/blini/ editionold >>221383152
Russians are so bitter they don't even eat flapjacks with sweet stuff, they just slap sour cream on them and call it a day
>flapjacks
>>221387536Bitter about what? I heard their victory day parade was pretty tragic this year
>>221387560>>221387536Mmm I love floppy, saggy titties
She destroyed Serbia
>>221387598Never knew she was based
>>221387598I thought that was just Bill
>>221387598imagine how many cocks she's destroyed in her lifetime too
Black person on a suspended license in a car with no plates be like >I AINT DO NOTHING!
>>221387613this
>>221387598>>221387624Maybe I would have been attracted to her in the 1970s, but I so strong associate her with being a gross horrible old lady that I just feel repulsed when I see these images
>>221387626I just watched that one yesterday, cops should have a tactical beehive they can release inside the car to force the suspects out.
Everyone pray for my sister to get a job
Friendly reminder that Hilldawg was a 5.5/10 by 70s standards.
>>221387675I have a position open on muh dick
>>221387675I got a job for your sister
>>221387675Naw
>>221387675women shouldn't have jobs
>>221387675Not my problem
Just ate a bunch of crackers with peanut butter and I sprinkled some peanuts onto the peanut butter and now my stomach hurts
>>221387723they can have jobs that objectify them appropriately
>>221387675I support her endeavor and hope for the best.THEN we can have sex.
Everyone's posting their moms onto Instagram for mothers day and I think that's so weird Like, why are you being so performative about it?
Since some of you slow kids don't get it yet I'll break it down for you. Ayys are real and they're killing us softly. We went to space with aluminum and copper and within decades our technology has advanced at unbelievable speeds. What does all this miraculous tech do? Atomizes human society. Introduces pollutants we will never be rid of. Increasingly fucks up natural weather systems. Increases our ability to kill each other exponentially. Even bush Africans in deepest darkest are seeing their birthrates drop. In maybe a century we will see a generation with almost complete infertility. More dead people, less empathy, no ability to reproduce = problem solved. They don't need to reveal themselves, it doesn't matter either way so why bother. They don't need to invade because we're already dead. They don't give a shit about the Earth or its resources because they have access to infinite resources in space. The fact that we made it into space at all says there is a chance, however remote, we could threaten them in the future and they aren't willing to risk the slightest chance of that happening. GG boys it's been fun.
>>221387791what are they supposed to use instagram for?
>>221387799Retard, they would just annihilate us if we were that much of a threat
>>221387665>that one yesterdayhappens hundreds of times every day
>>221387791No idea never used insta
it's so over
>>221387819Memes and vacation pics
There are no stages to my life only a flat unending plain
>>221387819>what are they supposed to use instagram for?show off their art and ask for commissions (not porn)
Pound my pussy
>>221387825They gave us the tools to do it to ourselves without having to lift a single finger. Have fun getting melted into legos when you die smart guy.
I have purposely avoided the toxic generals of other boards and I am better off for it. One was 90% feds and bots anyways, basically nothing of value was lost. I've distilled it down to /cum/ at this point, do or die.
>>221387924DAMN this picture is old as hell
>>221387924this pic is so old
>>221387924waow this pic is ancient
the only good thing about this mass surveilance apparatus is that it could be dismantled instantly should the companies hosting the "cloud" services decide to brick the devices.
need a white bitch
>>221387924I'd let her guard my penis dick with her vagina if you catch my drift
god make them garnish this nigga's wages make him suffer
OK here you fucking oldheads
>>221388018vapid whore
>>221388018>>221387924i would have incredible amounts of sex with her
>apparently i was supposed to register for the selective service when i was 18
do you like my sword sword sword my diamond sword sword
Women want snazzy men full of virile energy, humor, who takes charge confidently and that'll never be me
>>221388055stop being antisemitic and sign up, your corpse will be needed in a few years' time
>>221388055did you ever do fafsa? if so you're already registered
>>221388099i don't think so. i never went to college or got any scholarships
im left handed so i had a lot of problems in school with teachers who would make me sit on the right side of normal humans because seating chart shall not be infringed
>>221388114sometimes though that's a shit test and they have a crush so they go ew ick hes soooooo grossss yuck because theyre in denial about having a crush Seen that happen in more than one workplace where a girl loudly talks about a guy being gross only to later link up with him
>>221388157i am left handed and this has never happened why are you lying you are liar please stop lying
if a girl hates you she actually loves you, get in there king
>>221388180trap sprung you've been outed demon
where are the messsssicans?
