holodem edishsharteta shithouse sub edish
Bit early
>>221382687n-word lol
"cold palmer" horse comes out today :D
wonder what the UK would be like without Rorkes
>>221382687Oh great, a bent edition
nth for the baddiedem10 more years OLE OLEthe arsenal fan's burden
>>221382730Rorkes built this country
the thing is, they're more than likely going to be dogshit news because the obsessed and autistic are the only ones who can tolerate the captcha for new thread making because of their gay little obsessions
>>221382721NNNNNNNNNNNNNN VIVI>>221382723cold palmer will sink spuds bless>>221382758COYG
>>221382743>>221382738>>221382687>>221382723>>221382758you lot are the actual worst posters here and I would suggest you be made into cat food but that would be cruel to the cats
need need NEED some Hawaiian gash RIGHT NOW
>>221382730no such thingyou get rorkes or you get rorkes (brown)
load of fucking arseholes on here tonihgtim off to bed
everything is cringe
>>221382777all me
>>221382784wish i were fucking an arsehole tonight
>>221382777genuinely all me
Got a smelly vagina
>>221382777hoesmad
>>221382796a woman or man's arsehole?
wish i liked footy. just unable to force myself to enjoy it.
Nobody mentioning Your Party gained 2 councillors in the recent elections Go on Zarah, we love you!
>>221382808a womans.but also a trannys arse if they were especially peng.
>>221382809it's povvo slop
>>221382817I don't have a party mate
>>221382831sorry but you're gay so you're going to have to leave the thread now
>>221382838i know but many of my mates like it so i miss out on various things
you know what i like?that cat picture that spins around and it makes a noise like ookikiyakiookikiyaki
beep from bath
free nigger
any good posts coming up soon you reckon?
are zaz
>>221382882I'll take two
this is my most spiritual post
blackedbirds chirping in the garden
>>221382804same but willy lets rub our bits together and see what kind of pong it makes
soccer niggas talking about some CP
>>221382889just started on the vodka so there will be plenty coming soon
>>221382777number 14 OLE OLE
your average reform enjoyer
>>221382890deport deport deport
toilfu's deleted her profile picture again, trouble in paradise perhaps
>>221382687she'd get it
>>221382935
>>221382935the irony of complaining about this then cosying up to muslims is a bit funny
smelly anons having sex and creating megathrush
love the anime/vtuber posters, they bringing lots of good vibes all round xx
>>221382964those are pixels arranged on an drawing tablet by a 47 year old balding japanese man
thinking about how everything isn't 100% paperless and getting angry
>>221382777genuinely fantastic post
>>221383006Yeah alri my idiot boss
>>221382890how are these niggas surprised at allevery single non-white progressive girlie bounces on BWCeven Ilham Omar, a literal Somali, left her Somali husband for a white man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na79dfVHpp0
>>221383046posted the ugly ahh trannies award
listening to all along the watchtowerboy that coon could play!
bradley "the chase" walsh
porn-addled incels love their trannies
>>221382968I'm not based in the UK.I'm based everywhere.
>>221382914https://youtu.be/MD4-_7WNrm8?si=adVa9YLquFZHw8PY&t=857
>>221383071
>>221383107the so called vodka fuelled good post
two thai girls said they wanted to sleep with me i thought i'd won the lotteryand i had - altogether we had 6 balls!
If something annoys me on 4chan I make sure I let them know how much it is annoying me. That always makes them stop
>>221383107IT'S IN THE FRACKIN SHIP
>>221382971who's cosying up to muslimsare you implying i'm doing that
>>221383143fucking roar shriek pooing
>>221383143alri bernard manning
how long before we can make the jump to lightspeed?
