>>221373577Poo lollipop
your all being really funny today
Used to work with a Latvian girl who was objectively 6/10 but just unbelievably sexy somehow, she once gave me a hug too
I AI slopped this character. What do you guys think? Does he have game character potential?
>>221373577Poo?
>>221373608Can't do this now because of woke
>>221373604no soul, here is a character with soul >>221373608
Can't wait for Sky Sports Slopper Sunday
The cloud can affect medically in humans such as me so they used blockage 1 in the hope of finding relief, but I think I will get blockage 2 even if blockage 1 was over a time ago.
>>221373608we used to be a country, a real country
Think I'm growing apart from my family, it quite sad
It is illegal to medically use blockage 1 since it needs an analysist...
>>221373608He would've voted Reform I reckon.
Skibidi ohio
I am a closeted gay who wishes he wasn't gay, I'm fairly good looking and tall and have never had a gf so my family obviously know.
It is something to get Banned for. even in real life it is very specialist. I am just saying.
>>221373676Turn that frown upside down mate haha x
>>221373703Ktim but I'm an incel and not gay
Mr. Blobby has become an LGBTQ+ legend and cultural icon, particularly within the drag and queer communities, due to his embodiment of chaos, authenticity, and gender ambiguity. Described as "absolutely queer" in spirit, Blobby is celebrated for "fuck the boundaries" energy and his role as a chaotic force that defies social niceties and heteronormative expectations.
>>221373703ktim
I am Fares and my ethnicity is full Irish with the haplogroup of R1b.
Before I got my (one) gf there was mad relative who was sure I was gay and kept trying to encourage me to come outAt least she didn't think I was a nonce I suppose
Celtic play Rangers 90 times a season
>>221373703I think mine assume I am gay and too afraid to tell them because I've never had a girlfriend at 33 years old but the reality is that I'm just a sensitive young man.Whenever I'm over to visit and we're watching the goybox the room goes very quiet when the mandated interracial gay kiss scene comes on in whichever ITV drama we're watching, suddenly the air thick with tension. Then eventually one of them will croak out "yeah it's OK to be gay these days". As if they think this will prompt me to come out as gay.
>>221373733Shut the fuck up and stop spamming /brit/!
Skin.
>>221373772Bizarre post
Balls FUCKING STINK
>>221373780Surgery.
on god we are ALL Hammers today x
>>221373806done him
am a bit of a heroin head lads haha x
I am obese
in bed with the American gf got any good memes to share?
>>221373805I am male.
a bacon butty is calling my name lads
you will not post the raccoon girl
>>221373772state of this
>>221373811muswell hillbillies x
>>221373412There was a fat girl in high school that I was nice to and then years after she lost weight and let me smash.
this mike adriano nibba always be eating arses he's never done a scene where he doesn't stick his fat tongue up someone's arsegirls are getting younger and younger too, old man is pushing 50 and rimming these 18 year old white bitches
>>221373815Try French mustache styles.
>>221373825
>>221373839Get it raped
>>221373811Would love it to go to a last day shootout, that would be pengNot an Arsenal enjoyer but they deserve it more than City desu
So the cloud is negativity for Fares so far.
i'm a gay nigga but i still take sausage
female coworker said I have nice hair
10k PB today ladshappy with that
>>221373839bacon bacon wutty time
too hungover to leave the house so that's essentially the weekend overbig fucking spiritic retard award for me again
Sir Swiss Cottage Station
Yeah, mate. Life goes on without ya.
espresso sucked, multi-vitamin down the hatch, red bull inspected, trouble brewing gastrointestinally speakingyep it's a lazy sunday
Fancied this girl for years through school and then randomly after we'd left ended up in a club with her and she grinded her arse on meDon't think she actually fancied me and was probably just doing me a nice little favour but fucking hell it was like something out of a film, how did that even happen
remind me, what's the name of that lass with the penis?
God's good, mate.
me I went to an all boys school and didn't talk to a single girl outside my family from the ages of 11 to 18
>>221373898would have said ktim on any other sunday this year but yesterday i decided not to drink and now i know what it's like waking up on a sunday feeling freshdid you have fun at least?
>>221373924women are massive whores?
Mouse is streaming on Rumble now
>>221373916twitter is where all the oc comes from now
>>221373943is that catholics school, why do they do that?
