Germans be like>he has builded shitAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
All the germans are building shit outside rn
>>221378910the "new germans" build shit on the street
>>221379180Lmao good one
>>221378065he bould
>>221379933Gonna start using this
>>221379933I've started using this
>>221378065He has maked a retarded thread.
>>221382757You will never be german
>>221382757You have always been german
>>221382757>>221382757They actually say this btw, but they pronounce it may kid like naked
>>221378065I think it's fascinating to witness the influence of non-native speakers on languages, such as in this case, in which verbal conjugation is modified into a more regular paradigm. I welcome such changes to my language, most of all from the noble Teutons :^)
>>221382908hello is this a sarcasm
>>221379180kekaroo
>>221382965i cannot help but notice that a lot of people (or better yet: posters) find the post you just replied to to be humorous
>>221382908Its almost as if its used as a joke because thats what Germans say. Holy shit are you german or what
Nothing more cucked than competing in how well you speak daddy's language. People never made the connection while language cucking happened historically, so I'm giving it to you now.
>>221383067>Holy shit are you german or whatthis is a very ironic post because you yourself are german!
Fuck sake, you try to make a funny post and now I have to delete the image because people think im a retard esl
>>221383167You are not a retard esl beause people think you are a retard esl, you are a retard esl because you're a retard esl!
>>221383187Have anal traffic with me please
>>221383241how did you know :D
Lmao >gender traffic>oral trafficGermans are too funny But verkehr can mean crossing over
>>221383303this is not what they taught me in catholic school!
And did the Countenance Divine,Shine forth upon our clouded hills?And was Jerusalem builded here,Among these dark Satanic Mills?
>>221383067>>221382908Germans really do translate shit directly from German and pretend it's correct.>ending sentences with "or?">calling white bread "toast bread">over-using "he has"
>>221379180Kekked
>>221383527Don't forget overusing "ing"
>>221379180new germans are more like new turks
Half the people here get it half dont
>>221383653LOL
Wtf is this thread
>>221383527I took the pepe out of the replying bin because of you. You are my hero
>>221383718>build shit
>>221383912I'd rather eat shit
>>221384111digits confirm>>221383718it's pure intography
>>221384111Save me some
>>221384111Shave me some
>>221383912Count me in
>>221384111You are german
>>221384111A 3 course?
>>221384111With a side of spargel?
>>221384111Yummers
>>221384111I prefer rabbit pellets, its more exotic and packs a flavourful punch
>>221384111>>221384128>>221384249>>221384270True connoisseurs drink the extract
>>221384504It's best used as decoration you pleb. Use some agar agar and you have Diarrhoea blobs
>>221384111Fuck im gonna relapse definitely dont share your favourite poo sauce
Im a big fan of irregular verbsI get angry when I hear natives say shit like he hanged himself or he dived into the wateryou just sound silly pal
>>221384670>he hanged himselfThat's correct when referring to the merhod of execution.
>>221384730>>221384730Im hung ;)
>>221384797HELLO???????
>>221385135ill suck you off if you have a cute face
Two nukes weren't enough
You're all German speakers using English among yourselves to discuss eating shit. It's as if there is an exhibitionist facet to your perverse coprophilic fantasies
We're Nuremberg trials too much
>>221386547The Versailles treaty was
>>221384111Extremely German post
>>221385234Its 1 person
>>221383527I have EFL and ESL friends and they all find it quite amusing. They've started copying phrases like "it gives eggs for lunch today"
>>221387745No, I am not
>>221379180Turks don't shit in the street do they
>>221378065idgi
>>221379180