limit experiences, chaos magick, lacanian thought, CCRU, Lovecraft's 'the outside', capitalist realism, deep ecology, houdini as the miracle escape, hypersigils, psychic warfare, spectacle manipulation, egregores, high/low culture, mutual aid as a means of living, situationists, gramscian counter-hegomony, you are nature, guerilla marketing as guerilla warfare, time compression (maoism), space+time+will, networking, gramsci on machiavelli, panopticon, huey newton revolutionary suicide, war against gaia, gender accelerationism, climate collapse, existentialism, generations are marketing, commodity as identity, revolutionaries as a criminal class, necropolitics, sacrifice zones, capital as a dark god, prison organizing, detournement, and recouperation as sigilwork, hyperstitions, belief in the lock is the cage, learned helplessness, working class honor systems, affinity group, sexual revolution, anarcho-communism, indigenous systems, ecology as spirituality, hauntology and necromancy, nostalgia as a reactionary force, the Real
>Mum died in front of daughter after head got stuck in rocks when tide was rising
>>221383176prefer not to say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCkKc2LuCuM
sun is 8 light minutes awaybet you didn't know that
>>221383192
>>221383143bravo
>>221383143boomers in the nursing home CACKLING at this one
>>221383192this type of news is completely pointlessonly serves to make people sad and afraid
>>221382964corrrrr spats >>221382993bless up xx
>>221383192Not funny and you should all be imprisoned
dialogue in the sopranos is just so fucking raw, so real, so good.they don't even feel like characters, it's like a camera just fell into a real family's home why is that so difficult to replicate just stupendous
… supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching live PGA tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
genuinely so thankful i dont live somewhere that has permanent cricket sound in summer
I feel something terrible has happened
think the janitors on this board only target the swedish threadall the matgeeks and other dogshit spam they post gets slapped with some copyright protection and you get 3 days just for attempting to post it
don't tek di vaccine
>>221383262trailer park boys is another example
>He said: ‘I looked over the railings when I saw a girl shouting for help for her mum.’>When he climbed down and shone his phone light on the rocks, he ‘could see two legs sticking out from them.’
>>221383265quite mental how tim surpassed ssm as the neet dosser king
>>221383265always so sad to see someone with high standards reduced to living in care . he has posh versions of everything but he's still confined to his chair :(
two trailer park girls go round the outside
>>221383192fucking hell RIP
there is no meaning to life
>>221383166leftists do.and your unsolicited reform seethe post suggests you're one of them
>>221383311its entirely his choice to do that
… shave time wearing my excellent glasses watching live PGA tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
my life is like an anime
>>221383342he has schizophrenia and took his clothes off in public
off to tesco
>>221383357to shave at your chair is insane
>>221383325id blow your head smooth off nigga dumb ass retarded fascist incel freak
>>221383358does it have cute girls with massive boobs
>>221383362that doesnt cause immobility
Saffron’s daughter described how her mum was screaming and asking for people to help get her out. She said that the wait for the ambulance ‘felt like an eternity’.Bridget Dolan KC, who summarised the daughter’s evidence, said: ‘I can’t help but think if the ambulance arrived a little sooner they might have been able to do something to get the stuck lady out.’
>>221383369is that....employed woman?
>id blow your head smooth off nigga >dumb ass retarded fascist incel freak
>>221383380its a yaoi anime
>>221383325bizarre to assume that i'm a left winger because i posted a right wing pedophile
are there any cute or dare i say beautiful trans women browsing the thread today?
to shave at your chair after auschwitz is barbaric
>>221383406Elect. The. Dolls.
>>221383414*raises paw*
>>221383387catatonia is a symptom of schizophrenia
… scored an early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live PGA tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
it's no use, I've got my bum out
actually indians are bro tier
negative energy in this thread
they're gonna ban waifus next
>>221383406i accept your concession + you will die a virgin + hitler lost
>>221383387how did he choose immobility
>>221383406get that runt punted
>>221383433he's not catatonic
might get these
>>221383443yh?>>221383444yh?>>221383445yh?>>221383446yh?
>>221383456how do you know?
>>221383406pick a struggle
normies complaining about pajeets and muslims when they probably can't even pinpoint india on a map
>>221383456do you think catatonic means never moves ever
>>221383465albert wesker core
>>221383414*raises fempenis*
>>221383471yh
>>221383311>he thinks san pelle is posh
>>221383485why would that matter when they're here mate
wanking to Sayla Mass
woah... she's just like me...
>>221383478because i know what catatonia is...>>221383486no i dont
ronnie mcnutt
>>221383505funny caberg
>>221383485we're not americans tyvm
>>221383505love beastslove creatures
Any /k/ man care to explain wtf I'm looking at
>>221383337mogged hard
>>221383509aesthetically it is even if it's affordable
>>221383505catberg and dogbert had a baby
>>221383529>sibling>theirffs
>>221383564WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
homage to catatonia
>>221383537women with autism are just retarded men
>>221383566a shitty homemade sawed off bolt action
Oak before ash in for a splash. In for a dry summer lads be aware
poop seal
>>221383564scientists should show this thing porn and see what happens
>>221383566sawn off bolt action rifle
Rats are as smart as dogs but only live for 2 years
>>221383591miscellaneous mammalian thing
used so many hankies for this cold bin looks like ive been gooning all weekend
>>221383594good book except for the mind numbing factious leftoid politics chapter
>>221383611summer like a tinder boxready to pop i reckon
think I might be developing a bunion
missingcutiesposting has potential for Gimmick of the Year 2026
>>221383628if they were smarter, they would learn how to live longer
Mo Salah's one of the good ones
business idea: start an inside joke about a common item (say, a carton of milk) with every gf you have. that way even when you break up she will be forced to think about you. she might even confuse that for love or something.
