David vs Goliath edition
Todays eats:>breakfastTuna on toast x2 an avocado, baby leaf spinach >lunchNothing>dinnerNothing, pint of gin
on the gay porn
Pegi 18.
Some people call me... the Joker
>>221368827Who's currently, England or France?
>clock nears midnight>loud mexican music with heavy bass commences
>>221368888Hate em so much blud
I thought this was /brit/?I only see American flags
>>221368874Wales
If I get rich I'm going to buy random houses in Mexican neighborhoods and install massive high watt speakers around the house and blast Pat Boone and the Smiths at 3 in the morning. Payback init
manit's still blowing my mind that every single "international jewish conspiracy" theory was proven correct in the last year, and it hasn't impacted the world at all. no acknowledgement of this whatsoeverthe rothschilds literally controlled global financial institutions, elites literally were involved in child sex rings, top level bureaucrats were ideologically captured, all media has been co-opted by zionists, etc etc Every. Single. Stereotype. proven true. it's actually fucking insane.the craziest thing to me still is that ghislaine maxwell literally controlled discourse on reddit for over a DECADE, basically when reddit was the most significant body of public online discourse before it moved to X or something
>>221368921The circus hasn't been to town in decades
>>221368906Seems like it. There's so many hot gay guys in Wales does mah head in
>>221368740>armpit eroticweirdo
>>221368915Why wouldn't you blast good music at 3 in the morning instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUEVDmPkExA
storm comin in hard lads get yer lanterns out and oiled or we'll be sailin blind tonight
>>221368942Nvm my joke bombed
thought i was in /cum/ for a minute
>>221368936no u
>>221368949READY ABOUT TO TACK THE MAINSAIL YE SCALLYWAGS
>>221368957wanna be?
>>221368961what is this a scar?
>>221368961I see pubes
Swag alert!
>>221368983vagaina crease
hot english girls
>>221368988Our king mogs Charles
>>221369000bizarre looking foid
>>221369000Why's she holding a hot dog in her pocket then
>>221369000Delicious milkers nun wrong withit
thinking of going to dance classes. anyone here ever been to one?
>>221369006dont call them foids bro
>>221369000kind of odd proportions but she is pretty
>>221369036no
guys I am about to set off on a really long 3.5 hour drive :Oooo
>>221369036would probably cum in my pants in that scenario
I need Emma Watson to wank my cock with her vaginal canal.
>>221369054>really long 3.5 hour driveI do a longer drive than that about every week lol
>>221369036I do pole dancing and introduction to twerk 3 nights a week
>>221369036Jarvis enhance the audio and convert to webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777099069333111.webm
Why are Welsh people brown though?
>>221369066This is a healthy fantasy compared to your previous 10,000 posts
>really long 3.5 hour driveBrits are pathetic.
>>221369000corr eould suck her nips to exctinction
sausage in the pan
>>221368852pheoar Lush
>>221369094>>221369067Okay but our country is smaller than yourse so obviously it’s big to me it’s all about perspective don’t be rude
>>221369094Britsh roads aren't straight lines with carriageways 2 miles wide, they're also packed with you-know-whats who drive like they're still living in Karachi, so you need eyes in your arse.
>>221369100Cooking it in butter is a pro move. It lush it is.
>>221369125fry everything in butter, and if not butter i go for the tallow
sausage on a stick
when I fry sausages I don't put any oil or anything but the sausages in the pan. They release plenty oil themselves. must be saving a good 2 or 3 pence in oil there
>>221369140looks good
>>221369137This is the way brother.
>>221369094>>221369067>Americans freak out at the sight of this horror roundabout
>>221369144Very savvy mate. Martin Lewis has got nothing on you.
stick sausagesausage pretzelpretzel sausagesausage stickpretzel stickstick pretzel>>221369146
>>221369069everything about latin american culture is pure sex, I actually think I am going to move to brazil at some point and do bachata every weekend with 20 year old college girls >>221369151you know we also have roundabouts in the USA right? they are not uncommon
>>221369151crackheads designed this
>>221369159Poo on a stick
>>221369100garn give yourself heart failure wiv datdont need cook sausage in panme?just grill the n****s
sausages have gone in the air friar
>>221369163Not like this
>>221369144EXACTLYdeez n**** tryna kill emselves
do children in 2026 get bullied for being a healthy weight?Imagine being in a class where 60%+ of the students are literally obese
British (English-speaking) general
Divine morning Fresh
>>221369213they should develop all that green space
>>221369214Couldn’t help yourself could you piece of shit
>>221369225the gay adjective store called they want their words back
Breakfast is served
>>221369257thighstop right
my youtube recs is filled with these types of videos now just because I accidentally clicked on one once it's over youtube will just send me gooner bullshit instead of the AI / intellectual content I've been curating for years
>>221369279gypsies?
