hilo dashaprev >>221390227
>>221392248Shit edition
Would Dasha have been considered a witch in the 1600s due to her beauty blowing everyone away?
watching last witch hunter
Watching anime
Is it true Canadian man butt smells and tastes like maple syrup ?
I don't mind women of the night but those motels creep me out. Very sketchy places they are the whiff of stale cigs everywhereI suppose it's all part of the quixotic adventure
>>221392287just go to the asian massage parlors
>>221392284canadian semen tastes like maple syrup
>OnlyFans Model Charged with Murder for Gluing, Taping and Plastic Wrapping Client in Fatal Fetish Session Gets Plea Deal>Prosecutors said at the hearing that on the night Dale died, he allegedly paid Rylaarsdam more than $11,000 to engage in fetish play, asking the then-29-year-old to wrap him in Saran wrap "like a mummy," glue women's boots onto his feet and then pour adhesive in his eyes in order to seal them shut.>Police arrived, however, to find Dale with a plastic bag over his head, duct tape over his mouth, face and head and plastic wrap shrouding his entire body, prosecutors said.
Start doing this
When I am I elected as Prime Minister, I will see to it that all doctors and surgeons involved in the practice of breast reduction surgeries are convicted and hanged for terrorism, treason, and indignity to a human body.
the real problem with prostitution is the men, i cant in good conscious have sex with a woman knowing she had sex with all those disgusting men
emma langevin lookin a lil bloated these days
>>221392284yes but when they are upset or angry their butt changes to a maple scent with a strong touch of chili peppers
>>221392284IT TASTES AND SMELLS LIKE FUCKING DIARRHEA POO, NOW STOP MAKING THESE WRETCHED POSTS
just learnered about e6ai
how is she even real?
>>221392284Butts smell like skin when cleaned. Maybe a little BO because of sweat glands
>>221392317So you admit you eat ass?
>>221392317projection. there's zero reason why a canadian twink boy butt would smell that disgusting. especially if they've showered. if yours does I recommend you learn how to bathe
>>221392312Doesn't bother me that much. What you don't know can't hurt you
Fecundity
thats a good question, why doesnt ass have BO like how feet and armpit have
I want to learn to ride a motorcycle but Im also scared of it
>>221392353cuz you can't smell your own ass dumb nigga
>>221392271Is that the animated movie or am I thinking of something else
>>221392329I'd rather fuck Nick Mullen
>>221392321now i just need AItf and i'll never need a gf ever again
Nigger business idea: lurk around motels and rob all the johns
>>221392360
>>221392364Have some standards for yourself
>>221392373lmao this fucking movie
>>221392385what?
>>221392381Nick is sexy and I'm gay and my dick is small
>>221392397You are also Chinese
>>221392304she just trynna help a bro squanch
>>221392414Yes :)
steel reserve..211..watchu kno bout that?
The video that destroyed /brit/
>>221392395vin diesel just doesn't fit well in these roles
>>221392437i know but im bored
>>221392429Didn't the UK win more battles in that war?
simping needs to be made illegsl
>>221392304Hot
>>221392429why didnt they shoot though, they would've won
>>221392427Now i want some but in my state they stop selling liquor right about now
Crazy how much life sucks donkey dick without alcohol
>>221392494Unfunny, didn't make me laugh
anyone want to play a backrooms coop game
>>221392494Didn't make me laugh but I recognize this is funny
Fuck around and find out is the by far the cringiest of all the r-dditisms
>>221392539No it's not
i smell of cum
>>221392556I am cum incarnate
>>221392539Pottery and how the turn tables are worse
>>221392556wash your ass
New Yorker cartoon
As a brown guy I love white girls
This is a classic
>>221392625>O.K.
swear my dad goes to the bathroom whenever I'm in the nearby room to annoy me as some kind of passive aggressive power play. we have another bathroom so he doesn't need to do it
>>221392649Does he make stinky doodoos?
>>221392625business idea: go back in time & convince timothy mcveigh to blow up the New yorker offices instead of the FBI building
for me, its messi
*Jabba the Hutt laughing*
>>221392735Ho ho ho...Toy --- dook --- thee a g--- con thee bassa.Manchy kabook noonee Solo
Habs won!
Suddenly craving a savory pie
>>221392786https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vy-lzJO0TjA
>>221392491How long have you been sober?
