sex edition
arbeit macht freiCOOL
>>221388149i don't get it
>>221388141corr
no rorke, the pakistani store clerk in the other street selling vapes and booze didn't dramatically change your country.
>>221388149Post the webm
>Not supposed to attach a photo of yourself mate
>>221388185scream
>>221388149Wtf i love BAME now
>>221388149what's she looking at, what is making her so happy?
Going bed times soon team
Thai sex arse came with something a little... extra :/
>>221388185kek this is literally melove the bjplove modilove curryhate pakistan
>>221388196rorke
>>221388199Gnite lad. Pleasant dreams
>>221388149CORRR, LOVING SEXUAL ACTS WITH WOMEN.
What are the long term effects of caffeine abuse?
>>221388178
>>221388201*trumpet sound followed by laughter*ohh roooorke! *theme music plays*
>>221388222So what?
>>221388221it hurts the caffeines' feelings
>>221388221infinite joy
>>221388203Fuck MohdiFree the farmers
>>221388178how would you know. you’ve probably never been to england
Fucking hate how third world the internet has becomeOnly things anyone talks about now are race and sex which are obviously the only things that are on the minds of thirdie incels all the timeUsed to be just the shagger lads chatting about daily life and sharing stories innit
>>221388232>So what?
>>221388227mad how stuart littles house amused me as a kid at how absurd it looked yet id be lucky to live in one just like this by the time im 50 haha
>>221388222Ah yes, play the tape again Rorke
>>221388222>>221388232NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING AFRICANS AND ASIANS ONLY BUILT BRITAIN AFTER WW2 WHILE THE ENGLISH DID NOTHING NOOOOO
>>221388227nigga lives in a polly pocket playhouse
>>221388253nowhere is safe mate it's tragic that's why everyone's on discord now get a little walled garden with some lads who aren't brown retards
Right lads and I'm off to Woolworths and Toys'R'Us then picking up a Wimpy Burger on the way home x
>>221388253Absolutely lad, another thing the immigrants ruined and not Thatcher, Blair and their industrial and military and royal matrix leaders
>>221388166>my name is stink and i really am a pajeeta>HEY! oOOO is flytipping illegal?
>>221388253>Used to be just the shagger lads chatting about daily life and sharing stories1 trillion percent not true even a little bit
Sir William Whacker
>>221388299what does any of that have to do with the modern internet you spastic
>>221388315t. brown teenager who was an infant during /brit/ glory days
>>221388324those were the aisha days right?
>>221388338mmmhmmmm
Bulgarian MILF at work keeps chatting to me and sitting next to me.I'm a virgin so how do I know if she's just being friendly or wants to, yknow
Yeah went good, we literally went straight to his room and we were just chatting and he went straight for my cock rubbing it. We made out and stripped and he was already on his knees swallowing me. Told me to get on his bed and he climbed on top and sat on me and started riding me, felt great inside him. Did doggy and missionary too and was whispering in his ear to tell me how much he loved my white cock inside him. Was really good overall, didn't take pics or anything since it was our first meeting and wanted to kinda keep it intimate and something we enjoy, though watching myself in his mirror pound him doggy was hot. Great view in his apartment as well, could see the entire city since he was living in the top part of a high rise apartment. Ass felt great doggy, the way it was clapping and slapping on me as I was thrusting in
a carpenter going to get his nails painted
leftypol on the ropes
*dit*.............*dit*.............*dit*............ *dit*>>221388299*DITDITDITDITDITDITDIT*
>>221388282Give this man a British passport and he's more British than you love.
>>221388324the mythical halcyon days when everyone on 4chan was actually just a normal lad x
What's that coming over the hillIs it a jewishIs it a jewish
>>221388366they were on /brit/or at least could convincingly pretend to be, which none of you autistic virgin freaks are capable of now
RORKE COUNTERS WITH AN OVERHAND RIGHT AND ITS ALL OVER THE REF HAS STOPPED IT LEFTYPOL CAN HARDLY STAND HIS LEGS ARE GONE
Just found out Brian Cox's wife was the former head of the UK's biggest anti-trans group. Knew I always wanted to punch his bastard face for a reason.