>>221369234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGdPOv__hpg
>>221369159Cor
have been going through a bit of a chuddy incel phase recently ladswhere do you think is the best country to raise kids between japan and the UKultimately there's no immigration here and the streets are safe and clean etc, but I don't want my future children to not be "british", life is also more affordable herea curious dilemma
>>221369294lovely x
Make Britain Great Again. Get on the booze and fags.
you shouldnt have kids youd nonce them you nonce
morning lads, any plans for today? I'm going to get a cofveve then sit around watching films all day
>>221369353Get this faggot off my screen
>Get this faggot off my screen
>but I don't want my future children to not be "british"Whatever the hell that means nowadays
>>221369384Cheers mate
>>221369401>>221369384>>221369353Isn't this guy a Nazi
Greenwave bros?
>>221369353>>221369384>>221369401>Oh hey Nigel. Be a lot cooler if you didn't love wogs so much
British people are English, Scottish, Welsh or Irish. Sorry but if you're not from those ethnic groups you are a foreigner lost from his country.
Not much left to Reform then is there lads
morning all. let's conquer x
>>221369410A Nazi!
>>221369358ahah forgot i'd do that, what am i like!>>221369394there's definitely still a distinct "culture" even if my inner-chuddiness tells me it's too late for the countrystill, do i see myself in japan forever? it's a difficult question
brits are waking up and doing a bit of posting before sunday mass
Literally have a smile on my face being outside on this lovely day
They'd rather be posting on /brit/ than spending mother's day with their mums even though she only lives 20 miles away (too far to drive). Sign of the times lads
>>221368827Corrrr imagine if we hadn't been through such a early demographic transition, imagine a France populated by 200 millions people
the window is open and I'm cold
>>221369470Sorry we couldn't understand you with your French accent, could you repeat that
>cheers m8
lads...
Yeah I'm English mate American English
>>221369492https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAuA4E83ZzE
anyone watch strickBEAST utterly DESTROY that lil sissy boi CRAPzat?muslims rats on suicide watch. just fuckin kill em
>>221369493haha
>>221369500it was a time
>>221369464I'll be spending mother's day with ur mum tyvm
>>221369492>>221369504Forgot to addFOY
>>221369521No you won't. Be quiet
>>221369533haha what are you doing in my garden haha
Damn he's going into the Oblivion dungeon
stroke your winky
new petedorr video https://youtu.be/-c6hBKCuigQ
>>221369533is this a gazebo or a pagoda or a folly or what is it
Grey spotted
>>221369562It's an old well
>>221369530nun kimi cud do
>>221369566first time i saw a squirrel irl thought it was funny af the way they run up the side of trees
A reluctant handjob every week seems really hot though
off to bed
>>221369566get that bastard vermin exterminated
Do you like ethnic/colored girls? I think the Irish can be hot sometimes
>>221369556Finally a good post in this thread
>>221369603He didn’t mean Kemi though?
>>221369606ebin bantz bruv
im not english i like softly spoken southern english autistic women like this bitch and ruby
>>221369614carnt
That’s what she looks like under the burqa?
>>221369525Read this in a French accent
>>221369629why did you call her a bitch then?
>>221368827It's mad how England's population has not only caught up with France it also populated multiple colonies around the world
>>221369639its a term of endearment
>>221369629I follow her on instagram lol, never thought I’d see her on here. Not attracted to her, just like her posts about traditional sweets
he slurpin that evian (same)
Any guys in thread that look like this?