>>221388157me too but i could just angle myself to not bump anyone else
I'm left handed for writing and most things, but for certain things I use my right hand
i pleasure cocksteinberg using my left hand
it's crazy how big of a deal shining a laser pointer at a plane is. They will put you in prison for years for it. It seems like something a person would try to do completely innocently
i thoughted left handed people were uncommon but everyone here is left handed?
I miss the JonTron era of Youtube
I was so incredibly bored during school that I taught myself to write with both hands.
>>221388286Couldn't you just claim it was on accident like you didn't see the plain
>>221388289well i don't, most cringeworthy era ever
There are seriously niggas here who were in high school during COVID. Wild.
>>221388287>what are lies
I would always put my hand on a notebook or sheet of paper to write so I didn't smear ink/graphite around.
>>221388327im a serious nigga myself
>>221388327what up unc?
>>221388332What would even be the point of lying about that?>>221388287Its cause left handers are disproportionately retarded freaks/mentally unwell,and 4chan draws people like that
>>221388309I've heard of people getting fucked regardless
>>221388327imagine being on this website and in your thirties
>>221388077>the draft is coming back in two weeks!
>>221388377>What would even be the point of lying about that?shitposting. how new are you?
Brazilian is fast becoming the worst poster of this general. Peethiopian and germoid are still worse but goddamn it's a stiff competition at this point.
>>221388390I'm 43. There's nowhere else to go.
The biggest challenge that engineers face when designing hypersonic missiles is not simply getting it up to hypersonic speeds, which is the relatively easy part. The harder parts are making it capable of performing evasive maneuvers at hypersonic speeds, and also the cooling system.America now has the Dark Eagle hypersonic missile.It is believed that China also has hypersonic missiles.Russia has been the leader in hypersonic technology for some time now, with the Oreshnik still remaining the fastest and most powerful.
>>221388399It's not even a funny thing to lie about or for a shitpost You're just paranoid
>>221388425this >>221388264 is a lie.
>>221388388We should all gather together at an airport with laser pointers and take down a plane
>>221388422>Russia has been the leader in hypersonic technology for some time now, with the Oreshnik still remaining the fastest and most powerful.Doesn't seem to be helping much desu
>>221388422Ukraine used a patriot missle to shoot down one of Russia's hypersonic missles
>>221388485no they didn't
>>221388443Unless you made the post yourself there's no way to know that Weird ass thing to lie about, there's nothing funny about the lie so i doubt it's a lie
>>221388463The first Oreshnik strike completely destroyed the largest drone factory in the Ukraine. The second destroyed a training facility in Lviv, western Ukraine.
>>221388496Yes they did
>>221388511no they didn't
>>221388497Lying is its own reward
>>221388485I can confirm that your statement is entirely and incontrovertibly false.
I wish we had nice weather year round so I could buy a motorcycle
>>221388497i authored the post, you insipid dullard. also im right handed
>>221388526Yea they did
>>221388545no they didn 't
Lump of earwax just fell outYummeroo
>>221388545>>221388557have sex
>>221388539Ok so what no one cares, weirdo
>>221388534Source?
We got a damn cheeto in the white house
>>221388557As is entirely typical, the leaf is an ignorant fool.
>>221388569you cared enough to reply and engage with my lies :)
>>221388576many such cases
>>221388497are you autistic, or were your normal social instincts raped by hysterical nannies during covid?
>>221388557Sure they did
>>221388602What are you on about
Called momberg right as the flowers I ordered her arrived by coincidence, she cried about how good of a son I am, it makes me feel bad that I find her so genuinely annoying, I call her like 3 times a week minimum though and I ate lunch with her yesterday, I still have more contact with her than like 99% of other people I know do with their parents, but idk she's just kind of such an asshole that it's draining to be around her
raping is le bad dude
fellas, i need you to do my DM duties for me. i need 3 (three) cool things that could show up in a magical research facility. >>221388613you wouldn't get it, even if i spent the time explaining it to you.
>>221388622This is what Israel wants people to think
Lying about random things isn't really much of a shitpost
Russia is a paper tiger
>>221388647semenseminal fluidcum
>>221388620if i didn't live with momenstein, i wouldn't talk to her at all.
Niggers
lesbian porn is gross.
>>221388679its very inoffensive
>>221388679No dicks though, I like that
>>221388501I must add that these Oreshniks were in fact not armed with a warhead. The kinetic energy of the rod itself, traveling at such immense speed, caused the destruction on its own.The Oreshnik is indeed warhead capable, but they haven't used warheads yet.