>>221388375hao ling
the proverbial sex chebs
last wank was all over the place in terms QoLhardness: 9/10orgasm: 2/10release volume: 4/10stickiness: 8/10
>uhhhhhrgh, what has the broader social context of all interactions have to duuuuuu with the DURRRRGG primary means oUauUaafff comewwwwnicashun
remember in year 1 the classroom was really loud and i covered my ears because i'm autistic and noise sensitive and this evil bitch teacher told me off and said i was being rudestupid cunt hope she died
VGHye auld /brit/ *coughs phlegm*now THOSE were the days....
>>221388338>>221388342Oh Aisha, how we miss you
My eyes have seen the GloryOf the coming of the RorkeHe cut all of the bennies off From all the mud galoreHe's putting trannies back in placeThey'll never rape no moreThe Rorke man marches on
>>221388386I'd say he's based if not for the fact he had a role in bringing Blair to power
(8) is it a hexbug, it's a hexbug (8)
>>221388392prefer a wee bit darker x
>>221388366people in general were more normalculture (not just online) was more normal it’s like in the 90’s you could be a ‘loser’ even if you had a decent looking gf and a job. people are just getting weirder in general, technology is to blame
>>221388392i love tits!
>>221388412twitch stream night with aisha with her telling us about her praying in a spanish catholic church
>>221388397expected a porker so no they dont match the face
kind of scary how high the chances are that a girl you snog in a club has probably rimmed a black man before
>>221388412What was that French girl's name?
>>221388462mental how porn has raped your brain
>>221388315it was true except it was weird people larping like they're not freaks like the rest of the people online
>>221388462With any luck it'd be ten minutes before we snogged
>>221388438
>>221388380KEK, but replace rorke with leftypol
How correct is this, Britishers?
>>221388462Not my wittle waifu
>>221388392whose chebs are these
>>221388487I said DARKER
>>221388491dunno i live in wales
>>221388469candice
biomass biodome
nary a pixel
>>221388469>>221388469Candace
>>221388405the world wibe web hadn't even been invented when thatcher was pm
>>221388506
>>221388544sex
>>221388469>>221388520>>221388523She was nothing on Aisha
>>221388544DARKER! DARKER!!!
>>221388253very ironic how your whole post is about race yet you complain that the only thing people talk about is racewish retards on the internet had self awareness. it's by far the biggest issue of it, no one has any accountability whatsoever
>>221388491kek, love it.>>221388500PHWOAR COARR
>>221388410a lot more chilled and relaxed in ye olden days started slipping a little in 2017 when the first /leftypol/ raids happened, after covid it's just been a lot of schizos a lot of the time *dodders off with walking stick in hand*
god i wish i had a vantablack gf
there's statistically 2-3 black girls that post on /brit/
>>221388524THERE IS NO VOID IN HISTORY YOU FUCKING MORON, DIFFERENT ERAS ARE NOT LIKE DIFFERENT MOVIES.
rorke in the back
>>221388561D A R K E R
>>221388561jheez she's even throwing the contrast off
been doing stuff all day
>>221388596why can't you just answer the questionhow does thatcher affect the third worldification of the internet more than having 5 billion third worlders on it does
I used to only jerk off to black women lol. Rorke here
>>221388595must be intimidating for them with the timmydem wagging their peperamis in webm form at every post they make
>>221388621ktim but the opposite
>>221388595statistically there's a higher chance for an american flag to be
im stuff
wish all black girls were as fit as beep and maya jama
>>221388621if you're gonna lie, don't involve me in them
>>221388595More than that probably
>>221388560you're not wrong but let's be honest mate the whole internet now is just freaks talking about race politics, racebaiting, lusting after women (in a racial context), goonbait, and other retarded goonbait stuff like streamers or lewd video game characters utter fucking slop and it's because most of the internet now is third worlders and their diaspora
did you go to the gym today
>>221388629
arse buldging with imagined bummings
>>221388629lol. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
white people are just as obsessed with race and sex as anyone online if not more. it’s more actually, white people are the only ones posting haplogroup charts unironically
>>221388606
Oh yes, barbarians having battleships and submarines, very realistic
>>221388671you only sing when you're winning
>>221388544>>221388561Where do I find women like this? I would like to mate with them.