When did Australia get electricity then
Cork Town HallYou think there was so much blood shed for a free and independent Ireland and lol
>>2213696652021
>>221369679Aren't those terrorist flags
I knew they was both gayersEven when they both got married to women I knew they was gay
Rorke town hall
>>221369679bludclart
>>221369683The big flags are of Pakistan and the little ones are those of Ireland, so yeah
Mental how the only "Irish" flags are Northern Irish but the rest are just British. Anyone ever notice that
Remember when her nudes broke the internet? She won two Oscars then Weinstein got arrested and she never got a decent role again
Or is it the other way around then
Back from a week in the sun, feeling it LOOMING early
>>221369689Coupla bum chums them
>>221369679western globohomo has similar ironic effect everywhere. we fought the french and the spanish and the germans for hundreds of years and then we all decided to lower the drawbridges and let anyone in. not that i care i think the country is quite good try getting a greggs steak bake and a lime pepsi max in subsaharan africa
started drinking gin at 11.30 yesterdaypassed out at 6 and woke up at 9scranned some chickenwent to bed and woke up at 2amwanked and drank more ginpassed out again and just woke up in my cummy boxers
>>221369732She's got a great lookin ass
>>221369724what
>>221369732shes still one of the fittest birds out there
>>221369658Ever dm her and tell her you want to scran pear drops out of her arse
Sad
Here he isOur lord and savior
>>221369768kek how are you feeling now
>>221369770Posters in Northern Ireland use the Union Jack so they're not actually Irish. Got the two mixed up
>>221369768Get a clue lad
That great British culture the world hears about
>>221369807Surprised they're even allowed that anymoreYou knowBecause of woke
>>221369807He's dead mate time to move on
>>221369861NoHe is risen.
Spent a week boozing it up and now craving it
https://vocaroo.com/19xlDFhQRQcv
>>221369807is that rorke?
>>221369811shameful and weakthink i was arsewanking too based on smells and stains when i woke up
>>221369823posters from northern ireland are irish because theyre born in ireland. theyre also northern irish because theyre born in northern ireland. theyre also british because its part of the uk. theyre also european because its part of europe
>>221369874How so
do kids in school still banter each other about being gay or is it all woke and sensitive now?
>>221369919Shitty Jesus larp
>>221369917will you be having more booze to take the edge off or will you have to wait it out because toil looms
>>221369940Nothing wrong with being gay mate
>>221369922If they're Irish how come their flag shows up as a union jack? Doesn't make much sense
>>221369917arsewanking without a cleanout first? dangerous lad
>>221369940Kids have a dad wearin a dress and a mum wearing pants. Ain't like she used to be that's for sure.
>>221369917You need taking out the back and shooting
>>221369956not going to buy anymore but there is a small amount still open i might try to finish to see will it stop the shakes
>>221369969Northern Irish berger
>>221369940i thought woke was over?
Been watching old Thames TV shows from the 80s and the female characters are calling each other faggots it's confusing
British culture
>>221369957god I would be so so happy if I could touch a woman who looked like that even once in my life would ride that high until my death
>>221370000*sluuurp*
British is a multicultural
9 days off for me deee latsmy plans? fuck all
>>221369969based retard
>>2213700363 wanks a day and boozing is it
>>221370036Mad how T O I L spells no toil
>>221370060Pirate bastard
>>221370065yeah I've always found that amusing
Long shadows on county grounds, warm beer, invincible green suburbs, dog lovers and pool fillers and as George Orwell said, old maids cycling to Holy Communion through the morning mist. That is my England
I'm hungry and you look like a hunk of meat to me
just under an hour until I can buy the croissants
>>221370089Come on get in
>>221370089*drubs you in cricket and opens a coffee shop*
>warm beerHorrid
>>221370007if I ever get a hug from the 9/10 supervisor I will die a happy man but we're not that close yet
>>221370121laffed out lowd
>>221370089except most of the population lives in decaying post-industrial grimholes
>>221370120rhododendron
>>221370130Cellar temperature rather than warm in a lovely pub garden on a hot summer’s day.
was up all night ktimming again
reading about chris benoitbit of a dick really
>>221370167Not that hard to put it in the fridge
>>221370174>chris benoitthis is either from professional wrestling or a 1990s gay porno VHS cover
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kw9l34Zaacw
>>221370184not everywun got a fridge loicence m8
rubbing my scrotal sack
i'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god
>>221370140It’s sad but there is a common thread that unites this land, this sceptred isle, all the way back to our first king, Brutus of Troy
>>22137008912 pints of beer at night in a pub with music so loud you have to shout to the person beside you, getting out the packet halfway through your first pint, shagging an overweight orange woman with no condom in a toilet cubicle with a broken door, smoking a full packet of cigarettes and mashing a kebab made by a brown man with unwashed hands into your face on the way home, then waking up feeling like your mind, body and soul are literally rotting away and getting a phone call from the police saying your wallet has been found in someones garden.This is my yookay.