>>221388647Get what exactly
>>221388679you need to watch the amateur ones
>>221388647>i need 3 (three) cool things that could show up in a magical research facility.mirror to see the pastprogramming matter with demonic sigilslong distance communication device
>>221388647Most technology is centered on movement, communications, energy efficiency, and output. In these veins I assume a magic researcher would be seeking ways to either make movers stronger or their parcels lighter, they'd seek to craft spells that send information a far distance very fast, and spells that help botanists and healers. If your facility is a tower, maybe it'd have a periodic glowing orb that sparkles in a coded pattern, meant to be seen from a distance. Sort of like the old French telegraph towers.
need to start a eugenics program to increase the average length and girth of gocks tenfold
theory: guys with small dicks enjoy lesbian porn, because they cannot relate to regular porn
I’m starving
>>221388679Never liked it at all
New cum schizo lolcow haven't seen this one before
>>221388744also increase the volume of ejaculate
>>221388707all dicks look the same so 0 reason to be grossed out by them.
>>221388608no they didn't
>>221388647Some research notes on the phrenology of goblins along with a sealed tome with the name Joshua Mengel on the cover, they have to pass an Arcana check to open it
>>221388647Magic amulet that turns you into a cute girlEclectic guitar that plays random sounds of other instruments but they're always in tuneA talking dog
>>221388777>all dicks look the samethat's not true at all some dicks definitely look nicer than others
>>221388795Source?
I would watch the nba if LeBron wasn’t a part of it
>>221388820twink dicks are the nicest looking dicks
>>221388679Yuri is cute
>>221388803sounds antisemitic anon
>>221388830would not be able to not rape in this situation
>Yuri is cute
>>221388833>Niggas over the age of forty when they hear you put LeBron over Jordan
Y'all ever been to the Sagamore? Was my favorite vacation. This cute blonde girl on a jetski stopped by me and my friends boat and said I was cute and invited me to a campfire with her friends, and we all went and I hooked up with her after we did a nude cliff dive. Was the only time in my life that America actually felt like a Summer movie to me.
>>221388882Meeee
LeBron ruined the NBA
i just pooped blood. happens in your cum?
>>221388933Kobe ruined it, LeBron just shits on its corpse now.
wisdom teeth are starting to hurt a bit they never fully came in anyway so this was inevitable, gonna hurt like shit to get them removed though
>>221388877did you forget that you're weaker than a schoolgirl?
I choke a dope with his own jump rope
>>221388989i could easily over power those two women
>>221388821facts.comget rekt, liar
>>221388418You're such a loser
>>221388501still doesn't seem to be helping them much
>>221387598imagine spiraling from pretty cute to incompetent Maleficent in about 30 to 40 years
4chan is an unc website anyways
>>221388844uhm akshually it's called player agency and creating a moral dilemma, if they open the tome they can track down Joshua and either help him finish his plan to eliminate the goblin menace for good OR they can kill him and destroy his notes and allow the local villages to continue to be pillaged by goblins
>>221389017Hilldog is a based psycho milf
>>221389023deal with it, zoomette
stop being such a useless fag anon. yes i'm talking to you.
>>221389024Take your meds dude
>>221388969>getting his wisdom teeth removedgood goy
>>221389023>4chan is an unc websiteMost people here are zoomers now, there was a sea change about a year after I started posting on this site a lot
>>221389036Cranking my feral hog
im shleepy
>>221389024(((goblins)))
>>221388969with mine they put me under anesthesia or whatever the fuck and I was fine in two daysbut I only had one tooth removedI was gayly straight edge though and missed the perfect opportunity to zoot out on percocets they gave me
>>221388969start chewing clay to shrink your teeth.also start mewing to enlarge your jaw
Anime
i had all 4 removed and it was miserable
Scottier Barney
je vais a targer
>>221389057This. Biggest scam ever was forcing young people to get their wisdom teeth pulled. Strategic effort to weaken generations and corral them into a lifelong patronage of the for-profit medical system.>nerve damage>chronic pain>TMJ disorders>sinus complications>changes in teeth alignment>bone loss
I want to get my wisdom teeth pulled they're annoying
je suis un tard
>>221389140based. i kept all mine. dr. shekelberg tried to convince me to take them out. i wonder why he wants my aryan wisdom teeth so much
>>221389111AND MAYNGA!
