream or something, you might need to rest after that so they can heal.
>>221383196Don't know but not taking anything as per usual....
Didn’t get vaccinated then, won’t get it again.The Covid? Got it, out of my system in two days, pretty mild.Vaccination passports? Just had to forge one to get into places, lmao’d at the sheep.
>>221384354fug :-Ddd>>221384425yup, mine. As I said, they got bodied hard.>any plans to run a full marathon in the near future?fuck no. I'm already rooning way less than before since it usually hurts after more than 5 km. Maybe I need different socks, apparently they may have caused the blisters. But my calves hurt anyway and if that won't change I'll cycle and swim for cardio o algo.>>221384581>What happened, i sent her my number via bank account since that's how she contacted me. She told me that way she was bad and would get in touch later. She did write me on whatsapp about a month later then, she suggested we meet so we met the following weekend and it was nice, she remembered details from last year about me and I think she found it nice too. She said it afterwards too. Then I asked her what she wanted and she said just friendship, I said I want more, she said some friend said then it's better not to meet again, I said ok, then she said sorry no let's meet again, then I said no, then I said I wanna meet after all, then she said no. That's it. Pretty retarded overall, story of my life o algo.>why did she contact you in the first place then? because she's retarded I guess. She said she felt romantic interest and if we met something could happen o algo but also we can't meet again bc if she falls in love and has to move for a job it will break her heart. But she knew before she might not stay in the region so it was retarded to contact me in the first place. I guess she just wanted attention. I told her that btw but she said no. I say bullshit. I liked her but whatever. I'm not meant to be happy.>Did you meet or?yes, see above.
>>221384813I didn't even get it (I think) and I was around many many people as soon as we opened which was earlier than many countries. My parents got it and I took care of them for 2-3 days while they were sick and even then. If that was even Covid that they had. I recently read a study from Denmark or Germany that up to 90% of test were falls positives. >>221384829>Pretty retarded overallYeah that is retarded. I don't understand her motivation unless she was lying or playing some stupid game to see if you will chase here (they do that sometime). > She said she felt romantic interest and if we met something could happen o algo but also we can't meet again bc if she falls in love and has to move for a job it will break her heart. But she knew before she might not stay in the region so it was retarded to contact me in the first place. I guess she just wanted attention. I told her that btw but she said no.Sometimes I can't with women...that does sound very frustrating. Just don't get discouraged, you seem like a good guy and you are out there, it will happen I promise.
Last 2 wanks have been offputting. Busywork, just a formality. No pleasure at allMaybe I should lay off a bit
>>221385316Nothing 2 weeks can't fix
>>221385535Exactly! Work, exercise and video games will help
>>221384829rooning is nice, but cycling is better imo. going fast on a bike is cool af and the knees probably suffer a lot less compared to rooning, not to mention the blisters and other bullshit you have to deal with.>I'm not meant to be happy.you just like me fr fr no cap ong
>>221385535>just 2 more weeks
>>221385535If I go for a day without wanking I'm horny all the time, can't imagine 2 weeks.
>>221385316what's even the point of wanking if it isn't pleasurable?
>>221386509Maybe the perma-horny powers will make you get a gf o algo.
>>221386814exactly, so I'm gonna stop a bit. It will free hours of my time
>>221385316How is this possible? :D
>>221385157thanks for the encouragement man>>221385931I agree. Cycling and swimming is nicer and healthier for joints and feet. swimming is pretty nice, although I'm only good at breast stroke.
This is what Spain used to be abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2g0pM3PMNQ
Good night, sisters.>>221383689Well. You did actually tell me more. Even if that more is actually a nothingburger. idk.
>>221387517>En la vida, conocí>Mujer igual a la flaca>Coral negro de la Habana>Tremendísima mulata>Cien libras de piel y hueso>Cuarenta kilos de salsauhmmm, based?>>221387753night bby. sleep tight, princess.
Good night med, have to wake up in 6 hours VGH
>>221387753gn peter magyar>>221389081gn momo
>>221376550hehe
