The most amazing history
Thank you kraut-sama
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I beg to differ.
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>>221381128You are a very close second
>>221378523wait until you read about indian history
>>221381127It's true
>>221381155Indian history>White people come into pakistan and built the world's first plumbing system>Dravidian australoids ethnically replace the steppe aryans>Shit in the streets for the next 2000 years
>>221378523I actually think France mogs because we were somewhat irrelevant until colonisation while France was the centre of Europe for years while we were getting raped and invaded living in our mud huts and bogs
>>221381674Rape is hot tho uwu
>>221381674True but the Normans dommed us into relevance
the art of swimming back to your island whenever shit gets real
>>221378523from late medieval times to early modern times yes. i would say in antiquity and middle ages the history of italy would be better but in the last 2~ centuries brits were on top and practically shaped the whole western world.
>>221381929And it worked for over a thousand years.
>>221381674France is gay though
>>221381621Indus Valley is before the Aryan steppeshitters came in, saar. White people doing anything with India has led to immeasurable problems for the rest of the planet and now we have to deal with the consequences. It's a curse.
The History of Britain is trying to prevent European unification 3 times over so their merchant class could keep on profiting
>>221381674The HRE mogged the fuck outta both of you.
>>221381674Hello Pierre.>The first building to be built taller than the pyramid of giza was lincoln cathedral>The most centralised state in the middle ages was England - perhaps even the first nation state>Almost conquered France despite being three times smaller - had both the king of Scotland and the King of France held in the tower of London at one time>Longbow was one of the most impressive technologies of medieval warfare until the canonThats just the high middle ages, never mind the epic viking age which preceded it. Then we have the first regicidal revolution, glorious revolution, industrial revolution. Although I agree French history is kino, its a lot closer between the two of us
Spanish history mogs all Anglo-British-American history combined into oblivion.A lot of their greatest historical feats is them just doing something that Spain already did like 200 years earlier with less technology and much worse odds.>already abolished slavery in the 16th century>first ones to reach the Pacific ocean>world's first circumnavigation in recorded history>first ones to be "the empire where the sun never sets">first ones to establish a global economy with the Spanish dollar as the first global currency>invented the submarine and a lot of other cool shit
SOO UNDERSTAND DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ALWAYS SEARCHING FOR THOSE WASTED YEARSFACE UP MAKE YOUR STANDAND REALIZE YOU'RE LIVING IN YOUR GOLDEN YEARS
>>221384667Sorry, Spain just cannot compete with Great Britain, you don't even have Great in your name!
>>221384667Anon you don't even mog the Umayyads. You are basically a shitskin empire that got lucky and found virgin land to exploit. You were the richest empire europe had ever seen and you made zero contributions to art, culture or technology in the wider world. The only thing Spain is notable for is colonising the new world but beside that it is very forgettable in terms of its contributions to humankind, which even the Dutch mog you lmao
>>221378523I think Spain has a better story in going from rage to riches to rags again, but the UK is a close second so far
>>221384268>work hard to ensure euros live freely, not dominated by a single polity>"NOOOOOO, EVIL ANGLO BASTARD, LET THE BOOT CRUSH MY FACE, NOOOOOOO"And we'll do it again, you seething swede. You and your ancestor's sissy humiliation fetish will N E V E R be satisfied
>>221384424you just wrote a tome for the benefit of a paki congrats
>>221381887>dommed usFinally, someone else understands the true nature of the british. Our entire history has been as being as depraved and degenerate as possible; inviting literal barbarians to rule over us
>>221381929NPC pathing glitch to farm for free xp
>>221387752>If your culture, inventions and art are so great, why am I so ignorant of them?
>>221389609>why am I so ignorant of them?idk but you shouldn't beWhen the U.K. is at the top of its game it just can't be beat. Pic very much related.
>>221384424>Longbow was one of the most impressive technologies of medieval warfare until the canonIt was the drone of its era. English archers were the 414th Birds of Madyar of the middle ages. We were only any good at archery because we were forced to be out of necessity and poverty. England was such a destitute shithole then that it could scarcely afford any metal. So using small bits of metal on a stick like spears and arrows was infinitely more cost efficient than fielding knights clad in platemail wielding swords.
Define amazing. I'd say amazing includes a bit of 'unexpected' which I don't think applies to Britain. I think a country with a genuinely amazing history is the Netherlands considering much of the good bits of it today was under the sea just a few hundred years ago. Those mermen and mermaids then went on to paint the Night Watch, conquer all of the East Indies, pioneer and build the best fortifications and make the dago papists perennially butthurt.>>221384268Based
>>221391980Yeah, mythological stuff. 10k years from now archeologists will be talking about a civilization that terraformed the seas to expand its domain.... Or that aliens did it.....
>>221378523history, perhaps, but what about HERstory?
For me it's Cold War history in general, but sure I'll watch a documentary or a video about something in medieval or early industrial Britain