>>221389164Yeah they tried with me as a kid too. Then they tried the "you need braces or your teeth will be 500% british by the time you're a teenager!!!"My parents saw through their tricks, I have incredibly naturally straight teeth with zero need for braces, same with my sister.
I want to get my retard teeth pulled keeping my wisdom teeth
>>221389054>>221389083one of the oldest and most common dnd enemies, get your mind out of the gutter!
don't like the way black women calls white latinos seasoned white boys
>>221389206>lawful evil were DND creators secretly based?
>>221388762which one it seems like theres hundreds
this silence is unnerving
>>221389206Are you on drugs? All of your posts are incoherent
>>221388933This
>>221389240It's the same guy same fagging and replying to himself
>>221389206>40-400Hows that many goblins fitting in a 10x10' room
I really don't know what to say to this.
Florida simps seething
>>221389303I hate how they call whores “sex workers”
>>221389303>fishbacknigga a mermaid
nothing wrong with sex workers
>>221389303This nigga is VISIBLY jewish and yet he's trying to siphon off votes and will probably be successful in fooling the goyim.
>>221389348You country elected a world bank pig who so far has gotten nothing done
i got my bike stolen today and only reason i had my bike there was cause the train was broken for another three weeks second time in like a three month time spancalifornia is a joke you either pay your way past it or you deal with the idiotic bullshit the Party is completely incapable and doesnt want to fix
>>221389372>electedNot quite lol.
What is the next shot lads?
Transport, motorways and tramlinesStarting and then stoppingTaking off and landingThe emptiest of feelingsDisappointed peopleClinging onto bottlesAnd when it comesIt's so, so disappointing
Rape is over hypedWomen take dicks all the time and I'm supposed to believe 5 minutes of a stranger doing a rape is super traumatic or whatever. They've probably evolved to withstand rape given how much rape occurs throughout history
gooned twice yesterday on pornhub why is there so much american women doing corn
>>221389445>it's all pleb slopwho cares
>>221389461Ok but like what if you were raped?
>>221389462Pornhub is too high production value for me it's x videos or stripchat
>>221389390At least the happiness in the world has increased
>>221389462it's all manufactured porn which is awful
She’s so perfect
>>221389467>Jim Joe's tranny penis milk 1.2 abv PROUDLY MADE IN CANADA BY INDIANS
>>221389475Moids can't be raped usually. If one moid rapes another then the raped one deserved it for being too weak to defend himself
No habla ingles
>>221389499She's really not. I used to get my hair cut by a girl who was way hotter than this. I've seen girls standing at bus stops who are hotter. This chick is mid at best. Even Sydney Sweeney is hotter than her.
>>221389521nobody invited you here foidkaere
We shall be having white castle in the thread, what do y'all incels want?
I wake up in a new world every 15 minutes
Told a transgirl at the store i thought her hair looked nice and she just laughed and said ew
>>221389546You’re hot
>>221389560Lmfao your life is over
>>221389560Have some self respect dude
>>221388114A girl cry and begged not to be moved away from 12yo me (I didn't know her torture was teasing)
>>221389445gasoline and horse urine
I have the Hentaivirus.
>>221389577:(>>221389578I was just trying to be nice
Dogberg
>>221389601That's called a "Indiana Coca Cola"
>>221389461this, they are just drama llamas
>>221389482the person who stole it was probably part of some racket and itll end up with some barely sentient bum
Did you know The Rock is Canadian?
Why are women such drama llamas
>>221389612Why would you be nice to a gross freak like that
Did you know the Guess Who were actually from Fond Du Lac, WI
imagine if she were pregnant already. wtf
>>221389659If who were?
foids will just ghost you and give no explanation
Just won a debate
>>221389679One unmatched with me after i said I work as a cook. Should've lied and said i work in finance
>>221389673co-worker. she got marred early because she wanted to have kids. mind you she's only 25.
>>221389699what would lying have gotten you?
Olivia Rodriguez is hot
>>221389651I thought her hair looked kind of cool
you'd think youtube would take the hint after me not clicking the thing its recommending me for the 400th time
>>221389679>In Mehico you needa da muhney when you hab da muhney then you getta de pwr
there are no good women in my life, and i jerk off too frequently to be deluded by hormones
>>221389720What did being honest get me?
>>221389629ZESTY
>>221389742all women are evil.