>>221383681i dont like itsinister vibes
they're gonna ban GTA 6 next
>>221383525gundam girls clear
>>221383692somalians are bro tiergreat food
>>221383681more like potential to get you arrested for interfering in a police investigation
i've got autism but nobody gives a shit how that affects my analyses
pamperchu sex arse
>>221383681we don't accept nonce submissions
>>221383699i did this with my ex but with music. basically all the music she listens to now is from me
>>221383730you're not famous though
https://vocaroo.com/12DwYU73h87X
>>221383753ktim
>>221383765I might be if anyone gave a hoot about my analyses
>>221383730yeah because you're an ugly hairy blokevery autistic of you not to get it honestly
>>221383662Had a cold when I went to England a couple years ago and when I pulled an old crumbling tissue from my sleeve a lady with her lady friends said "oh my God, did you see that?" and they sneered at me. What do we think about that story? Because *I* feel like it says a lot about England. Anything slightly abnormal is called attention to and criticized, that's what I think. OR I imagined it and have schizophrenia.
>>221383768sup crodie
rorke's got a big oily butta big round wet mcmuffin
i liked the umbunny gimmick
>>221383798sup crodieu gud?
>>221383403s
>>221383803how fat do you have to be to connect body parts to mcdonalds
>>221383564me entering /brit/
>>221383852almost as fat as rorke's fat arse
top 10 juiced up coachestop 10 juiced up players
The Dominator™
sup noddy
rorkes gone too bloody far this time
>>221383564if i saw that just run into my bedroom id be scared shitless ngllooks like a huge rat
>>221383877that probably cost £3
>>221383859me when you enter /brit/ >>221383591
>>221383814im gud crodiecronem being delicate with your bussyhole recently?
The exberg coined a nickname for me that stuck in our friendgroup and spreadnow every time someone calls me it I immediately think of herquite cruel actually
>>221383877why do dominoes put all the topping in one area
would be proper funny if in the new someone decides to instantly post a new in that one, i think the entire /birt/ would be in uproar>>221383564looks like a rat shagged a deer
Life could be good. I can see a glimmer there.. for the first time in a while. There is something.. something that could be good.
what's your excuse?
>>221383936alri gayfatretardmong
>>221383936id be sad if i were called bald fatty by my friends as well
>MNGS-058: The Dirty Blowjob Queen Who Sucks And Swallows Every Last Bit Of Smegma
>>221383936is it midgetcock?
Alri lads
>>221383937It's not happening. It's company policy. Actually centralised toppings are a good thing. Stop noticing.
why doesnt britain just start producing its own jav to get round the porn ban
>>221383988nah it was dirty blowjob queen who sucks and swallows every last bit of smegma
>>221383879sup ghostie>>221383919weird
the image that ruined ziedbelg's persona forever
>>221383967this aint right
>>221384036https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Old_Dominion_University_shootingvs the virgin[ia] school shooter?
>>221384045sup shnorie
>>221384059how does that ruin his persona? he was being glib. ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
on the bog fucking giving birth
>>221384034as nicknames go it's a bit of a mouthful
ziedy's dad shnoring in the chemo ward
>>221384076haha
>>221384110sc
Spaki can you put your flag back on, cheers!
I've got a bad feeling about this
Always funny when Cornwall gives an update on their savings that are meant to be spent on the things they need but they’re too much of a frugal coward to spend a penny
Spaino can you put your trip on and just give us a little life update for the Spainoholics and the Spaniacs?
right then, el clasico on, smiles in the airfryer
If savings are meant to be spent why are they called savings
>>221384165dont think he can do that. he had it banned for posting cp
Beating my shit in b&q
>>221384086there's no way to make posting your black man gimmick at 5:38 on a wednesday morning not look retarded
https://youtu.be/KWkTQvlnDTI?si=rHJPcnuePEdWqVsEeverything is fine
>>221384172Well they’re always updating us on the things they need that they could use the savings to buy but they never do
>>221384132
>>221384169Post a piccy of the smiles then.