>>221373934robes
I am a Brition/Irish white Germanic.
Mental how the average person has a memorable filmlike moment every single day of their life whereas my life is a never-ending cycle of bleak drudgery LOL
>>221373587posted the ugly ahh trannies again XD
>>221373964grammar school, lots of schools here are single-sexit's because it generally produces better academic results for both boys and girls
>>221373943would have thought that might help given all the gigachads who went to boys schools especially those who went to boarding schoolsthink it's having all the sexual frustration building up for 7 years then let it all out at uni
>>221373924she did fancy you
So Briton = English if you add / Irish, it becomes Briton for Irish/Irish.
>>221373973That's just not true at all is it?
>>221373968little elfen man
*gets on stage sweating profusely**pics up the mic*s-s-so w-what about that rorke guy, w-what's he all about...
>>221373968hall of mirror proportions going on
/brit/ is extremely grammar school coded
loser neet incel with no friends or life is worried that the intelligence agencies are piecing together VPN traffic to identify his porn wanking habits
>>221373968https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwT6j5zgCzo
>>221373983I see, but it sucks that you don't learn how to interact with girls if you don't have female friends outside of school
Use the towel up and down to clean the penis. I used to use the towel like the method of jacking off with it to clean my penis. But not anymore.
>>221374015Incels are a danger. Remember that fat ugly incel who shot up a playground with his crossbow
gf got me a meal dealshe didn't make a meal so i'm having to deal with it
>>221374011many private-schooled lads on herebet their parents regret spending the money haha x
>>221373731This image is so crazy
>>221374050Brown
Moving on.
>>221374050smartest billionaire jew
>>221374050blacke
might kill myself
>>221374050Howl
4chan is like Reddit it has nothing to do with google account except you sometimes don't make an account here.
>>221374023LOL
>>221374060probably would have turned out even worse if they hadn't
getting my face ready and arse lubed to post on the latest faces of /int/ and get gayed on>>221374011i went to one
>>221374011wrong. too many retards here that couldn't even get into a low performing grammar school. plus all the rorkes i get the impression 90% of /brit/ went to some shite minority-white state school where they were bullied by jamal and muhammed
bit much innit
We need the 100% Indian results and the leaks.
>>221373968I want someone to photoshop their mouths upside down and add the caption "don't talk to me or my son ever again"
All in all it’s just another prick and my balls
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778414085041107.webm
>>221374107most serious unironic rorkes come from very white (but poor) areas
>>221374127chatgpt down?
I am in my home and I don't want any troubles at all...
>>221374136fucking UM
>>221374107I went to a white majority comprehensive. There was a Turk, a Nigerian and a Bangladeshi in my year and everyone else was white British.
I'm never interested in new trends
mental how the two biggest problems in life are also colours that don't have the letter e in them
money money moneyits so funny in a gay mans arse
I dreamt of Candice last night, she was in my dreams
>>221374140I'm on my phone and ChatGPT would probably fuck it up by making it too realistic or it'd refuse. It'd be wasted on you lot anyway.
>>221374127grok will doddle that
>>221374136shit countryshit peoplegod nuke us already
>>221374161the biggest problems in my life are alcohol and boredom
Oh yeah.
>>221374135me doing this but in case they go to a foreigner
>>221374050Black, indigo
>>221374170If she was doing her gimmick on here now I'd genuinely drive to France and get her shagged
Sur Friedrich Engels
>>221374136how does a skinny guy like that manage to knock anyone out lmaoooomust have had a glass chin
Yeah, I am...
>>221374170whatever happened to her?
right well
and i suppose we're supposed to say 'right well' or 'um' now that the incel has posted a naked tranny, is that it?
Just been cockmogged
>>221374136if I speak, I'm in big trouble
he's posted in the oldhe's posted in the oooooold>>221374078
erm...
>>221374205Games, mate.
oh i i just died in a gay mans arse must have been something he ate
>>221374069poo
still think about this thigh slapper
>>221374136uhm, this is beautiful you fucking reform-voting CHUDposted from my bedroom at my mummy and daddy's £2.4million surrey townhouse
>>221374181The reason our country is shit is because of the wealthy. We should tax the rich. We could spend that money on better healthcare, schools, police, transport, all of that stuff.
You fat nigger, what are you talking about? Be a man and say it louder, huh?