I pay taxes, it's a considerable chunk out of my paycheque
The girls at my old workplace would routinely start a job, get pregnant within 1.5 years of starting, go on maternity leave for a year, come back, work for 6 months, get pregnant again, go on mat leave a second time, then after their mat leave expired they would just resign and never come back. And they will complain about making "less" than a man for the same job.
and it was all yellow
>>221389699should have said finance bro>>221389740something like that
>>221389763Thank you for paying for my neet bucks
>>221389740spic accent doesn't really sound like that
>>221389783Get a job you bum
>>221389743it got you away from a dumb bitch.
>>221389771Wild comprehending how every girl has a whole complete baby making factory in her tummy
>>221389771I wish all women did that so we won't have to import indians
>>221389771>women complainmore news at 11
this is what happens when you die
You stupid low-IQ apes didn't reply to my post about the Sagamore
>>221389803wild how women willingly get pregnant and give birth knowing how retarded pregnancy is.
My farts smell like huevos rancheros
>>221389794I will once I stop being a fat loser
>>221389817I don't know what that is
people who hate politics are stupid
>>221389817Brendan Sagalow?
Every single female manager I've had was super whiny while doing zero actual work
>>221389817I just got here
>>221389844This is all of them
>Shimigero
>>221389830Poolitics is doo doo
>>221389830Stressing about distant things outside your control like politics is stupid.
Do hardboiled eggs smell that bad to others? I love the scent and I eat them all the time at my desk at work but some of my coworkers are complaining about it.
>>221389863lmao @ that image
>>221389844managers rarely work thats why I take a nap when we have meetings
New Yorkers be like>AYYYYY YOOOO IM FROM NEW YOOOORK *crashes into your car without signaling*
>>221389877i have never eaten a boiled egg in fewer than 1 (one) bite.but listen to your coworkers, and start buying deoderant.
New York City is the crown jewel of America
Northerners be like: LOL WE'RE SO SMART AND SOUTHERNERS ARE SO FAT but are pink hairs and look like lesbians while ignoring the south has the most beautiful women
>>221389894AAAAAAAAAYYYY IM FOCKIN DROIVIN HEYAHHHHHH ONLY IN NEW YAHHHHK BAYYBEEE
This thread sucks I'm leaving
>>221389916>YAH HEARD!
>>221389907I take my time with them and I always bring them to my desk. It's stupid if they care so much but oh well.
>>221389930You won't be missed
>>221389930How about you suck my cock?
northerners be like, "I fucking hate nigg- um, i mean southerners!"
>>221389930nooooooooooo dont leave
Reminder
>>221389983BOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK!
female pedophiles
nooo youre so sexy dont leave
If this is what the underage fags think is funny on a Sunday I might go wireless over the Summer. Shit is grim.
Finally that faggot left the thread, now we can start making the really good posts.
>>221389993I want to ride the d
>>221390018
New Harvest Moon game if it's not too much to ask
>>221390006Yeah, grim thread
i want to play something, a game if you will
>>221390018is she married?
>>221390036It's called Story of Seasons now
>>221390023Enjoy the AIDS you dumb fudge packing queer
>>221390033kek
>>221390006it's an eternal summer because we know paxton and avaleigh aren't paying attention in school and just go to their phones to post
Not taking lexapro anymore it makes my body ache and my cock limp
>>221389908Bro this city sucks it is filthy and you'll see junkies straight up shoot up in the streets even in parts of Manhattan. If you make 80k+ it's nice but not if you are under that line
>>221390078
You never seen nothing crazier than this nigga when he's off his Lexapro
My Lexapro is getting a bj
>>221390099I don't need lexapro for that
Go to the other euro generals if you are gay. This is the only general on here that doesn't have an attentionwhoring troon who thinks he's a femboy
NEW BREASNGBERG PLENTY ASEE
remember that one time when the capitalists and the communists teamed up to defeat evil? lol
>>221390118Fuck my ass homie
>>221390148Dungeons and dragons?
>>221390078did you know that women and browns make up 2/3 of plane crash incidents but only 10% of pilots?
Nothing crazier than a white boy who thinks he can say nigga around a couple brothas
>>221390148Turns out Hitler was the true good guy
HOLY SHITlike cum is literal only general i know where no wun csnbe arsed to make a thread. evwry udder breadberg ppl fallling over each other to make breadingtonjust lazy scumbag assholrsand.no i wont make the breadberg coz no wun wants to use wuns inmake
>hanging out with niggerkincouldn't be me
>>221390176I mean I don't know about that one
drinking wine
new>>221390227>>221390227>>221390227
What if we all stayed here instead of using the new
>>221390281guys? :(