>>221392491Then get alcohol? Christ you're a retard
oooo, lookit mister "I can afford booze" herewhy dont you go jump off a cliff, mister moneybags
>>221392841Liquor sale closes at 9pm retard I don't keep any reserves of hooch
Bacon/Sausage/Spam/Hotdogs/Cornbeef have cancer causing agents in it
Im thinking if I can't get sex-berg then I need alcohol-berg Kind of a one or the other deal. I need to be drowning my brain in some sort of positive stimuli
>Liquor sale closes at 9pm
>>221392858worth
im trying to watch the sopranos but im too brainrotted i cant stay focuses for so long episodes
>>221392854Lol get rekt
censori overload
>>221392858Bitches that eat this daily will tell you that Diet Coke causes cancer
gameplan: search jav pornstars to find the one that looks the closest to my absolute BITCH of a manager(asian) and use her being railed as stress relief
>>221392870thats ok
>>221392884Very normal behavior
>>221392877I used to know a bitch in an old job that was always talking about getting high off various drugs, but then launched into a whole spiel about how diet sodas cause cancer. you aren't going to live long enough for cancer to be a problem anyway you dumb bitch
>>221392897its not harming anyone, you pussy
doing the pooingtoncheckit
>>221392884i dont like jav which is a shame because there are some really sexy jav actresses
>>221392904You are normal and valid
>>221392884make sure you post her when you find her so we can enjoy it too>tfw no sexy japanese porn manager to boss me around
put off masturbation so long leaking cum my dick wants out but I must persist there is a big boobie girl waiting for me over the hill if i just persist a little longer
First couple months of sobriety were hard but I sorta rewrote my brain. After three months it was easy
>>221392923almost as easy as your sister
>>221392926Oh yeah well I fisted ur dad's butt with a chainmail gauntlet on you bitch homo
>>221392938I dunno man, that sounds pretty gay
>>221392923Have a drink
Like it or not millennials have successfully defined culture probably for the next couple of decades in the same manner as their boomer parents, and once the wealth of the boomers is transferred down through inheritance the millennial vanguard will fully be cemented. Zoomers have yet to create any truly lasting or meaningful cultural output despite the fact that the oldest zoomers are turning 30 this year.
>>221392944Gay for the fistee not the fister and if ur dads gay or gay 2 by default
my inflatable bed keeps getting holes in the most retarded spotsnormally they just get holes on the seams but this one is getting holes on the bed part
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>>221392967Do you sleep on an inflatable bed every night?
>>221392967damn that's almost as sad as that nigga with ants in his mattress
>>221392954yeah millenials were totally in charge of the corporations that were pushing that bullshit and not boomersfucking stupid ass monkey
>>221392459It was also more of a civil war between Loyalists and Patriots, and a majority of the population leaned towards the Loyalists.
I sleep in a racing car with my wife
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>>221392854>Liquor store closes at 9pmFuck that city
>>221392982I only recognize two of those songs
>>221392983I sleep alone on the floor
I haven't washed my sheets in months
More like matthew bad band
>>221392980he just reposts that image every day in this thread and /brit/, nonstop several times a day>>221392982>stabbing westwardextreme nostalgiabomb, i remember hearing them on the radio when i was just a little kid and thinking it was the most hardcore shit on earth
>>221392991It's a bullshit law designed to boost sales to bars which can remain open after 9pm
>>221392993
I don't sleep
>>221392999checked
>>221393019I dont eatI do nothing but think of YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUyou got me under your skinyou got me under your skinyou got me under your skin
i cuddle with these anons >>221393019>>221393014>>221393007>>221393001
>>221393027*rapes you while you're cuddling*
Did a steroid cycle after high school and it ruined natty lifting for me forever now I’m 26 and skinnyfat. Fml
Throw me some numbers
>>221393034*cums hard*
>>221393038*throws a beer bottle at you*
Q: what primate likes peanut butter the mostʎǝʞuoɯ s,ǝsǝǝɹ :∀
STOP BEING SO GAY
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can a cunt translate the answer for me >>221393047
>>221393057Try turning your screen upside down
When you penetrate a vagina it really is the anticipation of the cum at the end you know but then the cum arrives and it's like oh yeahhhhh yes yes yeah get pregnant yeahhhhhhh im cumminggggg, and then it's over and it's like damn now there's no purpose anymore. There has got to be a better way
>>221393026broit'syou keep me under your spellbro
>>221393062yeah naw not doin that m80 fuck off
>>221393068welcome to the game of life
Work in the morning but I can't stop buying shit on ebay