>>221374170still cant wrap my head around why a woman would post herself here knowing the types of schizos and mental cases that will latch on to them and post them or catfish as them for years onward
>>221374250sc
>>221374232Haha he was replying to me as wellWe've all done it but haha what a spacker
mad how there's more evidence to suggest humanity came out of china but scientists still tell us we have to believe we came from africa and anything else is debunked™
If I'd built a coherent identity across social media platforms and presented my comedy and ideas on there instead of on 4chan I'd be rich and famous by now. I've been carrying this site for years.
Criminals...
>>221374250>Saoirse bat-observer nice
>>221374287umm
Why don't they put any jokes in those SNL ads
>>221374278imagine her gasping in pain as my 5 incher goes into her and my 16 stone heft crushes her pelvis to dust
>>221374278she's made for the beeb
>>221374267fueled by the desire for attention, like everything a woman does
It feels like the Australian flag the original one.
>>221374278
remember when that french bird posted her minge lmaooooo
that tranny had a very suckable cock though
>>221374259You could probably get a lot more chuds onboard with the class war if you pointed out how the bourgeois oligarchs are responsible for mass migration in an effort to suppress wages, and such; fucking over the working class; that destroying the bourgeoisie would put an end to it.
>>221374332Fuck me youre still here go and have a piss or a wank or watch bargain hunt or something for half an hour
>>221374287Call it a hunch but I reckon the reason people on 4chan deny the idea of humans starting in Africa is because 4channers don't want to admit that they, the glorious white people, are themselves descended from migrants
>>221374313you can say that anyone who posts their face on this board wants attention but the women get singled out and latched on to because they are female and its so rare here
>>221374259bangladesh is full of povvos and its still a shithole
>>221374366why does she have a qipao
If we evolved from Africans how come there are still Africans
>>221374357it's sunday night can't a man relax on /brit/ for an hour or two before another week of toil!?!?
>>221374259The wealthy pay most of the tax. If wealthy people were a problem then countries with no wealthy people would be better. The opposite is generally true. What you want is a rising tide that lifts all boats. Wealthy people, yes, but also a high level of equality and social cohesion.
>>221374267I talked with her pretty extensively on discord. It was hard to tell at first because of the slight language barrier, but she is genuinely suffering from some kind of intellectual disability
>>221374393
https://voca.ro/1i7rhXLGvewQ
>>221374366is that @misstranslation
>>221374404Corrr
>>221374410
>>221374394Your eyes will turn square
if we tax rich ppl like mr tesco he'll just leave and take tesco with him
>>221374170do french people really look like that? very swarthy
>>221374439If leftypol takes away are Tesco's I'll go fucking spare
>>221374452she's a sephardic jewess
rorke getting raped by the bbc goblins
>>221374418Ok, Jacker. How do you jack off? I used to jack off at the edge of the seat, like the movies. Sometimes I jack off on the seat. Sometimes while standing, and sometimes I jack off and move to the wall of the bathroom. When I was younger I used to jack off like the Indian for you it looks like the hotel bed and a movement to ejaculate on the towel in front of ya...
Heating on in May then apparently
>>221374287Blud thinks he's a denisovan
>>221374363Sub-Saharan Africans are said to have ~20% so-called “ghost DNA” (Homo erectus admixture) not found in non-Africans. That suggests they’re a result of Bulgarian migrants who mixed with the local Erecti in Africa.
>>221374394are you a sarariman
why does everything anyone on the internet says start with bro now
moderator!
>>221374428Sometimes I jack off with clothes sometimes I don't jack off with clothes.
>>221374476This is me but only cos I've got no hot water and need a shower so this my cope
>>221374490just how we talk unc
um
>>221374366she is tight af
erm
Why is BBC Radio 2 playing children’s music lol
>>221374492Ngl Rorke looking kinda shaggable rn
>>221374504All jacker ideas.
>>221374404you'd have to to post here
>>221374520It's to attract the children to their studio
bro i'm doing a poo fr
>>221374476im sat in my shorts with my cock and balls out
nth for the gyaldem
>>221374372would appreciate it if you just let me do my incel thing without all that woke logic nonsense
what would your parents say if they saw the weird shit you wank to
I get horney after I ejaculate and tiredness and I have depression and derealization and dizziness. In a period of time I used soap and jacked off my penis so hard I got weakness injury but it is used during sex.