>>221388487I know my ancestors have fought for tens of thousand of years to create my likeness, but I would most definitely breed that.
Am I the only one smelling chorizo farts in here?
one night with a Ghana mama straight up changed rorke's everything
>>221388697you, rorke? you don'tthese women are indian owned
>very ironic how your whole post is about race yet you complain that the only thing people talk about is race
>>221388661>freaks lusting after women (in a racial context)ktim
>>221388671>white people are the only ones posting haplogroup charts unironicallydeluded takehaplogroup autism has plenty of ethnics like turks or whoever
>>221388713new mind, new body, new soul
>>221388671third worlders dont know what a haplogroup even is
>>221388704>my ancestors have fought for tens of thousand of years to create my likenessLMArseO
wahoo
>Belgium banned circumcision
>>221388709Must be a third world migrant farting
>>221388661T R V K ERVKE
>>221388713Ktim
oh no I posted to the wrong /brit/ this is terrible
>>221388730Ah, was it the Turkish and indian scientists who came up with the idea of haplogroups?
>A Turkish man (23), named Mehmet H., has reportedly committed suicide after he found out that he has #Armenian ethnicity results. The revelation was made after a DNA test on AncestryDNA. The story of the man was shared by a local news page on Facebook.yeah only white people care about dna testing haplogroup autism sure thing
Emma Watson has a stinky, farty anus.
one taste of the 90% cocoa and rorke's cutting about in a caftan
>>221388773scr
>>221388745Haha get fucked
British boomers are like>Why must we talk about race? Why can't i pretend like it's 1926 and the British Empire rules the world?? >Did you see this wiki stub about that war that we won 600 years ago against France?!!!??!!!
>>221388727i look like this and say this
>>221388704First time I saw a white person, I was scared but there was something I don't know metallic or jagged maybe about them and I kind of got it then. They're like swords, white people are like swords but they're in the age of guns and ICBMs.
why are you so boring
>>221388781howl
>>221388773Tbf I would also kill myself if I were A*menian
>>221388781have you ever tried anything like that, without sugar though it'd taste pretty bitter i imagine
need an ebony muse to take aesthetic pictures ofin the summer
>>221388779yeah probably
brown zoomers are like>im a boring virgin freak!! listen to me talking about race and sex all the time even though im a virgin!! white women amirite!!! brown women for BWC!! im a retard who is addicted to gay porn!!
>>221388781lmao
>>221388772just take the L
God kill me amem
Rorke voting for the green party after getting with a bird that looks like didier drogba
>>221388823
being someone with thin lips I've always wondered what it must be like to snog one of those black lasses with massive lips
Would happily and eagerly rim every bird posted in this thread except for Emma Watson as she almost certainly has a smelly anus, and I don't find her attractive.
>>221388745The man doing this video is probably thinking how big the pool in his new house in occupied Palestine is going to be, after the Mossad payday for the tiktok gig he landed.
>Used to be just the shagger lads chatting about daily life and sharing stories innit
>>221388842bet her arse is cracking though
>>221388842scroje
/brit/ died with 190
most of the race stuff online is driven by white people. white chuds and white leftypols. simple fact
brown teenage tranny discord on a mad one tonite
what's with the 10 different jfs all simultaneously baiting
>>221388870sybau
>>221388845probably very nice
>>221388848I’d rim her BECAUSE she has a smelly anus.
>>221388838And was it the turks and indians who started the discussions about it?
>>221388884trannycord spamming after the disastrous elections
Would you rather have near complete freedom of speech and massively increased gun violence or virtually no freedom of speech but almost no gun violence?
>>221388895just admit you said something stupid
>>221388905Wot m8
aff tae bed
I bet Candice has lurked here sometimes, wonder what she thinks>>221388905The latter is an easy choice if the no freedom of speech is for stuff you'd never say
I have a real anal fixation desu
>>221388884Incel discord spam, it starts up every time something happens like a left-wing election defeat or Russia conquers a city or whatever
If you catch another man in your bed with your wife you Cant do anything in the UK. In the US you could shoot them if you want
why do they keep editing his face like that?
petal
Irish
>>221388932So you don’t want to be able to say anything about blacks pakis and jews?