Pathologist Raj Logasundarum said there was 271 milligrams of alcohol per 100ml of blood in Ms Cole-Nottage’s results.He told the inquest this ‘would have significantly impaired her cognitive abilities.’Ms Cole-Nottage’s cause of death was found to be drowning.
>>221383357what fucking star wars looking razor is that?
>>221384172because you're saving them for something
lusi on the track right get your track right
>>221384238If bladee got elusin on a track it would probably go hard as fuck but Bladee carries every track he’s on with anybody
should probably buy a house. cba tho
*crafts one inventory of runes*right that's enough of that
i need to have sex
want a good sci-fi/ cyberpunk film from the 80s/90s/00s to put onyes I've seen blade runner and the matrix.any other recommendations?
>>221384273they love doing that
>>221384271and 7evaa is backit a ripsquad summernun finbar cud do
>>221383273quite like it me. the murmur of the crowd, the crack of leather on willow and the occasional clatter of ash stumps being broken
Limmy's livehttps://www.twitch.tv/limmy
>>221384294It’s 8pm on a Sunday. You’re only going there to longingly gaze inside
>>221384302yeah but it’s anime
Does anyone have the picture of the pink dildo with a turd stuck on the end of it?
>>221384302brazil
>>221384347yes
>>221383357>shaving in his chair>using only foam and no waterabsolute madman
>>221384320Bet nothing drops til Autumn though
>>221384337it's a tesco express it's still open
>>221384340No worries, what is it?
>>221384302the butterfly effect
>>221384322shant be watching
>>221384377ghost in the shell
Doing a Scottish wank. Won't explain what makes it different. x
>>221384302johnny mnemonic but it's not that great tho
>>221384273
I stand by my previous post.If you're going to blame the country's problems on immigrants and get them deported, sort your own shit out first Stop littering. Clean the front of your homes at least. Learn how to talk instead of defaulting to screaming. Otherwise you're no better than the immigrants you shit on.
>>221384313this one did a breast reduction. Absolutely criminal and the doctors should be imprisoned.
>>221384302equilibrium
>>221384441can do all of those but let's get them gone first x
>>221384416the accent
>>221384441How about we just kick em out and don't do any of that?
>>221384441Well said
>>221384441>Stop littering. Clean the front of your homes at least. Learn how to talk instead of defaulting to screamingi only see foreigners do this
>>221384441why not just deport the underclass as wellto the bottom of the sea
>>221384454They won't though, will they. They'll still scrounge around like the shits they are.
och aye goot a finge rite up mah jobby hole
>>221384441Littering got 100x worse with the influx of foreigns however
There’s a bloke on tiktok who cleans up areas and he lets people request an area and the worst areas are FILLED to the brim with biomassGet them ground up and burned to heat the pensioners homes
>>221384445Really? That's a disgrace
the banana i put in my smoothie is not ripe at all. that's me farting up a storm tomorrow
>>221384492True. One thing you can't blame on forrens though is the dogshit everywhere. People just don't fucking give a shit any more.
The British underclass really are fucking disgusting. I genuinely hate them
achtyually, it’s late stage capitalism
>>221384520cant blame people for not giving a shit. country has been utterly ruined by the government and their precious 'mass
>>221384512It's so stupid, hers were not even that big. They never look good with a reduction, they look weird. Fucking hate this bullshit.
>>221384441>>221384520people don't look after rootless cosmopolitan shitholes matecart before the horse
the billionaires are to blame for littering
>>221384520Maybe it's just hard for people to give a shit about a country that's gone to the dogs
>>221384534mad how russia made it to late-stage capitalism before us despite us having one hell of a headstart, cheating bastards
>>221384529sir keir starmer
It's laziness. I don't care how poor your upbringing is. It really isn't that hard to be normal in public
Getting dressed head to toe in Uniqlo’s new “unc” collection
>>221384539>>221384548Again, pure laziness, blaming your own behaviour on the government.
>>221384529Get the impression they're still running like Iron Age programs. Muscle up on a nigga, fight it out, direct, reputation, reincarnation, trans blood cults.
there's a boomer itt
Sucking on an anime arse
>>221384579This is exactly what I was saying down Costa yesterday
>>221384591giwtwm
going to spend this week deep cleaning the flat and getting some more furniturea clue gained
there's a broccoli head itt
new >>221384623new >>221384623new >>221384623new >>221384623
>>221384609it's so nice when everything is properly spick and span
You're not going to spend hours polishing a car knowing someone will have their grubby hands all over it within the hour. It's not laziness, it's an uphill battle
>>221384573it's not laziness. people no longer care to.
my brain has been raped by irony