>>221374558Goodness gracious! *faints*
Really dislike how prevalent it is for people to say "not gonna lie" followed up by something that they wouldn't lie about or had no reason to>How long did it take for you to get here?>Not gonna lie, it took me 30 mins
>>221374545Oooooh beepity beep beep time for another gyaldem update
more than a womanmore than a woman to me
why does rorke get so triggered to know humans came from africa
>>221374558probably report me to the police even though it is all legal
>>221374404She reads books though
>>221374558They'd piss themselves laughing
>>221374580because it's literally untrue
If we're all African then I'm allowed to say the nigger word
>>221374558Dad would say based probably but I don't watch porn anymore.
Penis health with weakness injury and more...
watched this fillum last night on recommendation from a lad in this thread
I love being as warm as possible. It's healthy too.
>>221374580cuz the bbc part of the deal is missing
>>221373703cope>>221373772utterly perplexing incel cope post
corr späffen
>>221374580Why do certain people get so triggered at the idea that it might be somewhere else? I swear whenever the alternative is brought up it's treated as heresy
>>221374613Motherless on my dick.
>>221373772aha this is literally mumberg everytime a poofter is on tv that or its 'fine' or 'brave' to be gay these days
rorke rorking about rorkingly
Bye.
>>221374626is that phil collins?
>house track starts playing>Martin Luther King "I have a dream" acappella
Plotting a megawank, a gigawank even
just learned that the gta series was made by brits haha wtf
>>221374575zoomers always saying they're not lying>not gonna lie>on god>for real
>>221374580Cause it gives cronem a claim of dominion over their country and Katies
>>221374654Ayatollah Falastin Collins
>>221374575autistic fuck
>>221374665
>>221374661doing a megayawn, a gigayawn even to this blogpost
>>221374630are the alternatives coming from anywhere credible? that exlcudes someone who goes by KekiusMaximus67
>>221374659house music is intrinsically linked with the rights of black people, past and futurehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777804617077178.mp4
has a girl ever fingered your chocolate factory when sucking you off?
>>221374684Arrest them all
>>221374684How did they find so many trannies
>>221374699most of them have penises though
>>221374698never had a girl do either of those thingshard enough to get em to touch it with their hands let alone wank it
>>221374684Pondering the aroma of these ladies in a 50 shades of gray screening
>>221374698I’ve had two girls start fooling around down there without asking. My anus was too ticklish
rorke rubbing his ballbag with his fingertips then sniffing them
Might become a Nintendo guy and just buy all the new Nintendo games. Bit pricey but Mario never lets you down
>>221374667no cap?
it looms it fucking looms
>>221374695Of course, my favorite stuff is from Detroit and Chicago. It's just that I hate those "I have a dream" tracks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7d3jc-zjBY>>221374695no but a girl wanted to eat me own arse and I jumped up like cat
not a fan of "grey squirrels"
>>221374686don't talk to a brit like that cody know your place
>>221374752delete this lad it's far too early for loomposting
>>221374752it does
Not gonna lie but I've just had some toast and a coffee and I'm thinking of getting another slice of toast
>>221374757mad she had an orgy with the IRA
>>221374752Not for me as I'm a NEET haha
>>221374774Done him
>>221374575For me it's using desu
>>221374757This one is pretty, no idea why the other one is more famous
>>221374622How was my post cope?
>>221374766>mfw im manifesting more vindaloo options at the big tesco
>>221374787she has a very nice tanned arse too
>>221374757Mogs Bonnie
>>221374338Migrants aren't automatically bad people.>>221374376If the world's wealth was spread more evenly then poorer countries would be wealthier, with better living conditions. The Indian subcontinent was of course plundered by wealthy Brits for a long time.>>221374400Wealth for all people is a good thing. Then you have enough food, and you can afford good healthcare, etc. But in today's world you have a relatively small number of people (multimillionaires and billionaires) who are amassing vast fortunes. They can use this wealth to influence the world for their own benefit, even if means many others suffer. If you're an ordinary person without a vast net worth then it's surely in your interests to see wealthy people taxed more, with their wealth put towards the common good.
>>221374786
>>221374809Oh shut it you wanker
Need a gimmick. What about band t-shirts so then people start talking to you about the bands?
>>221374729bizarre post >yeah ill buy ALL the games on the whim despite the price just because nintendo fans are weird