>>221388958meds
>>221388973post written by a morbidly obese white incel or a gangly ghoulish brown incel and there's no inbetween
leftypol has no explanation for this
>>221388970he looks like that nose thing in berserk
>>221388995cope
>>221388905I would rather I have gun violence against the bosses and complete ban of speech by you
There’s a whole secret website on the darknet where leftypol operates all its posts on 4chan, Reddit, twitter etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeucohIa5LQ
>>221389013wouldnt know i dont use the darknet because im not a drug user/dealer or nonce
>>221388923alri Ari gn
>>221389028yes you are
if you were to accurately draw israel zangwell and post it online you would get arrested
>>221388972Yeah?
leftypol having a cry when his favourite show moves to a different streaming platform rorke seeding 1500 different shows from his smeggy bedroom
>>221389012Who are the bosses?
Kill me
off to bed, toil on the morrowx
>>221389053:S
>>221389040please don't lower the tone. they're horrendous for the views not their looks
Lazy little shit
>>221389059based rorke carrying the flame of digital piracy
>>221389072how would i do thatwhy would i do thatwho are you and how did you get in here
>>221389089get him up and off to work, he must earn his keep
>>221388842scrimble
late start at toil on the morrow (11am)time for a few games of unranked overwatch
>>221389088sorry
>>221389089>um actually this is really disrespectful that bunny has probably been working really hard, you shouldn't make irresponsible posts like this about bunnies
>>221389059haha they are like that
>I would rather I have gun violence against the bosses and complete ban of speech by you
>>221389040
Leftypol running into the wilderness to pick up a stack of coinsRorke and his goons merking him for everything he's got
>>221389125negative xp on a mad one
catberg is pissed
>Zach Polanski
>>221389082:3c
Imagine fucking a black/brown girl while shouting “vote reform” lmao
adam friedland
>>221389143>When challenged over the discrepancies, the Green Party leader eventually admitted that, rather than working at the Ministry of Justice, he had been hired through an agency that supplied actors for role-play scenarios to a quango responsible for interviewing would-be judges.
>>221388973>>221389001>fatherless since the age of 2his story checks out
the ice age is coming you fools
>>221389156bizarre brown incel cuck fantasy
Think immigration rules should be like in the Ali G movie where we only allow fit women in for breeding only
>>221389156would probably be quite awkward for both of you i imagine
>>221389162The ice age but this time there's no mammoth or cool animals to hunt. Grim.
>>221389175The gyaldem here will not like this post
right well
>>221389205
does pinkpantheress sweatdoes pinkpantheress get sweaty after a 2 hour showdo stages have drains beneath them for sweat to drip through
>>221389162This reminds me of a song but I can't put my finger on it.
>>221389175How do we make this government policy? It would make life worth living again
>>221389158You can see how much jews resembled mulattos only a century or so ago. The UKuck's war on Germany and eventual defeat of German ideals paved the way for jew men to mate with shiksas, which did much to erase the groidal features jews had.
CHRIST I shouldn't have clicked on that.
>>221389205hot
>>221389198The gyaldem here are smelly runty creatures who wipe back to front and will probably vote for the bucktoothed kike faggot
>>221389216london calling
>>221389237Ah thanks, fuck meeeee
roke making sims of all his crushes and their boyfriends but putting the guys in a pool without a ladder
Jack Roworth balding at 20
>>221389214mad how such a majestic creature like her burps, farts and shits
The greens will never dance to the choon of a trump loving, tax avoiding, science denying, NHS dismantling corporate stoog
>>221389214
>>221389251woke devs patched out all the funny deaths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efjjmpOVzRgchoon and kino
>>221389253he geeking
>>221389259Obviously, they dance to Islamic nasheeds about killing infidels
this fella rorke finds himself in all kinds of trials and tribulations
>>221389265
Would love to rim her clean immediately after she finishes a show
>Mum died in front of daughter after head got stuck in rocks when tide was rising
Why does /brit/ have submissive fantasies like eating sweaty pussy and arse instead of destroying girls pussies
All along Rorke was within Us.
Reddit and 4chan need to ban porn. It’s ruining an entire generation of young men
>>221389319rgb value for your skin tone?