Mental how Australians are literally just a decade behind the world mentally due to their delay in internet access
>Ayo we wuz trojan n sheet man fr
posting vapid nonsense into the ether from my smelly bedroomthis is my /brit/
Dead town theory put on pause for now
>>221370218VGH
>>221370228that's not changed really, except the kebab used to be chips or whatever. lower class brits in the 1800s drank constantly
desu senpai baka KEK
>Australians still in 2016Does this mean we can still change the timeline
>>221370246Crocodile Joe on a mad one here
my uk is hedgerows, castles, comfy villages, king arthur, dragons, talking mice from redwall, etc
>>221370257yorkshire?
>>221370228So kino
BACK TO THE FRONT
I kissed a girl and I liked itThe smell of his hairy tranz neckI kissed a girl named IsaacShe used to be a pro football lineman
>>221370274Your country is 95% uninhabitable desert mate
>>221370257doxxed, harrogate lad
>>221370274it was realall of it
>>221370290err ok
>>221370286alri David Craig
>>221370277Yeah
Rorkesberg
horses on BBC1
>>221370310Ow do luv
>>221370228that taxi's MOT expired in 2018, it had done 114,065 miles
Mad how katy perry teabagged ruby rose and she didn't like even though she's a starfucking megadyke
>>221370127corr
>>221370324Would
>>221370324there's a girl at toil like this, petite with a cute face but completely pear shaped, honestly it looks kinda bizarre in motion rather than attractive
>>2213703152, and I thought it would be a qt posh girl riding, it’s a pair of traveller blokes with shire horses
need a gf
>>221370324This is shopped/AI edited, she looked different before
>>221370367a good fucking
>>221370360>it’s a pair of traveller blokes with shire horsessovl
there's some horses in this housethere's some horses in this house
is every local politician a total nutjob retard?
>>221370380Bit lazy that
It felt so longIt felt up rightWhy is that thingIn between her thighs??
um
.
wonder who the first person posting here from a care home will be
>>221370315>>221370360>>221370383>>221370385>>221370448
>>221370448Right then it's just me and you now, Bazz. Want to bum me?
Simply Red - Cunny's Too Tight To Mention
>>221370453I turned 36 this week so probably me at this rate
>>221370476rocking back and forth poo screaming and roaring ktim
screaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wj0eFAH1yo
mental
>>221370453Moi with my excellent gay porn and rymes
>>221370487screaming are you>>221370498mental is it
>>221370487foid moment :/
>>221370498his face is very symmetrial
>>221370517yh
>>221370487honestly why would you not just end it, bitch is 22 years old and already acting like a frigid old maid
>>221370556mad that
>>221370498I think it's Patrick Stewart who said that when you go bald young you end up looking the same age for decades until you become ancient.
>>221370570I think so
>>221370558suicide seems a bit extreme
Vile things come from it.
>>221370587Your brain?
>>221370592ktim
>>221370498
mental how
>>221370601Jfc
>>221370601Now do the Queen
>>221370616They're from this posthttps://x.com/jurnalhabertr/status/2052854249613148187?s=20
Anne Hathaway is the most English looking American actress I've seen.>>221370622>>221370640good posts
>>221370601>searched The Devil Wears Prada on Google just now>a pair of red high heels with devil's trident thingy for heels came strutting across my screen
>>221370616He did
you'll be unrecognizable when the /brit/ lads are done with you
>>221370657lol mine lagged and then flew past
planning on going to tanzania
poo
>>221370685heheh booba nipples
Planning on converting to Islam so I can have many beautiful wives for Allah
rorke's iron grip on /brit/ is over, leftypol has launched a putsch and is now the new glorious leader of /brit/
hitler screwed the putsch
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and let one rip.
>>221370753screaming at nuremberg
>>221370801