*denies science*
dropkicking rorkes nan off beachy head
ive been battling alcoholism for 12 years with 2 stints in rehab and ive drank 18 units of booze tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkb5PO_92_o
Rubella x
>>221389312>28 yo this yearfuck yea, I'm still young
Girlfriend asked me to wank off on her arse last night and I couldn't jizz.True story
>>221389319It tastes great and gets me rock hard, nobody cares about your bent Andrew tate takes
pushing rorke's auntie off blackpool tower
East Asian girls
Kill me God this is not humane allowing me to live like this
Was in central London earlier today and wanted a coffee but the nearest place was bloody woke so I kept walking and got it from another cafe Thank you for reading my dull blogpost x
nothing worse than realising the piss bottle has tipped over a good few hours ago, that's a half a liter of urine drained into my carpet and underlay
>>221389383Did they burn the bean?
>>221389350Wouldn't rim this particular little oik
Right, well that didn't happen then did it*looks around at everyone else in the thread with a bemused look and I see that everyone starts mirroring the expression back to me and it makes me feel powerful*
>>221389352Youngest guy itt
>>221389347i genuinely believe the people who say alcoholism is a genetic thing because i used to drink as much as alcoholics drink but could always stop if i really wanted to
video game graphics peaked with d3d9
Diabetes? Doesn't existDisease? All a matter of imatter not real only perceived
>>221389395*whips out knife* so you think youre the big man now do ya? Not so big now. This is my thread Im the fokin’ guv’nor
>>221389406could it be you just have superior willpower
>>221389392No, had a bunch of bender flags everywhere outside and mugs for sale by the window had text on it which read something like "Guardian reading... latte sipping... Wokerati"Looked fairly busy desu but weren't getting my rorke bucks
>>221389423soylennials love their dogshit 100 year old pixelated reddit trash lmao
>>221389425Screaming at this man jawed freak
>>221389425mad how the green party is half people like this and half people called abdullah iqbal nasim hamed
>>221389406Same with smoking I used to be quite a heavy smoker one day I just stopped and that was that.
/brit/ reading monster sipping rorkerati
booting up dogshit 100 year old pixelated reddit trash 3, but with 10 mods to make it work on my goydows 11
I'm not racist but I nearly walked into a chippy in town I used to love as a teenager to see two Indian blokes behind the counter, which is absolutely bizarre where I am in the Norf.Did a 360 and got a chip butty and spam fritter elsewhere which was really good
>>221389406its not genetic. its because people turn to substance abuse due to shitty life situations
>>221389451What could go wrong
>>221389470>Addiction is genetic in that inherited genes account for 40% to 60% of an individual’s risk of developing a substance use disorder.
Rorkitous rorkiteritos
need a gf with big breasts
Just done a truly reprehensible shite after my carvery earlier
zoomie seething because the game doesn't have enough skins and microtransactions
>>221389451
you are all so stupid :(
>>221389347ehhhhh macarena! (Ah hai!)
>>221389498moggs that 'sheed
>>221389498screamwhat is 'sheed thinking here
>>221389498Oh my days
Rorkar rorkustus
>>221389495listeni haven't had a roast dinner in a fucking AGEand i want one right now
>>221389498would finger her arsehole
>>221389395you must be a pathetic runt if that makes you feel powerful ngl
Remember when I was walking up a hill and this teenager in his car while queuing said “all those muscles won’t hide your man tits” or something like that so I smashed his wing mirror(I do have gyno)
>>221389498>By Allah strike these infidelity down
New>>221389513
>>221389425CORRR
>>221389435*immediately starts welling up and runs off*
>>221389486>adults with shitty life circumstances produce children who grow up to abuse substancesimagine my shock, oh my days.
>>221389531>smashed his wing mirrormad how effective this is
>>221389511Mothin Ali actually seems somewhat intelligent so i spet he's thinking that's an absolute freakshow but can easily keep it under wraps
>>221389527bingo
>>221389425holy shit hunter schafer is on the green party. why arent we all voting for them???
>>221389518
>>221389543that's not what that says at alla person with good life circumstances but genetics that predispose them to addiction are more likely to become addicted to substances
>>221389585id rape that plateand jizz in a tissue to finish
>>221389585Not a lot of ham there
>>221389648absolutely foul post grow up
